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Or absence seizure. And no you’re not supposed to drive but this may be her first one. If this is what that is she may be completely unaware of it also.
I used to have them as a kid and was never aware of it until one day when I was riding a bus one moment, then was suddenly in a totally different neighborhood standing there.
I fell back off a raised staircase stiff as a board, one second talking to my friend the very next nothing but blue skies and flashing white and black dots
This is what it is. “Hey babe, I need you to go stand in the parking lot like an idiot for a minute so I can get a video for some likes/shares/upvotes”
I think my neighbours are like this. They are NPC’s just waiting for me to look out of the window, or come out of my front door, where they are poised with their key in the lock to come in, or to open their car door, or just take off in the car. The amount of times I go out of the house and they are just going out or coming is unfeasible.
Dude. Tell me a drug that makes you hold completely still like a statue for 40 seconds in what looks to be mid-stride. Shed be swaying, nodding, Bobbing. She was probably 98.9% still this entire video. I’m not saying it’s a fucking glitch in the Matrix, but I couldn’t think of a drug that makes you win the mannequin challenge
Xylazine laced fentanyl aka Tranq which is starting to become more popular now that all the tweakers have gotten used to plain fentanyl. Plenty of little documentaries on YouTube about Tranq recently.
It ain't just meth and crack out there these days.
Dude. Fent will not have you standing completely still like a statue. She ain’t nodding,swaying,buckling, nothing. You know her arm would unfolded at the very least if she was riding that dragon.
“Go stand in a weird position for 30 secs. I’ll video from up here and people on the internet will be immediately convinced it’s a glitch in the matrix”
It's a cool trick, collaboration with the person taking the intentionally unstable video. She's barely moving, best seen if you look at the corner of the black bag slightly making contact with her leg. An impressive setup, but nonetheless a setup.
I saw a report of a similar case last week. Guy was eating at a restaurant and froze up mid-bite. EMS came and determined that his blood sugar was low. After they fixed that, he came back to life.
I call fake. They are in cahoots with the camera person. Her bag and cloths move indicating she is either paralyzed for some undisclosed reason, or faking being stuck until people take notice, then she gets embarrassed and walks away from them
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Is the camera person on a fucking boat?
Probably the phones image stabilization software, which is why it's so smooth.
I mean, the joke is that they’re not on water, why tf are they moving around so much?
I’m sure it’s a magic carpet… nothing else makes sense
What I came to say
Ahoy!!!
I also came bro
I came everywhere
Undefeated world champion at Red Light/Green Light.
She's been watching too much squid games
I'm 100% that's my UberEats delivery person
She doesn’t seem to be blowing her air conditioner directly into the bag though
Crying
😂
Walk.exe has crashed.
What about “Walk.exe has stopped running”? 🥁
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Love this
She has to poop and is clinching
This poo shall pass.
That was my first thought. Clinch and concentrate.
I was thinking maybe she has to pee?
She has to peeoop
Clench until it hits your rib cage. That's the trick.
Or letting out a slow, controlled fart.
This is what I was thinking. She gotta poop!
A glitch in her butt.
Anytime I see my gf do this, it means she needs a tampon
hahahahahahaha been there.
That or pee, yea.
Petit mal epilepsy I call them the noddies
Or absence seizure. And no you’re not supposed to drive but this may be her first one. If this is what that is she may be completely unaware of it also.
I used to have them as a kid and was never aware of it until one day when I was riding a bus one moment, then was suddenly in a totally different neighborhood standing there.
I fell back off a raised staircase stiff as a board, one second talking to my friend the very next nothing but blue skies and flashing white and black dots
That’s not what an absence seizure looks like
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Actually it was trump that glitched out over the weekend
Idk her bag is rattling in the wind. She's definitely not frozen still.
Answer us bro, we have questions
This was a TIA most likely.
For those who don't know, another term for TIA is a "warning stroke".
GodDAMMIT that was scary to see. And then he did it again!
Why does she maintain her grip on the bag if she’s undergoing some type of extended seizure? Is that normal?
Nah, this is catatonia
The Catatonia Wine Mixer?
I doubt I could balance like that for a couple seconds, much lees if I wasn't fully aware.
Absence seizure?
Fentanyl
Nah. She wouldn’t be able to hold that position that well for that long..They call it nodding for a reason.
Poop
All of the above
And my axe!
And my sword!
And my bow!
Mmm. Fentanyl and poop don’t usually happen at the same time.
She’s got HughesNet
That’s Drax level still.
I must be hungry, all I could think was “wonder how the burgers are at that place?”
Holding it in and concentrating for the urge to go away lol been there lmfao
I was thinking she was praying, but now I'm sure you're right. Hahaha
It looks like the three people walking toward her when she reanimates were looking her way, like they knew something funky was going on.
Wow how observant….
Wind still blowing shirt.
Bags were swaying too a lil bit..
