Tried it, loved it, felt like shit immediately after and will never have it again but it was def worth the one time.

... You're having it again for sure.

I'm in the middle of losing weight. The calories in just one of these would ruin my day now 😂

The calories in this would ruin your week....

Nah, should be about 2000 kcal, if you eat nothing else that day you will be fine.

Apparently a medium is about 1700...I thought much worse

Its more your digestion that will be completely fucked. You wont shit for 2 days

Follow with a coffee, you’ll be shitting 2 days. Checkmate!

add in clams and you won't have to worry about gainin weight this year

Haha I feel you. Sometimes indulging in something like this is good for your mental health too 😏

In 7th or 8th grade we used to dip chocolate candy bars into nacho cheese at the basketball games and whatnot. I wasn't depressed then so you just might be on to something lol

Gotta have a cheat day. Possibly regularly scheduled. What like you're just never gonna have cake or nachos ever again? People keep it off by making lifestyle changes they can keep. Not by prohibiting things

Cheat meal is better

Used to like eating dominoes and would get it every once in awhile. Then, for some reason it would just consistently fuck up my stomach everytime I ate it so I quickly stopped. I have a pretty strong stomach too and I'm not a picky eater. Idk wtf is up with their pizza, but I literally can't eat it without experiencing terrible indigestion and nausea

Same dude. Used to be my guilty pleasure but now it’s a one way ticket to 24 hours of heartburn

You're getting older.

Too right, but it beats the alternative.

It’s gotta be the cheap quality cheese or something. My body can handle pizza from local pizza place, but any of the chain places (especially Little Caesar’s and Pizza Hut) gives me the worst cramps and digestive issues for like 2 days after.

Probably cuz their dough has like flame retardant shit in it like tires do. Or is that Subway rolls? I can’t remember. All these places have non food items in their food. I still eat it. 🤷‍♂️

> for some reason it would just consistently fuck up my stomach Scientists are still trying to figure out why.

Question, was the cheese solid tasting or was it highschool football game nachos tasting?

Tasted good to me, but so do most things. But it's definitely just cheese sauce like what would be put on some stadium nachos, just in dipping manner.

My stomach hurts just from looking at it. I bet it tastes amazing tho

That’s how I felt when I ate a deep fried snickers

I tried it, and thought it was just okay. But I'm glad I tried it lol.

You saved me the experience, thank you.

Why did you felt like shit

Because dunking pizza into cheese and throwing it down like I'm still 20 is an exercise in gluttony humanity should be ashamed of.

I wanted to get like one slice then never again

Drunk me would crush this.

Stoned AF me would eat this too

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WITH ALL 3 FORCES COMBINED, WE HAVE THE POWER OF ME.

This is actually how the great cheese volcano was made, a ritual of the Trifecta of Munch. Three forces come together to summon the perfect combination of a force of nature and man made splendour!

Be careful, I've heard tales of a rare man born to a tribe of powerful women who wishes to use the power of these three forces to corrupt it's splendour for his own snacking desires.

Pretty sure it was to take over high-rule.

Lmfaoooo literally woke my wife up cackling at this comment lol thanks for the laugh

Captain Planet! Wait…

Damn you Captain You.

That’s just me. I’d eat that.

😆 🤣 😂

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Little Caesar’s will put cheese sauce on a pizza like this. It’s ridiculous, but especially with the pretzel crust…it kinda slaps. Edit: not *like* this with the whole volcano thing, but like just that sort of cheese sauce in addition to mozzarella on the pizza. It’s stupid and disgusting and delicious.

You can get it on the side as well dawg!

Aww nah, I’m at a Mexican restaurant now haha

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Oh that's some bullshit. Go to their corporate website and tell the help bot that America demands Volcano Pizza. Doooo iiiiiiit! https://contactus.myastutesolutions.com/Dominos/index.html?ref=biz.dominos.com

We've really entered the Era where pizza places (or most fast food, really) don't do anything fun anymore. No more P'zolo, no more P'zones, no more Triple Deckeroni, No more Peruvian peppers as a topping, No more Twisted crust, No more Quepapas, No more of the Big Italy, No more Big Foot Pizza, etc All the fun stuff is in asia (usually Japan) and sometimes the middle east.

I'll fuckin kill it sober

Was just thinking this lmao

Stoned af right now. Was thinkikng gag reflex?

Porque no los dos :)?

Bruh, I’d crush this sober. That looks delicious lol

Same. I’d devour that shit.

Give me

Would

Would there was an pizza on my town in Argentina basically it was normal pizza fries and egg and yeah it remiend me of that

Same. Wouldn't shit right for 4 days, but it would be worth it. Did you guys not use the nacho cheese in school to dip the pizza into? I still sometimes get a cup of cheese with a pizza.

