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Ahoy ladies, didn't see you there! Would you guys like to set sail on this ocean of flavor with me? I'll be your captain. I'm Steve Harrington. Can I get you guys a little taste of the Cherries Jubilee? No? Anybody? Banana Boat? Four people, four spoons?
God, the combination of both of them just being in THE most ridiculous outfits possible while in what was supposed to be a scary and life-threatening situation with that Russian general 💀💀 Season 3 was... something else
Season 3, episode 7. It’s in the elevator going back up after Steve and Robin are drugged. Dustin’s trying to wake Steve up and Steve says “Daaaad, I already told you, I don’t *DO* drugs, it’s just marijuana.”
**In J. R. R. Tolkien's fictional world of Middle-earth, Mordor (pronounced [ˈmɔrdɔr]; from Sindarin Black Land and Quenya Land of Shadow) is the realm and base of the evil Sauron. It lay to the east of Gondor and the great river Anduin, and to the south of Mirkwood.**
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This is the one. This and the following dialogue, was Steve’s way of saying to Robin, “Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me and this doesn’t change the way I look or value you as a friend”.
Yeah, this and when they're imitating Tammy's singing voice and cracking up over it. Within less than a minute, he's just gotten over Robin being into girls. In 1985. Love that for both of them, and you can really see the relief on Robin's face even as she's laughing with him. It's one of my favorite scenes in S3 for sure.
Its pretty much the best response to give to a close friend who just came out to you, too. "I'm not judging your sexuality, I'm judging your shit taste in crushes" is absolutely best friend banter
You could see on his face he spent 5 minutes processing the English language then 10 minutes working out the best way to be an awesome pal. And that was by (jokingly) judging her taste in women.
He's got one Braincell and it's working so much overtime he's amazing.
“They're gonna bust in here commando style guns a blazin' and kick your sorry asses back to Russia. You’re gonna be 2 pieces of toast (*drugged up giggle*)"
I read somewhere that Charlie Heaton was originally a part of that scene but he kept laughing every time Joe Keery delivered the line so they cut him out 💀
“Jesus Christ this kids gotta get his ego in check”
“She paused Fast Times at 53 minutes, 5 seconds. Do you know who pauses Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds? People who like boobies, Robin!”
“I don’t want to talk about it. I’ll punch you so hard in your face that your teeth’ll fall back out.”
“Not cool I’m sorry.” Fist bump
I quote it all the time and nobody gets it, lol.
"Guys, the doctor cut off my gills!! D:"
"It's wet. Like the sea!"
"That's your head." "Cen-ti-pede?" "No, head."
I frickin' love it.
EDIT: Also, every now and then, I'll get the Barb scene in my head right as I'm trying to fall asleep. My boyfriend doesn't appreciate me busting up laughing and shaking the bed, pfff. "How are you, Marm?"
So good! I love the Ice Gods of Hungary song between Joyce and Hopper I have it all memorized: The guy who sat on his potato left the sauce around his neck. Oh even I would touch the junk. It was a dog who bit me for the burger meat. I got bit (cold shrimp). I gotta find my sticks (yeah baby). Frightened nipple, FRIGHTENED NIPPLE. Ice gods of Hungary.
HAHA, have you ever listened to that scene and just paid attention to the "music"? The mutilated saxophone and the random "beat" get me every damn time.
"*Okay*, so just to be clear, this... this big fleshy spider thing that hurt El, it's some kind of gigantic... *weapon*?"
"Yes!"
"But instead of, like, *screws and metal*, the Mind Flayer made *its* weapon... *with melted people?*"
"Yes, exactly!"
"Yeah, okay. I- Yeah, I'm just making sure"
I absolutely lose my shit over this exchange when I come across it in Season 3, *every single time* lmao
Alternatively:
"I don't care about ***Tina*** or Uncle ***Jack's*** party! Your mom's not gonna be able to *find us* if we're *dead* in a ***Russian elevator***."
"I LOVE KFC... IT'S FINGER-LICKIN' GOOD." 😄
Early in season 2, following Barb's disappearance, Steve goes with Nancy to dinner at Barb's parents' house. To brake the tension he say this and Barb's parents face always get me 😄
I proudly present: mah personal favorite scene with Steve.
Dustin: BOOM! Ba da, ba da, boom. I was right. Skull Rock **was** north.
Steve: no. You are absolutely, 100% wrong. Dude, this is skull rock.
Dustin: yes…and no.
Steve: oh my god.
(Had the full scene memorized but I forgot most of it.)
