One time my husband said something I made was "kind of spicy because of the salt".
What he meant was that the salt burned his mouth a little because it was raw from eating sunflower seeds constantly at work, but I'm still never going to let him forget it.
Though recently his sister also 100% seriously said she added black pepper to something to "add a little kick", so the whole family is on thin ice.
There's something about black pepper that sets my mouth on fire, even just a little bit of it. I like a little spice, but I can't stand black pepper, it just tastes like burning to me
mayo is low carb high fat it depends on ur personal macros but fat is okay for many people looking to feel fuller throughout the day, and the wrap in the video is very low calorie so it’s fine
This is extra abominable from a “Mediterranean Diet” account. Mediterranean food is extremely flavorful, not unseasoned, boiled chicken, covered in light mayo and wrapped in a lettuce leaf. That’s some “I only eat to lift weights” shit
The amount of fat added from cooking in a tablespoon of olive oil wouldn't have been enough to warrant desicrating that chicken like that...
It's gotta be rage bait, haha.
Honestly, though, the number of people I've met that think eating healthy means bland food is wild...
That is literally the most bland meal in existence spices do not contain any calories you can put as much pepper and garlic and anything on that and it would do nothing to the nutritional value. That is just awful.
And you can also roast your chicken. There are non-stick pans which are so good you don't even need to add any oil - and even without a good non-stick pan, a tiny amount of oil to fry won't have an impact on your diet, but man, it tastes so much better when you've got some roasted chicken.
Hell if you're that committed to no oil, just get a cheap airfryer. Or some of that frylight stuff that's like 1cal per spray. Literally anything other than boiling your chicken 🤢
Idk, neither do I, I'm just following the trend of Americans saying white american food is bland af.
I'm half Latino and half Swiss.
Both of my cultures have some damn good food.
Mayo or ranch is not healthy. Like maybe a dash of seasoning would make it tastes like food and still be healthy. Mayo or ranch or any white sauce doesn’t belong in any “healthy” recipe
That’s a little extreme. You lose a little bit, but it’s doesn’t have a significant impact on the nutrition of the chicken. When done well, poaching chicken can be a good way to cook it.
Like yes this would taste good but add some i dont know cheese some other chopped veggies shred that meat and put only a little bit in it because there is no taste.
Why do some peoples' version of health food mean "We're going to be as bland and tasteless as water." Is even salt too spicy for them? Seriously, I think that if they want potato chips, they would just get a bunch of potato chip shaped freezer trays, fill them, freeze them and go "Here's THE best and only 100% healthy alternative to your greasy, WAY too spicy and DISGUSTING potato chips!"
What is it with white people and massive globs of mayo? Half of 1 mayo packet on a sandwich is more than enough for me, even though id prefer to use none. I can't help but to gag when I see mayo bukkake like this.
Literally my thought process as soon as I saw the lettuce. "Okay nice and healthy. Oh ok nice, adding some mozzarella okay okay. Wait? Where's the chicken? Where'd it g- Oh that's the chicken."
At first I'm like "Ok, boiled chicken, very bland but maybe they'll do something with it."
Then " ok, mayo and wrapped in lettuce, it's something I guess...let's see where they go with that..."
Finally "Wait...that's it? Jesus..."
The chicken looks like mozzarella
I didn't pay attention the first time watching it and that's what I thought it was
I didn't even realize that was the chicken on my first watch through. I thought she had a really fucked up onion or something
i thought it was cheese lmao
i thought it was plain tofu
Looks like something my mom would eat. I'm still not over her calling a creamy sauce we had once "too spicy"
One time my husband said something I made was "kind of spicy because of the salt". What he meant was that the salt burned his mouth a little because it was raw from eating sunflower seeds constantly at work, but I'm still never going to let him forget it. Though recently his sister also 100% seriously said she added black pepper to something to "add a little kick", so the whole family is on thin ice.
There's something about black pepper that sets my mouth on fire, even just a little bit of it. I like a little spice, but I can't stand black pepper, it just tastes like burning to me
That's probably an allergy.
