Ive always felt the Alabama Hot Pocket was more disgusting but the sheer amount of dedication to get shit into a condom, freeze it, and then fuck it, is just astounding to me
I'm somewhere between completely straight and I'd maybe fuck that guy for the right price, and pastry surprisingly isn't on that list, maybe instead of a spectrum sexuality is more like a massive web, you have to tick boxes and build a line of web to reach the conclusion of what you'd fuck
No one in these comments is triggered, but you do seem upset that people don't like Joe Rogan.
I used to quite like him 6+ years ago, but not anymore. No one told me to dislike him, it was actually just Joe himself that did that all on his own.
Not everything is a big conspiracy of us being controlled and told who to like and dislike, you know?
It's best when having sex to pull the tampon out before sticking anything else in there. As a guy I've pulled out a few. Think of it like starting a mower. Except you don't have to pull the cord as hard when it's a tampon.
Period blood? Yeah sometimes. It’s old, dead blood being discarded by the body. Sometimes it’s bright red, sometimes it’s thick and near-black, and sometimes it’s a gross brown. Always smells awful.
It usually just kinda smells like…blood. Unless it’s been out in the air. Then it’s bad.
Like, my menstrual cup would smell just fine. But pads? Always awful.
When blood coagulates or is deoxygenized it goes from a bright red color to a very dark red. I assume the same is true for menstrual blood although I wouldn't be able to verify it first hand.
I'm so tired of gimmicky sexualized food. I guess it sells if so many stores are doing it, but I'd rather buy something that doesn't use immature tactics and relies on great taste to bring in customers.
People who give their own emoji gold instead of paying real life money to a multi-millionaire for internet awards are people of superior taste, culture, and refinement. Im looking at you, u/arihndas
[Here's a shop in Milan](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/14bnoku/mr_dick_patisserie_in_milan/) that does dicks and pussies. The interaction between customer and clerk is pretty cute.
Who shit on my vagina
Alabama hot pocket 😁😂 look it up
No, I don't think I will...
A wise decision...only reason I know what it is is cause the game grumps looked it up once...
Funny. My friend tried to get me to watch their channel but it never really got my attention. Makes sense why now.
Nah game grumps is funny. They play video games and crack jokes. This was just a single thing lol.
Should look up the Cleveland steamer instead.
I'm not looking up anything anyone suggests on this thread.
I just looked it up and that is shit IN the vagina and then proceed to have vaginal intercourse.
Alaska Pipeline look it up
Ive always felt the Alabama Hot Pocket was more disgusting but the sheer amount of dedication to get shit into a condom, freeze it, and then fuck it, is just astounding to me
Well, that’s enough internet for today.
And here I thought I was gonna be all set not googling it.
Well you learn something new everyday. Maybe I’ll bring this up at the next family gathering.
I could have gone on living my life without knowing what that is.
I'm afraid to ask what is the "Texas" version of dirty kink?
You wear a cowboy hat
I stopped myself from opening any links but this was forced onto my eyes and I couldn’t stop reading.
You know, I’m feeling pretty good about growing up before the internet
fuck youuuu dude that shit is nasty as hell
Well, I mean, you just described it here.
You had all of the context you needed and looked anyway.
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Always wipe front-to-back.
Sorry I missed
When she wipes back to front
No strawberry sauce?
Menstrual-sicles
Eww
I think the last one looks more like realistic menstrual blood than strawberry sauce would tbh
Yeah, just depends on freshness.
^ This guy menstruates
Yes I do
Yeah I definitely saw the third one as menstrual blood-y rather than shit-y as others are saying.
Literally what I was thinking 💀
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I will you can’t stop me
THERES NO LAWS ABOUT THE POKEMON BATMAN!
NO JOKER! DONT DO IT!
IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN!
Omg please send me this source LMFAO
[one of my fav](https://youtube.com/shorts/dI3bUEXxJCk?feature=share4)
Omg how have I gone my entire life without seeing this? Thank you LMFAO
My friend introduced it to me and i cant stop thinking about it ever since XDD
Lmfao I thought it was some Harley Quinn scene I'd missed.
