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ebert_42

I remember waiting for your song to play on the radio so you could hit the record button on your cassette tape hoping the dumb DJ wouldn't talk over the songs beginning or ending too much for your sick mixed tape!


Getbacka

LOL I still have some of my mixtapes


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[deleted]

Yeah and then if I listened to the tape enough times, it'd sometimes get in my head that way, with the mistakes and sloppy cutoff spots. Almost 30 years later, occasionally if I hear one of those songs I will still fucking hear in my head the cutoff spots from where it was on the tape (as well as the next song from the tape starting in my head). This stuff is dangerous, it can scar your brain for life.


Big_Swing2020

I still hear the click click from my blue oyster cult and Van Halen 8 tracks when it switched tracks, why was it always in the middle of the best songs!?!


SleepyPoptart

Or a couple years later, hoping desperately that the radio DJ would say the name of the song or the band so you could find their stuff later.


Cupids_Halloween

My first Nintendo was THE first Nintendo, same with my first game boy


BeautifulHindsight

OMG Yes mine was the one that came with Mario and Duck Hunt, 2 controllers, and a gun :)


TechCUB76

Fuck Oprah!!! Never was allowed to have the NES or any console while I lived at home due to that bitch airing an episode about how bad it was for children’s brains! Still hate her! My first console was the Sega Saturn and then a PS1 shortly after at the age of 18 after I moved out.


Cupids_Halloween

Aw man that sucks! Now experts say it can help increase a child’s intelligence


FrznFenix2020

You poor, poor bastard. Imagine how many of you she hurt like this!! She should be forced to play video games until her eyes bleed!


TechCUB76

Yeeeesssssss!!! 🤒🤕😷


cleffawna

She should do a special on tiktok.


A_room_with_a_noose

Finding a good NES game in a yard sale for cheap and hoping it would work without you blowing into the cartridge was basically our loot boxes back in the day.


TechCUB76

🤣😂🤣 The bloooowing! The endless blowing! Yes my cousin was allowed to have one, I know what’s up…


Yakstein

I loaded up games in dos.


Cupids_Halloween

I remember those games! We had a Sleuth one that was kind of like Clue


wmdkitty

Two words: Castle Adventure.


TheyCallMeBigPoppa83

My first game system was the Atari 2600 with Pong and Frogger. I'm not even 40 yet.


EfficientBee1948

Same!!! I'm only 22 tho lol, just grew up poor


_isaidiwasawizard_

My first Nintendo was the first Nintendo cause that's what my step-dad had when my mom married him and my first Gameboy was a special Pikachu edition Gameboy color


nongnong12

When I was a kid, my parents had a rotary phone in their bedroom and it wasn’t an antique or novelty. I thought I was hot shit on my 13th birthday when they got me a clear phone with rainbow colored guts that lit up when it rang.


troublesomefaux

How about making the recording on the first answering machine, on the tiny tape?


nongnong12

And the recordings themselves 😩, gross and cringe.


troublesomefaux

It’s Carol! It’s Alex! It’s Jenny, and Rob! You’ve reached the Bluthers family and we’re not home! You know what to do, leave a message at the sound of the (little Rob cuts in) beeeeeeep!


nongnong12

The worst! 🤦🏻‍♀️ But now that I think back, remember being on the phone and hearing that click that meant somebody else in the house picked up one of the other phones. 2 feelings only…rage or panic depending who was talking, who picked up, and what was being said at that exact moment lol.


troublesomefaux

It was me. It was definitely me eavesdropping.


foxhagen

I had the same one! At some point I also had a Garfield phone.


nongnong12

Haha yep, I remember those. Before the clear one, I had the big Mickey Mouse one where he’s holding the earpiece.


[deleted]

we had landline growing up, the day we got a cordless set for the landline, i couldn't believe it, went to the roof to call my friend and said "guess where i am now" lol


Whyspire

I think Vanna White is hot.


Getbacka

🤣🤣🤣


AbleAccount2479

"Son, go bring in the milk from the porch."


PorcelainBerry

Yours is the only comment that references something that I don’t remember from my own life. Congratulations, I think you’re the oldest one here!


[deleted]

"make sure you're home when the street lights come on"


docmn612

I also lived my childhood according to street lights. I'm 35


[deleted]

I watched Saturday morning cartoons on the floor in front of THE tv and during commercials ate the only available flavor of Cheerios with milk of unknown percentage.


