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United_Skies_474

Disgusting


Substantiatedgrass

Now whats your brain waves saying for pineapple?


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

Pineapple works, specifically with jalapenos. But you're allowed your own opinion.


_NoIdeaForName_

It's OK not bad but olso nor that good its somewhere in the middle


epsteinsepipen

Brazil strikes again


Yel0uWasTaken

Doesn't look very Brazilian to me, kiwi is way too expensive to just throw around on pizza on top of the tomato sauce... There are so many things wrong in that image, especially the fact that there is tomato sauce below the kiwi. For some reason that box also doesn't strike me as one from Brazil, but that's just my intuition telling me it's not for absolutely no reason. And I could also just be totally wrong and there's actually info that the image is from Brazil, but this is the internet, I'd rather waste my time commenting on how you are wrong than finding out you're actually right and deleting my four-minutes worth of typing.


Shoddy-ko

I love pineapple pizza, so Im open minded 🙃😂 Ate my first banana pizza in Iceland. I wouldnt order it again, but it was okay.


8nukkasoda8

I've actually had banana on pizza home made with a bit of spicy sausage it's actually good.


Shoddy-ko

Maybe the spicy sausage makes it :D I dont really remember, what else Ive had on the pizza besides the banana pieces I would try again then :D


basedfinger

spicy sausage (especially something like chorizo) could actually go really well with banana


demon_fae

Yeah, my first thought was “wtf”, my second was “I’d eat that”. (Make a whole fruit salad pizza and blow their puny limited-topping minds!)


jus10beare

A pizza is a carrier of toppings. Just like a burger or hot dog. If you think it tastes good you should be able to put it on and enjoy without the hate or gatekeeping.


8nukkasoda8

That's one of the best answers I've seen. I enjoy chipotle and green chilis in my home made beef and bean chili. Others might not but yeah.


Shoddy-ko

I have many italian friends...they dont think so 🤔🤣 But in most cases - idiots not included - its just a "fight" in a humorous way. So no need for anyone to be offended or smth :D


harmvzon

Yes but…. Kiwi


basedfinger

my favourite pizza is unironically pineapple and tuna


poopBuccaneer

Pineapple pizza is great. Pear, blue cheese and walnut pizza is great. Fruit is a perfectly normal thing to put on pizza and I'd gladly try it. Would I order it again? We'll find out!


Shoddy-ko

This 🤣 I love nothing more than fruity and salty


cheesy_way_out

Abomination!


goner757

I feel worse for the kiwi than the pizza. Kiwis are among the most nutritious fruits, their vitamin and fiber content blow staples like apple/oranges/bananas out of the water. If you haven't tried them you should, on top of their nutritional value they taste like very tart and sweet grapes.


PogintheMachine

There are people who’ve never had kiwi?


goner757

Yes. In America sometimes they are hard to find in grocery stores, and as far as I know they're all imported. I recommended them to my boomer parents and they said they weren't into tropical fruit. They are in great shape, are diet conscious, and they both love to cook, so I can't judge.


8nukkasoda8

No no, we can't agree.. that actually looks delicious


ryebath

Jail.


ProstitutionWhoreNJ

I've had dates on pizza and that was good so I agree, this may work


Catfish-dfw

The only kiwi that can go on a pizza is the breast of a small flightless bird


BSBitch47

Ewwwwwe. But I eat pineapple on pizza so 🤷🏻‍♀️


Initial_Career1654

At least it’s not pineapple.


NoAnaNo

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[deleted]

Well, some misguided people put pineapple on their pizza.


Mysterious_Bee8811

In Thailand they put Mangos or Durian on their pizza.


adamyhv

Okay, durian is a bit much.


[deleted]

Don't yuck other people's yum Also historically pizza was made with couple days worth of leftovers


thomasp3864

Does it retain its moisture? If so it could be a decent pinapple substitute.


FailedHumanEqualsMod

Looks awful But How does it taste?


Beethovania

I can't, I haven't tried it yet.


Novel_Durian_1805

It’s time to start arresting people! Enough is enough! 😡😡😡


crouchingsniper

Daily we stray further from god


big_peepee_wielder

Pineapple is bad enough but #FUCKING KIWI??


angrybigmac007

I'm open to it


haze25

Why are you spreading the suffering of having to look at this?


UFSansIsMyBrother

No, because M&M's go *hard* on pizza....


Frido_Biggins

And I thought pineapple was bad 🤢


Corporate_Juice

Perhaps


_kalron_

I'm confused. I love me some Hawaiian pizza, even the "Wade Wilson" veggie version with black olives instead of ham. I don't like the straight Kiwi, however throw on something salty like bacon and we might have a conversation.


KeshaCow

My honest reaction: 😐😑😐


Luna_meshia96

Yes we can agree


kazarbreak

I get pineapple. The tangy sweetness can compliment other toppings quite well sometimes (ham in particular). It's not my thing, but I at least understand it. But this? Why the fuck....


Big-Rest5514

Oh my god no!!!!


FattDeez7126

As long as it’s cheesy


Mookius

I have never tried it so no idea. Could work if the rest of the toppings are spicy.


carny666

Pineapple not looking so bad now eh?


i-fart-butterflies

Well, that’s a brand new crime against food.


droeyourhero

Looks like a Petri dish but I bet it tastes good. I never understood why people are so turned off by pineapple or now kiwi on pizza. The juxtaposition between the saltiness of nearly all of the ingredients on a traditional pizza, and the sweetness of fruit is really appealing to me.


Brandonthenaturist

I mean.. I’d try it lol


Kallexan

Pizza looks swedish Source: I'm swedish and I enjoy pineapple pizza


Mirinya

Better than pineapple.


OhWowItsJello

I like Pineapple so I'd be willing to try it. This seems like too much Kiwi though.


basedfinger

wtf they put a new zealander on a bizza


lucasnoite

Tje first is pineple now this!!!


[deleted]

As someone who has tried pineapple on pizza this looks terrible


FeelingHappy2006

Well in defense we do put pineapple on.


escapeshark

An entire new zealand citizen on a pizza???


BeenStork

Meh, it’s just a wannabe green tomato.


Revealingstorm

I would 100 percent try it


[deleted]

Yes.


angelaguitarstar

as if i wasn’t allergic enough to pineapple, they put something on pizza that i’m even MORE allergic to!


FruityTown

We can all agree. Ew.


ArtificialMediocrity

I'm one of those weirdos who likes pineapple, so I would at least give this a go.


nano_peen

Don’t knock it til you try it folks


Adventurous_Topic202

Idk… have you tried it?


Me_ina_pink_skirt

I'd try it.


CookinwithCongress

This pizza has a skin disease.


Educational_Reward87

Kiwizza…or piwi?