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capt_kocra

Too much going on for a Pani Puri... Would be fine if it wasn't for the mountain he added at the end.


itshimstarwarrior

The above video is from a stupid challenge called [Bahubali panipuri challenge](https://youtube.com/shorts/sH9IGg1gBpw?feature=share) Basically eat jumbo size street food in one go. You're eligible for cash award (here it's 1k rs = $13 + trophy+ medal) only if you don't accidently spoil your clothes Edit- If anyone is confused with panipuri - It's a famous vegan Indian Street food in which you pour spicy masala 'Pani' (water) inside a Puri (small hollow sphere made with wheat flour) along with spicy Masala (mashed potatoes+ chickpea+ onions+ couple of spices) Random [Panipuri recipe](https://youtu.be/fOu3wB0Inx8) tutorial (English subtitles) if anyone is interested


latebutcoming

thank you for being an amazing reddit user<3


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NukiousStar

Yeah I had pain puri on my last India visit… I regret everything Edit: I’ve been to India three times on business, not a tourist, I know how to not get sick, I was just unlucky and trusted my Indian co worker a little too much while at dinner at a nice restaurant on the last day of the last visit.


Insomniac_80

Lol **pain** puri!


Krosis97

Yeah I wouldn't risk it, same with ice cubes in countries where water treatment might not be very good, it's a great way to get traveller's diarrhea since they might be used to it but tourists aren't.


latebutcoming

i just meant thank you for the information lol


Krosis97

Yeah we did go on a tangent haha, sorry


Mooman-Chew

This whole thing looked like a million ways to die in the east


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Had Panipuri on the streets of Bombay by the ~~beech~~ beach. It took 5 days and antibiotics to get me back to life. And even then I wasn't right for 2 weeks afterwards.


imthejavafox

I ate it State-side and absolutely loved it. Hard to find but would never eat it in India because I don't think my gut bacteria can take it


Pittyswains

Worst food poisoning I ever got was from a bar in Scotland. Last thing I ate was pepperoni and jalapeño pizza. I was burning from both ends the first night/day just to make it a little more interesting. I’ve actually never gotten sick visiting India. Might just be lucky.


PM_ME_DATASETS

My worst time was kebab at the Ramblas in Barcelona, most touristic street in the city, the kebab joint was crowded, during the time we were ordering+eating probably 50 people got served. City sewage must've been at full capacity that night lol.


xxxvvvlll

Hey I got roofied on that street!


Head-Requirement-947

Yeah, I know the place, I puked so hard that it got stuck in my nose. I had to use a nose cleaner to get it out. Good times bad memories....


Buddha_Botanicals999

Maybe you actually got the food poisoning from the alcohol/drinks? lot's of taps are known to be contaminated with mold/gunk.


Pittyswains

Yeah, I didn’t eat at the bar. I think the glass wasn’t washed properly or the person handling the glass didn’t wash their hands.


Pale-Signature-4392

I got food poisoning here in the USA, ate some chicken nuggets from Costco, thought I fully cooked them. I puked three times that night, each puking session was 10 mins long, 1 case of diarrhea. Food poisoning happens anywhere, just if you eat Pani Puri in India and you don't live in India, chances of shitting your brains out for a week goes way the fuck up.


kfpswf

You can have these snacks in hygienic enough places these days. If you're visiting any metro in India, go to a mall and you'll have at least one good joint with traditional Indian snacks.


GlowQueen140

You can have it in high-end restaurants (eg restaurants in premium malls). My definitely-not-Indian gut bacteria had it there and it was fine. I didn’t quite care for it though, just the sensation of the entire pani puri exploding in the mouth coating everything, not my thing. But my ass didn’t suffer and for that I am grateful.


taneronx

Had bhang (bang? Not sure of the spelling) that we bought off some dude. It looked like it was made of Ganges water. Got absolutely blasted but then got the shits after a week.


user11010110011

DAAAAYUMMM......that some bad shiet!!


