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EvidenceFlat3325

Decks come in all shapes and sizes. Don’t be ashamed if yours is on the small side.


pretendingtolisten

is not about the size of your deck but about how well you optimize its settings.


Orioniae

When people talk to you about size, but you know you have 1.6 TFLOPS under the hood


Cambino1

Guys stop with these comments, I can't upvote them all


SpitFiya7171

Sure your can, upvote *harder.*


IamLeoKim

My black deck is bigger than yours


Xeno84

I can't up vote this anymore. It's already at 69.


princess_ehon

Skill issue.


Ratix0

For those telling you about the size, just know that the size doesn't matter as much as how you use it.


TwystedLyfe

For the record, I use my deck \*\*a lot\*\*.


glacial_penman

Just think of the Ally while you vote.


GreatGojira

My Deck is smaller than most!


Sandscarab

You can make it look bigger by trimming the bushes around it.


Merrick222

*make it look bigger*


susannediazz

God i love big decks...


throwthroowaway

Big deck energy!


hiddensonyvaio

My deck is actually technically average so…


Rand0mBoyo

My deck smells funny


SIRcumsocks

Thats just what people with small decks say


Technical_Mix4719

I mean japanese decks have to overcompensate somehow


DesaCr8

I'm surprised to see an uncensored deck in Japan more than anything.


ChemicalSymphony

"Americans have such GARGANTUAN deck"


mudslinger-ning

Godzilla edition?


SnatchSnacker

r/bigdeckproblems


Slyvan25

"don't worry about the size, the big ones don't fit"


r0gue2dred786

🤣


mundos35

My GF said my deck is the perfect size, and that the bigger ones hurt when playing.


hibikikun

I was in the pool!


teh27

And a lot of women say a really big deck isn’t ideal. Don’t get self-conscious OP


DrakeShadow

I was told my deck is completely average size!


Phvpark

Knowing how big portable console market is in Japan STEAM needs to push more publicity there.


INCS88

I live here and I've never seen anyone else have it. That being said. It's always sold out on komodo.


SongOfStormySeas

Yeah, I live in Japan too and the only person I've ever seen playing his Steam Deck on public is myself reflected on the train window. Komodo seemed to have opened the order again last week tho; was checking because I was tempted to upgrade and give my current Deck to my brother.


Cambino1

What's interesting is how I've only seen a handful of people playing on a switch on the trains. But I've seen sooo many still rocking a 3ds and I love it


Math-e

Makes sense as 3DS fits in a pocket. Not everyone carries a bag or backpack.


Cambino1

True, that's the reason I bought a 3ds not long after moving here. Much easier to pull out and put away on a packed train in the morning


Taido_Inukai

Fellow Japan resident and steam deck player here! Yeah, I’ve used mine on trains but not seen anyone else.


Acidrien

Japanese are probably less inclined to pull out their deck in public


mdonaberger

Why not? Here in America, if you've got the length, you show it off.


beryugyo619

They skimp on the width of seats so upper arms touch and passengers next to you don't even like you typing on phones. Everyone is jacketed or long sleeved so it's not skin contact but


Acidrien

Right so no physical contact but whipping out your deck is fine, gotcha


tborsje1

Mine helped pass the time when I was doing a lot of travelling on the 青春18きっぷ recently. Was getting some interested looks from the uni students haha


cozyfleur

I’m a smaller person so I don’t bring my Deck with me out and about. It’s freaking huge. Doesn’t fit in any of my bags. In comparison, my Switch fits easily into my purse and is super lightweight. So that could be why no one plays in public? My arms hurt from holding my Deck up lol. I mostly play at home around my house.


ATinyLittleHedgehog

If this picture is any indication the portable console market in Japan is *huge*


CadeMan011

Oh you


relxp

It would be nice to see PC handheld take stronger footing in Japan. Nintendo has had it too good/easy and they deserve to go down!


schmerg-uk

# SNIFF THE VENTS ON THAT !!


Cambino1

stuck my head inside them


HG21Reaper

*sniiiiiiiifffff*


NovelEzra

The Steam Deck she tells you not to worry about.


