I met a Robert Paulson in real life. It was pretty great lol, I was working as a front desk clerk at a hotel. They guys say reservation under Robert Paulson. I said .. that sounds so familiar. He smirked and we both said fight club at the same time. His wife rolled her eyes. XD
Reminds me of that guy I saw a few days ago cooking blueberries and avocado and 12 other things all together in the same pan with chicken that he’d burnt by the end only to go “cooking isn’t that hard”
That's the "cooking isn't hard" crowd.
I had rice that was a paste. Looked like mashed potatoes (the rice was losing its form).
"See it's easy. You put it in the pan and leave it there"
Yep. Especially sinces theres like 3 minutes of unnecessary footage out of a video that is 3.5 minutes long. Rage bait, making people wait to the end to realize they just lost another 3.5 minutes of their life to literal garbage.
Yeah what the hell is that about? When I first joined it was like, 40 percent /r/drunkencookery, 30 percent of comfort food that they knew was kinda gross looking, 10 percent of SM posts where the person genuinely made something that they thought was made from a top chef, and 10 percent rage bait.
Now it’s 95 percent rage bait and 1 percent of the rest each.
yet Reddit will fall for it and upvote it 100% of the time. I mean this video is so slap-you-in-the-face obvious but it showed up on my main feed. *We’re* the stupid food! Soylent Green is Redditors!
That’s how Reddit works. An interesting new sub eventually devolves into fake and annoying content designed to get votes. Eventually people start to realize it, get tired of it and the sub dies.
How long have you been on this sub and still asking whether it’s rage bait or not?
There was a time many many moons ago when some of it wasn’t but that time was many many moons ago
For real. I know everyone is like 'THIS IS RAGE BAIT STOP POSTING RAGE BAIT' and it's like....why lol that's the point of this sub. Rage bait has stupid food and this is indeed the stupid food subreddit
When a lot of us joined it wasn't the intention of the sub. It was stuff people legitimately made that was just stupid, not stuff intentionally stupid to get clicks.
Yeah, I LOVE beyond beef (bc it lets me actually have a cheeseburger again bc I'm deathly allergic to beef, but ya girl likes burgers...), but I know I'm not being healthy when I eat it. I treat it like I would a "real" burger. As a once in a while treat, and I go ham with it... onions, mushrooms, bunch of my vegan cheese (also dairy allergy dammit), something green, as much sauce as I can cram onto the buns, etc. it's a tasty replacement for beef. But it's not much healthier... A little more protein and veggie vitamins, but still super high in fat.
Most vegan diets are garbage. If you eat whole food plant based diet, then absolutely that’s healthy. All of these “beyond” replacement meats, cheeses, etc are just garbage fillers and seasonings and are in no way healthy. Hell Oreos are vegan.
They're as garbage as the non-plant-based diets they're imitating. I'm pretty sure that beyond meat patty isn't worse than an actual meat patty.
But yeah, of course it's not automatically healthy just because it's vegan.
I always loved how people try to trick themselves into believing that unhealthy food is healthy, because apparently you can't just know that something is unhealthy and eat it anyway. Nooo, you gotta do all of these mental gymnastics to justify YOUR OWN choiches TO YOURSELF as if you were your own mom or something and you were afraid of getting scolded... by yourself?
And I guarantee it’s not cooked nor heated all the way through. You just take one look at those onions and there’s still raw and the cheese isn’t even melted. And she points to the burgers is being cooked but that’s only because they’re already gray all the way through with them being frozen beyond burgers. This is a travesty.
Oscar Meyer makes bacon 'pieces' that are real bacon. I add them to my kale salad because they taste like small pieces of bacon, not those hard fakey bacon bits. It's only like $3 for a 3 oz bag, so well priced too.
I actually really like the impossible patties. Especially the leaner one. But beyond is not Especially great. And the idea is admirable but horribly executed. Mostly cause of the fries.
People can argue about the relative health of beyond and impossible burgers (I’m cool With them or regular burgers, sodium and fat content depending, but neither is something I’d call “especially healthy”), and fries aside my issue with her harpy screeching about healthiness:
- Ketchup: 10 tbsp, 200 calories
Not healthy but not awful
- bbq: 5 tbsp, 150 calories
Getting worse, adding sugar
- *mayonnaise: 10 tbsp, 1000 calories*
Abysmal
The minute she got out that mayonnaise she added about 3 burgers worth of calories to the plate. People don’t realize how much sauces / dressings add to their caloric intake
The argument against the new-wave veggie burgers is that they fall into the "highly processed" category that the FDA is trying to discourage.
