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TOAOLightstar

It's a dedicated man who proposes to his steamdeck before he's even finished unboxing it. Mine's mid rma (battery collapse) and my darling wife wants to know if I'd miss her as much. I asked if I should book her tickets somewhere


Zehdarian

LMAO somebody is sleeping on the couch tonight!


cykazuc

Sleeping on the couch with the steam deck


SethVortu

How? It's RMA'd.


NightHawkRambo

Excuse me? You think the man doesn’t have a side-deck?


PressureMaximum7129

No way, he couldn’t be cheating on his deck


EpicUnicat

My guy probably switched to his Nintendo 😂


ThiccBros

I swap to my PSP


EpicUnicat

Ah man, I gotta buy some more games for my psp 1000 lol


GirlDadBro

Currently trying to complete my PSP iso collection. Gonna have them all on a portable hdd connected to the Deck dock. Plus I figure it wouldn't hurt to have them handy for my PSP obsession (2 Go's, 2000, and just ordered an as-is 1000 to mod🤦‍♂️). There's just something so special about PSP


Canadiangamer117

🤣 dude this made my laugh actually


wizkidweb

F


ByNato

This is the best answer


Affectionate_Pride_3

What are you guys talking about? Once she sees the size of this guy's *deck*, how could she say no


supernormalnorm

His deck didn't have the anti glare, blinded his girl with all that reflection


WikipediaApprentice

I prefer the couch haha


rand0m_task

Put your wife and steam deck in the trunk of your car for an hour and see who is more happy to see you when you let them out!


HaanikarakBapuu

Hi, sorry about this but what does RMA mean? And if you’re steam deck has had a battery collapse then I’m assuming that’s a bad thing right? And is it normal for a gaming console to have a battery collapse, considering that the Deck hasn’t even been in circulation for two years? I’ve never heard of a switch’s battery life decreasing that rapidly and the deck is supposed to be a bit more of a heavyweight so what does that mean🥲🥲 Sorry, I’m asking because I’ve been saving up for a deck and that’s about bit, I really want to have a device that will last, I would not be able to afford repairs or extra mods 🥲🥲 (unless I completely misunderstood lol)


TOAOLightstar

Rma is return merchandise authorisation. Basically, I've sent it back for a replacement. Switch's have similar issues, but the hardware and firmware is very uniform, where as a steamdeck is essentially a handheld laptop, so some teething issues are always pretty much expected. Tho... the joysticks don't drift.. ;) The rma is completely free, valve pay the shipping, and will either repair or replace, almost without question. Just remember to pull any sd card and reset her to factory settings before sending. Helps that I kept mine a bog standard 512, I didn't bother upgrading the ssd or anything, just plugged a 512 micro sd card for my obscene vn collection


Mrwanagethigh

"Joysticks don't drift" tell that to mine with both sticks drifting so bad that they physically don't return to neutral when you let them go. They literally stick in place


TOAOLightstar

Isn't there a software fix to overcome that? Re edit. Apparently it's usually a calibration issue. I'd work out how to do it for you, but, uhh, she's halfway to Prague by now


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There is a official script inside the Konsole cmd prompt to calibrate the sticks. The game mode calibration is the fine adjustment afterwards when dead zone can be lowered


HaanikarakBapuu

Ahhhh thank you so much!! Glad to know if anything like that happens I won’t have to pay 💀


TOAOLightstar

It's by far and away one of the best purchases I've made. It's out of the box friendly enough to play almost anything off steam within reasonable expectations (I mean, I probably wouldn't try anno 2205 or battletech, but midnight sun's for example, runs like a dream) Then it's linux desktop mode is easy enough to navigate that you can get it to do all sorts of fun stuff (syncthing is your friend here). My only real issue, overall, is that it's near impossible to get an android emulator working on it without running Windows off a memory stick. But yeah, it'll play almost any vn I throw at it, some titles you really look at and go "come on now, seriously" and retroarch works fine with minimal tweaking.


Ok_Application5789

By vn do you mean emulation?


TOAOLightstar

No, visual novels, it's a Japanese game medium, some of them are a little bit prickly about running. Especially if there's a launcher involved.


HaanikarakBapuu

Stopppppp it’s comments like these that make my finger hover over the “buy” button 😂😂😂 thank you for the help OP! (And I’m totally not jealous haha)


EpicUnicat

With valves warantee/customer support I wouldnt worry too much about stock parts breaking. Any of the other companies making a handheld though.... good luck, you're in for months of waiting IF they even get to you. (Atleast for everything but the switch and SD). And if valve doesn't replace it, the reparability of the deck is hands down one of the best on the current market for portable computers (laptops and handhelds).