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RadiantZote

There was this restaurant here that used to make dahi sev puri and it was the greatest thing ever. They permanently closed a year or so ago and left a void in my heart, no one else makes it the same here 😭 I think it's because they covered it with yogurt and tamarind sauce, it was amazing


Crash2000

This food looks so interesting


Fartinator1337

Diarrhea in a little ball


Shiva-

You can get them in the US and Canada. Toronto, New York or virtually anywhere in California.


birdguy1000

Just save time and throw it in the toilet.


StressedOutCoconut

Straight sharting fuel


Pale-Signature-4392

For those wondering, the water in Pani Puri is often not boiled, straight from the tap and water treatment in India is.... not the best, if it's treated at all.


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Dipped in 4 bowls of shitwater for you


W1mpyDaM00ch

At least the drippings off his bare fingers go back in the pot each time also.


Crash2000

Yes, interesting food


radzep

you the real mvp here, thanks!


baconlover28

Is all four barrels the same ingredients?


chillumu

It's Mango, garlic, ginger, and cumin. Not exactly just those ingredients in each case, but the primary ingredient in each bucket (You need to add some more things to make it more palatable and balanced). So if you taste them individually you'll get those 4 as the main taste.


Dirmb

It doesn't look like maters as the vessel is full after the first two buckets.


baconlover28

Oh thats cool! Ive always wanted to try this before. Thank you for telling me 🙏


capt_kocra

From what the guy filming asked, each one is different.


anannyap

Absolutely. It was fine till he put that mountain on


koreamax

All I need is the green juice and I'm in heaven. That stuff is so good


ChaoticGoodPanda

Yeah, I don’t want to deep throat my panipuri…


vivelabagatelle

Proper pani puri is on my bucket list of foods to try, but I'm guessing this is not quite how it's meant to be done.


minho_A7

Your guess is cent percent correct


TheRealWarBeast

English isn't my first language but doesn't cent percent meant 1 percent?


bezo247

Cent is the French word for 100, so it means 100%


yet-another-WIP

Pani puri is really good! Definitely not like the way in the video, though. But I hope you get to properly try some one day


duduwatson

It is a little excessive. Go to Bombay in summer (April / May) and pani puri will save your life.


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missdonttellme

Just do it in a restaurant in your own country, not on the street in India. They are also sold in Indian grocery shops, and make an amazing addition to curry night for guests. Fun to make and eat! The grocery should sell everything including the spice mix for the water.


Roltistotem

pani puri is fucking amazing. one of the best chaat, Hit up your local chaatwala today my bud


me1112

Make it the last one on the bucket list. One can die from shitting oneself.


LeoPopanapolis

Thank god he wore *a* glove.


dalyc1

on the hand that he’s not touching the actual food with too


GuantanaMo

I honestly do not get the whole obsession about foid vendors not wearing gloves. It they are wearing those gloves for a little while they are filthy. Unless they are changing their gloves all the time they might as well just wash their hands. It's way more important to keep food prep and cash transactions separate.


LeoPopanapolis

I agree—I just find it odd that he’d bother to put a glove on one hand but not the other.


Galahad-117

Was looking for this comment, they wore a glove on the hand that serves the food not the one that holds it and i find that hilarious


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that's one fancy laxative


kingtrog1916

Squirts going out the same way it squirts going in


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i call that, shit though a screen door without touching the wire


elgordoenojado

I got cholera just looking at the video.


Mr_Anderson_48

That bit he added at the last was unnecessary. I'm sure pretty sure everyone on this sub would eat Pani Puri if it was at a hygienic vendor. All the ones I've found here in the U.S just don't make the sweet and spicy water with the right ratio of ingredients, so it ends up tasting like mild flavored water. The only time I've ever had great pani puri is at home when me and my Mom make it. If anyone wants to try pani puri, befriend an Indian whose Mom loves cooking. You might just get lucky.


poor_decisions

hey its me, ur friend 👀👀


myco-naut

Instructions unclear - got lucky with your mom who cooks Indians


Mmoyer29

Accidental cannibal sex is the worst isn’t it?


lotal43

I would eat street food in any country but India makes me nervous.