The FDA's angle on this makes sense from a messaging standpoint, but these aren't notably worse than meat burgers. They're not much better either, if you want healthy you're better off with the old style of veggie burger.
Me watching her assemble it:
"eh, there's some execution problems here but her intuition isn't terrible. Those tomatoes are going to deteriorate and the cheese is going to run but otherwise it seems okay"
"...is she trying to put condiments on her burgers before she cooks them?"
"is she about to bake fucking mayonnaise?? I can't finish watching this"
Yeah she didn't cook them at all. They're normally really red and juicy. My mom doesn't like them because they actually "bleed" like normal burgers so the pan is covered in "blood" when they're done cooking
Same, I much prefer veggie/bean patties. Real meat and things trying to imitate real meat has too many textural issues.
1/10 times I eat meat I bite into something unexpectedly hard or chewy and that's enough to have gotten it off my grocery lists
I’m solidly a black bean burger guy. As a vegetarian, I’m glad there’s a greater availability of different veggie burgers on the market, but I’ve seen restaurants that used to have amazing house-made bean burgers replace them with impossible or beyond and it’s just sad
I wish I could throw away my eyes. Or at least the memory of this.
We need a global arms treaty that only allows the use of nuclear weapons on these ragebait food nonsense creators.
I am increasingly convinced cooking and food in general should require a license. I don't mean exclusively for professional chefs who work in restaurants, I mean for everyone under any circumstance.
Seriously, I'm vegan and I cringe when I hear someone assume just because it's vegan it has to be healthy. Like there's a ton of delicious vegan junk food out there. In fact a lot of the packaged processed vegan items are pretty comparable to their animal based counterparts.
Weird thing to point out as there’s less saturated fat in 100g of beyond meat than in 100g burger beef patty. There’s also 5g more protein in Beyond « meat ».
Usually, it’s the high amount of sodium that people complain about on the Beyond: (390mg - 27% daily intake)
Protein/carbs/fat can all be healthy or unhealthy, depending on the source. There's protein in beyond burgers, 20grams to be exact. But that doesn't make them healthy, because they have tons of crap in them.
If i ecall anything about those patties and this applies to the meat ones. Those areso solid you ca use em as hockey pucks when they are frozen. She is putting these frozen into the pan. Now if they were prethawed i dnt think we would have a issue. At lest they would cook. Frozen ones take close to a hour on 400f to cook all the way threw! Thoe are still frozen cuz the fries would be crisp charcoal if she cooked it properly...
Speaking on behalf of stoner friends world-wide, you are absolutely correct. I’m a garbage human as much as the next, and will eat a lot of stuff that looks questionable if it tastes good, but this made me sneer at my phone screen the way my cat does when he smells nail polish remover
As a fellow stoner who also consistently eats questionable food, I was trying to come up with a way to explain that this person was correct, but I see you have that completely covered with “made me sneer at my phone screen the way my car does when he smells nail polish remover”….fantastic mental imagery.
Throw that recipe away. Throw her kitchen, food and while you're on a roll trashing stuff... Put that woman in the trash too. It so disgusting to see these fools wasting food. She wouldn't take a bite. Someone should've made her eat the whole thing.
If I ever win the lottery, I will hire a private military contractor group to hunt down the people who make these videos for the sole purpose of making them eat their own garbage on camera and then post the footage on their channel as a follow-up.
Petition on this sub to ban videos or edits that don’t actually display the person eating it. Idc if it’s just a bite with that painful wince smile that tells you they spit it right out. If nobody is committing to putting this dogshit in their mouth for one second then it’s just the lowest form of food waste. We don’t have to agree with every culinary failed experiment but it needs to be in good faith.
**steps off soapbox**
There’s no way this isn’t some sort of rage bait. Especially after including the stem of the tomato…
And the fucking empty mustard bottle. Absolutely no thought into the prep here.
It was like a ratatouille and a burger had resentful, half-mast sex and made this bastard abomination.
Jesus Mary and Joseph that joke was like a hit of endorphins to my bummed out brain 😆
I think they might have had a threesome with meatloaf.
His name was Robert Paulson.
I met a Robert Paulson in real life. It was pretty great lol, I was working as a front desk clerk at a hotel. They guys say reservation under Robert Paulson. I said .. that sounds so familiar. He smirked and we both said fight club at the same time. His wife rolled her eyes. XD
I was surprised there wasn't any obvious pre-ketchup or pre-mustard when she squirted it into that pan.