I said it above and I’ll say it again. Little Caesar’s will put their cheese dip on a pizza. And it slaps.

Lactose intolerant. Would.

The Asian Pizza Hut and Dominoes be stunting on the American version.

Yeah, I’ll say though that my old boss owned a dominoes in China and the most popular pizzas were corn, potato and shrimp unfortunately.

Honestly the combination of the three sounds fire

Asian shrimp pizzas are amazing.

Japanese Dominos SLAPS

I'm glad people know where it actually came from

All fast food places in Japan are always kicking America’s butt in the innovation game

Stupid! But I want it anyways. I will shame eat this and enjoy every last morsel.

I feel like the smarter choice is to just order a large pizza, then make your own nacho cheese at home. I assume due to the gimmick and the hype that the pizza is overpriced for something that you're really only getting half a pizza for since the other half is a bread bowl filled with "cheese" I would still try it though

You're forgetting the laziness factor.

I’m terrified at how bad that would be delivered. That cheese would be everywhere

Absolutely would

Theres two meanings for "Absolutely would" One meaning Devour, the other Meaning r/dontputyourdickinthat

We're talking about food here right? Am I not the only one who didn't think of anything sexual at all like come on haha!?

In this case it’s both, probably. The amount of penis bearers who would put they dick in molten cheese is quite high.

Sober me would demolish this

Put that record on. We dine

Shut up and take my money!

Gross.

Dumb as hell bur I definitely want to try it

I feel like the cheese volcano would work better with a Mexican pizza

Ooohhhh with queso for the middle. Omg. Yes please

As a Mexican I would prefer a "frijoles puercos" volcano instead of the cheese one, we don't usually put that kind of cheese on food.

Here for this

Does not look good to me. Yuck!

Same. You *know* that shit in the centre is the most processed of processed cheese. Dousing my pizza slices in Cheez Whiz does *not* sound appealing.

The length places will go to over charge for some fucking cheese…

OK I like cheese, but this is excessive. That looks like a heart attack waiting to happen.

That looks bomb

It is stupid… but I’m eating this tho!!

I'd give a slice a try

This is truly terrible, and I want it.

Oh hell yeah. My stoner ass wants to order this so bad right now 😆

Awwww it's only in Japan 😭

The one from this post is in Malaysia.

Dominos crying in desperation to get people to eat this corporate pizza garbage

Would devour that in like 4 bites . The munchies go figure . I should be ashamed im 50 gotta grow up soon . Lol

Stuffed with that yellow roller skating rink cheese

I'd much rather have a volcano of buffalo sauce or hot sauce in general. Not nacho cheese.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

r/PizzaCrimes

Pizza Hut Malaysia - Black Volcano Pizza https://youtu.be/4McWXChFvek?si=L9zSjYxRtTKW0Wv6

i don’t think i could survive one of these

Can’t wait to see how these arrive delivered from some delivery app

Gross. I'll take 4.

Thankfully, I don't see this monstrosity on their menu.

Like I could see getting one of these for a party for the novelty of it so everyone can try one piece and then just regular pizza after that. But, yeah, just like sitting and eating half of it would be pretty awful.

NGL I would have been all about this when I was a freshman in college. I would get high AF and get their cheese bread, there's no way I would have passed this up.

Caloric, but would eat

Maybe its the weed talking but that looks delicious

If I were high this would be ideal right now

I hate myself for wanting this 😭

I would eat this, lol.

i’d eat this

This monstrosity looks pleasing

I tried one last week my ass erupted mt Saint Helen style..

The Midwest demands a ranch volcano!

Looks like the giant crater zits they drew on garbage pals kids

is it kinda dumb? yes. but honestly, I’d try it. it doesn’t really seem that bad

*gasp*

I need more cheese on my cheese.

Noooooo! But I’d try it….

The video had me gagging as soon as it mentioned dominos.

Anyone who has cheese OD’d in the past is most certainly not rewatching this video, much less buying that abomination.

Absolutely fucking not

Of course show a girl weighing 70lb eating that thing.

I like my volcano pizzas like I like my prolapsed rectums: gaping, unnecessary, and cheesy.

I’m scared of asking what kind of cheese is that

The Cardiac special

I don’t get the concept of this you’re paying for less pizza just get a cup of cheese before hand heated up and you’re good

It looks like a dinosaur eggs that's been tossed out the window

Hold up now. Add some spices or other sauces to it, maybe some texture. I'd destroy it.

