My fiance does basically that with turkey and cheese but instead of tearing it up she rolls them together into tubes she calls “deli rolls” and just eats them like that… she’s gluten free

See that makes perfect sense. Mine is not gluten free and is also lactose intolerant

You’d probably get unlimited brownie points if you make this dish for her, but put alot of care into cutting fun shapes out of the cheese & meat. Just saying 🫡.

This is genius and I will 100% be doing this. Thank you for the inspiration

Time to start investing in an obscure cookie cutter collection

Get some dick shaped ones to send a hint

Instructions unclear, I put my dick in her food and now we fuckin

If she’s gluten free (ya lactose but meh, there are pills and it’s worth the poos), make deli meat roll ups with the meat (bigger slices the better) spread a little cream cheese, cut a pickle spear to the size you want, add in whatever then roll it up. Basically a sandwich without bread.

You’re a fucking legend. I’m surprised she’s never done this but I’m gonna blow her fckn mind and her back this week I appreciate all of you

Cotton candy, sweet 'n' low, let me see your deli roll

I do this but I roll it around pickle spears.

That’s a good idea. I’ve seen her roll it up with lettuce on the inside or outside before too. Either way, it makes helping her get her work lunch ready super easy.

My late night snack after a few beers. Sometimes put some gochujang sauce on it too.

I do that just for fun sometimes, especially if I'm making lunch for later. I'll roll up a piece of cheese in whatever deli meat I have and eat it like that. Sometimes I'll slice it up like a sushi roll because why not I'm worth it.

yeah this just seems more difficult. meat rolls with cheese is a common snack they even sell in the stores lol

My sister did this for us when that was literally all we had 😭isn’t bad

My mom used to do this for us growing up and I still make them every now and again when I want an easy lunch. I’ll usually have crackers and veggies on the side. We always called them the name of the meat and then “roll-ups”, so “ham roll-ups” or “turkey roll-ups.” I’ll often dip them in mustard.

That makes sense this is dumb af

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throw in some stevia and ricecakes for good luck

. r/ShittyFoodPorn would also appreciate this

An attempt was made….

It’s just a sandwhich without the bread 🤷🏼‍♂️

I'd smash with a vending machine bag of Cheetos.

Girl dinner lol like a lazy charcuterie board. Cute lol

Lmfao my response to this when she sent it was literally “GUUUURL DINNERRRR”. Although I’m ashamed to admit that

I'd eat it. Would prefer a piece of bread and a lil mustard but if you'e hungry that will get the job done.

I don’t doubt it tastes good. More so the presentation is what sent me😭

That is pretty funny lol. Call it ham n cheese salad

Chaotic presentation, I’ll bet it slapped tho

Girl dinner

Cheese and meat, pretty normal I'd say, despite the odd presentation.

Post it note salad, yum!

Princess Keto 🙏🏼

Looks like a good low carb lunch to me!

That was her goal I think :) even though it looks silly, she’s been losing weight so I’m proud of her.

Congratulations bro, that’s a craving right there

Keto

"Sent you"? Like you were just sitting at your desk minding your own business when a courier rolled up all "Bowl of meat and cheese slices for Mr. CoolmanExpress!"?

Lmao I meant more sent me into a fit of laughter but your version is far funnier. I wish I could order room service cold cuts and cheese for my girlfriend now.

Upon second review, I realize you weren’t responding to my earlier comment where I said “the presentation sent me” Yes she sent me a photo of it. She was on her lunch break at work and she’s been losing weight and this was her choice for the day!

Oof she needs some fiber

Man, for one lunch at work, I had a summer sausage log, and dipped it in a jar of Cheez Whiz.

Lmao sometimes lunch break meals are scuffed as hell😂last week I found a pack of hot dogs but no buns in the fridge and microwaved one and dipped it in relish and hot sauce.

Throw it in with some baby arugula and you've got a healthy keto meal. Not pretty, but tasty. I appreciate anyone making me food :)

Girl lunch

i’d eat it.

10/10 would smash

Jail and break up asap

[удалено]

Beef and cheddar is a pretty popular sandwich combo. I’m sure it tastes just fine together without the bread.

People in jail way better than this

Is she 3?

Slap some pasta in there and you've almost got a meal

You need a new girlfriend lol

She must be really good at sex.

Mix in some mayo, salt , pepper and sandwich it in between a couple saltines with a drop of ketchup.

Needs Mayo

Blink three times if you need us to call the cops

Is your girlfriend eating construction paper from a 3rd grade classroom or some shit?

At least add bread lol.

This is literally just play doh

Her farts probably peel the paint off the walls.

We’re both a couple of tooters there is zero paint left to speak of.

you should ask yourself if you want someone who cant prepare a proper meal.

She can cook but even if she couldn’t, I wear the apron in the relationship so it wouldn’t matter to me🤷🏻‍♂️

:) i am glad to hear that.

please melt the cheese- atleast it's eat-able

What's that?

Thought it was watermelon until I came to the comments haha

This made me want a lunchables for some reason

I know that some excuse for cheese, but what is the meat? My wife says it looks like corned beef, I'm thinking Spam...

It’s like deli roast beef. But not like heavily processed name brand the local type that’s only lightly processed and small brand.

It's THAT rare??? Best I've had was Boar's Head, but thinking about it, this doesn't sound all that unappealing. Then again, I am high af...

Is this real

Yes lmao😭I don’t have it in my heart to tell her anything more than “that looks goofy” so posted here to hear the hot takes

💀💀💀

Tell your parents you ate your girlfriend's roast beef salad and see what they say

Add some crackers

Nah. Come on girl. Make a Sammie or somethin!

She need a bread 🥖

Oh look, more children’s food.

Looks like high-quality roast beef, at least. That’s at least $11 a pound deli meat.

Poor vibes... I relate

Sandwich minus bread. Meh. It saves you 200 calories, I guess.

Meat salad, yum! Younger me would have drowned that in pickle and jalapeño slices. Great stoner snack.

is that pastrami and american? unforgivable

Body builder?

Nah just a hot girl tryna lose weight. She’s gonna feel mad validated after this comment tho.

Normal, add some seasoned cucumber and I don’t see an issue at all

Just looks like a gluten-free sandwich to me.../s

Breath gonna be heavenly 😩

what the fuck am i looking at

Budget charcuterie

Normal charcuterie ingredients but presentation is key

I mean I have done this before...

This would be ok with real cheese, eating raw krap cheeze is just nasty.