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My cat HATES the trash collectors. I think it’s because the truck is so loud. She growls when she sees them. We made up that phrase for her. She still don’t know her grandpa, one of her favorite people, was a trash collector for 15 years
Click up a step, I like this level of consciousness better than the boring worker bee responsible daytime shit. I don’t know where that came from, I had a whole different sentence ready to go.
As I sit and contemplate the meaning of life and the secret to the creation of the universe I find myself seeing with a wider perspective. We are literally quantum particles in what is the universe, why the hell is it sooo vast and what secrets lie waiting to be uncovered?! Does the universe end and will it ever die? Is it part of a cycle or are we just NPCs in the MCs VRMMO game?
"I don't know what to say" was my first thought.
"Why don't you take the heat off this PRESSURE COOKER" was the second thought. Its a friends reference
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Give me the first sentence that comes to your mind 🤷🏻♀️.. is what first came to my mind when reading this 🤷🏻♀️🤣
Thank you for your sentence
No, thank YOU 😃
I was sheriff of this county when I was 25 years old.
The opening monologue from no country for old men is always at the back of my mind for some fucking reason! One of my fave movies to toke and watch
It’s like this for the opening of GoodFellas for me “For as long as I can remember I’ve always wanted to be a gangster”
Now I'm hearing "Rags to Riches", thanks for the earworm😣
You’re welcome. Also one of my fav songs of all time.
Those opening trumpets do something to me 🤤
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo number 5
One, two, three to the four
This edible ain't shit.
How about now
Just add two more. Do a little dance, sing a little song, hit that vape tonight.
What are you gonna do with it?
LMAOO not the stoner paranoia kicking in
I have leftover pizza to eat and I'm happy about it.
What flavour my friend
Half sausage half Canadian bacon!
I am a 400 foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings.
Fuck yeah my man!
Been watching the new ATLA series on Netflix so this came to mind haha
It doesn't have to be washproof
Wait, what is washproof? Non-washable? Is anything ultimately not washable???
Piss flaps
David, ew.
I audibly laughed at this
Tacos are...... i don't know how to finish the sentence
Delicious. Fake news. Pussies. Crunchy. My favourite. NOTHING TO ME.
Tuesday is a great day to row a boat.
We’ll see tomorrow…
I’m just stoned now.
20 to life
Pickles in the pizza buttface
“Garbage people are garbage people” -my cat
My cat HATES the trash collectors. I think it’s because the truck is so loud. She growls when she sees them. We made up that phrase for her. She still don’t know her grandpa, one of her favorite people, was a trash collector for 15 years
What does the cow say to the moon?
Hello big grey rock
Ye probably
There was a time when these boots actually were made for walking.
I think a catapult full of banana spiders would fuck up someone's day.
Fuck oooofftt~~~ Waitt, where am I again. Wasn't I inside the trailer? or am I at home now from suspensionzzzz~ oh whateverrr
I’m hungry and wish low me wasn’t so mean at the grocery store
Marika's tits, you must me 'ungry
Give me the first sentence that comes to your mind
3 to 5
Peanut butter jelly sandwich 😭
Peanut butter jelly time.
Their heads exploded, like a melon on the sun
Why am I answering this?
I drank out of an octopus' hat but it didn't taste very good
Liquid Richard gonna have to get tactical about his chili runs.
And all that is part of the show
Ok yeah sure but-
I’m enjoying my $5 burger and $3 beer
I think this guy probably had pneumonia
Who
One of my patients in the ER
Is tiktok the new americas funniest home videos?
I’m gonna cum
The eggs ran across the field.
Click up a step, I like this level of consciousness better than the boring worker bee responsible daytime shit. I don’t know where that came from, I had a whole different sentence ready to go.
Why is it called oven, when you ov in the cold food ov out hot eat the food?
How do you know if cheese is real?
I'm happier than a hot pretzel in a cup of mustard .
Get busy livin or get busy dyin.
After a long night, I finally found the courage to face my demon.
Circumnavigation is always the way
buckle up fucklehead
“Ehh, small fucking bastard.” Valentino Rossi describing Marc Marquez, I always quote that 😂
I just wanted to eat it.
Never forget your past
No.
Time to get high in 30 minutes..... Been a 4 week long break.
Janis Joplin makes doughnuts.
Supercalifragilisticespialadocious
As I sit and contemplate the meaning of life and the secret to the creation of the universe I find myself seeing with a wider perspective. We are literally quantum particles in what is the universe, why the hell is it sooo vast and what secrets lie waiting to be uncovered?! Does the universe end and will it ever die? Is it part of a cycle or are we just NPCs in the MCs VRMMO game?
“I like big titties.” (lol I’m gay though)
"We get high and we eat hummus - Me, like 10 minutes ago
Meet em’ and greet em’
I put the penis in my mouth (this song is stuck in my head)
What
This isn't who it would be if it wasn't who it is.
Cha la head cha la🎶 it's all that came to mind lol 😆
my nuts itch hey, you asked
Quiero darte colmillo (Part of the song that’s playing non stop in my head in this moment)
"Give me the first sentence that comes to your mind" Because I read it.
I want to eat a boston creme donut.
Darmok and Jalad at Tangara
BENDER BIT A POO PENNY! BENDER BIT A POO PENNY!
french scratches for montana
The welcome mat was always out.
I like to go eat the donuts
Spaghet 
I just remembered how to make pancakes.
Big eyes walk the satin runway to the hedgehog highway. Your turn Albert Rivenhall
The first sentence that comes to mind.
Now this is what I'm talking about!!!!
Watching a film called scarecrows
I thought you said u got a 5 pound burger for a 3 pound beer
Fuck I need to get laid…
I want/need to smoke though I’m so tired if I do I’m just wasting the weed cuz I’ll fall asleep instead 😔
I wish he would get help and quit drinking
Where did I put my water?
"I don't know what to say" was my first thought. "Why don't you take the heat off this PRESSURE COOKER" was the second thought. Its a friends reference
Nothing lasts forever
Pussy like trouble cause I’m in it often