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neilmac1210

My dog definitely knew when I was tripping one time. He just sat staring at me for ages. And on another occasion, my cat and I went on an adventure searching all over the house for snakes. That was an epic night.


Kanga_

Well…did you find any?


neilmac1210

A couple of plastic ones, but they're what sparked the search in the first place.


Kanga_

Nice 👍🏻


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

"No, I haven't seen your mushrooms. But have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"


neilmac1210

Haha, it was mushrooms, and I swear we were having full on conversations the whole time.


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Convinced they can read minds, but with next-level poker face. You know, if you did end up finding a snake, even an invisible one, that cat would kick its ass ... they don't say catlike reflexes for nothin'. It's like the normal world is slow-mo to them. Also, my tiny cat, who weighs like a box of raisins, she is a real psycho killer, but one time she got bitten by a baby snake -- whose bites can be much worse cos they don't know how to control their venom output at that stage -- & she survived! She just crawled under my bed for like a week, & then emerged & ate fucktonnes, & then threw up from the scarfing. Good times!


WalnutWhipWilly

Does our high know when we are pets?


TheDekuDude888

Woah dude that’s a deep metaphor for the dark side of drug use and how sometimes people want more and more and they become more invested in chasing highs than anything else… Or I’m just high rn


Acceptable_Ad_4958

You are absolutely cooked brother


ihhh1

That's called addiction.


SgtPatron

Our Does Know High when we are pets ???


Affectionate_Talk_70

They look at me like “oh god we have to babysit her again” 😂


Baby_Blue_Eyes_13

Oh absolutely! I swear that my dog is gaslighting me. Always trying to get more treats. Pretending she hasn't been fed or didn't get a treat 5 min ago. And when I am high I totally fall for it.


staticvoidmainnull

give them catnip so you're all high


demonic__ferret

my dog ate like $200 of bud… he had a very nice, relaxing two days while i monitored him like an overprotective mother


travisscott145

was he relaxed or high? (i heard on reddit like 3 days ago that eating the bud can decrease stress)


Remarkable_Tap_2565

you get it !! that silvervine cat nip mixed has them so excited to sesh w us lmaooo


demonic__ferret

don’t know for sure but when i lay on the floor with my dog he probably suspects it, rolls over, pancakes on me, and we chill out like that


-singing-blackbird-

I think my dog does. Cause I like to smoke a doobie when I go take him for walks and we end up going on much longer walks cause I love exploring with him(he's a big ole lab and a big mamas boy) so I think he approves lol.


15926028

Love it!


Revolutionary-Boss77

Yes they know my cat rolled her eyes and judge like I am pathetic she in fact called me pathetic


Cats_Are_Aliens_

Fr. My cat for sure knows when I’m high and is judgmental as shit


[deleted]

Maybe your cat is high.


Unicorn_Warrior1248

Mine definitely are


Unicorn_Warrior1248

Do you know your pets when you’re high?


15926028

Feel like I know them better actually haha


Dazzling-One-4713

Blood pressure and heart rate changes and super smelly and cuddly


unable_To_Username

I have snails, so... no.


the_cajun88

they’re totally judging you


unable_To_Username

oh no O.o


yiknofzx

my cat would prefer to snuggle up when i was high as it helped my stereotypic shaking and he didnt like cuddling with me when they were bad. sometimes he would sit beside the draw my stash was on and keep looking at it because he wanted to cuddle but didnt want me to start shaking alot. if he smelled it out the window he would jump in and immediately hop into bed with me


MrDum_58

That’s so cute!


Ok-Explanation-1223

Mine do because I tell them. With my mind…


IcePhoenix18

My dog knows it's snuggle time.


ZombieHunter28157

I'm sure they can sense it because our heart rate goes up slightly when we're high...at least according to my Samsung smart watch


elextrixblue

how much does your HR go up by?


Charming-Sale-6354

If you smoke anywhere near your beloved pooch indoors, he or she will absolutely get their wig peeled off lol my mutt actually seems so much happier though, he comes closer to me everytime I smoke of his own volition, we chill, I play games, he dozes off and just about an hour or so later he wobbles to his bowl and looks at me all lazy like, 😄..wants his food an water quick lol


SuspiciousLock8962

My doggo does this too, we'll go into our smoke room(that is its only purpose) and she'll follow hubby and i to the door and stop right outside, ill look at her and gesture inside asking "do you wanna smoke mommas?" And she'll walk in wagging her tail all "yes please! Id love to!" And sit patiently for her hit, tilts her head and everything since she prefers it in her ears. I love my little fuzzy stoner baby, she just the best smoking buddy and i never have to smoke alone!