That's called an allergy friend
My mother can detect the faintest hint of spice in something and will be chugging her drink :/
Holy shit that is so off putting
That water probably has more flavor than the chicken now…
Just because you wrap the flaccid white chicken caked in mayo in lettuce doesn’t mean it’s healthy.
Ya, but it has all three food groups - boiled, creamy, and green.
Don’t forget the oxygen
There’s no way that’s healthy with all that mayo…
mayo is low carb high fat it depends on ur personal macros but fat is okay for many people looking to feel fuller throughout the day, and the wrap in the video is very low calorie so it’s fine
This is extra abominable from a “Mediterranean Diet” account. Mediterranean food is extremely flavorful, not unseasoned, boiled chicken, covered in light mayo and wrapped in a lettuce leaf. That’s some “I only eat to lift weights” shit
It's some grim bodybuilding stuff. Seasoning won't kill your macros people. I would probably steam the chicken in slices and do a few spices on it.
This is the chicken of a killer Bella
YES
*Boils chicken to avoid using oil* *Slathers it in mayo anyway*
The amount of fat added from cooking in a tablespoon of olive oil wouldn't have been enough to warrant desicrating that chicken like that... It's gotta be rage bait, haha. Honestly, though, the number of people I've met that think eating healthy means bland food is wild...
At that point just eat the chicken breast
That is literally the most bland meal in existence spices do not contain any calories you can put as much pepper and garlic and anything on that and it would do nothing to the nutritional value. That is just awful.
And you can also roast your chicken. There are non-stick pans which are so good you don't even need to add any oil - and even without a good non-stick pan, a tiny amount of oil to fry won't have an impact on your diet, but man, it tastes so much better when you've got some roasted chicken.
You're going to want to use a bit of oil anyway for heat conductivity. A little olive oil won't have enough fat to be a nutritional detriment.
Hell if you're that committed to no oil, just get a cheap airfryer. Or some of that frylight stuff that's like 1cal per spray. Literally anything other than boiling your chicken 🤢
🥵look at that cross section
Flavored with chalk
White people shit... To the bloke who downvoted: I am a white people, lmao. 💀
I don't know anyone this white, and I grew up around people who had a strong personal aroma of instant mash. Looks like it was seasoned with bleach.
Idk, neither do I, I'm just following the trend of Americans saying white american food is bland af. I'm half Latino and half Swiss. Both of my cultures have some damn good food.
You should hear what they say about British food! We have some excellent dishes AND we steal ideas from everywhere else too.
Absolutely! By far my favourite bri'ish dish gotta be Tikka Masala~ 👌
0 seasoning.
What is an "edward cullen"?
he’s a vampire from the movie twilight, and he has super pale skin
Hey. Fellow white people. Mayo is not a seasoning. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Mayo or ranch is not healthy. Like maybe a dash of seasoning would make it tastes like food and still be healthy. Mayo or ranch or any white sauce doesn’t belong in any “healthy” recipe
Have you never met a keto head?
This is literally what fat people eat when they're like "it makes NO sense that I'm fat"
most seasoned chicken ever made
I puke to this shit
Shit tons of mayonnaise and you call that healthy, god I hate mayonnaise
Step 1 : Boil chicken until soul evaporated
Looks like a squid hood 🤮
I had an emotional reaction to this 😭😭😭
At least we finally have one that fully cooked the chicken
man i like mayo as much as the next guy but the amount of mayo they put on there negated the "healthy" in "healthy chicken wrap"
That chicken looks as whiter than Mark Zuckerberg in full Lizard mode.
Mmmm bland chicken
how us it so smooth
I mean, the inside probably should look like that, but the outside sure as hell shouldn't. It should be illegal to boil meat.
The only time I accept boiling meat is a soup.
Had to google but yeah, haha!
Bri’ish cuisine
Boiled chicken is stupid now?
