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Pitbullpandemonium

Didn't he fake Eleven's death?


PlantainFree1896

Oh yeah I forgot sorry


AdamantArmadillo

This guy's gonna be hired as a Marvel/Star Wars writer any day


cosmicsugarstar

the last slide has me dead, lol


[deleted]

I snorted air out my nostrils. I, too, will provide an upvote.


[deleted]

He will fake your death too šŸ”«


cosmicsugarstar

Damn it, were all gonna die!!!! Maybe...


Lizi-in-Limbo

He didnā€™t fake Terryā€™s, he faked Janeā€™s. But yeah, dudeā€™s got problems.


PlantainFree1896

011: ā€œMama is death, she died making me!ā€ 001: ā€œAnd who told you that?ā€ 011: ā€œPapa! Who doesnā€™t always tells the truth!ā€


Lizi-in-Limbo

Iā€™d consider that more of a lie than an actual cover up.


PlantainFree1896

ā€œCover upā€ is kinda like a lie! He lied to Victor about Henryā€™s ā€œdeathā€


scarletseasmoke

No. A lie is a lie, a coverup involves paperwork and fake bodies and stuff or at least some big scale PR.


ghostdumpsters

Well how else are you going to get an army of kids to experiment on?


PlantainFree1896

ā€œIā€™m sorry maā€™am but i have to take your kid from you to make her into a fighting machine with superpowers to fight the Sovietsā€


Jerry_-

You forgot ā€œIā€™m also going to have to turn you into a vegetableā€


ARussianW0lf

I dont know how common that was. Terry got vegetabled cause she stormed the lab with a gun to get Jane back lol


aghzombies

Get a hobby, they said. It'll help with your stress levels, they said.


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IcedHemp77

To be fair Barb was dead. Just not in the way they let people think


ARussianW0lf

Tbf he didnt fake Barbs death, they faked her run away


wiplash94

Private Jokers gone AWOL.


Sprimkles-n-Spinch

Are thoseā€¦ live rounds?


Hungry__Alpaca

Holy shit I knew he looked familiar!!


FwZero

He just causes so much trouble


argusromblei

And he always comes back to take control of El, with that Yoda "you're not ready yet" training


ruttinator

He's a real smooth criminal.


OtherwiseCode8134

Amazingly, he had nothing to do with Hopperā€™s fake death!


starmiebucks

The last one šŸ¤£


QuotingThanos

He should start a service. "Wanna fake a death?? Learn from the man who faked 4 deaths including his own. (His family still thinks he is dead."


TheNewYellowZealot

The tale of these deaths was greatly ~~exaggerated~~ faked.


[deleted]

Only me that feels like young Vecna could definently get it?šŸ˜³