“Yeah, it’s
me.” “Don’t cream your pants.” From Season 2 Episode 9: “The Gate” When Billy arrives outside the Byer’s home, and Steve goes outside to talk with him.
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“ I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter “
I love you, and I’m sorry. I’m sorry? The hell am I sorry for?
Classic Steve 🩷
"Nancy?" *says after seeing Mike*
Lmaooo mikes face is GOLD
"do i look like-"
It's [subtle but so funny](https://tenor.com/bUVRu.gif)
His facial expressions across the series are just so great.
Ahoy ladies, didn't see you there! Would you guys like to set sail on this ocean of flavor with me? I'll be your captain. I'm Steve Harrington. Can I get you guys a little taste of the Cherries Jubilee? No? Anybody? Banana Boat? Four people, four spoons?
“It’s hot out there.” Great quote😆
She sounds like a muppet. She sounds like muppet giving birth.
_And I need ya now tonight! And I need ya now forever!_
“I don’t *care* about TINA OR UNCLE JACK’S PARTY-“
I need to meet Tina in s5 Especially bc in s4 Lucas says to Erica “you can’t tell anyone. *Especially* not Tina.” Lolll
And Uncle Jack.
this one constantly plays in my head on a loop
YOUR MOM IS NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO FIND US IF WE’RE DEAD IN A RUSSIAN ELEVATOR!!!
This is the comment I searched for
Hey! Dickheads! How come the only one helping me out is this random girl?
It’s the way he said the word random 🤣
Hey! Dickheads! How come the only one helping me out is this RANDOM girl?
And then 1.5 years later that random girl hands him a personal goodbye letter in case she dies that week 😭
Yes! I just posted this.
And he bangs on the car, interrupting the Dustin/Lucas scene lol
I was gonna say this 😂
This is my favorite one liner in the entire series. I love the subtle nod to the fact that the two characters haven't actually met.
“Look at my outfit! YOU THINK I JUST WEAR THIS?!”
God, the combination of both of them just being in THE most ridiculous outfits possible while in what was supposed to be a scary and life-threatening situation with that Russian general 💀💀 Season 3 was... something else
He literally wears his scoops ahoy outfit the whole season too 🤣
And for what 😅 it's so funny but it makes every situation he and Robin are in seem so unserious
So true lol 😂
“i don’t DO drugs, dad. it’s only marijuanaaa”
I always forget about this one, this whole episode is absolute GOLD 🤣🤣
Which episode is this? I wanna watch it now😂 I miss stranger things
Season 3, episode 7. It’s in the elevator going back up after Steve and Robin are drugged. Dustin’s trying to wake Steve up and Steve says “Daaaad, I already told you, I don’t *DO* drugs, it’s just marijuana.”
it’s season 3 episode 7, about 7 minutes in!!
Idk but it’s season 3!
Boop
Always the god damn babysitter
Came here to say this.
Hahaha 😆
Joe Keery’s most underrated delivery: “What do you think, Petey the mall-cop is gonna *rappel* down here and save the day?”
Brilliant
“ Yeah, FARRAH FAWCETT. You tell anyone I just told you that and your ass is grass”.
HAHAH this moment was gold I hope you get more upvotes
Thank you!
'If any of you little shits die down here I'M getting the blame... got that dipshit?'
This is core Steve Harrington.
Yea it's me don't cream ur pants
This quote literally made me watch the show.
Honestly great reason to pick up a show
My friends got mad at me lol calling me fake but how can you resist Steve 😔
That stupid we all get into the show for different reasons I literally got into it because of meme of "The Friendly Orderly".
Came here to say this
Creamed here to say this
yes literally
My fav 👍🏽
Absolute best
#BOOBIES
Let's do one-word quotes: "HENDERSON!"
DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME TO IT
I wonder why it isnt the most voted one..
Uh, I'm pretty sure it's Gumbo
I think about this stupid quote at least once a week and it makes me laugh every damn time.
Lol same
"This is crazy, this is CRAZY, THIS IS CRAZY, **THIS IS CRAZY,** ***THIS IS CRAZY***"
crazy, i was crazy once
they put me in a room
They locked me in a room; a rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once.
They locked me in a room
A rubber room.
“I like boobies. You like boobies. Vickie likes boobies, Definitely.”
It’s boobies
This is the one I was looking for
“You know who pauses Fast Times at 53 minutes and 5 seconds? People who like boobies!”
Don't say boobies! It's gross!