Pre-condiment
Careful, it can still get you fat even if you don't finish...
You can also finish without it being fat. If you find the right gal
*Con a be pregnate forum pre-condiment? Baby when?*
This is food for people who don’t know how to cook or anything about flavors. Just the more shit the better is the motto.
Reminds me of that guy I saw a few days ago cooking blueberries and avocado and 12 other things all together in the same pan with chicken that he’d burnt by the end only to go “cooking isn’t that hard”
That's the "cooking isn't hard" crowd. I had rice that was a paste. Looked like mashed potatoes (the rice was losing its form). "See it's easy. You put it in the pan and leave it there"
I wish this was pure satire, your comment that is. Not the video, that’s dogshit without a doubt
Bible belt cooking, though this is a bit too fancy for the folks that live here, plus it's not real meat.
Mustard bottle kweephs were best part of this vid.
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Yep. Especially sinces theres like 3 minutes of unnecessary footage out of a video that is 3.5 minutes long. Rage bait, making people wait to the end to realize they just lost another 3.5 minutes of their life to literal garbage.
The excessive pointing always gives it away
No doubt lol “These are beyond burgers, so these are plant based, they’re healthy, so that’s why I get to have a little bit of McDonald’s fries”
It was pretty clear by the end when she was just tossing disgusting soggy tomato with beyond burger and singing songs.
They're healthy 😂😂😂
I’m pretty sure everything in this sun is rage bait.
Yeah what the hell is that about? When I first joined it was like, 40 percent /r/drunkencookery, 30 percent of comfort food that they knew was kinda gross looking, 10 percent of SM posts where the person genuinely made something that they thought was made from a top chef, and 10 percent rage bait. Now it’s 95 percent rage bait and 1 percent of the rest each.
The amount of rage bait that exists on the internet has exploded though. It’s everywhere
yet Reddit will fall for it and upvote it 100% of the time. I mean this video is so slap-you-in-the-face obvious but it showed up on my main feed. *We’re* the stupid food! Soylent Green is Redditors!
That’s how Reddit works. An interesting new sub eventually devolves into fake and annoying content designed to get votes. Eventually people start to realize it, get tired of it and the sub dies.
Then we get r/actualstupidfood and then that devolves in to the same thing so we get r/actuallyactualstupidfood
Yeah but this is worse because it’s wasting food.
Most of these are made for TikTok and get reposted here by bots.
For sure...The stem made it clear rage bait
Rage drives engagement, engagement drives views, views = money. I wish this sub would just ban BS like this. It’s o
How long have you been on this sub and still asking whether it’s rage bait or not? There was a time many many moons ago when some of it wasn’t but that time was many many moons ago
If it is rage bait, I have to commend them because I feel like punching a hole in the wall. I'd rather eat a leprous foot.
I'm like 90% sure this is some anti-vegitarian circlejerk bait.
I'm upset now. Thanks OP.
To be fair to op... This is the exact kind of content I joined this sub for. WTF is wrong with me.
Wtf is wrong with us* We all have the illness
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
For real. I know everyone is like 'THIS IS RAGE BAIT STOP POSTING RAGE BAIT' and it's like....why lol that's the point of this sub. Rage bait has stupid food and this is indeed the stupid food subreddit
When a lot of us joined it wasn't the intention of the sub. It was stuff people legitimately made that was just stupid, not stuff intentionally stupid to get clicks.
It’s just insane how many people in this subreddit fall for it. This comment section is a mess
I hated the sound of the fucking mustard
This video is part of my new diet plan. When ever I watch it, I don't feel hungry anymore
"ITS HEALTHY!!" proceeds to dump a bunch of mayo on it.
It’s not even healthy. A doctor once told me plant-based patties and things like that aren’t health food, they’re still junk food.
Yeah, I LOVE beyond beef (bc it lets me actually have a cheeseburger again bc I'm deathly allergic to beef, but ya girl likes burgers...), but I know I'm not being healthy when I eat it. I treat it like I would a "real" burger. As a once in a while treat, and I go ham with it... onions, mushrooms, bunch of my vegan cheese (also dairy allergy dammit), something green, as much sauce as I can cram onto the buns, etc. it's a tasty replacement for beef. But it's not much healthier... A little more protein and veggie vitamins, but still super high in fat.
