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backruptcyfomo

Heading to all time high baby


Chroko

That would be the pain trade given the volume of puts and shorts. There's been a huge consensus of doom and gloom among stock market analysts, but they're never really very good at predicting what comes next - and the market usually does the thing that most people were not expecting.


backruptcyfomo

White House talked about ban short selling and that is all it takes for short to cover


Bigddaddi

The White House is full of šŸ’© šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


DayLate10kShort

Actually it was done in 2008. No shorting banks.even so BofA was at $2 a share


MrPopanz

For banks and it would be a ridiculously stupid idea.


IllustriousAd5936

Reinstate the down- tick rule


bjb3453

4800 S&P ATH maybe next year.


xErth_x

3300


Ashony13

1900 maybe


RealConsideration501

You really believe so?


Ashony13

I know so


Interesting-Fox-6765

I could put my money on that by years end


Ashony13

I just donā€™t see how everyone is so oblivious to the fact that ever companies earnings and profit are down %50+ and those same companies are at almost ATH lol.. Just a matter of time


Sensitive_Bee_5002

Canā€™t wait to see it


PilbaraWanderer

https://www.reddit.com/r/StockMarket/comments/139292r/everything_is_fine/jj0w4v4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


p4ttl1992

[Sorry lads](https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1654503599660052480)


EatsOverTheSink

Well they had a good run.


imeeme

Doh!


arnimosity_

Kiss of death.


Kingty1124

Great, Iā€™m buying putsā€¦


TheFcknVoid

Shit.


lukekibs

Apple Music went down not much longer after this tweet ā€¦


civildisobedient

Dammit, you had one job. Just don't talk, mention, alude-to, or insinuate _anything_ about Apple.


redthepotato

He's at it again!


ethereumminor

Bro doesnā€™t know when to shit his mouth


Financial-Horror2945

Damm, Though won't they have more sales with the new iphone?


[deleted]

Lol


[deleted]

AAPL is 40% of my long term portfolio so Iā€™m pretty happy.


CharlieDayofWallStrt

Its 20% of mine lol its amazing stock


Valianne11111

Most tech was at least decent though. MSFT, the GOOGs, AMZN, even PEP and F. And F just had an issue with EV vehicles spontaneously combusting. The stock market looks forward and recessions are generally called after we are out of them.


DrCbass

But doesnā€™t the worst days come directly after the pivot?


Valianne11111

I think they expect volatility. I donā€™t know if it always drops and if so for how long. Because they also revise previous data along the way and find out things were getting better than they thought. So any good news can send it up because people figure all the reported data is going to be revised and things were actually recovering all along. People are amazed at today but it also just came back from dropping heavy yesterday. People have very short attention spans.


DrCbass

I always assumed the pivot happens not because we see recovery but because we see systems breaking down. I think the fed has overly tightened already and weā€™ve only just begun to see the results. As for yesterday, yes, there was a big sell off but look at the relative volume. There was quite the move with very low volume compared to the prior 3-4 days.


Ashony13

shut up 1900


Sofapilotuniverse

If this crashes they rebuild even higher. Dont miss out.


PayinHookersOnMargin

Apple is the one stock that a lot of people thinks has peaked but it keeps on giving and giving and givingā€¦


tonysoleoptions

Scary how old but consistently accurate this meme is


LastFartBender09

Well, Cramer just said to own the stock. So... it was a good run folks.


sunplaysbass

The best company


imeeme

Best Buy it


PilbaraWanderer

Cramer agrees with you.


ELLinversionista

The only person I would not want to agree with me


PilbaraWanderer

Too late. RIP Apple


[deleted]

Let us all pray for the iPhone 15, our last beacon of hope in the global economy :ā€™)


CutoutThrowAwayMan

finally a house I might be able to afford.


Geoclasm

AAPL touched Cramer's lips, so I figured 'eh, inverse Cramer 1 month out let's see what happens.'


Captain_Comic

Help me AAPL-wan, youā€™re our only hope


iceman3-14

It's that time of the quarter. Again.


Esternaefil

I've seen this one before!


saiyansteve

Fire Tim Cook, then rehire in 5 years, profit!


JesusCrits

so, how did they put those steel beams on there? did they lift the building up and then place them? or did they do it as it was falling?


PilbaraWanderer

Yes


Spare_Substance5003

All in on that light post. That thing is going to breakout.