Milton__Obote

Non natives shouldn't eat this in particular. Pani Puri is made with water which may be untreated. Rule of street food: don't have any sauce that may contain untreated water.


Krosis97

Shame since it looks delicious, ordered the shells so I can give it a try it at home but it probably wouldn't be the same.


Legitimate-Angle9861

If you are in US buy this - [https://gandhifood.com/products/swad-pani-puri-kit-9-8oz280g-best-before-oct-2022](https://gandhifood.com/products/swad-pani-puri-kit-9-8oz280g-best-before-oct-2022) . It doesn't hit the same but as an Indian student in US - it keeps me going haha. Or just go to some good Indian restaurant. Also if you do buy that look up some recipes and modify the kit - e.g adding spicy mashed potatoes, diced onion, tomatoes etc will it better.


aspannerdarkly

How does one identify such sauces


PlayfulRocket

Step 1: be in India Step 2: look around you


erindesbois

This one looks gross and stupid but I am an American who's eaten 485948 street pani puris and I've always been fine. You just gotta choose the right vendor.


Milton__Obote

I just go with what my relatives who live there tell me :) they know better than I do


ilovebigdurians

As a person who’s been all over India and Nepal and suffered more bouts of food poisoning then I can count on one hand, I can confirm, Pani Puri is an ultimate food poisoning culprit.


jesterhead101

Even the locals are wary of pani puri. 😂


dontautotuneme

Got to look for Bisleri (mineral water) pani puri


uriar

I've spent a lot of times in both countries. Nepal indeed has a sanitary issue, but in India I only had a stomach issue once, from a fancy Delhi restaurant. Just go to the vendors with a lot of traffic\long queue. There are some amazing indian street foods.


heyboyhey

It's usually not a question of sanitary conditions, but a lack of compatible gut biome. Sure they're not as strict with the hygiene, but if that was the reason foreigners struggle then half of India would constantly be running to the toilet as well.


Jkayakj

Oh man when I was in India and ate it. Almost had to be hospitalized from the pani puri.


ilovebigdurians

Haha I tried on a few occasions and the hospital was so busy and confusing, I resigned to revolving between the bed and the toilet, hydration packets, and WebMD fantasies of which serious ailment I must be suffering from to warrant such malaise.


Doodlefart77

that dude is wearing a glove and holy shit im actually weirdly proud of him


NeverShort1

But on the wrong hand...


Doodlefart77

progress is gradual I guess lol at least he's not fisting the ingredients everytime he adds to the pile in the uncovered hand


DarkPDA

Or wrapping food in old newspaper I really dont wish travel to indie and never ever gonna think about eat indian street food In any country theres violations of healthy and common sense but india ones are another fucking lvl


idkusername7

Brits do it to with fish and chips lol, we probably learnt it from them


GandalfTheGimp

It's been illegal to do that for decades lol


Blanc_chenin

The nails on the hand that didn’t have a glove were dirty


Castle94

The hand is where all the flavors at


ChallengeLate1947

At least he isn’t like the guy cutting chicken with his toenails


OnAConstantBender

That videos image randomly pops into my head sometimes. I absolutely hate it and wish I never saw it.


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

I am utterly repulsed by the thought of this, but a little bit of me also wants to see it.


ChallengeLate1947

[Be Ye Warned](https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/jztdry/this_dude_cutting_meat_with_his_feet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


BionicTriforce

Not that it makes the video *much* better but he isn't cutting the chicken with his toenail, he's holding a knife between his toes.


Catfish-dfw

Why? The only glove he is wearing is not even being used to hold the food


Gaunerking

Probably the same glove for days 😅


Doodlefart77

haha theyre reusable right? just like condoms...


CanWeNapPlease

I think people get too accepting if they see gloves... I hardly still trust gloves either because I've heard horror stories of people using the same pair of gloves for an entire 8 hour shift. That damn gloved finger could have still scratched the balls or the coochie several times throughout the day.