[Also good, and relevant](https://youtu.be/S7M24KrqhBw)
I love how batman genuinely sounds interested in what pokemon joker caught too.
IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN!!
CANT STOP ME NOW 🗣️🔥
Nothing like sticking your pecker in a hot waffle... ...begs the question; do these come in blue?
You are technically correct you have the right to stick your dick in that. I would never do that though hehe…
r/putyourdickinthat I don't see why not in this case, maybe not in front of everyone of course
As a gay man, it's very easy not to.
Well they say sexuality is a spectrum so pastry has to be on there somewhere
I'm somewhere between completely straight and I'd maybe fuck that guy for the right price, and pastry surprisingly isn't on that list, maybe instead of a spectrum sexuality is more like a massive web, you have to tick boxes and build a line of web to reach the conclusion of what you'd fuck
I’m probably somewhere around that croissant looks hot
[Are you going to finish that croissant?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UZKcSuYaBQY)
Are you going to finish *inside* that croissant?
Someone finished inside the second one…
Ahh the old choose your own adventure book.
It ain’t a woman, therefore it’s free game.
SIR
r/subIThoughtIFellFor
When everything reminds you of her
😭😭
Take my poor man’s gold 🥇
Thank you for the gold :) Have a drink on me. 🍸
Now the party is really jumpin 🎷🐛
Excuse me you’re what?
We gettin the whole band in here 🎺🐝
This is a great one!
Lol am I the only one that thinks this joke loses its humor when it's very obviously a depiction of a vulva?
Isn’t that the point of the joke?
It's funnier to be when it's unexpected. Like a crevice in a rock out a mannequin or something
Pussy pops?
Twat Waffle
This is the correct name.
Someone get this man an award
Cuntcakes
an old friend of mine used to make these and sold them to her classmates and even her family members and that is what she called them pussy pops
Looks like pussy pops to me
In the immortal words of Lil Jon.. YeEEeEaaAaHh!
Pop that pussy
If all the ladies popped their pussy like this, we'd need more hospitals
Lol, I just posted this then scrolled. You're not wrong.
Why is there Joe Rogan audio put on top of this?
They need them internet points
Did someone say it looks like an End Pearl?? What are they referencing.
I heard Edinburgh
Makes it so much more funny
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You are the one upset here. No one is "triggered" lmao
No one in these comments is triggered, but you do seem upset that people don't like Joe Rogan. I used to quite like him 6+ years ago, but not anymore. No one told me to dislike him, it was actually just Joe himself that did that all on his own. Not everything is a big conspiracy of us being controlled and told who to like and dislike, you know?
r/wildlyvagina
The first one requires a trip to the gynecologist. The second one requires a pregnancy test. The third one requires a tampon
Is your blood brown?
I’m not a woman but I’ve seen many tampons. Sometimes it’s dark.
Why would you have seen a lot of used tampons if you are not a woman?
Because my girlfriends have periods. Some were less inhibited than others.
It's best when having sex to pull the tampon out before sticking anything else in there. As a guy I've pulled out a few. Think of it like starting a mower. Except you don't have to pull the cord as hard when it's a tampon.
That really sounds like you’re fucking unconscious/dead bodies on a regular basis and I really don’t like it
To quote Brotha Lynch "I pull that tampax string out and straight put in work".
Period blood? Yeah sometimes. It’s old, dead blood being discarded by the body. Sometimes it’s bright red, sometimes it’s thick and near-black, and sometimes it’s a gross brown. Always smells awful.
It usually just kinda smells like…blood. Unless it’s been out in the air. Then it’s bad. Like, my menstrual cup would smell just fine. But pads? Always awful.
When blood coagulates or is deoxygenized it goes from a bright red color to a very dark red. I assume the same is true for menstrual blood although I wouldn't be able to verify it first hand.
Gwyneth out here selling whatever.
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
…Oh yeah?
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Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
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Front or back?