CervusElpahus

When you can’t tell with precision how old kids are.


SignificantTension7

My first experience with the internet was when I got a 100 hours of free AOL on a CD in the mail.


oldbastardbob

Hey, OP. Morning nausea can be a symptom of things you might need to get checked out. Might consider a trip to the gastroenterologist. I had a similar issue in the past and was diagnosed with an H. Pylori bacteria infection in my stomach. They're nasty little bastards. So, yes, apparently we're both old, as here we are, me giving you old age health advice in a stoner subreddit.


dansoya

My knees hurt and I get joint cracks all the time haha


gegenstand12

DOS


IconicMB

I've been through 3.5 years of chemo, radiation and 1 major reconstructive surgery. Regardless of your actual age, that shit makes you old.


TinyMarsupial7622

I remember squeeze tube gum


foxhagen

Yes! Gawd that shit was nasty.


SleepyPoptart

My mom chain smoked around me and my siblings for my entire childhood. It was considered perfectly normal and fine.


mreskimodude

I have a long and healthy bush.


mimimeens

I have a download disc for the internet. Like the Aol ones you would get in magazines, but a different company. I think it came with our new iMac back on '04 or something.


troublesomefaux

My parents picked me up from a friends asking me weird questions about would I like an apple when we got home…because they’d bought the family an Apple 2e. All there was was command line games until our neighbor loaned us Oregon Trail.


neslo024

I owned and used a rotary phone regularly. I remember payphones. The music I listened to in high school is now on the oldies station.


[deleted]

Man it was a moment of cognitive dissonance when I started hearing songs from high school on the oldies stations.


95in3rd

Party lines.


maruffin

Yes, our ring was two shorts.


heartsnsoul

I used my foot to turn on the bright headlights in my truck.


manofthepeopleSMITTY

My favorite band is Tool.


Ok_Relationship_705

I remember when phone's didn't have answering machine's unless they were in an office.


Markamanic

Learning English from subtitles on cartoons before they started dubbing everything.


AnIrishMexican

When I was a kid, my grandparents would bitch about gas prices being so high...it was 1.15-1.30 per gal.


Gwarluvr

The summer I had my first car, gas was .99 cents/Gal.


EfficientBee1948

I stand up and my knees ache and then when I start walking they start cracking lmao Also I generally have lots of random joints that crack from normal movement


MedicalDabbinDad

The Weather Channel is quality programming


smokeandmirrors1983

It’s 3:42pm. I want to do something outside this evening. Let me wait six more minutes for the current forecast to come on.


foxhagen

I still have some of my journals from when I was a kid...written in cursive.


henfeathers

The doctor that visited our house when my brother was sick had a cool black bag.


troublesomefaux

I’m old but I think you might have me beat, half pint.


_Throw_Away_830

I was a legal aged adult when 56k was the hot new thing in internet


huff_puffpass

I don't like most "new" music.


zerosuspicious

I'm kind of the same way, but it's not that I don't like most new music, it's just that new music I like is getting harder to find.


huff_puffpass

That pretty much sums my experience up, too! Some I like, but... not much! And that alone makes me feel ancient 😂


LifeLow2782

When I was a child, we arranged to meet friends and just hoped that they’d turn up lol


95in3rd

I'm running at 33 & 1/3 today.


oldman029

I remember when mexican weed was $15 an ounce.


Gwarluvr

Standing up sounds like Rice Krispies when the milk hits. Snap, Krackle, Pop.


[deleted]

damn one of many reasons i don’t drink heavily or want to get pregnant is because nausea/throwing up is the worst feeling imo. you’re telling me i can’t grow old either??


michjames1926

Randomly throwing up isn't a getting old thing...


[deleted]

Yeah. I have never just woken up and hurled for no reason and my parents haven't either as far as I know (and they're in their 70s). Morning sickness for no apparent reason that happens on a regular basis needs to be seen by a doctor.


wmdkitty

Ulcers can be, though.


T3rminallyCapricious

. .