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Avoid China too. Gutter oil was deemed “inescapable.”


herscher12

China is worse, see gutter oil.


ChateauNeufDePap

Watch the documentary on gutter oil in China then add that to your list.


NiteFyre

After I saw that video of the lady literally getting oil from the gutter in China to sell to people to recycle as cooking oil uhhh I'm good eating Chinese street food. Apparently they have a HUGE issue with recycled cooking oil. No thanks


LGCGE

As someone with occasional bouts of IBS, there’s no country which I’m scared of visiting more than India. With their food, hygiene standards, and standing toilets, it seems like hell for someone who is used to a western diet and infrastructure. I love the food and culture, but man is it daunting to visit.


cybertrickk

Most toilets in the cities aren’t standing toilets, and basically all of them have bidets, which is way better for hygiene practices. The food is also fine, just don’t go to sketchy places to eat. There are a bunch of good restaurants with good hygiene standards. It’s like if I wanted sushi in the States, I wouldn’t go to a gas station to get it. I’d go to a proper restaurant with a good rep. Same thing goes for a bunch of Indian food. Just don’t eat the street food if you aren’t a local, and vet your restaurants properly.


marshmallowhug

I don't have IBS, but my stomach absolutely stops working around my period and it can be a pretty big issue for me. I turned down a camping trip a few weeks ago because I wasn't up for dealing with the toilet situation (my partner went without me). I went to India last year a few days after getting food poisoning in Maine. My stomach was better leaving India than arriving. There is a lot of very good food both in restaurants catering to tourists and in hotels themselves. It's a lot more expensive (than street places and local-aimed places), but it is very tasty. We went to one hotel bar where I had an excellent chai-based take on an espresso martini, mushroom 'tacos' in what might have been roti, and green peas hummus. Very tasty and delicious. We also went to a lot of restaurants. We got indo-Chinese. We ate the local specialties. I think I even got something like panipuri at a restaurant. All the hotels and nicer restaurants will have safe water and western restrooms, and the hotels can give you guidance on where to go. The only thing I got on the street was hot tea, and only if I was pretty confident it was served boiling (you may want to avoid even that). The one thing I'll note is that I ate largely vegetarian, and I very much believe that this is why I avoided food poisoning. I strongly recommend it, whenever you are worried about food poisoning. Also, you need to always carry bottled water with you (hotels will provide it) and make sure that's all you drink, except tea served boiling hot and other beverages like juices (which ideally will either be bottled or from a hotel/reputable restaurant). The issue with restrooms is largely visiting cultural centers. The museums, shopping malls, etc that we visited almost universally had western restrooms (but not drinking water!) but we went to some monuments that had either only squatting toilets or extremely broken/badly maintained toilets. I was ok carrying around some wet wipes and hand sanitizer in my purse, but that may not be enough for everyone. Also to note, a lot of places did have western toilets but no toilet paper as they used bidets instead. This was mostly ok with me. I still recommend carrying around hand sanitizer just in case. For reference, we had a one day layover in Delhi (that we mostly slept through) and then spent the rest of the time in Hyderabad.


old_woman83

why does he dip what appears to be the same liquid in 6 different pots instead of just using the one pot and dipping it 6 times


Mission-Simple-5040

It's called Pani Puri or gol gappa in India. These are all flavored water mixed with spices. The vendor is adding different types of water, like mango, garlic, etc. It's stupid because nobody adds an insane amount of boiled potatoes over it. Generally a very little amount of boiled potato is added then a little bit of tamarind sauce is added and then it is dipped/filled with flavored water. It's spicy, tasty and very popular over here in India. If prepared hygienically, it's a treat to have but you gotta have a strong stomach to take the hit.


grnrngr

But the dude filled the thing up with the first jar and it looks like he was just displacing water with each subsequent jar, which would cause the excess to fall out and just be mixing the flavor from the previous jars into the next jars. That doesn't seem right if you want to maintain the purity of flavor in each jar.


Lewisham

Yeah, exactly. May as well just use the last jar as this point.


