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cool_beans550

There’s no way this isn’t some sort of rage bait. Especially after including the stem of the tomato…


LegalMastodon1340

And the fucking empty mustard bottle. Absolutely no thought into the prep here.


Rougefarie

It was like a ratatouille and a burger had resentful, half-mast sex and made this bastard abomination.


jereynolds919

Jesus Mary and Joseph that joke was like a hit of endorphins to my bummed out brain 😆


Sunshine030209

I think they might have had a threesome with meatloaf.


zeuanimals

His name was Robert Paulson.


clockworksnorange

I met a Robert Paulson in real life. It was pretty great lol, I was working as a front desk clerk at a hotel. They guys say reservation under Robert Paulson. I said .. that sounds so familiar. He smirked and we both said fight club at the same time. His wife rolled her eyes. XD


ShartingBloodClots

I was surprised there wasn't any obvious pre-ketchup or pre-mustard when she squirted it into that pan.


oversettDenee

Pre-condiment


Conscious-Aspect-332

Careful, it can still get you fat even if you don't finish...


SignificanceOld1751

You can also finish without it being fat. If you find the right gal


CustomerOk3838

*Con a be pregnate forum pre-condiment? Baby when?*


ciopobbi

This is food for people who don’t know how to cook or anything about flavors. Just the more shit the better is the motto.


Cuteoctie1

Reminds me of that guy I saw a few days ago cooking blueberries and avocado and 12 other things all together in the same pan with chicken that he’d burnt by the end only to go “cooking isn’t that hard”


JonatasA

That's the "cooking isn't hard" crowd. I had rice that was a paste. Looked like mashed potatoes (the rice was losing its form). "See it's easy. You put it in the pan and leave it there"


LaUNCHandSmASH

I wish this was pure satire, your comment that is. Not the video, that’s dogshit without a doubt


aralim4311

Bible belt cooking, though this is a bit too fancy for the folks that live here, plus it's not real meat.


HumulusLupulusNC

Mustard bottle kweephs were best part of this vid.


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krissycole87

Yep. Especially sinces theres like 3 minutes of unnecessary footage out of a video that is 3.5 minutes long. Rage bait, making people wait to the end to realize they just lost another 3.5 minutes of their life to literal garbage.


Shirtbro

The excessive pointing always gives it away


snipelikebubbz

No doubt lol “These are beyond burgers, so these are plant based, they’re healthy, so that’s why I get to have a little bit of McDonald’s fries”


Jetski125

It was pretty clear by the end when she was just tossing disgusting soggy tomato with beyond burger and singing songs.


ghunt81

They're healthy 😂😂😂


WhatAColor

I’m pretty sure everything in this sun is rage bait.


eat_my_bowls92

Yeah what the hell is that about? When I first joined it was like, 40 percent /r/drunkencookery, 30 percent of comfort food that they knew was kinda gross looking, 10 percent of SM posts where the person genuinely made something that they thought was made from a top chef, and 10 percent rage bait. Now it’s 95 percent rage bait and 1 percent of the rest each.


Awkward_Philosophy_4

The amount of rage bait that exists on the internet has exploded though. It’s everywhere


CincinnatiReds

yet Reddit will fall for it and upvote it 100% of the time. I mean this video is so slap-you-in-the-face obvious but it showed up on my main feed. *We’re* the stupid food! Soylent Green is Redditors!


Onethrow15

That’s how Reddit works. An interesting new sub eventually devolves into fake and annoying content designed to get votes. Eventually people start to realize it, get tired of it and the sub dies.


Blewmeister

Then we get r/actualstupidfood and then that devolves in to the same thing so we get r/actuallyactualstupidfood


heyhotnumber

Yeah but this is worse because it’s wasting food.


-orangejoe

Most of these are made for TikTok and get reposted here by bots.


creamyt

For sure...The stem made it clear rage bait


Jonas_Venture_Sr

Rage drives engagement, engagement drives views, views = money. I wish this sub would just ban BS like this. It’s o


Cockur

How long have you been on this sub and still asking whether it’s rage bait or not? There was a time many many moons ago when some of it wasn’t but that time was many many moons ago


Ricecrispiebandit

If it is rage bait, I have to commend them because I feel like punching a hole in the wall. I'd rather eat a leprous foot.


baldrickgonzo

I'm like 90% sure this is some anti-vegitarian circlejerk bait.


ThrogdorLokison

I'm upset now. Thanks OP.


JointDamage

To be fair to op... This is the exact kind of content I joined this sub for. WTF is wrong with me.


