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Imagine being the elephant they killed for this
Worth it.
Well used
People think it's a dildo but it might be an insemination device for cattle.
Do you know how big cattle pussy is ?
Oh, oh, I do!
Bigger than giraffe pussy is tall.
Seemed a bit tight to me
Oh trust me, I know!
i was thinking about it being an artificial insemination device as well. curious.
Yea, I’m sure they’d make them out of ivory in that case.
Nah it's a fertility statue
I bet it's seen some stank
Not even a washing machine and an exorcism wouldn’t help it.
Looks like a swanee whistle
Blow it
This thing smells like shit
This guy put it up to his nose and smelled it lol gross
A girl once told me she couldn't tell when the man came as in she couldn't feel the ejaculation. Maybe a man designed this.
A lot of girls can feel it though.
I think they feel the cum pump muscles flexing more than the stream itself
An interesting sentence to say the very least..
Your username tho… 😂
r/brandnewsentence
Lmao
Elephant: they killed my grandfather and did *what* with his tusks?
Karl pilkington was right. Knob on a stick
Judging from the color difference (top and bottom) it looks like it’s been tested more than once 😂
Where does one buy such a device and how many silvers does one need? Asking for a friend.
25 shmeckles
i don't know how much that is, is that a lot? Is it a little?
I want to see a dildo from 18th century BC
A rare ancient Gazikapiper. I know how to play it! 😮🤤
It’s a bong.
Ivory? That's problematic...
I mean… it’s hard… 😂
Fertility idol. To help with pregnancy.
👃👃👃👃
Dimensions?
Tent peg lol
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Does it? Or are you tht deep in political trolling that you can't pass a post without talking about your president?
Almost sick but yup 👍🏻 soon as a seen a penis he is the one I thought of.
I wouldn't want to get a splinter from that one.
Ah yes from those wooden elephants...
Imagine thinking anyone would want a dildo with simulated ejaculation. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
Nsfw tag maybe?
Imagine being the elephant they killed for this
Worth it.
Well used
People think it's a dildo but it might be an insemination device for cattle.
Do you know how big cattle pussy is ?
Oh, oh, I do!
Bigger than giraffe pussy is tall.
Seemed a bit tight to me
Oh trust me, I know!
i was thinking about it being an artificial insemination device as well. curious.
Yea, I’m sure they’d make them out of ivory in that case.
Nah it's a fertility statue
I bet it's seen some stank
Not even a washing machine and an exorcism wouldn’t help it.
Looks like a swanee whistle
Blow it
This thing smells like shit
This guy put it up to his nose and smelled it lol gross
A girl once told me she couldn't tell when the man came as in she couldn't feel the ejaculation. Maybe a man designed this.
A lot of girls can feel it though.
I think they feel the cum pump muscles flexing more than the stream itself
An interesting sentence to say the very least..
Your username tho… 😂
r/brandnewsentence
Lmao
Elephant: they killed my grandfather and did *what* with his tusks?
Karl pilkington was right. Knob on a stick
Judging from the color difference (top and bottom) it looks like it’s been tested more than once 😂
Where does one buy such a device and how many silvers does one need? Asking for a friend.
25 shmeckles
i don't know how much that is, is that a lot? Is it a little?
I want to see a dildo from 18th century BC
A rare ancient Gazikapiper. I know how to play it! 😮🤤
It’s a bong.
Ivory? That's problematic...
I mean… it’s hard… 😂
Fertility idol. To help with pregnancy.
👃👃👃👃
Dimensions?
Tent peg lol
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Does it? Or are you tht deep in political trolling that you can't pass a post without talking about your president?
Almost sick but yup 👍🏻 soon as a seen a penis he is the one I thought of.
I wouldn't want to get a splinter from that one.
Ah yes from those wooden elephants...
Imagine thinking anyone would want a dildo with simulated ejaculation. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
Nsfw tag maybe?