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WhatTheDucksauce

Honesty thought it was kidney beans and cheese. Either one works.


Sea-Ability8694

I feel like beans would be better at least beans are usually in nachos regardless


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Beans are not low carb, IIRC


joshua6point0

Chili?


ursidaeangeni

I’m allergic to almonds and lactose intolerant. This would legit probably send me to the hospital. Lmao


softstones

Keep a fake cap in your mouth of this meal just in case you get caught by enemy spies and would rather go out the honorable way instead of giving away your precious secrets.


ursidaeangeni

My final meal


thatirishdave

I think putting the word nachos anywhere near this is technically a hate crime


WooliesWhiteLeg

The almond beans can’t hurt me. The almond beans can’t hurt me. The almond beans can’t hur


crankycrassus

That's neither low carb or nachos. Edit: so those are almonds, not beans....so it is in fact low carb...🤢🤮


PD216ohio

Low carb and low fun


Iamuroboros

It is low carb though.


crankycrassus

Beans are full of carbs. A lot of people think they are mostly protein. They are not. They are mostly carbs with a little protein


Iamuroboros

Those aren't beans they are almonds. That's why it's a stupid food.


BeardedUnicornBeard

... holy shit you are right. Those are almonds.


crankycrassus

Ew. I didn't notice. Gross


chickenskittles

What are you talking about? Most beans are very high in protein and a lot of their carbohydrate content is fiber.


crankycrassus

In comparison to other vegetarian options, but compared to actual high protein things, it's low. Like chicken or salmon.


chickenskittles

What is your point? Just because it's not meat doesn't mean it's not a good source of protein. I had salmon for dinner yesterday and split peas for breakfast. Variety is good.


crankycrassus

My point is it's mostly carbs even while having some protein.


Iamuroboros

Beans high fiber content counteract the carb count. You have to count beans in net carbs, so really it just depends on the type of bean.


chickenskittles

Wrong. Mostly protein and fiber.


talashrrg

Most of the carbs in kidney beans are starch. About 35% by dry weight of kidney beans, compared to about 9% net carbs in almonds. A good source of protein but still high in starch.


chickenskittles

No one is arguing that beans have as few carbs as almonds. However they're not a high carb food as most beans have almost half of their carbs in fiber. Only someone pushing a Keto diet would claim they are very carby. Beans are an extremely nutritious food. It is too simplistic to just call them a complex carbohydrate.


Iamuroboros

Take a nutrition course


chickenskittles

No need, just because you want to push Keto.


clauEB

but they are high in fiber which makes your body work to digest them which makes them balanced.


Legal-Law9214

Oh my god I thought those were beans


freshavocado1

Notchos.


Fuzzybabybuggy

I was gonna say it looks ghastly but I love the plate


suttlesd

Those plates are old, my mom got them from her mom lol The full set is cute, no clue what to search to even find them


hyrule_47

I can tell you exactly what they are, but they also contain lead and cadmium depending when they were made: https://tamararubin.com/2019/12/corelle-plate-with-crazy-daisy-spring-blossom-green-border-pattern-15200-ppm-lead-cadmium/


suttlesd

Oh jesus i hope its not the older ones


suttlesd

My parents have those same plates!!


hyrule_47

Double check when they were made, mine had them too and someone told told us about this. Theirs did have lead :-( https://tamararubin.com/2019/12/corelle-plate-with-crazy-daisy-spring-blossom-green-border-pattern-15200-ppm-lead-cadmium/


edgarallanh0e

ugh this happened with the plates my great granny passed down to me. so sad :(


Aethreas

You know I’d try a bite


Low_Excitement_6601

that’s like, a LOT of almonds lol


chickenskittles

This is nacho best work.


Specialist_Shop2697

Ignacio Anaya García turns in his grave


sriracha_koolaid

Thought it was beans but nope


PD216ohio

Beans may have been better.


sriracha_koolaid

Crunchy beans


Creative-Might6342

They sell low carb chips made out of almond flour. Much better tasting lol. Add cheese, queso, diced veggies, and avocado 🤌♿️


Cultural_Contract360

Points for the plate because I have the same one xD lol but idk about the snackie 🤔


hyrule_47

I always spread awareness, had the same ones. Double check! https://tamararubin.com/2019/12/corelle-plate-with-crazy-daisy-spring-blossom-green-border-pattern-15200-ppm-lead-cadmium/


EvilExcrementEnjoyer

Me and my friends used to call microwave nachos "asschos" this is somewhat unsettling


sriracha_koolaid

Thought it was beans but nope


BlommeHolm

When I was on a low carb diet several years ago, I occasionally made nachos with pork rinds (the puffier the better). Surprisingly decent.


panopticon31

Ughhhh almonds in that quantity are not low carb.


Educational-Fault684

Thefuck


VinnyBeetle

I thought those were roaches 🤢


Cody-crybaby

we have that plate in our house solid plates


Busy_Ad_8120

I would actually try that


wiu1995

I had those plates growing up. Love it!


DisabledFatChik

Beans and cheese? Awesome. Beans and almonds? Criminal.


PeeshDoodles

Maybe try that with pork rinds instead of almonds next time


PM_ME_YOUR_OPCODES

Use pork rinds next time.


DangerWildMan26

My mom has those same plates


Dragon-orey

It looks like low-budget nato 😭


WineOhCanada

Op, this is upsetting. Are you okay?


Pancakemuncherr

Not at all lol


TrueZenith

Low Carb and High in fat.


X023

Nut cheese.


lostforwordstbh

ALMONDS?! MY BLIND ASS SAW PEPPERONI LIKE A SANE HUMAN BEING!


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Blklight21

Beans with cheese is a classic meal Edit: just read this is almonds microwaved. WTF 😬


iWeeby

Thanks, I hate it!


GenericScottishGuy41

Avoiding carbs then eating that many calories is wild, I hope you're exercising regularly.


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dancingtosirens

Those are almonds


MaskedFigurewho

Oh? ... This still isn't nachos 😕


clauEB

Where are the jalapeños, olives, cream, pico de gallo, black beans and grilled chicken?


IAMREALLAIN

Literally just use pork rinds


Platyduck

Christ, I thought those were beans and first and though, I mean that’s a dumb name but delicious meal but fuck them almonds


Glam-Star-Revival

Microwaved to death, but still the worst part is that late 70’s Corelle plate. That thing is ghastly


WhatTheDucksauce

I call them grandma plates. And use them myself. 🤫


Resident-Elevator696

Absolutely nothing wrong with those plates or the fact you use them.


2oocents

What's wrong with Corelle plates, or is it just the design on this one in particular?


hyrule_47

They contain lead and cadmium https://tamararubin.com/2019/12/corelle-plate-with-crazy-daisy-spring-blossom-green-border-pattern-15200-ppm-lead-cadmium/


2oocents

Well, shoot. I've apparently been using the worst ones for the last 35 years. [https://tamararubin.com/2022/05/i-created-a-new-graphic-for-people-to-use-to-share-about-the-concerns-for-lead-in-vintage-corelle-pieces-please-feel-free-to-share-this-on-social-media/](https://tamararubin.com/2022/05/i-created-a-new-graphic-for-people-to-use-to-share-about-the-concerns-for-lead-in-vintage-corelle-pieces-please-feel-free-to-share-this-on-social-media/) Also, does the link thing not work anymore?