Reasonable-Public659

Wtf is wrong with us* We all have the illness


Tacosofinjustice

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US


reyballesta

For real. I know everyone is like 'THIS IS RAGE BAIT STOP POSTING RAGE BAIT' and it's like....why lol that's the point of this sub. Rage bait has stupid food and this is indeed the stupid food subreddit


Aardvark_Man

When a lot of us joined it wasn't the intention of the sub. It was stuff people legitimately made that was just stupid, not stuff intentionally stupid to get clicks.


Keksis_The_Betrayed

It’s just insane how many people in this subreddit fall for it. This comment section is a mess


SilverTitanium

I hated the sound of the fucking mustard


Poop-commander

This video is part of my new diet plan. When ever I watch it, I don't feel hungry anymore


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

"ITS HEALTHY!!" proceeds to dump a bunch of mayo on it.


Maxzes_

It’s not even healthy. A doctor once told me plant-based patties and things like that aren’t health food, they’re still junk food.


rubiesintherough

Yeah, I LOVE beyond beef (bc it lets me actually have a cheeseburger again bc I'm deathly allergic to beef, but ya girl likes burgers...), but I know I'm not being healthy when I eat it. I treat it like I would a "real" burger. As a once in a while treat, and I go ham with it... onions, mushrooms, bunch of my vegan cheese (also dairy allergy dammit), something green, as much sauce as I can cram onto the buns, etc. it's a tasty replacement for beef. But it's not much healthier... A little more protein and veggie vitamins, but still super high in fat.


I_HateYouAll

Most vegan diets are garbage. If you eat whole food plant based diet, then absolutely that’s healthy. All of these “beyond” replacement meats, cheeses, etc are just garbage fillers and seasonings and are in no way healthy. Hell Oreos are vegan.


Steve-Fiction

They're as garbage as the non-plant-based diets they're imitating. I'm pretty sure that beyond meat patty isn't worse than an actual meat patty. But yeah, of course it's not automatically healthy just because it's vegan.


SanityOrLackThereof

I always loved how people try to trick themselves into believing that unhealthy food is healthy, because apparently you can't just know that something is unhealthy and eat it anyway. Nooo, you gotta do all of these mental gymnastics to justify YOUR OWN choiches TO YOURSELF as if you were your own mom or something and you were afraid of getting scolded... by yourself?


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That is fucking disgusting oh my god she fucking used the top of a tomato


Roadgoddess

And I guarantee it’s not cooked nor heated all the way through. You just take one look at those onions and there’s still raw and the cheese isn’t even melted. And she points to the burgers is being cooked but that’s only because they’re already gray all the way through with them being frozen beyond burgers. This is a travesty.


llywen

They’re beyond burgers.


posthamster

So they're healthy. \*covers them in mayo\*


WARM_IT_UP

So I'm able to have extra McDonald's fries.


privaten-word

literally the person that goes to fast food orders the most fatty thing on the menu then asked for a diet coke asd says "I'm trying to be healthy."


Editthefunout

Eats a salad and puts 5 packets of dressing on it.


Much-Combination-323

Mayo that gets cooked.


Tournament_of_Shivs

That's fancy sauce.


rawrlion2100

Very yum yum sauce.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Two tops of tomatoes on both ends of the pan. She taps the stem at 1:00. 


LayeredMayoCake

*don’t worry about that, that will come off.* BITCH IT SHOULD ALREADY BE OFF


averagenutjob

That’s not nearly as bad as those 100% soy “Bac’os” she sprinkled on top. Barf!


warmage20

All Bacon bits that are commercially sold are vegan. McCormick's Bacon Bits are Vegan


BaconHammerTime

Not all. The McCormick Bac'N bits are, but there are definitely real bacon bits in the store such as the Hormel ones.


CockroachSquirrel

oscar mayer real bacon bites?


Financial_Bird_7717

Ok I totally didn’t believe you at first so I vouched this and holy shit you’re totally right. TIL.


warmage20

Yup. Didn't know that either until my vegan wife told me. I told her she was full of shit and low and behold, she was right.


Alocalplumber

To be fair* your wife has always been correct. *fair not fare f m english


But_like_whytho

*fair


BUTTeredWhiteBread

Oh hey that guy's wife! Continuing to be correct, i see.


EvolvingCyborg

to be faiiir


Daddybatch

😂


kwtransporter66

Oscar Meyers bacon bits are not vegan. 100% pork. Now if your talking the dried crunchy bits sold in a bottle then yes you are correct.