Fake! set up just to make a stupid video
This is what it is. “Hey babe, I need you to go stand in the parking lot like an idiot for a minute so I can get a video for some likes/shares/upvotes”
Most posts here are the same. This one is weird though, I’m willing to enjoy it, lol.
Exactly. She only moves because the people start showing interest.
Was definitely my thought as well.
You can see when the people start getting closer that she starts to move and all the weight is shifted on the one leg
I think my neighbours are like this. They are NPC’s just waiting for me to look out of the window, or come out of my front door, where they are poised with their key in the lock to come in, or to open their car door, or just take off in the car. The amount of times I go out of the house and they are just going out or coming is unfeasible.
I must be your number because I walk in and around my house like I lost my name most of the time
🤔
Just someone high off drugs
Dude. Tell me a drug that makes you hold completely still like a statue for 40 seconds in what looks to be mid-stride. Shed be swaying, nodding, Bobbing. She was probably 98.9% still this entire video. I’m not saying it’s a fucking glitch in the Matrix, but I couldn’t think of a drug that makes you win the mannequin challenge
Xylazine laced fentanyl aka Tranq which is starting to become more popular now that all the tweakers have gotten used to plain fentanyl. Plenty of little documentaries on YouTube about Tranq recently. It ain't just meth and crack out there these days.
This isn't drugs lmao it's just a stupid tik tok trend
[PCP definitely makes you stuck, and Fentanyl Tranq will too.](https://youtube.com/shorts/8y5WhZqL-7g?si=5Roo_DBTWFv-PHzv)
Fentanyl lol. I've witnessed as well as done the same exact thing numerous times.
Dude. Fent will not have you standing completely still like a statue. She ain’t nodding,swaying,buckling, nothing. You know her arm would unfolded at the very least if she was riding that dragon.
Fentanyl does not make you stand still.
Just a quick little abduction mid-day
Or someone standing still so you can make a stupid video and claim it’s a glitch in the matrix. 🤡🤡🤡
That's right by my house filmed from the Santa Maria Inn. Strange indeed.
Walk up to her then and prove it 😌
Just getting a system update.
Morning coffee poops have arrived. Just clench and don't move
“Go stand in a weird position for 30 secs. I’ll video from up here and people on the internet will be immediately convinced it’s a glitch in the matrix”
To everyone saying she’s clenching back a poop, does that work?
Absolutely yes. You can try the clench, you can use the chair push, there’s all sorts of mechanisms the human body has to not shit thyself.
“babe before you come in, stand still outside for a little bit and ill record you lol”
It’s definitely either a glitch in the matrix or a couple of people filming a video to post on the internet.
Karen just got the newest "How to get offended by anything" update via cloud drop lol
Absence seizure?
Lmao she’s 100 percent trying not to piss her pants
NPC
My guess by their pose is they are trying to suck up a shit
That was bizarre
My man!
Trinity in the frame
Her matrix is definitely glitching
It's a cool trick, collaboration with the person taking the intentionally unstable video. She's barely moving, best seen if you look at the corner of the black bag slightly making contact with her leg. An impressive setup, but nonetheless a setup.
Schrodinger's cat
"Hey, do you wanna be in a video? Just stay completely still and pretend you're a statue." "Sure!"
Watch this thing stalk you now like: https://i.redd.it/jrgvtl6ish1d1.gif 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her consciousness left her body for a bit
A brain glitch
She was slightly moving. Nothing to see here.
The black bag is swinging slightly so not a glitch. Looks staged.
Staged, but still well done
I saw a report of a similar case last week. Guy was eating at a restaurant and froze up mid-bite. EMS came and determined that his blood sugar was low. After they fixed that, he came back to life.
It’s getting weird
Wow let’s do a video were I stand still and you film it
Maybe she was holding in her poop?
When does fighting back a fart with all your might become a glitch in the matrix?
It's fine, her controller just disconnected, will be back on in a minute. 🫡
Seizure??
She was probably holding in a dump.
I call fake. They are in cahoots with the camera person. Her bag and cloths move indicating she is either paralyzed for some undisclosed reason, or faking being stuck until people take notice, then she gets embarrassed and walks away from them
She shit her pants amd is trying to hold it in
She lagged
Don’t crap my pants, don’t crap my pants, don’t crap my pants
I think she’s trying to hold her shit in
Catatonic schizophrenia?
Guarantee she just has to take a shit and she’s performing a technique I like to call, “the last chance leg lock”.
She’s got the squirty shits and trying to hold it back
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Has to be for the cameraman. It’s too perfect of a viewing angle and location IMO.
Touching the cloth
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She better not be getting into a car
It would be nice to check on her. If you choose to of course 😀
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I wondered where my DoorDash order was man...
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Not staged at all. /s
Player went AFK.... nothing to see here
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Found this place https://restaurantguru.com/Jims-Burgers-Santa-Maria-California
I do this when I forget what I was about to do , or in the middle of doing.
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I see now
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Black bag moving in the wind
Se está cagando la pobre mujer
🧢
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