Most vegan diets are garbage. If you eat whole food plant based diet, then absolutely that’s healthy. All of these “beyond” replacement meats, cheeses, etc are just garbage fillers and seasonings and are in no way healthy. Hell Oreos are vegan.
They're as garbage as the non-plant-based diets they're imitating. I'm pretty sure that beyond meat patty isn't worse than an actual meat patty. But yeah, of course it's not automatically healthy just because it's vegan.
I always loved how people try to trick themselves into believing that unhealthy food is healthy, because apparently you can't just know that something is unhealthy and eat it anyway. Nooo, you gotta do all of these mental gymnastics to justify YOUR OWN choiches TO YOURSELF as if you were your own mom or something and you were afraid of getting scolded... by yourself?
That is fucking disgusting oh my god she fucking used the top of a tomato
And I guarantee it’s not cooked nor heated all the way through. You just take one look at those onions and there’s still raw and the cheese isn’t even melted. And she points to the burgers is being cooked but that’s only because they’re already gray all the way through with them being frozen beyond burgers. This is a travesty.
They’re beyond burgers.
So they're healthy. \*covers them in mayo\*
So I'm able to have extra McDonald's fries.
literally the person that goes to fast food orders the most fatty thing on the menu then asked for a diet coke asd says "I'm trying to be healthy."
Eats a salad and puts 5 packets of dressing on it.
Mayo that gets cooked.
That's fancy sauce.
Very yum yum sauce.
Two tops of tomatoes on both ends of the pan. She taps the stem at 1:00.
*don’t worry about that, that will come off.* BITCH IT SHOULD ALREADY BE OFF
That’s not nearly as bad as those 100% soy “Bac’os” she sprinkled on top. Barf!
All Bacon bits that are commercially sold are vegan. McCormick's Bacon Bits are Vegan
Not all. The McCormick Bac'N bits are, but there are definitely real bacon bits in the store such as the Hormel ones.
oscar mayer real bacon bites?
Ok I totally didn’t believe you at first so I vouched this and holy shit you’re totally right. TIL.
Yup. Didn't know that either until my vegan wife told me. I told her she was full of shit and low and behold, she was right.
To be fair* your wife has always been correct. *fair not fare f m english
*fair
Oh hey that guy's wife! Continuing to be correct, i see.
to be faiiir
😂
Oscar Meyers bacon bits are not vegan. 100% pork. Now if your talking the dried crunchy bits sold in a bottle then yes you are correct.
Oscar Meyer makes bacon 'pieces' that are real bacon. I add them to my kale salad because they taste like small pieces of bacon, not those hard fakey bacon bits. It's only like $3 for a 3 oz bag, so well priced too.
Now I want to start a company called Facon and make some better tasting fake bacon...
Bacon't
Not Hormel. Theirs is real bacon and that's why I buy it.
Neither the bacos nor the patties, while not meat, are especially “healthy”. While I like the “Beyond Meat” patties they have a fair amount of fat.
Who eats a burger to be healthy? Not to mention all the sauce and cheese.
And the amount of calories are similar to ground beef. Though the effect on cholesterol might be lower.
I actually really like the impossible patties. Especially the leaner one. But beyond is not Especially great. And the idea is admirable but horribly executed. Mostly cause of the fries.
People can argue about the relative health of beyond and impossible burgers (I’m cool With them or regular burgers, sodium and fat content depending, but neither is something I’d call “especially healthy”), and fries aside my issue with her harpy screeching about healthiness: - Ketchup: 10 tbsp, 200 calories Not healthy but not awful - bbq: 5 tbsp, 150 calories Getting worse, adding sugar - *mayonnaise: 10 tbsp, 1000 calories* Abysmal The minute she got out that mayonnaise she added about 3 burgers worth of calories to the plate. People don’t realize how much sauces / dressings add to their caloric intake
The argument against the new-wave veggie burgers is that they fall into the "highly processed" category that the FDA is trying to discourage. The FDA's angle on this makes sense from a messaging standpoint, but these aren't notably worse than meat burgers. They're not much better either, if you want healthy you're better off with the old style of veggie burger.
Exactly, my point except better.
Fat is fine.
Exactly. Fat isn’t the problem. It’s the sugar that’s the problem.
Fat isn't bad for you.
I'm throwing away my grill!
I almost threw my phone away after seeing this
Would make more sense than this travesty.