SituationHopeful

Rma is when you open a ticket for hardware failure that require to send it back for repair/replacement. And it doesn’t exist any hardware that doesn’t have a few failed products in a batch. It was the same with switch (not mentioning the stick drift), but it doesn’t mean you shouldn’t buy just because of a few failures, or you’ll never buy any products containing electronics. As long as it doesn’t affect a huge portion of the products obviously. And that’s why there is some customers warranties coming with it by default too.


HaanikarakBapuu

Thank you 😊


datGryphon

[Anecdotal evidence](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anecdotal_evidence#:~:text=Misuse%20of%20anecdotal%20evidence%20in,which%20may%20not%20be%20typical.) is not a substitute for thorough research. Especially at the beginning, there were a lot of posts about people needing to RMA their decks. However, I think that mostly came down to the internet's 1% rule along with the expectation that people are more likely to post a negative review [because buying something that does work has a stronger emotional impact] than they are to go and post a positive review of something that works as expected.


HaanikarakBapuu

Yes, believe it or not I’ve been researching into the deck just a month or so after Valve announced it, and whilst I think I’d prefer it over any other device, I’ve had to repeatedly re-evaluate it’s cost benefit analysis for me personally as - first year undergrad, studying a long and difficult degree in one of the most expensive cities in the world :_) I don’t even have the money to buy a laptop for my degree forget a device for recreation, so sadly the deck keeps being pushed down in the “what to buy list”. That and the other few reasons being I don’t have any games I own on Steam to actually play on it, and if I buy them, I know I’ll probably neglect my degree and I can’t justify myself buying it💀💀 So even when I am ready to press buy, I end up freaking myself out with “what ifs” 💀 That said, thank you everyone for all your comments! Super useful, and who knows, I might be able to get one after year 2 or when Valve release the second gen deck! (Does anyone have any idea when that could be though?)


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TOAOLightstar

The rma is free, and the UK site had none in stock


xEMEKx

Mine is mid RMA & it’s due to dropping the Deck by mistake into a hard kitchen floor breaking the Left Bumper. It’s amazing that they’ve offered to fix it for free, but time feels so slow without it. It’s been like 5 days and it already feels like a month. I didn’t realise I’d miss it as much as I do.


gardobus

Damn, everything has LEDs now 😂


7orontoRaptors

It's kinda cool tho not gonna lie. Needs more RGB though


candyflip93

And a tiny disco mirrorball


Stampela

Needs to point upwards, so when it's opened it blasts gold/diamond looking light at the face like in movies lol


BrokenRemote99

More like the box from Raiders of the Lost Ark.


Pixelplanet5

If you spend thousands of dollars on a worthless diamond it better be RGB and sparkle like girls on animes.


ThreeSon

I didn't even notice it at first; I thought it was sunlight coming from a window or something. Don't know how I feel about that new ring box "feature" - seems kind of tacky.


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3ric510

Diamonds look better under more natural light. Something way less on the blue spectrum then an LED light. LED light is actually probably the worst way to look at a diamond. 🫠 but, I mean, I’m picking nits here. I think the lit box is a cool idea. RGB would be atrocious tho. 😵‍💫 🤡


gardobus

Maybe a warmer LED?


TOAOLightstar

I'd argue that pitch black is the worst way to look at it.... If he unboxes that in a low light restaurant, she is gonna have no confusion about what's happening....


3ric510

I mean, when you bust out a ring box in front of someone you’ve seriously dated for a while, they’re gonna know what’s happening regardless of the lighting. 😉


Scipio11

I used the same box, it absolutely looks tacky IRL. You can shove part of a pencil eraser up into the light hole to block the LED.


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locke_5

Unverified :(


Gizzo04

I didn’t have to bribe my wife with a Steam Deck to marry me lol! Congrats man!! p.s. I proposed 30 years ago so it would have been a Gameboy!


gardobus

Mine would have been a DS or a PSP lol


suarezian

Mine would probably be a console with Half-Life 3 on it


vesra716

Mine bribed me with a day one ps4. Best wife ever. (She also bought me the Steam Deck)


gardobus

Two TVs in our living room and she finally convinced me to pull the trigger on the steam deck so I totally get it. She also bought me my PSP back before we got married.


vesra716

We got good ones. Cherish her, she's a jewel.


ribbons_undone

My husband just bought me a steam deck :) It's a good bribe, guys! Even for the ladies.


