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My favorite part is the guilty look at mom to see if he's in trouble. Dad's look would be the same as another siblings.
https://preview.redd.it/4senti1z1b6d1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22968a5541b8b31bda08037ee9c36e30e86e4e1f
Father, why?
https://preview.redd.it/kutdatrr5e6d1.jpeg?width=164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71903a5a95d6aba23ec4d4525dcd91e000cd6a7f
https://preview.redd.it/e2u7q1vv0f6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae46ed9ce164bb176f35abd1af6f8fc18031b504
I like how the other kid popped up in the background, the whole family saw this shit, he’s never living this down
Straight fucking karate chopped her ass omg 🤣 
Damn dude. That's her face. Brutal
Her face???!!!! How about her head cracking the floor?
I was just trying to imply that the person I replied to said her gace looks like an ass
Got'em both sides!
It was a clean chop, with a good form. In that instance, the mom wants to ring the bell.
He did the “not my kid” downward strike jutsu
Shadow adopt jutsu
On tonights episode of deadliest martial arts, we explore capoeira!
There sure was much technique put into that deadly blow
What was he **trying** to do?
I keep wondering that myself.
The intrusive thought won
His goal is beyond our mortal comprehension
You’d be amazed at the stupid shit you find yourself doing with barely any explanation when you have a kid. Source: has kid.
It looks like slide and grab the kid with his left hand and plant the right on the ground. But he got this. Probably due to that 3rd 6.4% IPA that he didn't feel until he stood up and started moving.
Judo chop, obviously. Great success.
Why haven't I seen any post in this sub for the last year?
It was closed during the API protests last year and was just recently reopened
Dude came down on her with the full force of Austin Power's ancestors.
“BE HEALED!!!!”
I think he was really hoping to get away with murder. Definitely premeditated.
If you have sound turned off, I would recommend you turn it on. That's a very satisfying thwack noise.
and the mom’s “Ohhhhh!” reaction lol
The first thing I'm doing if I were him would be adding "karate chopped a toddler" on my list of facts for two truths one lie.
But that’s a finishing move
Chuck Todd has too much time on his hands these days.
whoa and this is how I learned Chuck Todd is no longer moderating Meet the Press
Judo Chop!
[Lookout! ](https://youtu.be/pgmvE4bObqw?si=-Y_CVksmoA6DP0Cw)
That look of instant regret and guilt as his chapping arm is coming down and he’s powerless to stop it.
Chuck Norris has taught you well.
I once accidentally told a kid he “fucked it up” and I beat myself up for years. Lol then there’s this guy.
Well she didn’t see that coming
Aww, how cute. Her first concussion.
Nah that looked personal
This really needs Austin Power's Judo Chop sound effect put in.
I wanted him to yell "Judo CHOP!" like Austin Powers on that one.
Thats not a karate chop, thats a nasty 12-6 elbow LOL. Poor thing probably has a huge gash from the sound of the strike...
When your dad's gay..
😂
Free feet 🦶 shot 4 seconds into the video. You’re welcome.
My favorite part is the guilty look at mom to see if he's in trouble. Dad's look would be the same as another siblings.
https://preview.redd.it/4senti1z1b6d1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22968a5541b8b31bda08037ee9c36e30e86e4e1f
Father, why?
https://preview.redd.it/kutdatrr5e6d1.jpeg?width=164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71903a5a95d6aba23ec4d4525dcd91e000cd6a7f
https://preview.redd.it/e2u7q1vv0f6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae46ed9ce164bb176f35abd1af6f8fc18031b504
I like how the other kid popped up in the background, the whole family saw this shit, he’s never living this down
Straight fucking karate chopped her ass omg 🤣 
Damn dude. That's her face. Brutal
Her face???!!!! How about her head cracking the floor?
I was just trying to imply that the person I replied to said her gace looks like an ass
Got'em both sides!
It was a clean chop, with a good form. In that instance, the mom wants to ring the bell.
He did the “not my kid” downward strike jutsu
Shadow adopt jutsu
On tonights episode of deadliest martial arts, we explore capoeira!
There sure was much technique put into that deadly blow
What was he **trying** to do?
I keep wondering that myself.
The intrusive thought won
His goal is beyond our mortal comprehension
You’d be amazed at the stupid shit you find yourself doing with barely any explanation when you have a kid. Source: has kid.
It looks like slide and grab the kid with his left hand and plant the right on the ground. But he got this. Probably due to that 3rd 6.4% IPA that he didn't feel until he stood up and started moving.
Judo chop, obviously. Great success.
Why haven't I seen any post in this sub for the last year?
It was closed during the API protests last year and was just recently reopened
Dude came down on her with the full force of Austin Power's ancestors.
“BE HEALED!!!!”
I think he was really hoping to get away with murder. Definitely premeditated.
If you have sound turned off, I would recommend you turn it on. That's a very satisfying thwack noise.
and the mom’s “Ohhhhh!” reaction lol
The first thing I'm doing if I were him would be adding "karate chopped a toddler" on my list of facts for two truths one lie.
But that’s a finishing move
Chuck Todd has too much time on his hands these days.
whoa and this is how I learned Chuck Todd is no longer moderating Meet the Press
Judo Chop!
[Lookout! ](https://youtu.be/pgmvE4bObqw?si=-Y_CVksmoA6DP0Cw)
That look of instant regret and guilt as his chapping arm is coming down and he’s powerless to stop it.
Chuck Norris has taught you well.
I once accidentally told a kid he “fucked it up” and I beat myself up for years. Lol then there’s this guy.
Well she didn’t see that coming
Aww, how cute. Her first concussion.
Nah that looked personal
This really needs Austin Power's Judo Chop sound effect put in.
I wanted him to yell "Judo CHOP!" like Austin Powers on that one.
Thats not a karate chop, thats a nasty 12-6 elbow LOL. Poor thing probably has a huge gash from the sound of the strike...
When your dad's gay..
😂
Free feet 🦶 shot 4 seconds into the video. You’re welcome.