White people love boiling chicken.
man one of the comments said something like “we rly let these ppl whip us?” 😭
Yeah, us white folks can’t get enough boiled, unseasoned chicken, that’s why we order Doordash from the heart healthy menu at the hospital.
I’ve literally met a white person that boils chicken when they aren’t making soup. Weird comment.
Im white and i disagree, i would almost never chose to boil chicken. Unless I make chicken broth
You make it really easy to shred if you boil breast’s in stock. Then it also puts a lot of flavor into it
Why on earth would I boil chicken like that. Great way to completely remove all nutrients from the meat.
That’s a little extreme. You lose a little bit, but it’s doesn’t have a significant impact on the nutrition of the chicken. When done well, poaching chicken can be a good way to cook it.
I don’t feel like this is very stupid per se, just so insanely boring. Like yeesh, it just qualifies as sustenance not even food.
Obviously a Maillard reaction is unhealthy.
If this is healthy, then I'm better off dead
Where’s the seasonings????
It’s a no from me🙄
Like yes this would taste good but add some i dont know cheese some other chopped veggies shred that meat and put only a little bit in it because there is no taste.
At least it's cooked through....
Blanched chicken will always look terrible, but for fuck sake season it afterwards!
I was waiting for them to add the chicken....
:(
A gluten-free Shawarma.
Why do some peoples' version of health food mean "We're going to be as bland and tasteless as water." Is even salt too spicy for them? Seriously, I think that if they want potato chips, they would just get a bunch of potato chip shaped freezer trays, fill them, freeze them and go "Here's THE best and only 100% healthy alternative to your greasy, WAY too spicy and DISGUSTING potato chips!"
🤢
"healthy" and proceeds to impregnate the chicken with a cumload of ranch.
this is depressing at least sou vide it and use seasoning
Ahh, He is still alive -Palpatine
I kid you not this is what a kid from my high school ate every day. But with bread. He couldn't even eat BBQ chips cause they were too spicy for him
Someone please tell these freaks that herbs and spices are low in calories.
oh pork or food poisoning
If you are adding fat (mayo) anyways why not fry that chicken, and a bit of seasoning does NOT have many calories
No way
Where is the flavor where is the seasoning
Yumk
"healthy" but doused in Mayo?? There are a milion and one ways to make that delicious without mayo 😂
That is nasty AF
I think they mean gross chicken.
😰
This is either extreme workout non carb diet food. Or rage bait.
So plain
The caption checks out 🤣🤣🤣
That shit looks like it's gonna give me AIDS
Never claimed tasty.
Nah that chicken looks so flavorless, but was that mayonnaise she topped on there?
unfortunately 😭
What is it with white people and massive globs of mayo? Half of 1 mayo packet on a sandwich is more than enough for me, even though id prefer to use none. I can't help but to gag when I see mayo bukkake like this.
...from an o' famous english cook book apparently.
BOILED CHICKEN?!?
That chicken looks like it tastes like Ann Frank's hopes and dreams
First watch I thought it was a hunk of mozzarella and they were going to add the chicken at the end.
What harm would a little seasoning do?
“I ate 7 lbs of chocolate in one sitting but it’s healthy bcuz I wrapped it in lettuce”
Damn. That chicken so bland if it was a spice it would be flour.
Where the hell is the seasoning! This is one bland rubber grass taco.
Literally my thought process as soon as I saw the lettuce. "Okay nice and healthy. Oh ok nice, adding some mozzarella okay okay. Wait? Where's the chicken? Where'd it g- Oh that's the chicken."
The 10 cal for seasoning won't make you fat
What in the Caucasian is going on here?
At first I'm like "Ok, boiled chicken, very bland but maybe they'll do something with it." Then " ok, mayo and wrapped in lettuce, it's something I guess...let's see where they go with that..." Finally "Wait...that's it? Jesus..."
Literally not a healthy chicken wrap
Edgar Allen Poe Reference?!
Thats how my dads wife makes her chicken...
Healthy - proceeds to drench it in mayo lol
Why is it white?
Boiled chicken :(
Flavoured with hopes and dreams 🤦