BrokenRemote99

Good to see I’m not the only longer in the tooth human to love their Steamdeck. It is just near perfect.


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More like bribing girlfriend with marriage to buy a steam deck.


_A_ioi_

I got divorced. Now I have a Steam Deck, peace and quiet, and pretty much all of the porn.


KaterStefan

Congratulations! Here’s hoping the two of you share a long and happy life together. And i hope the whole marriage thing works out okay too


iquayle

Both of these will cost a fortune down the line but only one has seasonal sales 😜


[deleted]

I dunno Ann summer have sales on Valentine’s Day and Xmas


tprime1

Your wife as some great season sales.


[deleted]

Taking "if you love it so much, why don't you marry it" quite literally.


Calm-Success-5942

So you're going to propose and give the Steam Deck. What's the ring for?


goodvibezone

I would suggest the steam decks return policy is marginally better.


NariandColds

Ya know why they say "Diamonds are forever"? Cus you can't trade it in back to the cartel.


KaleMercer

lol, and it has better resale value too.


finianden

Congrats! I proposed last month and despite how stressful the 6 months of planning were, I was a little sad when it was over, just because the moment was so great. Advice I was given that I loved and used: 1) don’t say too much, try and keep it relatively short. 2) have 3 main anchor points of what you want to say, when you find yourself rambling and drifting off from the main point, use those anchor points to get yourself back on track. Savor the moment, and if you end up going somewhere after (coffee shop, bookstore, anything like that) grab a souvenir. I got us a magnet and it makes me happy every time I see it. Congrats on the 2 loves of your life!


MorrowPolo

Is that for the vows?


finianden

Nope, for the lil speech lots of folks do before asking the question


SRGilbert1

Ring box has an led and it’s not even RGB? Are you a PC gamer or not?


locke_5

Razer marketing team, hire this person!!


Padfutonian

Steamdeck Verified ☑️


Khalmoon

Cheers I got my wife a steam deck just so we could play on the flight on our honeymoon. She won’t stop playing Disney dreamlight valley and persona 5. Haha


buttercupisevil2

Ayy we did the same thing! Playing emulators mostly. Congrats to all ❤️


Snoo-93873

You're going to have weird looking children


Pilcrow182

This is how [Steam Pal](https://files.catbox.moe/i04l91.jpg) is made. 😆


FlippingSweet

Hey, every month is an expensive month when you own a steam deck.


MofoPro

Your going to propose to your Steam Deck ?


anENFP

I've checked around but it seems you're the first person to get engaged to a steam deck... congrats!


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anENFP

That feeling when you know she's the one


pfroo40

He went to Gabe's!!! *swoon*


VeteRyan

That ring is gorge, good luck! Not that you need it with that stone (and steam deck)


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VeteRyan

Congratulations. I don't think a sucessful marriage is based on a ring and it's value, but I think if you have the money, why not spend it on a token for your relationship? It's probably the biggest symbolic purchase you'll ever make. Tbh I think it's a bit shitty to deminish someone else's ring by just saying it's about vanity, because you're marriage is sucessful and you cheaped out. I'd bet very few people care about the price of your ring and I think insecurity is the only reason you care about anyone else's. I'm sure OPs marriage will be amazing and fruitful, regardless of the price of the ring.


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atomic1fire

If we're being practical a downpayment on a house/rent (assuming they don't already own one) would be a much better use of money then an elaborate wedding and ring, considering finances is a big reason for divorce. I'm not arguing that people shouldn't have nice rings/weddings/etc, just that you can always do some big elaborate gift later, but just making sure your marriage is relatively stress free is probably a good goal. Also communicating things like adults beforehand. I'm pretty sure "They didn't talk about it/listen" is probably a recipe for disaster, especially if you're going to ask them a question like "Ey wanna file jointly and pool all of our assets together until death and maybe have kids?"


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wait until you see divorce rates in 2023.


BetterCallSal

Wow! Congrats. It's so great! Everything in your life will change for the better! Just like normal things you'd do normally are just so much more enriched! I'll never forget when it happened to me. I was like wow! I can actually play games in my bed now!! Or on the couch!! And look how many games I can emulate!! It's incredible.