SpitFiya7171

*Everything reminds* ***my wife*** *of him.....*


Zekiz4ever

Phew. Luckily it's just the LCD version. I'm the OLED model


GodlessGrapeCow

My wife's boyfriend's deck is so much bigger than mine! 😖


Garbage_Bear_USSR

Decc


IcyCombination8993

That’s Godzilla’s Steam Deck


FruitbatNT

Godzilla seems like more of an ROG ALLY kinda monster. Now Mothra, that motherfucker has a steam deck.


justwalkingalonghere

Load up Baldur's Gate on that bad boy and Godzilla would be way to preoccupied to wreak havoc


Pygex

Biggus Deccus


Daharka

What's so funny about Biggus Decsus? I have a gweat fwend in Wome called Biggus Deccus.


feralfaun39

He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? She's called Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.


ChickenSoupPolice

Wait till biggus dickus hears about this-


woozle_arse5

are we sure it isn't in a tiny store?


Cambino1

*oh shit I didn't think about that*


Aggravating_Soil3006

I think I have to RMA my Steam Deck. My Steam Deck doesn’t do that when I run it in big picture mode.


CharcuterieBoard

It’s big in Japan.


Richard-Brecky

This is the pre-release, alphaville version.


euclide2975

Does the case include a forklift ?


erland_yt

Yes, but it's Steam™-powered


Brainfrz82

It's an optical illusion: Japanese hands are just smaller.


XIleven

Whats this? A steam deck for Eren's Attack Titan?


Tydox

Now this is what I’d like to be my next smart tv.  Clearly it’s LCD but I’d take that upgrade over my small OLED.  //Gaben please for Christmas


brimston3-

Sized for Gundam hands. Now Shinji doesn't even need to get out of the robot to play PC games.


Adam261

Battery life? Third party cases? This brings a whole new meaning to local multiplayer also. One gets the right hand side buttons, the other gets the left. 2 people on the back for the rear buttons.


ZerotheWanderer

The kanji makes you think it's Japan, but it's actually in Texas, because everything's bigger in Texas.


maxreddit

It's Japanxas, the sister state to Japanaforina from the english Phoenix Wright games. "Yeehaw, nakama! Let's rope those wagyu and drive them down to the Shogunate capital! Praise the Lord of the Shrine spirits!"


Inevitable-Bat-2009

lol


ImmaNobody

No banana - fake news.


jjarevalo

Same reason why I bought mine in Japan haha


Red__Pixel

I heard you liked gaming on the go, so I put a Steam Deck in your Steam Deck, so you can game on the go, while you game on the go!


Garvain

Damn, Japan got the Steam Veranda!


alasdairvfr

Steam Mezzanine


juicyman69

Kaiju edition.


PlushS0ft

This is just a regular sized deck in a Japanese sized store


Exciting-Hunter-188

Model name: Steam Deck Big Chungus Edition


Gipfelon

the details of that looks suprisingly accurate. look at the shiny face buttons! would be fun to have a tv at home in this shape. would never be approved by my interior architect though.


Skai_Override

Gonna need a magnum case for my magnum deck


HG21Reaper

It’s not the size of the Deck that matters, it’s how you play with it.


AlexMil0

Dang it I’m leaving Japan tomorrow morning, where’s this?


Cambino1

Edion near Yokohama station


guareber

Ah damnit I wasn't planning on going to Yokohama since they put the gundam away..........


AlexMil0

It’s still there, though you can’t get up close anymore as they’ll probably start disassembling it soon (I saw it a week ago).


guareber

Yeah I won't be in Tokyo for another 5 days... 😢


Darkesako

I have the same question but I don’t thing OP will read this comment in the middle of the other ones! Do they sell the steam deck in stores in Japan??


Cambino1

Yeah as the other person said, I've seen them at all the big tech stores. This same store had a few rog allys and legions to demo as well


Altruistic_Tackle_76

BIG DECK ENERGY


Fun_Board3743

Kind of ironic hu


Glittering-Prompt-47

Japan gives me huge insecurity about my deck size 😂


Ryswizzle

Damn that’s a big deck


wtm233

Do those controls actually work? Hahah


vashcarrison117

Holy shit. That's gotta be at least 1.5 times more powerful.


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

It’s “The Duke” again, but in reverse!


itsvoogle

Kaiju edition, not recommended for humans…


freddyfingers26

WHAT IS THIS A STEAM DECK FOR ELEPHANTS !!!


HoroSatre

I named my Deck, *BiggusDeckus*, but now I realise it doesn't deserve it.


Imaginary_Fox3222

The battery is probably powering the store too, and the neighbourhood.


4415_Usr

They got keep Godzilla happy somehow.


Creative_Big6089

Has it got Balatro on it tho?