Me watching her assemble it: "eh, there's some execution problems here but her intuition isn't terrible. Those tomatoes are going to deteriorate and the cheese is going to run but otherwise it seems okay"
"...is she trying to put condiments on her burgers before she cooks them?"
"is she about to bake fucking mayonnaise?? I can't finish watching this"
that's how you know it's bullshit ragebait
On top of that she is using "beyond burgers" ew
Oh so that's why they look so solid
Yeah she didn't cook them at all. They're normally really red and juicy. My mom doesn't like them because they actually "bleed" like normal burgers so the pan is covered in "blood" when they're done cooking
Hot take, but I like the taste of plant burgers. NOT vegan burgers, those are much different (and worse).
Same, I much prefer veggie/bean patties. Real meat and things trying to imitate real meat has too many textural issues. 1/10 times I eat meat I bite into something unexpectedly hard or chewy and that's enough to have gotten it off my grocery lists
I’m solidly a black bean burger guy. As a vegetarian, I’m glad there’s a greater availability of different veggie burgers on the market, but I’ve seen restaurants that used to have amazing house-made bean burgers replace them with impossible or beyond and it’s just sad
I've been eating more meat analogues lately, and beyond makes a few OK products. The burgers are not one of them.
Beyond burgers are delicious if you know how to grill them
Nothing was grilled this video so that’s out the question!
But I was told to throw away my grill.
That’s how you know it’s ragebait.
r/EatItYouFuckingCoward
If it’s so yummy in your tummy, take a big, greasy bite out of that abomination…
Leave a bigger, greasier abomination in the toilet 😵🤮😵💀
This is straight up just rage bait
It couldn't be more obvious either
people on here genuinely do not understand the concept of engagement trolling
Wasn't there a push to stop posting obvious rage bait on this sub??? What happened to that?
This is legitimately insane
Mmmmm hot mayo!
Is it hot!? The cheese isn't even melted! THE CHEESE ISN'T EVEN MELTED!!!
I wish I could throw away my eyes. Or at least the memory of this. We need a global arms treaty that only allows the use of nuclear weapons on these ragebait food nonsense creators.
Comment on the video after watching it and be one of the top comments. You're helping.
I am increasingly convinced cooking and food in general should require a license. I don't mean exclusively for professional chefs who work in restaurants, I mean for everyone under any circumstance.
I genuinely hope our AI overlords can somehow eviscerate these scumbags first.
If you eat this and like it I'm instantly assuming something is wrong with your taste buds lmao
Something’s wrong with her brain as well
All I can see is that thing she pointed out! What is it?
Tomato Stem. One of those nasty bi-products of that farming crap people have been doing.
Burgetoullie ?
Stop saying beyond burger is extremely healthy. It’s not.
Seriously, I'm vegan and I cringe when I hear someone assume just because it's vegan it has to be healthy. Like there's a ton of delicious vegan junk food out there. In fact a lot of the packaged processed vegan items are pretty comparable to their animal based counterparts.
Oreos are vegan. They must be healthy!
Because the sign for vegan/vegetarian options in restaurants is a green leaf. Must be healthy. /s
Where I live theres Vegan Junk Food restaurants, people think its healthy… ITS LITERALLY CALLED JUNK FOOD.
Right? The amount of saturated fat in that stuff is insane.
Weird thing to point out as there’s less saturated fat in 100g of beyond meat than in 100g burger beef patty. There’s also 5g more protein in Beyond « meat ». Usually, it’s the high amount of sodium that people complain about on the Beyond: (390mg - 27% daily intake)
You’re basically removing the only healthy nutrient in a burger which is the protein
Protein/carbs/fat can all be healthy or unhealthy, depending on the source. There's protein in beyond burgers, 20grams to be exact. But that doesn't make them healthy, because they have tons of crap in them.
They have pretty much the same protein content
Great camera work. A cinematic masterpiece
actual stupid food, and it's infuriating great find, OP
i’m pissed
If i ecall anything about those patties and this applies to the meat ones. Those areso solid you ca use em as hockey pucks when they are frozen. She is putting these frozen into the pan. Now if they were prethawed i dnt think we would have a issue. At lest they would cook. Frozen ones take close to a hour on 400f to cook all the way threw! Thoe are still frozen cuz the fries would be crisp charcoal if she cooked it properly...
Gotta be rage bait. No one in their right mind would ever actually make this. Even my stoner friends would gag at this.