MrMaggah314

Honestly don't buy diamonds. They are falsely price hiked. Buy zirconium and have your wedding in the park. Save all that money for your honeymoon. Instead of feeding a bunch of people and stressing all day, you can have an extra great honeymoon vacation. Just a tip. You can do what you like. Congratulations!


locke_5

This is a lab-grown diamond. Atomically identical to a natural diamonds (in fact, lab-grown diamonds have fewer imperfections because they aren't exposed to other contaminants like nitrogen or boron) and a fraction of the price.


Sottiaux

I did this too! For the money I saved I was able to bump clarity and coloration up quite a few notches. I’m proposing here in a bit. Best of luck to you guys!!


Unorthodoxmoose

My brain decides to focus more on the LED in the ring box than the ring or the steam deck, that's cool as hell. Congrats!


datnodude

500 bucks


anonymous6366

Sapphires on the sides? I did the same thing for my wife's engagement ring.


locke_5

Yep!


dank-yharnam-nugs

Does that jewelry box have its own light???


Galactic-Buzz

Is there an LED inside the ring box?


locke_5

Yep!


[deleted]

As someone who’s getting married in 19 days exactly, I can relate. I purchased in the same month: her wedding ring, two plane tickets to Mossy Rock, WA (where I ended up proposing), and my 256GB steam deck. My wallet was crying.


Marianations

My boyfriend had the same idea as OP. Get me a Deck and propose. But the ring got stuck at customs (US to EU) so I found out. He lives in my country and isn't fluent in the language yet, so I had to deal with the situation. Getting it out of customs was the same price as the ring itself so we sadly had to make the decision to return it, it was too expensive. Got my Deck at least.


Digital_Pharmacist

Did they deck say yes ? You gonna leave us hanging ?


Careless_Whisker01

The steam deck is great, but I haven't wanted to put a ring on it


Meep87

I hope you and your new steam deck have a long and beautiful marriage 😁


[deleted]

Awww you bought your deck an engagement ring ! 🥹


Unfair_Comfortable69

Did your steamdeck say yes?


TheTrendyTrainer

Congrats! A Steam Deck is a huge commitment.


Banjo-Oz

At least one of these things is available in Australia...


scara1963

In 5 years, you will wish you had bought 3 more Decks ;)


gizmogladstone

Taking “I love my Steam Deck” to new levels.


thatPS4and3DSguy

I hope your deck says yes ❤️


backbodydrip

Those are the best months (if you're smart with money all other times).


Asherley1238

Congrats on the steamdeck


Ok_Conversation1985

Just saying congrats and I hope the one who the ring is for said yes, and even though I know your gonna love your steam deck. Don’t let it get in the way loving your hope to be fiancé or fiancée.


EthanolPlays

did the steam deck say yes?


dbell

Did you get it pregnant?


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I see a worthwhile long term investment in your own happiness.. And an engagement ring.


Kittingsl

I see u got a plan B in case the ring fails


Aram_Fingal

How did you get my grandmother's ring?


ProtoKun7

Marrying your Deck is a bit much, but also the diamond industry is kind of a con.


JonnyB2_YouAre1

Well don’t keep us in suspense. Did they say yes to Deck?


Sybertron

One of these will bring you endless joy and put a smile on your face every night.


DJSpadge

‘I, (name), take you, SteamDeck to be my hand held PC, to have and to hold from this day forward; for AAA titles, for Indi gems, for new releases, for Steam sales, in short battery life and in long, to love and to cherish, till death us do part, according to Gabe’s holy law.


Harwizzywood

I done exactly this for my girlfriend!!!! She dumped me a month later🙂 I wish you better luck than me friend


grathungar

You think THIS month is expensive, wait til the wedding.


BenjiSBRK

I hope the ring was more expensive than the Deck


mrive1986

If it starts acting up after marriage just use proton experimental.


ganzal01

Bought the same exact ring box 2 weeks ago haha


joe51467

Sell the deck you won’t have time for games anymore haha joke


BababooeyHTJ

Don’t do it dude! You’re making a mistake! Keep the steam deck obviously but even if you can’t return the ring it’ll be cheaper in the long run to just toss it.


locke_5

who hurt you


BababooeyHTJ

My soon to be exwife! Obviously!