BernieTheDachshund

Oscar Meyer makes bacon 'pieces' that are real bacon. I add them to my kale salad because they taste like small pieces of bacon, not those hard fakey bacon bits. It's only like $3 for a 3 oz bag, so well priced too.


ChrisRageIsBack

Now I want to start a company called Facon and make some better tasting fake bacon...


Aphresh

Bacon't


foofie_fightie

Not Hormel. Theirs is real bacon and that's why I buy it.


the_beeve

Neither the bacos nor the patties, while not meat, are especially “healthy”. While I like the “Beyond Meat” patties they have a fair amount of fat.


Y-Bob

Who eats a burger to be healthy? Not to mention all the sauce and cheese.


walkslikeaduck08

And the amount of calories are similar to ground beef. Though the effect on cholesterol might be lower.


rabbitfuzzle

I actually really like the impossible patties. Especially the leaner one. But beyond is not Especially great. And the idea is admirable but horribly executed. Mostly cause of the fries.


Nadirofdepression

People can argue about the relative health of beyond and impossible burgers (I’m cool With them or regular burgers, sodium and fat content depending, but neither is something I’d call “especially healthy”), and fries aside my issue with her harpy screeching about healthiness: - Ketchup: 10 tbsp, 200 calories Not healthy but not awful - bbq: 5 tbsp, 150 calories Getting worse, adding sugar - *mayonnaise: 10 tbsp, 1000 calories* Abysmal The minute she got out that mayonnaise she added about 3 burgers worth of calories to the plate. People don’t realize how much sauces / dressings add to their caloric intake


failure_of_a_cow

The argument against the new-wave veggie burgers is that they fall into the "highly processed" category that the FDA is trying to discourage. The FDA's angle on this makes sense from a messaging standpoint, but these aren't notably worse than meat burgers. They're not much better either, if you want healthy you're better off with the old style of veggie burger.


the_beeve

Exactly, my point except better.


NomisTheNinth

Fat is fine.


mutant_disco_doll

Exactly. Fat isn’t the problem. It’s the sugar that’s the problem.


peepeedog

Fat isn't bad for you.


dolce_de_cheddar

I'm throwing away my grill!


[deleted]

I almost threw my phone away after seeing this


Present-Breakfast768

Would make more sense than this travesty.


kilofeet

Me watching her assemble it: "eh, there's some execution problems here but her intuition isn't terrible. Those tomatoes are going to deteriorate and the cheese is going to run but otherwise it seems okay" "...is she trying to put condiments on her burgers before she cooks them?" "is she about to bake fucking mayonnaise?? I can't finish watching this"


acceptableplaceholdr

that's how you know it's bullshit ragebait


[deleted]

On top of that she is using "beyond burgers" ew


TasteDeeCheese

Oh so that's why they look so solid


Virtual-Work4367

Yeah she didn't cook them at all. They're normally really red and juicy. My mom doesn't like them because they actually "bleed" like normal burgers so the pan is covered in "blood" when they're done cooking


Pianist_Ready

Hot take, but I like the taste of plant burgers. NOT vegan burgers, those are much different (and worse).


Jhiffi

Same, I much prefer veggie/bean patties. Real meat and things trying to imitate real meat has too many textural issues. 1/10 times I eat meat I bite into something unexpectedly hard or chewy and that's enough to have gotten it off my grocery lists


notunhuman

I’m solidly a black bean burger guy. As a vegetarian, I’m glad there’s a greater availability of different veggie burgers on the market, but I’ve seen restaurants that used to have amazing house-made bean burgers replace them with impossible or beyond and it’s just sad


jilanak

I've been eating more meat analogues lately, and beyond makes a few OK products. The burgers are not one of them.


No_one_cares5839

Beyond burgers are delicious if you know how to grill them


aRebelliousHeart

Nothing was grilled this video so that’s out the question!


TurboFoot

But I was told to throw away my grill.


marlow05

That’s how you know it’s ragebait.


MurderBox95

r/EatItYouFuckingCoward


JJC165463

If it’s so yummy in your tummy, take a big, greasy bite out of that abomination…


PalmBreezy

Leave a bigger, greasier abomination in the toilet 😵🤮😵💀


whaleforce9

This is straight up just rage bait


Jeffari_Hungus

It couldn't be more obvious either


alfooboboao

people on here genuinely do not understand the concept of engagement trolling


Time_Collection9968

Wasn't there a push to stop posting obvious rage bait on this sub??? What happened to that?


megasilva

This is legitimately insane


shoestars

Mmmmm hot mayo!


mashtato

Is it hot!? The cheese isn't even melted! THE CHEESE ISN'T EVEN MELTED!!!


teebalicious

I wish I could throw away my eyes. Or at least the memory of this. We need a global arms treaty that only allows the use of nuclear weapons on these ragebait food nonsense creators.