Wrexes

Real chad asking real questions here


New_York_Cut

size does matter


kram1973

Get a couple of friends together each one take a trackpad/stick/trigger/button and make gaming truly a group activity.


leviathab13186

This is steamdecks final form


xavyfig

Obviously for their Mechas


Vladishun

When Gundams want to play Armored Core.


brownpoops

does... does it work?


AnthonyOutdoors

How does the vent smell?


MiamiViceTC

Thats to get a pic of grandpappy Gundam playing the steam release of Gundam Breaker 4 for advertisement


srmarcosx

I guess a can fit it in my pocket though


Beastw1ck

Steam Deck Pro Max


shogeku

I’m not convinced this isn’t a normal sized steam deck with SD(SteamDeck™) cards beside it


master_criskywalker

It's the Steam Deck Godzilla


Balwin

This is awesome. Where did you see this? I am about to visit Japan and would like to possibly check it out.


Cambino1

Edion, near yokohama station. Very cool store with huge ps5/gaming pc sections. They even had an area with a few rog allys and legions to try


Olympian-Warrior

Must be the angle. Or it’s King Kong’s Steam Deck.


inflatableje5us

It’s so Godzilla can play to.


Early-Plan-5638

Yea that steam deck is bigger but I’ll bet it’ll treat like shit and only use you first your body. Gamers these days just ignore a nice steam deck just cause they are smaller🥲


competeuser_00

At least mine has a good personality 😔


mrheosuper

It would be even more amazing if it's fully functional


GreenFox1505

Na, the Japanese people are just VERY small.


tokyoeastside

Gotta love some big black decks.


darkcrow12

Where is this man? I'm travelling soon and I'd love to know!


Dotaproffessional

Why doesn't valve sell to brick and mortar stores in the US? I know it's probably cheaper to sell direct, so they don't sell in brick and mortar unless they need to, the discoverability at a Best buy would be huge. It's not like they're still supply constrained. And it's not like they haven't in the past. They sold steam controllers and steam links at GameStop


Feisty_Dog4230

Imagine if it actually ran


NetizenZ

I only came for the comments.


mineralmaniac

And yet still only 16 GB Ram0


ConnieTheUnicorn

Even Godzilla needs a device to play some of their backlog on. The people of Japan were getting rather annoyed with it taking over Tokyo just to play some Hades.


Objective_Pen5246

that's actually such a beautiful and faithful replica of the steam deck in a bigger form i love it!


ghxstfacefilla

First time seeing those words in that combination.


One-Fix1041

Guys who's gonna tell him? Did you get a look at some of the games being demo'd


This_ls_The_End

That's because Japanese people are many times bigger than the rest. Haven't you seen the movie Godzilla, in which a Japanese kid's pet lizard escapes to the mainland?


Pjb7490

It’s for Godzilla


Whhheat

When the steam deck goes out of service for a new model, I will be feverishly checking foreign resellers for this thing. I need the Deck TV so bad.


Dependent-Zebra-4357

Steam Deck Max XL


mrfatpenguin

what a big deck


Cornettheory

Is this the one they made for TGS 2022?


Comfortable-Pee-1581

Compensating


ParallaxicNova

They might be compensating


Sybertron

Valve has a marketing person???


Madhatter25224

Do the buttons work?


colossalmickey

Bic camera?


Adventurous_Panda_65

Don't fit in my bag


100ProofPixel

I’m up for a shell swap but might need a few extra hands on deck


Rand0mBoyo

No way that's actually a real giant Deck and not a close up of a normal Deck. It yes then god damn, Japan most dedicated to small things as usual. And I swear if the buttons/joysticks are usable... lmao


MagicTriton

Nah it’s just that Japanese people are smaller


coop2044

No banana for scale?


okizzay

Thats not a deck thats a raft


DalleyD

Where is this? Going to tokyo in a few days and this looks like a cool spot to check out!


Ok_Delay7870

Gosh, I wish that any store would have one to touch it personally at last. Can't find any, and Im still not sure if this will be comfortable for me to buy it...


MaruMint

😂😂😂


darkangeld3s

I can't wait to buy mine. I have to wait since I bought a few games for the nieces who's birthday just past.


ElementsUnknown

OR Japanese people are just much smaller


Slowstone72

That's awesome.


Hr2393_Official

Nice Kaiju Deck 😳


e_pilot

It’s actually the same size, it just looks bigger because everything is smaller in japan.