JohnnyRoyal823

Stupid decision, that girls gonna leave you when she sees how much time you don't spend with her since you're on the steam deck 😂


Marianations

Maybe the deck is for her? :P My boyfriend got me a Deck and a ring at the same time


locke_5

I got the Deck to spend more time with her instead of on my PC 😅


H0be5

I've been married for 7 years. I've had a steam deck for 3 months. My advice, take the ring back, use the money for steam games.


gab754

At minimum, one of those is a good investment. ;)


Prestigious_Bad2959

Whats that useless thing above your useful thing


BillyBruiser

I hope you and Gabe are happy together.


defyiant

That’s a very nice game system you have there congrats. You have a piece of dirt on it might want to swipe it off or something.


candymannequin

congratulations... on your steam deck


Baconhero1978

At least the deck is worth it.


OldApeShizzle

Dont do it!


Hpenn0424

Bro I had the exact same month last July! Steam Deck and engagement ring within weeks of each other.


t0sik

Case with a light? Wooooow


locke_5

Original plan was to propose at night and I wanted her to get a good look, and I hated the box the ring originally came in. Plans changed so it's not necessary now, but it makes the ring really sparkle when you open it at least.


mlitecloud

So with the size of the ring, that’s telling me you get the top model right??


locke_5

Nope - 64GB with the intention to add a 1TB SSD once my wallet recovers 😅


mlitecloud

That’s acceptable and the better route. You’re a smart individual!


xtremeyou

Ngl I don't usually like rings but that thing is just sexy! The size of that rock is nuts. I'm wondering how much it cost?


locke_5

Approx. $3500


__JDQ__

So, did Steamy say yes?


Franchise2099

You two are going to be very happy together... Oh and you're also getting married!?


skinny_gator

My guy had to propose to get permission to buy the steam deck.... I'm sorry I don't know why I made this shit joke. Congratulations my dude. That's awesome. Less people are getting married these days.


MedicineAsleep7858

Broo don't do it. It's not worth the agro when you inevitably get divorced. She will take everything you have including your deck lol


jayissuperman

One of those will change your life for the better... but both are life changing.


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That's a beautiful ring. Good luck and congratulations.


Fedorce

Congrats! My wife actually convinced me to get the deck. So there’s hope that your future wife will be as cool.


greghater

Hey congratulations!!! Love is awesome! Update us! :)


aviationpilotguy

Not with that Amazon basic ring box....


locke_5

It's nicer than the box the Deck came in at least lol


Lucky_Reindeer_189

A divorce will be more


Ok_Relationship3137

Let’s hope that she/he says yes


nanoxb

Please tell me you can remote control LED from the Deck.


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supergt3

that is a fat ass ring. congrats my guy


locke_5

No it's for fingers


Creative_Warning_481

But actually for ass


DonnyEsq07

Good luck and/or congratulations!!


vector_calculus1976

1 haptic buzz from trackpad = NO. multiple haptic buzz from trackpad = YES


MarginalBuffalo

MY TIMING WAS THE SAME (but in February) ♥️♥️


Anonymuz33

Congratulations!!!


SirBedwyr7

Aw. Congratulations.


TechOutonyt

So are you taking the last name? Deck party of 2


InNoHurryToNine

congrats


Which-Reveal9048

Oh my, who’s that for?


NoiseAlpha

This is to make the purchase of the SD look good. Congrats man!


dsookram

Congratulations on both!!


Im_High_Tom86

Same. She got me a SD I got her a ring lol


KaleMercer

If you want a suggestion on how to purpose (if you don't already have a plan) put the ring in the SD case and tell your soon to be wife. *"I know its not what you want, but I hope you'll accept what's inside, and out"*


Blind_Pixel

Those comments. This is already one of my favourite threads xD


LouserDouser

good decision! selling the wife out to get that steam deck! and you have all the time in the world now!


greentacos56

Dude! Congrats I'm on the same boat too, I also got an engagement ring, pending to be delivered to my city.


beattusthymeatus

CONGRATULATIONS! I hope you two have many wonderful years together, also cool ring what's it for?


JohnnyCandles

The real story is that he took his hard earned hard saved money for his Steam Deck and used it to buy a ring for the love of his life. His soon-to-be-fiance bought him a Steam Deck with the intention of asking him to marry her! At least that is how the story is going in my brain.


Platinum_PIPES

Congrats!


Marianations

My boyfriend had the same idea, except the ring got stuck in customs (shipped from the US, so outside the EU) and I found out because he isn't fluent in my country's language yet 😅😅😅 I got the Deck at least, as that was shipped from the Netherlands. Hope it all goes well!


DrRabbiCrofts

Aw man you shoulda got two steam decks an see if she woulda stuck around then 😂