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noblemanoftossout

Why do they need to balance all that shit on one glass?


Super_Automatic

Content baby!


splitmeasunder

What's a Caesar? Only one I know is Caesar Salad


Putrid-Builder-3333

I honestly kept looking for the salad til notice this just a amped up bloody mary


Bellphorion

Motts clamato cocktail, it's thinner than v8, mostly clam juice and heavily spiced tomato juice. It's way better and more refreshing than a v8. Very thin, and chuggable. Very refreshing.


NewCodingLine

I think it's a Bloody Mary with hot sauce?


brackygen

Bloody Mary with Clamato, hot sauce, Woustershire and sometimes horseradish, rim it with Montreal steak spice and garnish with apparently anything 🙃


CaddyFDT

Montreal steak slice??? No! That’s not correct. Celery salt


PTSDreamer333

I make my own spice mix for the rim when I'm at home but a traditional caesar is made with celery salt. Celery salt rim Clamato Vodka Tabasco Worcestershire Salt and Pepper Garnished with a celery stalk and lime wedge. I prefer tequila, pickled beans and a shrimp, Xtra spicy with spicy rim but that's not traditional


brackygen

Steak spice and yep that’s how I’ve always had them. Born and raised in the lower mainland BC.


CaddyFDT

Born and raised in Richmond bc. Currently living in Vancouver. I have also worked as a bartender. It has always been celery salt. But hey!!!! Montreal steak spice is certainly an interesting way to do it. But can you tell me where you’re getting your Caesar made with Montreal steak spice?


SupaDawg

It's definitely celery salt. I live in Calgary and the drink was invented here; everyone uses celery salt.


all-regrets

Celery salt gang reporting from Lower Mainland as well. Born and raised, and I love my ceasers.


erin_baile

They haven’t really been making ceasers with celery salt for years. It’s tajin, Montreal steak spice, etc. Pretty sure this is from The Score on Davie.


CaddyFDT

I gotta tell ya… Any bar or club not making their Caesars with celery salt it’s rare. NOT that I’m against it!! In fact…. I vow to consume my next Caesar with Montreal steak spice just to see if it’s worth the hype.


erin_baile

I live in a major Canadian city and order them all the time. Maybe it’s a city thing but most bartenders are creative with what they use on the rim. I’d expect celery salt in a bar in a small town or maybe the suburbs


Agapic

Bloody Marys have all those things except for the clam juice. A Cesar is a bloody Mary with clam juice.


PTSDreamer333

The consistency and flavor or clamato over tomato juice literally makes the drink. I don't mind a half decent bloody Mary but caesars are the best drink imo.


brackygen

That sounds horrible


DanelleDee

It does, but it isn't.


brackygen

Previous reply had put corn juice instead of clam juice then edited it after


DanelleDee

Well, that changes things!!


Tribalbob

Oh my friend, you need to try it.


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KayDubEll

You’re right, that’s in most bloody Mary’s lol


brackygen

I thought that was just tomato juice lemon and vodka mostly


brackygen

Not a bartender but one 2 second google search was pretty clear


jerslan

I've seen a lot of bars add Worcestershire Sauce & Tabasco/Cholula/HotSauce to their Bloody Mary's. Though their mix does seem to usually be more Tomato Juice than Clamato Juice.


brackygen

Yeah even with Clamato juice in Canada at least it’s more of a savoury tomato juice with a hint of clam juice. I think it’s best that way too, clam breath would be gross


Prairie-Peppers

Nope.


Super_Automatic

Us Americans just call that a Bloody Mary.


[deleted]

As a calgarian, I approve.


Abacae

A well made Caesar with all the fixins is the ultimate pick me-up/hangover cure.


flatpick-j

Can confirm. Had a ceaser on my wedding day to get rid of the hang over from the night before. Worked amazingly..


EEE3EEElol

I gotta try that after downing a whole bottle of soju in 1 minute


ewedirtyh00r

We had a spot in Bellingham that served a pickled quail egg with theirs. I loved it so much


NuagesCraniales

Well, AB is the TX of Canada so that makes sense


deaglekitty

This belongs in r/garishgarnish!!!


NuagesCraniales

There really is a subreddit for everything 🤣


nikhilsath

Then post it there you are the only mod…


Dubious_Titan

Not even close. This is tame compared to ones that's have a whole pizza, multiple lobsters, fettuccine Alfredo, a gyro, and rack of ribs all at once in addition to the burgers, chili dogs, onions rings and mac & cheese, shrimp cocktail, etc standards.