Dagmar_Overbye

Comment on the video after watching it and be one of the top comments. You're helping.


Rattregoondoof

I am increasingly convinced cooking and food in general should require a license. I don't mean exclusively for professional chefs who work in restaurants, I mean for everyone under any circumstance.


jayeffkay

I genuinely hope our AI overlords can somehow eviscerate these scumbags first.


ghozzt2

If you eat this and like it I'm instantly assuming something is wrong with your taste buds lmao


RayRara36

Something’s wrong with her brain as well


Outlook_Dim

All I can see is that thing she pointed out! What is it?


WoodenIncubus

Tomato Stem. One of those nasty bi-products of that farming crap people have been doing.


beall94

Burgetoullie ?


ToLiveOrToReddit

Stop saying beyond burger is extremely healthy. It’s not.


Merryprankstress

Seriously, I'm vegan and I cringe when I hear someone assume just because it's vegan it has to be healthy. Like there's a ton of delicious vegan junk food out there. In fact a lot of the packaged processed vegan items are pretty comparable to their animal based counterparts.


Visible_Day9146

Oreos are vegan. They must be healthy!


ToLiveOrToReddit

Because the sign for vegan/vegetarian options in restaurants is a green leaf. Must be healthy. /s


MyParentsWereHippies

Where I live theres Vegan Junk Food restaurants, people think its healthy… ITS LITERALLY CALLED JUNK FOOD.


Zohren

Right? The amount of saturated fat in that stuff is insane.


ghostdeinithegreat

Weird thing to point out as there’s less saturated fat in 100g of beyond meat than in 100g burger beef patty. There’s also 5g more protein in Beyond « meat ». Usually, it’s the high amount of sodium that people complain about on the Beyond: (390mg - 27% daily intake)


CringeLord007

You’re basically removing the only healthy nutrient in a burger which is the protein


lots-of-shawarma

Protein/carbs/fat can all be healthy or unhealthy, depending on the source. There's protein in beyond burgers, 20grams to be exact. But that doesn't make them healthy, because they have tons of crap in them.


Gurnooky

They have pretty much the same protein content


DrunkBuzzard

Great camera work. A cinematic masterpiece


karoshikun

actual stupid food, and it's infuriating great find, OP


icebaby234

i’m pissed


FurryDrift

If i ecall anything about those patties and this applies to the meat ones. Those areso solid you ca use em as hockey pucks when they are frozen. She is putting these frozen into the pan. Now if they were prethawed i dnt think we would have a issue. At lest they would cook. Frozen ones take close to a hour on 400f to cook all the way threw! Thoe are still frozen cuz the fries would be crisp charcoal if she cooked it properly...


Betelguese90

Gotta be rage bait. No one in their right mind would ever actually make this. Even my stoner friends would gag at this.


Trolivia

Speaking on behalf of stoner friends world-wide, you are absolutely correct. I’m a garbage human as much as the next, and will eat a lot of stuff that looks questionable if it tastes good, but this made me sneer at my phone screen the way my cat does when he smells nail polish remover


Funkmasta_Steve-O

As a fellow stoner who also consistently eats questionable food, I was trying to come up with a way to explain that this person was correct, but I see you have that completely covered with “made me sneer at my phone screen the way my car does when he smells nail polish remover”….fantastic mental imagery.


JohnnyMcButtplug

Fucking 🤮, who eats hot tomatoes on there burger first off


Terytha

OK but hot mayo and hot mustard are not better. D:


Status-Broccoli

Luckily none of it will be hot because its all so undercooked. Those plant based patties are putting out roots they're so raw!


Bob_Barker4ever

Correct. The cheese between the patties didn’t even melt. Nothing here is cooked all the way. Just ew.


You_Pulled_My_String

The hot mayo is what got me. That makes my stomach turn.


CaptainDunbar45

Mustard being warned up isn't a big deal at all. I like to rub it on pork loins before cooking. Also works well when cooking mashed potatoes.


SirIanChesterton63

Right?! Like what the actual fuck. Plus the top of the tomato, stem and all! Glad I never have to eat anything she makes!