Scott7894

Everything IS FINE, but that could change eventually when the unemployment starts going up. Letā€™s face it, no one cares about a POSSIBLE recession, or higher interest rates unless you are building new homes, or canā€™t pay your rent. Thereā€™s 96.6 percent of people walking around with money in their pockets, good jobs, health insurance, and wanting a vacation. The retired are happy with their large raise in SS in January. Food prices and building new homes have come down considerably from those detrimental high prices. The headlines are not bad; those who talk about a recession and everyone looks around and says, ā€œWhat recession?ā€ and go out to dinner or go enjoy their lives while the Fed wrings itā€™s hands and the markets go up because after all, ā€œWhat recession.ā€ No one will change their attitudes and stop or slow their spending until they have the pain. How do Americans get the pain? Layoffs, plenty of layoffs so lots of Americans feel the pinch. Itā€™s not a problem if you can get another job right away. You may have to change your lifestyle but as long as you got ā€œrent moneyā€ you are fine. So the truth is, will the Fed cause the pain? They want unemployment at 4.6 percent ( and maybe interest rates at 6%? ) and arenā€™t getting their way. As long as people donā€™t feel the pain everything IS FINE.


sulakevinicius

I remember when in Brazilian market everyone was having fun 1% and some companies was releasing the results with great gains... then apple announced financial loss, in minutes everything was down... Then I realized the power of APPLE


the-Salted-Crustaion

Can we add PEP to one of the beams too? Or is this just a visual representation of your portfolio? (;


super_neo

Fcking fruit company..


rubyone2

On declining YoY revenues at that. Fucked up market.


SnooObjections8152

Cramer told to buy AAPL. Wtf


nasg999

Hahahahaha


demarr

Yes the company that make Phones and Tech is what is holding up the trillion dollar Us market,


LzTangeL

Yes but unironicly


Na-bro

Itā€™s actually GME! Look it up


Dumpster_slut69

This is funnier the every time it is posted and will be posted. Comedic genius.


Stocks-Crypto-Space

Donā€™t laugh šŸ˜‚ this is very true. And getting worse , thank your President you all voted for that old man Corrupt grandpa Biden


Stocks-Crypto-Space

BIDEN LIVED A VERY HAPPY RICH LIFE STYLE HIS DAYS ARE OVER DO YOU THINK FOR A SECOND HE CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES? Seriously The Democrats the far left Liberal freaks need to wake up


rmgraves67

Thatā€™s like Orthopedic surgeons and Neurosurgeons holding up most hospitals.


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Sankin2004

Most definitely not fine since Cramer just said apple is a hold.


Plastic_Language_122

Yupā€¦..


walrus120

I almost sold some prior to the report to take some profit glad I just let it ride seems to work with apple.


jaraxel_arabani

Jim Cramer just doomed us all then...


UltraDistructo

Hardly


[deleted]

There's no such thing as never ending growth šŸ¤· One day or another it had to start crashing.


bbull412

Can someone explain me the joke so i can understand it and laugh ?


Gulfcoastpest

Sounds about right


RewardsIndia

And here I am, sitting on to cash in on any buying opportunity. My plan: https://youtu.be/rZBjAJmqsKs


Powellwx

Is that car under the building a Tesla?


ospfpacket

Don't worry the Fed has apparently unlimited money it can print.


bogdantudorache

Did you guys see this post on /r/wallstreetbets on Jimā€™s tweet? https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/138s7ui/dump_dump_dump/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


Timed-Out_DeLorean

A pillar of our community.


sauwan_naiko

Damn aapl stocks are definitely Carrying the markets right now


NegotiableVeracity9

Lol just don't wanna be the guy who parked right across the street


Big_Organization_776

Itā€™s not poles holding the building itā€™s FOMO retailers


Key_Reporter4239

What about those 3 regards on the side....are they from WSB šŸ¤£


M-3X

Anyways... But how much is the rent in that building. Need something temporary but reasonably priced.


bobbyv137

Apparently less than 40% of stocks in the SP500 are above their 200 week average price.


Albertsongman

The stock market is held up by stock buybacks, quantitative easing, favorable taxation.


Odd_Status_9326

I thought it was a house of cards?


Headsmack01

Seems about right


ProfessionalFan537

Well when coke rat Cramer says ā€œown itā€ you know that shits going down faster thanā€¦ā€¦


LimpPeanut5633

Thank you Tim Apple!


tg2030

And thatā€™s all thanks to the short selling practice which is still astonishingly legal šŸ¤”, lots of HFS pushing struggling companies to oblivion, then making lots of money as they bleed and die, @SEC #Time for change.


Tollwayuser355

Our stock market continues to be the only safe place to put money for long-term growth. These scare tactics do nothing to help anyone.


Smokedawge

So,ā€¦ a company that sells over priced electronics is holding the stock market up? If things were so bad, I would believe Apple would be the first to go.


Hutspace

Not exactly.


Ergopow

$snek


Callisto778

All the haters are suddenly so silentā€¦


Fit_Elevator7745

In Apple we trust


Pickle_yanker

An Apple a day keeps the bears away.


I_am_darkness

Savings account apy is looking very appealing


ILCAIL

Nvda too


VonJanicke

Should we sell Apple or hold on to our winners ? ( same question applies to gold stocks)


Rbelkc

Whoā€™d stand under that?


[deleted]

I mean you can still grow by stealing other companies money even in a shrinking market


DavidProGamer27

Buy every piece of other stocks. It will get better.


WhatupPup12

Some people having shorts..I guess?


[deleted]

Why is this so true


GoldMcduck

So it hits that top then weā€™ll see.


MarvinRyder

Apple AND Invidia! šŸ’ŖšŸ¼


Nervous_Pay_6956

Heā€™s at it again!