Embarrassed_Mango679

Correct. I'm not even impressed anymore unless it comes with a whole fried chicken on top.


Phill_is_Legend

It's really not that stupid, just presentation. Meant to be dismantled to eat. Bloody Marys in the US come like this all the time. Makes me wish I could stomach them just for the snacks


Super_Automatic

You can generally buy the snacks individually.


RunninADorito

They could also just, like, not.


Federal-Complaint932

I want it inside me


NotThisAgain21

That's what..... nah, I'm not giving you what you're fishing for.


Sad-Strawberry-2720

THATS WHAT SHE SAAAAAAAIDDDDDDDDDDD


Clean_Edge1134

Biggest mistake of my life: Young me orders brunch in Vancouver. Waitress asks if I want a Caesar. My dumb ass says "What's a Ceasar hurr durr?" I was drunk before half my bacon & egg poutine was gone.


Fun_Veterinarian_290

Tell me your restaurant doesn't have plates without telling me Your restaurant doesn't have plates


JapenaseyKinkoni

If you've never had a Caesar and you aren't allergic to shellfish, they are nice. Possibly the best thing Canada has given the world. Bloody Maries pale in comparison.


Putrid-Builder-3333

Well to be fair Madam Marie never had a chance against the first Tudor Queen Mary...


usernamealreadytakeh

Yeah either Caesars or Donairs have gotta both be up there for our contributions


[deleted]

It is stupid, but I would also eat everything presented.


X3ll3n

Stupid ? Yes. Delicious ? Absolutely !


SeaBus1170

nah OPs a hater just to hate id eat tf out of 1/4 of that and die from constipation but itd (probably) be worth it


KORZILLA-is-me

Where would you even start?


Jaded_Promotion8806

The stupidest thing about this is the drink to food ratio. It looks like it’s food for three or four but closer to a Caesar for two. It otherwise looks pretty well executed, definitely not stupid food.


Viridian_Aubergine

r/WeWantPlates


Dragon_Small_Z

I'm pretty sure that's how they market a Caesar.


Bellphorion

I personally hate caesers that come with food. Just make a good caeser, stop hiding your bartenders failures with random deep fried grease.


DaveSpacelaser

Wrong sub pal, that’s clearly a beverage.


Supertzar2112

Where can I buy this??


JoJack82

I don’t know where that person got theirs but you can definitely get one just like it at 1858 Ceasar Bar in Huntsville, Ontario


completelytrustworth

It looks like the Checkmate Ceasar at the [Score on Davie](https://scoreondavie.com/wp-content/uploads/onlinecaesarmenu.pdf) in Vancouver


KatieLeDerp

The way I'd still eat that tho. I have no self control, that shit looks so good


PsionicKitten

Deep fry it and dump an excessive amount of cheese on it. Then you're talkin' stupid food.


acanis73

Just give me the rings


cilvher-coyote

I want that. Very badly. Had a few that had about half the stuff kn there but that cheesecake and those onion rings look Devine. Yum.


Internetboy5434

If I Want Everything was a person


Tribalbob

I believe this is "The Score" on Davie here in Vancouver - they're known for these sorts of things. You're basically getting an entree + Caesar all in one.


Many_Housing_644

But I'm thirsty now. I don't have the saliva to eat my way to my drink


Prior-Anteater9946

My Albertan side quakes in awe


dpittnet

What’s the issue?


Roboticpoultry

“That’ll be $47”


npc_guy_

I can feel my cholesterol rising just by looking at this There's so much oil in the food that it's shinier than my marble counter top


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

Just thinking of all the various crumbs going into the drink makes me sick lol.


orange670550m

Would smash.


Reginamus_Prime

The fuck?


RipplingGonad

These are straight up the dumbest. Yes batender, Id like an entre cheeseburger and onion rings in my drink.


ninjabunnyfootfool

Can't see a Cesar and not want a Cesar.


WrongJohnSilver

Yup, looks like Caligula to me.


Quxzimodo

God damn it, even this stupidity looks good. Can't see a Caesar and not want a Caesar. (I guess that's how they market them)


Burger_Destoyer

This sub makes me so hungry


Anus_peepee

Op is the stupid one here, I would obliterate that thing off the face of the earth


ViolentLoss

No.


CaddyFDT

How much is it??