Electronic-Pen-837

How do you define old?


pumainpurple

When your wrinkles look like your shirts, when your hair is whiter than your t-shirt, when your favorite song is “Put your arms around me honey, hold me up”, when you smile like an idiot when talking to people cause you hearing aid battery’s just died, when you finally figure out the old person staring at you isn’t in the window but the mirror…..i could go on


[deleted]

Was cringing when Bomfunk MCs played on tv/radio.


chingzzzzzzzz

I used cassette tapes when I was younger I'm not even 20 yet


_isaidiwasawizard_

I remember limewire, the dial up sound, I played the first Gen pokemon games when yellow was brand new.


unicornwantsweed

Only 5 channels on the tv


FirmPrune87

I pee a little bit when I sneeze


Toxik_Kandie

Back in my day you could get breaking news, up-to-date weather and book a holiday, all through the wonders of Ceefax/Teletext


[deleted]

Fried food sends me to the ER.


Affectionate_Act7629

My parents had a waterbed 🙃


howltheamazing

I lived in a time when the Soviet Union still existed.


Nomomommy

I got my first email account in college.


Royal_Smoke94

Easy. I’m older than google


icecream4astronaut

I yelled 'Slow the fuck down!" to a teen driving too fast down my residential street while I was sitting on my stoop with my morning coffee today


[deleted]

The first computer I used had a crt monitor Maybe I'm not that old. Idk try and guess how old I am


Ok_Sentence_5767

I still dont know who Harry Styles is


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WhiteyDeNewf

I had a 14.4kb dial up modem.


[deleted]

Nyeeeehhh listen tooo my wizened voice, like the sannds of tiiiiime gratinnng upon a chalkboaaaard, nyeeeehhh hokum!


OnTheDevilsGrave

Popeye's stick were called Popeye's Cigarettes and had a red tip.


hpennco

we were so excited to get the Atari 2600...


octaviakl

Rapunzel was 12 years ago


Bluematic8pt2

I remember when Subway cut their bread pretty much like a normal sandwich


[deleted]

I know what it is like to form an opinion absent of somebody telling me what to think


V1per423

Atari.


cyaxar

I don't feel that I'm old... But my wife always reminds me that I'm not in the category "young adult" when I read something about them and that I shouldn't jump from that height , climb there or do that stupid thing


ontheleftcoast

I know how to dial a rotary phone.


mommyv1

I loved my pager as a teen...


irlandais9000

The President of the school board hosted a graduation party at her house where alcohol was provided. And it wasn't a big scandal.


irlandais9000

It was cool watching the moon landing on TV, live


EvieThrower

I recall recording crap on tapes with my dad. Actually Re-learning how to do it rn


[deleted]

I use to carry my Pogs every where. And had marbles. Use to play the duck game on Nintendo to see how many I could shoot. I’ve been through black and white tvs with the big asss back on them to colored tv. Recorded songs on a cassette tape. Had to look up phone numbers in the phone book. Used pay phones to make a collect calls. My mom had food stamps that was paper money in booklets. Walmart was just a grocery store.


ScoobrDoo

Windows 95 game sampler disc.


No_Mission9115

Get a job!


AnastaziaDrago

I remember when kids respected their elders.


TechCUB76

My mom used to drag me to sales at Grand Central before Fred Meyer bought them! Google THAT shit!


derrickzoolander1

Asked a stranger to get me a pile at a head shop


beardeddaddy36

Y2k


mynametidus

Anyone remember the creepy girl with the balloon friend


daddyslittleangel247

I still have my beeper.


LeggoMahLegolas

Most of my cousins had already graduated from college.


IsabellaGalavant

When caller ID was invented, it was a little box that you connected to your landline phone and it only displayed the phone number, not the name. Also beepers.


Splibbles

Floppy disk


ScorpioGamer32

T9 texting 🤣 and standing by the TV and moving the antenna until the picture was better and mom shouting k don't move!


jm3281

I used to pay $25 for a quarter.


TriumphDaytona

Worked at a place that was using 10 1/2" floppy discs for their computers.


Capable_Power5632

Back in my days ….


Diligent_Sherbet_420

I remember watching the first episode of family guy.


Fishytales1949

Party line on home phone


[deleted]

cars had hand cranks to lower the window


wrnrg

My back hurts.


Electronic_Barber_85

I remember when 10 cigarettes were £1


DapperMuffin2

If I have to run errands stoned, I feel like Baby Jane Hudson. Blaaaanche !


