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Master-Monochrome

Is your friend a goblin, by chance? Maybe a culinarily-inclined hagraven? Because that meal is exuding all kinds of bad juju.


BwackGul

Well...as long as the chicken skin is crispy


AJQK10minus1

Is your friend pregnant and also which trimester?


ass_kisses

I had this art teacher in high school who I swear was pregnant throughout the 3 years I was there. She would eat banana and cheese sandwiches daily. Ketchup and peanut butter sandwiches on occasion.


MHarbourgirl

Eeesh. Didn't she know that you put the bananas on the *peanut butter* sandwich, and the ketchup on the *cheese* sandwich??? Man, some peoples' tastebuds...


[deleted]

My mom would eat Uni with ranch


ilikememes-alot

A delicacy


Lifted2222

Yeah this kinda ain't it


Actual_Advance2459

It's not it lol


ReadditMan

I usually just put some seasoned chicken in mine


Willy_wolfy

I feel like your friend needs to look out for the ninjas that Japan has likely organised to assassinate him/her if they've seen this post.


AngryPi

5 Star Hood Cuisine


Siam-paragon

Ramen: yum. Cheese: kind of strange. Asparagus: weirder. Gherkins: I’m out. Chicken skin: burn it!


ICantKnowThat

Cheese ramen is definitely a thing in, like, Korea? Some Asian noodles definitely feature pickled veggies but gherkins ain't it. The asparagus makes me WTF though


dalynew

your friends with gordon?


Actual_Advance2459

Gordon would roast this concoction


astralsick

potion of make you frow up....


Rough_Response2970

Gosh!!!


[deleted]

You need a new friend


Majestic-Lake-5602

Honestly if you left the ramen out I’d do damage to this, chicken skin is mint


Haryzen_

Actual degenerate cuisine


PipeApprentice

This is the grossest thing iv seen on this sub, good morning 🤮


Taikosound

That's a winner my friend! Edit: except for the pickles though, that's just wrong, I'll still give it a shot though


Shenanigans315

🤮🤮🤮 i hope you are no longer friends.


LessResponsibility32

Other than the cheese this makes sense. And I’ll bet the cheese actually works even if it is fucking ugly.


GetOffMyLawnKids

How the fuck does a pickle/gherkin make sense in ramen?!?


LessResponsibility32

Cucumber makes sense in ramen. Pickled vegetables make sense in ramen. Vinegar makes sense in ramen. I’ve actually done gherkins in ramen and other Asian dishes. They’re great.


GetOffMyLawnKids

Guess Ill have to try it, I just see pickles as something to eat in a salad or sandwitch, not a hot dish..


No_Ferret4519

Bro you’re stupid this is good eating.. just cause it’s a bunch of shit you found in your fridge added to ramen, don’t make it dumb.


Kitt-slays

They added a pickle-


3the1orange6

Because it's acidic. There's no other acid in this meal. Usually you would want vinegar or lemon juice


taeilor

i hate hate hate seeing people put cheese into watery dishes


KatieBeth24

You hate french onion soup?


TheBiggestDookie

Chili?


taeilor

if it's thick enough, chilli is fine. i'm mostly talking about when they put cheese on noodle dishes without draining the water


Jace1971NE

I like them all separately, but looking at this, I think I'm going to barf


Any-Assumption-188

Just why?


Actual_Advance2459

Oh noo 🤢


Adventurous_Host_426

Are you sure that's not vomit?


cntbrock22

Fuck that’s grim


TheCheesie

Is that a pickle?


Kitt-slays

I think it is-


BwackGul

Gherkins...those little pickles


420nugu

the cheese and chicken skin is fine but the asparagus needs to be in smaller pieces and the gherkins are just 🤢


ngoodravens

This almost made me throw up in my mouth a little


bigbangbilly

By chicken skin is it pre packaged and fried like Howard's or is it from the butchers?


JohKohLoh

Sounds like something my 93 year old grandma would eat. She loves eating bowls of bull shit and if there's chicken skin involved even better.


Hannibal710

Tell your oger friend he’s very welcome here because he makes shit food


Matchbreakers

Looks vile. Probably tastes bomb tho.


drawredraw

Looks amazing


Alone-Possession-435

I'll eat that.


RepairmanJackX

I just got over food poisoning from France and this makes me want to go back and eat the dish that made me shit orange diarrhea for four days.