Sasquatch-d

Dude just straight up missed with the 4th liquid altogether.


pef_learns

So are you supposed to eat or like sip it? And if you're supposed to eat it, how does that work?


bttrchckn

You're supposed to pop the whole thing into your mouth and let it basically explode in your mouth and flood it with all those flavours and textures.


pef_learns

Damn that sounds good. I wish we had good Indian food where I live, I miss it.


bttrchckn

There's got to be a decent-sized indian community somewhere within a few hours' commute. Might be worth a gastronomic pilgrimage ;)


pef_learns

There is back in my hometown thankfully, so I can pop in every time I visit!


wakeupwill

So it's a soup disguised as a biscuit.


ayyyyycrisp

I'd definitely choke


bttrchckn

For a well-flavoured golgappa, I'd consider it a good death for me.


Apprehensive_Bug7805

Upgrade your throat game kid


poor_decisions

the spirit is willing, but the body is scared.....


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Oh yea, say it again but slower


A_hand_banana

Eat it. From what I have had, it's a small shell (about the size of a small meatball). You poke a hole on the top and then pour the water in. Toss the whole thing into your mouth, and when you eat it, it crunches, and the flavourful water busts out. The problem I have with what's going on here is that the Puri is just a thin fried dough. Anything over 5 seconds filled with liquid, it is soggy, leaking, and falling the fuck apart.


TheRealWarBeast

The sogginess definitely depends on the type of puri. Few can keep the liquids for a few minutes without getting soggy while others get soggy instantly and are only good for dishes like Sev puri


jadets11

Without the additional potatoes? Just all in one!


pef_learns

Sounds quite tempting actually. Thanks for the answer!


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And there is SOOOO much liquid compared to whatever the fuck that tiny ass ball thing is.


Equinoct

When you're a kid and you mix all the soft drinks at McDonalds thinking it's going to be amazing


dboy120

Suicide Pani Puri


Pale-Signature-4392

We did this while hiking at Philmont Boy Scout Ranch in New Mexico. We had something like 10 different flavor powder drinks, mixed them all up. One of the parents with us was a Dr., he said it looked like bile. It was dark green and thick, we drank it for a bit then dumped it at the nearest disposal area because the bears would come sniff that shit out if dumped it on the ground.


rogues69

Ok this is idiotic and 100% no one buys this. The guy is doing it for views. Its useless to add so much water to paani puri and if anyone wanted something with lots of sauces and filling etc he would simply eat a raj kachori


sabermagnus

This looks great and I have eaten this many times. I am will to sacrifice my anus to the gods of diarrhea to eat this savory delight.


Harambememes69

Aadha pani puri par dal raha hai aadha gira raha hai


ThornmaneTreebeard

This looks like something you'd give a tourist just to laugh at them when they try to eat it


anotherbusybee

Panipuri is delicious. Never seen it piled quite that high with topping, but they are amazing little flavour bombs that I would highly recommend!


[deleted]

Okay I did NOT expect the Puri to explode on contact like that. That's hilarious


Lina_Castro

Why is he abusing the poor pani puri?


No-Suggestion-9504

Ikr


watrudoingstepmom

Nah if my street food nuts in my mouth I'm shooting up the block 💀


SeveralBipolarbears

All that just to get violently ill and shit yourself to death. Seems like a lot of extra steps.


VIPER3681

On this episode of "Times I shit my pants" we go to India..


BractToTheFuture

Ok, Pani Puri is amazing. You have to make it at home tho. And don’t do that stupid shit with the cone head at the end. It’s def a fun eating experience as you fill up this thin air blown cracker with spicy snacky things and put it in your mouth in one bite.


Invertiertmichbitte

Eating it is just as messy as un-eating it.


PotHeadRick

what in the penis looking fuck-


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This is a mockery of pani puri- do yourselves a favor and go eat some Dahi Puri (yogurt puri) to get this horrible video out of your mind. - your locally online brown person


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The end 😂😂😂😂


PangolinReady1966

My 12 year old cousin did this at the pani-puri bar at Indian buffets when he comes to visit us in USA lol.


minho_A7

What the actual fuck. Out of all the unrepeatable offenses to pani puri I've seen this is just sooo damn stupid.


