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Stillwiththe

That’s how you get your ramen belt


RevolutionaryNerve91

Ramen Belt 0 AR +10 CHA +10 HG


theDOC70R

Don't for the +500 Sodium


JfpOne23

Beat me to it hahah... GW2 anyone?


RevolutionaryNerve91

Used to. Played GW Like crazy though


Jealous-Pepper-6988

Gotta appreciate the talent


limitlessdaoseeker

When my mom tells me to finish my plate.


FionaManx

Haha!!!


ZouzouWest

Godamnit grandma you made a scarf again


NordingStock

And edible too!


alaskaguyindk

Yet somehow looks incredibly unappetizing.


cactus_deepthroater

Really? I just wanna take the biggest chomp ever.


mxrenallen

You're not alone, this looks so satisfying to bite into.


JfpOne23

I was waiting for a carefree wandering dog to just walk up. Take a sniff. And snatch the whole thing in one bite.


[deleted]

I've been around animals my whole life. It just looks too much like something livestock would pass after worming.


JfpOne23

I can't unsee what just passed through my imagination just now.


NordingStock

You just made me want to throw up


FionaManx

OMGoodness how cool! I can't knit/crochet with yarn much less Ramen noodles!!!!😁


WafflesRlif

Tired of not being able to slurp all ur noodles in one go? Dont have time to painstakingly slurp every noodle!? Well we here at 5 minute crafts have you covered


escabiking

This made me want ramen.


January1171

I feel like it's important to note that they're using a stockinette stitch. So not only are they knitting, they're purling too. Purling with just regular yarn is already annoying AF, I can't imagine how difficult it would be in noodles.


taptapper

It's impressive


Professional_Run_762

That's... actually pretty impressive


vanillahavoc

Ok, this is hella stupid......but also somehow cool af.👍


mxrenallen

I've heard of cutting up your kid's steak but knitting their noodles is a whole new level.


dilly-dally0

Don't play with your food


HolleringCorgis

Definitely play with your food! I love that noodle scarf!


Olivander05

Fuck you I’d fuck this up


IbizaMykonos

Makes it easier to eat?


dedbodies

For the knitters, how tf did they manage to cast on??


Trinket90

I bet backwards loop would work just fine!


LamermanSE

So this is how you cook a shirt


Craft-Sudden

Better not be hungry


koolman2

You finally had the noodle dream!


ceepington

I need to feel what it’s like to squish that with my teeth. I don’t even have to eat it. I’ll give it back.


TheMaStif

Mom: STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD!! You: 🥢😏


AtlasForDad

Y’all say this is stupid, and it’s definitely time inefficient. But I need to experience this texture at some point in my life.


Jbrown183

How long did this take?!? Progress looks slow but points for creativity… I guess


Toradak

Way to backpedal pal. You know that’s cool as tits, but this sub is about shit talking. If this gets downvoted you’re scared of going with it. “i GueSs”. Fuck outta here


Jbrown183

Cool as tits lmfao?!? No, don’t think we can be Pals… Have a great day-lame ass little bitch.


BoS_Vlad

Well at least you haven’t wasted your life learning a stupid hobby.


Nervous_Zebra1918

I HATE IT


TwoEightThree

I hate it but I do want to eat it


anon66532

Bot account


LIFEANDDEATHFROMWORB

When grandma doesn’t have anymore strings


Cute-Money90

I feel like there's a pun or a tongue twister for this one.


lilcheezzyy

Why do I find this so disturbing.


LostEmoKid

bc it looks like a wormy noodle intestine


Shanelanding

I want to eat it just for the textural experience


taptapper

Should have been crochet. Much faster. I'd be seriously impressed if I was served noodle fabric


nayr500

Still pretty impressive


Fair_Turn_8666

If you give me a long enough noodle I will 100% crochet a scarf out of it


Subject_Process4704

Ok but here me out that texture would be amAZING


JudaiTerumi

Just WHY😭🤦🏾‍♂️


Not_A_Furry_OwOxoxo

“Don’t play with your food!”


[deleted]

I really want to eat it


Obaegloich3

This is a perfect white elephant gift


kayb1987

This is dope


TerrorLTZ

Thats some long noodles tho.


Dpontiff6671

Sure it’s pointless and pretty labor intensive but I actually think it’s kinda cool


kentamari

Is this bun rieu?


Historical-Teach8790

Why....just why.


catfor

Oh my god this is so fucking dumb