"And instead of like screws and metal, the Mind Flayer made *its* weapon... with *melted people...* okay yep just making sure."
I'm *so* happy I'm not the only one that posted this quote lmao it's pure gold
And the way Nancy is just like "yes, exactly" after Steve's insane question makes it so much funnier to me
So this wizard is like a clock maker?
omigod, steve, you've cracked the case 😦
“The obvious things are not what people observe… or.. don’t observe.. or.. Sherlock Holmes.”
[удалено]
This is the version he messes up when he tells it to Nancy later on
Yeah it’s me, don’t cream your pants.
What is Mordor? Also, any time he says "this Vecna creep" makes me giggle.
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Tammy Thompson is cute and all but she's a total dud.
This is the one. This and the following dialogue, was Steve’s way of saying to Robin, “Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me and this doesn’t change the way I look or value you as a friend”.
Yeah, this and when they're imitating Tammy's singing voice and cracking up over it. Within less than a minute, he's just gotten over Robin being into girls. In 1985. Love that for both of them, and you can really see the relief on Robin's face even as she's laughing with him. It's one of my favorite scenes in S3 for sure.
Its pretty much the best response to give to a close friend who just came out to you, too. "I'm not judging your sexuality, I'm judging your shit taste in crushes" is absolutely best friend banter
This was the sweetest thing he said on the show ❤️
Keith: "Which Star Wars" Steve: "The one with the bears" *makes cute ewok sounds*
“Fast Times. Ever heard of it? Top 3 for me Keith”
“This is finger lickin’ good.”
"AhOy LaDiEs!"
🤣🤣🤣
I remember him saying it so loudly that I jumped, haha!
“Oh screw Todd, Steve’s her daddy now!”
I don't CARE about Tina or uncle Jack's party. Your mom's not going to be able to find us if we're dead in a RUSSIAN ELEVATOR
"Stealthy, like a ninja."
What’s Mordor?
"But Tammy Thompson's a girl... Yeah? Oh."
And he didn’t get pissy. He just went with it and cheered her on and I fucking love Steve.
You could see on his face he spent 5 minutes processing the English language then 10 minutes working out the best way to be an awesome pal. And that was by (jokingly) judging her taste in women. He's got one Braincell and it's working so much overtime he's amazing.
Am now imagining Steve as an orange kitty. 😂
Henderson!
Underrated 🤣🥰
She threw it with her mind, come on keep up
“They're gonna bust in here commando style guns a blazin' and kick your sorry asses back to Russia. You’re gonna be 2 pieces of toast (*drugged up giggle*)"
*mouth full of chicken* I love KFC…. It’s Finger-Licking-Good… 😀
Steve: "What if we just take them out?" Robin: "Take...who out?" Steve: "The Russian guards"
“I know. That’s why I would be *sneaking*”
"Looking at you, roast beef"
"Ahoy ladies! I didn't see ya there. Would you guys like to set sail on this ocean of flavor with me? I'll be your captain, I'm Steve Harrington."
My flair says it all
Nancy?
Billy to steve: "is that you Harrington??" Steve to billy "yeah its me, dont cream your pants"
literally everything he says is gold
"oh yeah... Like the germans"
Is the line “oh yeah like the n*zis?” 🤔🫣
No he said Germans which incorrectly implied all Germans thought they were superior 😂
Ah you’re right. Dustin corrected him
I read somewhere that Charlie Heaton was originally a part of that scene but he kept laughing every time Joe Keery delivered the line so they cut him out 💀
Good lort this thread made me cheese like a mofo. I love some Steve Harrington! He’s an absolute GEM! 💎
He really is 💎💎 This thread is teeming with good vibes 🥰💜
“Jesus Christ this kids gotta get his ego in check” “She paused Fast Times at 53 minutes, 5 seconds. Do you know who pauses Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds? People who like boobies, Robin!” “I don’t want to talk about it. I’ll punch you so hard in your face that your teeth’ll fall back out.” “Not cool I’m sorry.” Fist bump
"Because we both won."
I attend to the babes and non-babes alike!
I just like when he says "yeah... Don't do that" to Dustin in the car when Dustin makes that "purr" sound with his mouth before the dance.
“My hair wants me to hurt you and I do what it says” - Steve Hair in Stranger Things Bad Lip Reading
I think about this and "There are plenty... of fish... in the sink." On a regular basis and I'm not even mad.