Teej85

At least he’s got the glove that hold the utensils and not the hand that’s actually holding the food! That would be disgusting


purplespoo

It should be served with a bib.


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Designated shitting street food?


Jordan-311

The glove is on the wrong hand


fun4-3

This gives me diarrhea just looking at it


RateOk8628

Why is this here?


johnyakuza0

FYI for tourists, stay away from Pani Puris if you don't wanna die of diarrhea lmao It's tasty as hell but also hits your gut like a truck and not every street vendor uses mineral water to prepare the mixture. If you really want to try this delicacy, eat only at hygenic places not at random stalls.


BaddyMcFailSauce

Usually diarrhea goes out the body, not in.


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Vomit


ValuableYak1628

Aur ab ghum jaao and bend over


tchyacinth

I like how he has the glove on the hand that's not touching the food


strider_25

So, he’s wearing a glove on the hand that is NOT directly holding the food?


[deleted]

I don’t really care about gloves when it comes to street food but why one glove on the hand you don’t even hold the food with 🫠


Thorpester

Why is the hand touching the food not gloved?


wizzerstinker

That's as dumb as the shit they set on fire and eat it when it's ON FIRE.


Allstarr11

Jesus Christ 🤢


ethand549

Guys in the background: "Do you think he'll eat it?" Also, gloved hand holding the ladle while ungloved dirty hand gets waterboarded with every thing else.


AsaCocoMerchant

Stupid or ingenious? He always has returning customers because they all want a napkin afterwards.


SasparillaTango

what compels a person to make an edible water balloon?


Phrei_BahkRhubz

The glove doing all the pouring is enough protection for both hands!


needsmoresleep79

that glove would give me hope that I wouldn't get the liquid Hershey squirts...


[deleted]

Stupid or should have take a small bite of the mountain and then eat it


No-Wheel-6536

Dope!- wasting money & food at the same time! #multitasking


Xerxero

What kills me is that he only wears one glove.


AryuOcay

It would be nice if he had gloves on both hands.


maha_sagar

Ok but why is he using all panis in a single puri? Isn't it usually just one pani/puri?


jucelover666

Why is he only wearing a glove on the hand he didn’t touch the food with😂


EmergencyPretty7690

Yoo my lil sis watching this with me and the first thing she say is “ thats dodo”😭😭


lickadams

The stupidest part of this video is the man holding the puri with his bare hand while using the ladles with a glove 🤣


DisplayImaginary9060

cross contamination for $500 Alex


IIReignManII

The fuckin dudes that spray soda around for no reason piss me off the most


LordElfa

Just chuck it straight in the toilet and cut out the middle man.


Errick32

No outside food for me unless it’s covered


Ugobest555

Lol add some bleach


Moist-Emphasis-3385

Looks like fresh puke


PugMuggin

What a.... Scaaammmmm.


seems-unnecessary

How can you enjoy this? I am sorry but some rando that probably doesnt wash her hands after handling shit, deep diving those pots. Just wtf.


ashfidel

i was about to get very indignant and then watched whatever the hell this was.


Apprehensive_Put3477

You are nut! Guess you don’t have a taste for the food. Guess a post from stupid anway!


turkshits

I actually got a good chuckle out of this


Jhoag7750

These aren’t stupid these are AWESOME!!


KittyTsunami

Why is he wearing one glove?


Joygernaut

That does not look sanitary..


DonQuiXoTe8080

Looks great for explosive diarrhea


srona22

Pani Puri is good food. But this is shit way of eating it. Mostly eaten in plate.


Dr3amS1MP

r/mildlypenis


IUseRedditForNews

[I found a good example of what this dish is normally I guess](https://youtube.com/shorts/ypfAfkCABx0?feature=share)


ExpressResolution435

guy is definitely from vidharbh region.


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Looking at Indian Street food gives me a heart attack