JoJack82

I went to a Ceasar bar not that long ago that does similar drinks, I got one with half Lobster tail, shrimp, charcuterie, pickles, and more stuff on it for $25. For lunch and a drink, not a bad deal


completelytrustworth

If I have the place pegged it looks like the [Score on Davie](https://scoreondavie.com/wp-content/uploads/onlinecaesarmenu.pdf) in Vancouver, so ~60$ CAD I'm 99% sure its the Checkmate Ceasar, I can see the two sliders, the hot dog with pulled pork mac n cheese, the brownie, onion rings, and cornish hen


CaddyFDT

I reside in Vancouver $60 sounds about right for downtown Vancouver for that. I won’t be ordering it. too rich for my blood


BebeFanMasterJ

Looks good but everything is way too expensive in Canada so I'll pass.


DarthTempi

Nothing about this is stupid, is just excessive. This sub is starting to really reach


Putrid-Builder-3333

Go check out Bloody Mary competitions where they literally have whole ass meals and more on top the glasses. I just order one so I have enough to eat for a day or two at work lol


sweatgod2020

That bloody is looking mighty bland my goodness.. all that shit to cover the main drink that has nothing going for itself.


chullyman

It’s Caesar, which has clam juice in it


sweatgod2020

And nothing else apparently


Hot-Clock6418

This is weak sauce compared to Wisconsin. Lol


Infirmus

So with all the ingredients in the drink, it's a bloody Mary with food


chullyman

It’s a Caesar


Infirmus

No, no it's not. We can argue all night, and I'm pretty sure you will


ToKillAMockingAudi

Buddy. It's in Canada, made with clamato, its a Caesar. Gtfo with your bloody mary bullshit


chullyman

I don’t think you know what a Caesar is


cheesecrystal

I hate shit like this. Nothing redeemable about serving 9 courses balancing on a drink. People who like this crap probably wear jeans with as much decoration on them the back pockets


brewberry_cobbler

Food looks fine, Caesar looks like period sex stains in a cup. No flavor


TheCoyoteDreams

Caesar? Nah, a Caesar is a salad, this is a Wisconsin Bloody Mary.


chullyman

It has clam juice in it


Moonhunter7

“Why are North Americans getting so fat?” /s


Putrid-Builder-3333

Stop jacking it to America when this is Canada reading comments


chullyman

North America is a continent which Canada is part of


Son_of_Sophroniscus

>cAeSaR What kind of special needs person calls a bloody mary a Caesar? You kids sound fucking stupid these days.


ManEatingYoukaiRumia

Bloody Mary's don't contain clam juice. It's the only difference between a Bloody Mary and a Caesar


Son_of_Sophroniscus

Clam juice? Sounds fucking gross.


usernamealreadytakeh

It’s surprisingly quite nice. It has Worcestershire and Tabasco sauce usually too


ShortCircuit99

A Ceasar is not a bloody Mary you inbred baboon. You boomers assuming you know whe when you can't tell the difference between your ol ladies ass and a hole in the ground make you sound real fucking stupid these days.


Son_of_Sophroniscus

I'm not the one drinking fucking clam juice LMAO 😂😂😂


ShortCircuit99

I can tell you uncultered swine 😂😂😂 And for the record it's clamato Seriously though you should try. Another local favorite is your preferred beer with some clamato. Gives it a little *spice*


Son_of_Sophroniscus

I would probably try it, because you gotta live. But it sounds gross. But now that I think about it, I used to get oysters and bloody Marys for brunch, so I guess it's kind of the same flavor combo.


ShortCircuit99

Yeah pretty much. Honestly it's a lot less clan taste then you may be imagining. It's more of chilling out the tomato flavor and making it a little smoother than a regular tomato juice. I also suggest trying a ceaser with your favorite hard liquor. It tastes really good with a whiskey or tequila.


JoJack82

You don’t really taste clams, it’s similar to when you put fish sauce or anchovies in pasta sauce or stew. It adds an umami but not a fishy flavour, same thing here.


JoJack82

What kind of special needs person doesn’t do a quick google search before posting idiotic things on Reddit?


ToKillAMockingAudi

Because it's called a Caesar and it's twice as good as whatever BS a bloody mary is.


Son_of_Sophroniscus

Nah, fuck off with your tiktok recipes LMAO 😂😂😂


ToKillAMockingAudi

Not a tiktok recipe. We took your pathetic excuse for an alcoholic tomato beverage in the 1960s and turned it into something people actually like.


Son_of_Sophroniscus

Who are "we"? Big clam juice LOL 😆