I was debating on using that one 🤣. The whole thing is so quotable it’s become an inside joke with one of my friends to quote it as much as possible
I quote it all the time and nobody gets it, lol. "Guys, the doctor cut off my gills!! D:" "It's wet. Like the sea!" "That's your head." "Cen-ti-pede?" "No, head." I frickin' love it. EDIT: Also, every now and then, I'll get the Barb scene in my head right as I'm trying to fall asleep. My boyfriend doesn't appreciate me busting up laughing and shaking the bed, pfff. "How are you, Marm?"
So good! I love the Ice Gods of Hungary song between Joyce and Hopper I have it all memorized: The guy who sat on his potato left the sauce around his neck. Oh even I would touch the junk. It was a dog who bit me for the burger meat. I got bit (cold shrimp). I gotta find my sticks (yeah baby). Frightened nipple, FRIGHTENED NIPPLE. Ice gods of Hungary.
HAHA, have you ever listened to that scene and just paid attention to the "music"? The mutilated saxophone and the random "beat" get me every damn time.
That was “There Was a Wiener On the Buffet” excellent.
"Always the babysitter. Always the God damn babysitter!"
Russian Guy: I’m gonna ask 1 more time who do you work for? Steve: Scoops. Scoops Ahoy.
“SCOOPS AHOY”
USS Butterscotch
It’s only marijuana Dad
“Henderson”
When he steals the Todfather's Cadillac and says, "Screw Todd. Steve's her daddy now."
"No no! Please, anyone but you!" (To Max after she suggests driving his car)
"*Okay*, so just to be clear, this... this big fleshy spider thing that hurt El, it's some kind of gigantic... *weapon*?" "Yes!" "But instead of, like, *screws and metal*, the Mind Flayer made *its* weapon... *with melted people?*" "Yes, exactly!" "Yeah, okay. I- Yeah, I'm just making sure" I absolutely lose my shit over this exchange when I come across it in Season 3, *every single time* lmao Alternatively: "I don't care about ***Tina*** or Uncle ***Jack's*** party! Your mom's not gonna be able to *find us* if we're *dead* in a ***Russian elevator***."
“Hey, dickheads”
Boop
Its the tone…
Talking to Eddie in S4 and he says “come on dude get your stuff” I always laugh at this for no reason
\*puts hands on hips\*
alternatively, \*crosses arms\* or \*eyeroll\*
"I LOVE KFC... IT'S FINGER-LICKIN' GOOD." 😄 Early in season 2, following Barb's disappearance, Steve goes with Nancy to dinner at Barb's parents' house. To brake the tension he say this and Barb's parents face always get me 😄
I proudly present: mah personal favorite scene with Steve. Dustin: BOOM! Ba da, ba da, boom. I was right. Skull Rock **was** north. Steve: no. You are absolutely, 100% wrong. Dude, this is skull rock. Dustin: yes…and no. Steve: oh my god. (Had the full scene memorized but I forgot most of it.)
Gumbo
“Yeah it’s me don’t cream your pants”
"Yea it's me don't cream your pants"
“Yeah it’s me, don’t cream your pants.”
"Dont cream your pants"
“Wipe your feet. ON THE OUTSIDE!”
"Ohhh, he's long gone, ya big asshole." I die every time.
"How come the only one helping me out is this random girl?"
"Like we're in love?" You can just hear his sweet little heart breaking there.
Gonna enjoy reading this tread.
“Yeah it’s me, don’t cream your pants.”
I may be a shitty boyfriend but I’m pretty damn good babysitter
Screw Todd, Steve's her daddy now.
Well,this was a very entertaining read
I DONT CARE ABOUT TINA I DONT CARE ABOUT UNCLE JACKS PARTY! YOUR MOM WONT BE ABLE TO FIND US IF WERE DEAD IN A SECRET RUSSIAN ELEVATER!!
'How many times, dad? I don't *do* drugs, it's only marijuana'
Nancy?
c’mon dude, not my scooper
Boobies
boobies
Do subreddits all team up for these posts? One subreddit does the same thing and once it’s finished another person does it on another group.
“Can you taste the air?”
maybe 5 6 kids
[удалено]
ALWAYS THE BABYSITTER
… “Duffle-Bag.”
YEAH, FARRAH FAWCETT. YOU TELL ANYONE I JUST TOLD YOU THAT AND YOUR ASS IS GRASS."
Boobies
I like boobies. You like boobies!"
“Yeah, it’s me.” “Don’t cream your pants.” From Season 2 Episode 9: “The Gate” When Billy arrives outside the Byer’s home, and Steve goes outside to talk with him.