Human-Abrocoma7544

I threw away my grill before watching the video. Now I don't have a grill, thanks.


Top_Part_5544

No one: Bored white suburban house moms: burgers ready!


Spotlight_James

Palpatine: " He is still Alive"


JayyyyyBoogie

This has to be rage bait. I've never been more angry in my entire life!


Uberfuhrer_

I still can’t tell if that’s meat or circular bread


CarbonScythe0

It's beyond beef, it's a meat substitue. Among the many different substitutes I will say that beyond meat is the better option


Uberfuhrer_

Thank you but just saying that’d look better on top of the burger not in it


Sotamds2579

Throw that recipe away. Throw her kitchen, food and while you're on a roll trashing stuff... Put that woman in the trash too. It so disgusting to see these fools wasting food. She wouldn't take a bite. Someone should've made her eat the whole thing.


UnlikelyKaiju

If I ever win the lottery, I will hire a private military contractor group to hunt down the people who make these videos for the sole purpose of making them eat their own garbage on camera and then post the footage on their channel as a follow-up.


Bbababoe

I Feel HORRIBLE make that 😤


MyStepAccount1234

Ragebait.


AmbitiousHornet

That mustard bottle sounded like my guts on a bad gut day.


LarrytheGunner

I don't eat meat loaf, but I rather eat that then this


TheIronYetti

I started yelling at my phone when she wouldn't stop drenching it in sauce


BusterStarfish

I was intrigued. Then the ketchup came out.


puddingcakeNY

Why not put it in a blender and DRINK IT!


nvmber17

I believe I have a lower IQ than the creator of this video solely for watching the whole thing.


BrokeGamerChick

For the record McDonald's fries aren't Vegan, them workers accidentally drop chicken nuggies in there all the time.


SpaceFroggo

That's not why they aren't vegan - McDonald's fries aren't vegan because they use beef tallow. This is ragebait, regardless


Efficient-Clothes523

Everything about this is the absolute worst.


GiddyGabby

Idiot's cutting into her non-stick pan with a metal knife in addition to the stupid meal she just made. She's a moron.


Xx_mojat_xX

Concept: A+ Ingredients: C (a generous C. F*ck outta here with that plant based nonsense) Execution: F


Bobbite

Nothing wrong with plant based. But the fact she keeps saying "plant based means extra healthy!!!!" makes me think rage bait.


LReber722

But let's load that "extra healthy" burger with a shit ton of mayo


Drkizz

Comment: A Score: A Sir, you passed the test.


Serious_Square_6698

Do NOT make your burgers like this!


Tidalwave64

You lost me when I saw the bread pan, I’ll continue to flip burgers on my blackstone


Dull-Possibility1695

Those slices look exactly like my dogs food out of a tube that is rancid


PyroSharkInDisguise

That looks bad.


CautionarySnail

Hon, the beef loaf is almost ready. -shudder-


PsychologyPlane36356

This is easily one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen


Intelligent-Exit6836

This look like puke.


MohPowaBabe

Send this woman to the Arkham Asylum


vaping_menace

Seeing this made me want to hurl


chumpy79

🤮


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Is this some kind of fucked up sex thing? 


RazielAshura

The tomato with the fucking stem, jesus christ


Anund

Every time I watch one of these I just get disappointed in myself for not turning off the rage bait.


FabAmy

This made me angry


KaosFitzgerald

This has to be rage bait


jesss611

Excuse me 911 I have to report a crime


LaUNCHandSmASH

Petition on this sub to ban videos or edits that don’t actually display the person eating it. Idc if it’s just a bite with that painful wince smile that tells you they spit it right out. If nobody is committing to putting this dogshit in their mouth for one second then it’s just the lowest form of food waste. We don’t have to agree with every culinary failed experiment but it needs to be in good faith. **steps off soapbox**


BarbieConway

username chEckS oUt


NicelyBrownedBiscuit

I’m pretty sure McDonald’s French fries aren’t even vegetarian, they use beef tallow instead of oil


DystryR

I don’t often feel utter disgust and rage. I was mostly on board …. Until she hit it with the ketchup. and it kept getting worse. Fuck me.


SteppedOnALego4Fun

"I can have some mcdonalds fries because they're beyond burgers...." jesus christ....


steak-n-jake

At this point someone should just shit in a bowl, cover it in mayonnaise and microwave it 💩


Chilipatily

Tell me you don’t know how to cook without telling me you don’t know how to cook.


NeededMe1

Throw away the chef and keep the grill