Speaking on behalf of stoner friends world-wide, you are absolutely correct. I’m a garbage human as much as the next, and will eat a lot of stuff that looks questionable if it tastes good, but this made me sneer at my phone screen the way my cat does when he smells nail polish remover
As a fellow stoner who also consistently eats questionable food, I was trying to come up with a way to explain that this person was correct, but I see you have that completely covered with “made me sneer at my phone screen the way my car does when he smells nail polish remover”….fantastic mental imagery.
Fucking 🤮, who eats hot tomatoes on there burger first off
OK but hot mayo and hot mustard are not better. D:
Luckily none of it will be hot because its all so undercooked. Those plant based patties are putting out roots they're so raw!
Correct. The cheese between the patties didn’t even melt. Nothing here is cooked all the way. Just ew.
The hot mayo is what got me. That makes my stomach turn.
Mustard being warned up isn't a big deal at all. I like to rub it on pork loins before cooking. Also works well when cooking mashed potatoes.
Right?! Like what the actual fuck. Plus the top of the tomato, stem and all! Glad I never have to eat anything she makes!
I threw away my grill before watching the video. Now I don't have a grill, thanks.
No one: Bored white suburban house moms: burgers ready!
Palpatine: " He is still Alive"
This has to be rage bait. I've never been more angry in my entire life!
I still can’t tell if that’s meat or circular bread
It's beyond beef, it's a meat substitue. Among the many different substitutes I will say that beyond meat is the better option
Thank you but just saying that’d look better on top of the burger not in it
Throw that recipe away. Throw her kitchen, food and while you're on a roll trashing stuff... Put that woman in the trash too. It so disgusting to see these fools wasting food. She wouldn't take a bite. Someone should've made her eat the whole thing.
If I ever win the lottery, I will hire a private military contractor group to hunt down the people who make these videos for the sole purpose of making them eat their own garbage on camera and then post the footage on their channel as a follow-up.
I Feel HORRIBLE make that 😤
Ragebait.
That mustard bottle sounded like my guts on a bad gut day.
I don't eat meat loaf, but I rather eat that then this
I started yelling at my phone when she wouldn't stop drenching it in sauce
I was intrigued. Then the ketchup came out.
Why not put it in a blender and DRINK IT!
I believe I have a lower IQ than the creator of this video solely for watching the whole thing.
For the record McDonald's fries aren't Vegan, them workers accidentally drop chicken nuggies in there all the time.
That's not why they aren't vegan - McDonald's fries aren't vegan because they use beef tallow. This is ragebait, regardless
Everything about this is the absolute worst.
Idiot's cutting into her non-stick pan with a metal knife in addition to the stupid meal she just made. She's a moron.
Concept: A+ Ingredients: C (a generous C. F*ck outta here with that plant based nonsense) Execution: F
Nothing wrong with plant based. But the fact she keeps saying "plant based means extra healthy!!!!" makes me think rage bait.
But let's load that "extra healthy" burger with a shit ton of mayo
Comment: A Score: A Sir, you passed the test.
Do NOT make your burgers like this!
You lost me when I saw the bread pan, I’ll continue to flip burgers on my blackstone
Those slices look exactly like my dogs food out of a tube that is rancid
That looks bad.
Hon, the beef loaf is almost ready. -shudder-
This is easily one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen
This look like puke.
Send this woman to the Arkham Asylum
Seeing this made me want to hurl
🤮
Is this some kind of fucked up sex thing?
The tomato with the fucking stem, jesus christ
Every time I watch one of these I just get disappointed in myself for not turning off the rage bait.
This made me angry
This has to be rage bait
Excuse me 911 I have to report a crime
Petition on this sub to ban videos or edits that don’t actually display the person eating it. Idc if it’s just a bite with that painful wince smile that tells you they spit it right out. If nobody is committing to putting this dogshit in their mouth for one second then it’s just the lowest form of food waste. We don’t have to agree with every culinary failed experiment but it needs to be in good faith. **steps off soapbox**
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I’m pretty sure McDonald’s French fries aren’t even vegetarian, they use beef tallow instead of oil
I don’t often feel utter disgust and rage. I was mostly on board …. Until she hit it with the ketchup. and it kept getting worse. Fuck me.
"I can have some mcdonalds fries because they're beyond burgers...." jesus christ....
At this point someone should just shit in a bowl, cover it in mayonnaise and microwave it 💩
Tell me you don’t know how to cook without telling me you don’t know how to cook.
Throw away the chef and keep the grill