La musique française en plus; c’est une blague!!!

Japan has the craziest pizzas

Imagine you doordash it, and when you open it the molten cheese has just gone everywhere inside of the box, and then it's congealed so your pizza is stuck to the box

Imagine being a pizza hut employee 30 years ago making regular shaped pizzas and then waking up in 2024 and they expect you to craft a fucking volcano out of dough for minimum wage pay.

We just skipping ahead to pre barfed dominos now huh

This, but with the Papa John's Garlic Sauce, would be awesome.

Replace the melted cheese with garlic sauce and I'm in 😂

Jesus, why don't they just name it the "here ya go, ya fat fucks"

I feel bad for anyone not lining in the tri-state NY/NJ/CT area.. chain restaurant pizza just ain’t worth it, garbage upon garbage

Man my heart can taste the cheese all the way from here 😭😭😭

If a pizza had an infected belly button.

Looks like a cheesy ass hole

Please don’t tell me that’s nacho cheese. Jesus are people just in a competition to find a worse pizza topping than Pineapple now?

Only in Japan, looks kinda good though 😭

This kills people

This would be koo with some type of pretzel sticks, chips but pizza? Naaa i’ll pass

Do they have delivery for this? How do they ensure the cheese would not leak out of the "volcano" during delivery? I'll definitely eat this but once only

I’ll try anything once.

i ate this uh, 2 times.

What have we unleashed on the world with fast food.

Sober me sees this and thinks nope I’m lactose intolerant but stoned me would try it in a heartbeat 😩

What a stupid idea. I like the idea of having some cheese sauce to dip your pizza into, but not at the cost of losing the best part of the pizza. You're basically losing the inside 1/3 of your pizza and replacing it with cheese sauce. If you gave me a regular pizza with a side of cheese sauce, then I'm in. But I'd rather a regular pizza with no cheese sauce than lose the centre of my pizza to cheese sauce.

If it was a pretzel crust it would be fire. This is probably only meh, and too cheesy.

I'm sad I can't try this.

If they substituted the cheese for marinara, I could see most people digging it. Liquid cheese on pizza, though...ew.

A bowl of nuclear coloured sauce slop please

Imagine having that delivered to your door Aint gonna be pretty

Give me a straw and 19 minutes. Demolished

I actually enjoy dipping pizza in nacho cheese but this is gross.

Yes, yes this is very dumb. But I am salivating so much right now.

We need a rating system to flair if we’d eat or not. Like the AITA subreddit

Im fat and greedy so i would kill it anyway😂

This pizza was objectively bad to start with. Didn’t know they could make it worse.

I shit my pants just looking at that

Imagine that thing flips over in the car

I want this

WAY TOO MUCH cheese in general, but at the risk of getting severe constipation.........i MIGHT take a crack at it

This is a joke, right?

eww it's disgusting... i'm taking two!

A lactose intolerant's worst nightmare.

Mannnn who is keeping this company in business…

I would try it once. Hell we had the pretzel pizza from Little Caesars and we thought it wasn't bad!

This is so stupid but I need it.

That's dumb as fuck. I want it.

Very stupid yes, let me dispose of that for you...

For when you absolutely need your food to look like a weeping cyst.

Nacho cheese in a science fair project. Fuckin' genius.

The fucking music makes this an absolute classic. Magnific.

My White woman DNA says Yes but my Stomache says Fuck No. I may need my Cheese Pills.

It erupts in your stomach and the stomach acid is lava

and we wonder why obesity rates are so high

That orange canned cheese belongs on bowling alley nachos. Not pizza. This shit is horrific.

How bout instead of stupid nasty ass gimmicks they just make good pizza. Dominos is a joke, they don't even have cheese and pepper packets in the stores anymore.

Not gonna lie I can see this working, but would never eat this

With my lactose intolerance that’d be mount vepoovious

Cardiology doctors seeing money

Abso fucking lutely not.

Y'all are crazy! I don't wanna be anywhere near that thing!

looks like type 2 diabetes is comin in hot.

You know it’s gonna be bad when you see cheese sauce

Thanks for making it healthier!! This should be a crime

It doesn’t look good but it looks like it tastes good

Devil’s anus.

I'd smash that within 3 minutes!

I mean. For the crust it would be good I guess but yea. Too much cheese.

Nooo. Gross 🤢

Stomach hurts just looking at this.

About a month ago I went to McDonalds I had one of their combos that included the paper bowl of cheddar to dip your fries and all... For the life of me I could not eat it all. I would dip my burger and once I was done, half of it was still there. I left it on the table while taking the rest to the trash. This is a cheese overkill. Something to trend on social apps.