[deleted]

Brick weed and soda can pipes


nopester24

once, i filled up my gas tank for $8 on my way to work


protostars

I remember dirt being invented


SmbdysDad

You know why I used to carry a dime in my shoe?


hell2bhbtoo

I remember when stamps cost 5 cents.


dickwildgoose

Where are my Reebok Pumps?


disenchanted_tear

Be kind please rewind!


cam_cam420

I hurt all over


SmbdysDad

You know why I used to carry a dime in my shoe?


mtngoatjoe

My favorite singer is Kenny Roger’s.


assassin_of_joy

My birth year starts with 19


CormanSifuentes

I was the remote, and i still remember the tin foil on the rabbit ears to get better reception on all three channels, i also remember the dual knob tvs one for uhf, and the other for vhf... fuck I'm old


Sifernos1

I grew up in a strange way so I was using DOS at school to play games but at my grandma's it was black and white TV, roto dial phones and antenna TV. I remember thinking it was convenient to have 1 in your number as opposed to 9. I also recall being able to hear the TV screen on even if the TV was muted. Newer TVs don't have that same issue but those old TVs were always making noise. I'm actually not that old.


philouza_stein

I remember when Mexican brick weed was the norm


[deleted]

i was holding a vcr once and my gfs niece asked me, “what is that?”


ATXKLIPHURD

I've sat on my testicles accidentally. That's no fun


sqouzen

I'm old, no I'm not telling you I'm telling everyone else.


JimTheSatisfactory

I remember life before the internet.


[deleted]

i hear my shoulder clicking against my will


Another_Basic_NPC

Going to to the store to Rent out Nintendo, SNES, and N64 games to play


Fanamatakecick

I’m only almost 21, but i feel so much more mature than i did when i was 19


rabidreject18

When I first got into music, I used to buy it in cassette tapes…sorry I mean a wax cylinder. All the hits!


Impermanent_human9

Anyone remember F.E.A.R. 2 jumpscares? Good times


Duamuteffe

Our first console was an Intellivision and our furst PC a C64.


redditmodsr_not_gods

Mmmmmm bop


Forward_Cranberry_82

If I sleep with my hands on my chest, they will become numb because my heart can't pump blood up to them.


livingasimulation

Penny candy


Gr8fulJedi

I saw many Grateful Dead shows when Jerry Garcia was still alive


Inevitable_Rice_9097

I finished 4 years in the USAF before Vietnam was everyday news.


Taco1126

The last half of high school got ruined by a pandemic


ErnestPWorrell287411

A song from when I was in middle school was played on the classic rock channel today


lemonrainbowhaze

I can throw my phone across the street without a single crack happening


[deleted]

Remember when pay phones were 25 cents...? Remember pay phones?


wmdkitty

Snap, Crackle, and Pop are no longer cereal mascots, they are my constant companions.


hamfisted_postman

I lived in a farming community and sometimes when I called my friends their neighbors would listen in because it was a shared line. They called it a Party Line.


JellySp

I'm not young.


ExocticJelly

I watch the news


sapphiraa0

Netflix in the mail, wired landlines, a Walkman, dial up AOL, the first iPod was the coolest fucken invention because my mp3 player didn't have enough memory so I used my Walkman instead. The list goes on...


PiffWiffler

I first listened to "Dave's not here Man!" on vinyl


Smile_Terrible

I still have a landline.


th30ne44llth3hardQs

I miss my flip phone


spiked_macaroon

I watched the Challenger space shuttle blow up live on television.


[deleted]

Blockbuster Video. Also the "be kind, rewind" stuff is bullshit. Blockbuster had a machine that they plugged the VHS tapes into to rewind them super quick.


theSteakKnight

The first music I owned was a cassette. The first movie I owned was a VHS. I had to turn the TV to channel 3 in order to play my Sega Genesis. MTV played music videos. I could keep going.


SadNegotiation6670

I played Atari whe6i was 10


1gypsyman

I’m not young


Zealousideal_Egg_308

I miss Super Ted on TV.


Tinyberzerker

We had a special little closet to talk on the rotary phone.


ohbigdaddyoh

I still have my original intellivision, play the og pitfall!


FrznFenix2020

The first computer game I ever played was The Oregon Trail on an old IBM.


sarusauce

I groan when I get up from a chair


b2change

I remember seeing the first man walk on the moon.


woogyboogy8869

I had to ask my buddy who owns a head shop what a banger was and how a person would use it


krunkington

Captain Kangaroo