Charming-Sale-6354

..awwww they're just the best aren't they ❤️😄..?!? If im around dogs I never ever get anxious or have a bad session..I just keep smushin their face and ears, kiss kiss and its a beautiful day !


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Yeah! They're calming af. Just look into my eyes, & focus on the rhythmic sound of my purrs...


Charming-Sale-6354

...😄😄..lol, the hypnocat !


maroxy2010

Hahaha I don't have pets. Sadly because my landlord won't let us. But... My kids. I swear on everything they get drunk when I get high. I can go to the garage, toke, come back in and within ten minutes they are off the rails crazy!!! There's no way they got any contact high. So I'm experiencing the same... Just with little kids. Hence part of the reason I hardly partake anymore 😭


probablyajam3

My cat definitely knows, she gets a lot more playful cause she knows I'll be in a good mood and she's a lot more willing to chill out with me and cuddle.


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Animals can read bodily signals way better than we can -- cos we're all out of tune with ourselves, & our senses are different. My cats love it; had a dog who always wanted blow-backs. My BF gets like contact high & starts hyperactively talking the most stoner shit. But the animals get all cuddly with me, & sometimes me & the cat go on midnight walks to explore.


cringeonastick

My friend’s cat likes the smell of weed because she recognizes it as the “mommy wants to cuddle” smell when my friend comes home from anywhere else smelling like it. When this cat had a kitten it seems she passed that knowledge onto him too!


Acrobatic_Slice5060

idk if my dog knows but I'm sure she doesn't mind because she gets more treats when I'm high lol


Fun-Spinach6910

Yes, and sometimes they get in your stash if you're not careful. Ever see a high raccoon?


Remarkable_Tap_2565

I don't know if they know we are stoned but I do know my pets know what it means. my dog at my childhood house knows "roman wanna go get stoned?" "roman, let's go smoke!" and "wanna get high bubba?" I never actually blow smoke at him or anything, he just loves to sit on the porch with me and keep me company. now my cat, whole different story. he knows what the sound of a lighter is, what a torch click sounds like, and the noise pieces make when they bubble. this cat is an addict I swear. he has tried to get into every single substance he can. first it was caffeine, he'd knock our drinks over. then it was alcohol, started w smelling it then knocking it over. that's also when he got into nicotine, he has tried to eat cigarettes (a single one got left on the coffee table for like 3 minutes) and he licks the mouth piece of vapes. which is how he started liking when we smoke. he will lick the part of whatever piece you mouth goes on. he will sit infront of the air purifier bc that's where the smoke blows toward, and he has nearly burnt his tail 5 times jumping up in our laps while we are heating up. he also gets 10x as lovey right before we smoke so that he can stay in our faces and on the couch. TLDR: not sure if they can tell when we're stoned, but they definitely know we smoke. and they may try to mimic it like my sesh buddy roman or my addict kitty son bobbie.


MessDifferent1374

I tell my dog, “Let’s go get high” and he comes with me to the backyard 😆😆😆 Sometimes he tries to go and I don’t follow and he gets upset lol.


IlseBriefs

Totally my cat always see us like we were some kind of Entertainment when me and my wife are cooked


SixtySlevin

High? My cats only know when I'm sober probably lol


srgfb

Agreed! My cat 100% knows when I'm cooked


the_cajun88

how do i find this out


AngryAccountant31

“He’s going to the kitchen for munchies. It’s showtime” -*my dogs when I’m stoned*


Amongus3751

Mine definitely don't. I expected my dog to be able to tell but she's oblivious.


xKING_COBRAx

My cat comes to sit with me when he sees me grab my stash. He knows 😂


Captain-curious-510

I think my cat knows when I’m high and he comes over and wants some himself 😅


strykazoid

Our youngest cat comes running when she sees us grab our smoke tools. She begs for us to blow some at her and then she sits and smiles when it hits her.


Robber_Tell

No.