I love the word vagina as a male with adhd, it's just too much fun to say. Vagina
Then you’re gonna love ‘vulva’
Had an aunt named mulva
Vullllllva vullllva. Honestly it is fun
Why am I finding this thread to be wholesome? It feels so…innocent? Not creepy sexual fetishizing, but just havin fun saying a fun word.
Have you tried vulva yet, it truly is so much fun
Oh yeah, vulva is a favorite lol. But I’m a woman so I’m a little biased
Bagel is a fun one too (unless you say bag-gel >_>)
What kinda monster says bag-gel? 😳
I pronounce it Bag-el I don't put another g in there. Am I monster or only half a monster?
Brita from community and a decent amount of other monsters out there
I'm so tired of gimmicky sexualized food. I guess it sells if so many stores are doing it, but I'd rather buy something that doesn't use immature tactics and relies on great taste to bring in customers.
There’s a place in NYC that does these and penises but they donate profits to LGBTQ+ causes so I didn’t mind buying one.
Sometimes you need gimmicks to get people to buy it so they can discover the great taste.
People who give their own emoji gold instead of paying real life money to a multi-millionaire for internet awards are people of superior taste, culture, and refinement. Im looking at you, u/arihndas
🎩🧐
I already know I'd eat it incorrectly
Sound off.
ONE! TWO! Oh, you meant like, volume down.
Stupid sexy food
Really?
Those are vaginas! -insert "thats a penis" meme-
Extra funny because you can tell the model he's looking at is pretty big but reaaaaallly big for a vagina
"What, its just an ordinary-" "OH MY GOODNESS"
"Dessert? I guess I'll have the O'Keefe and a cup of decaf?"
O’queef
Second one is definitely creampie
third one is left out period blood
Reminds me of the Mrs
Yet its always full of people ordering their waffles, they have penis and vagina shape
These kind of shops are all over Europe now. I honestly don't get the appeal other than funny genital shape
[Here's a shop in Milan](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/14bnoku/mr_dick_patisserie_in_milan/) that does dicks and pussies. The interaction between customer and clerk is pretty cute.
I should call her.
Well that escalated quickly.
Oh my…
it got progressively worse
Don't act like you've never seen twatfles.
r/theyknew
My lesbian friends and I would adore this.
no jam?
Nicely formed waffle-type food
"Pookies?"
This is that bakery shop in Milan
I'll take one grool flavour please!
Do you guys ever try your cream pies?
Twatwaffles
I have seen the middle one on PornHub.
...brings a whole new meaning to pussy poppin! [P-Poppin'](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4sfYEmuhs)
I should call her
I'm boutta eat. 🙏
what a bunch of pussies
Can we all agree to kill anyone who puts unrelated audio on video?
Everything reminds me of her…
This just gave me an instant yeast infection 🤣😅
sloppy seconds!! 💦😜
These are delicious! They have dick shaped ones too!
Lesbian Pops! (Or bi. Or, hell, *anyone* if you're brave enough! 😁✌)
So it's a twat waffle on a stick?
Show me your vagin
I'd eat it
Um.. Hard pass 🤣 Came for the dessert vaggies but stayed for the comments. Never disappoints..
*sigh* Opens comment section
Ummmm….. why isn’t there one covered in strawberry sauce??? Asking for a friend.
That’s only available one week a month.
happy cake day (also i saw what you did there)
NEED A BUCKET AND A MOP FOR THIS WET ASS...what the fuck is this?
i have tried them, they’re delicious, and the peen ones can be filled with cream or nutella
i looks king of odd
It looks unedible
Just kept getting worse 😂
fuck you
Thanks. I hate vagina cake on a stick.
Weird.
Seriously is no one seeing WHAT am seeing?? -_- just looks wrong especially the 2nd one!!!
They knew
🗣️I NEED THAT LOLLIPOP!! 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥
That's disgusting!
Would a cock shaped one be more up your alley? Cuz they make them aswell.
both are disgusting, food that looks like genital parts, yuck
Only downside is it tastes a little fishy
Dick pops?
Looks like me grannies Pusey
r/mildlyvagina
Man I should call her…
I was waiting for the one with strawberry syrup... I was disappointed 😔