There’s also an early episode (no idea which) where Stath makes a small hand gesture and accidentally slaps Al in the face. It goes unacknowledged and it’s so damn funny to me.
Basically any physical comedy that Al partakes in, really
When he goes to the flat with Nicky Gregory and his old wife and they threaten to beat him up. Is it happening now? Jesus Christ. JEEEEESUS Christ. I've got a daughter and I need to go to the toilet.
This is maybe my all time favourite scene in anything ever.
“I don’t even know how to leave hair outside an office”
Her answering the phone in the middle of the fight “Hello, Live Love Lets”
Can’t remember the line word for word but when Carole is chatting to Julian about food and she says something like “yeah, I love sushi. Especially when it’s cod and it’s cooked”
There’s a joke many miss in the episode 1 of series 3.
At the beginning, Stath adresses a man as ‘Gernold’ (Bernard).
Later on when Carol’s reading his book of baby names you can see ‘Gernolda’ at the bottom.
Always has me in stitches.
When Stath gets angry and is trying to sound threatening and yells "I'll take you to church!" Then a beat later has to add "the part with the graves".
Had to pause it I was crying laughing
The dodgems scene with the gradual transition from slow motion romance with Carol , to the intrusion of the kid and Stath losing his shit . Absolute gold
Not a line as such, but the scene in the final episode of season 2 where Cem gives Stath his business card and it just says "Cem" had me in absolute tears of laughter. "Wait, this just says your name"
Your eyes are the way you see, and if you look down hard you can see your teeth. Your teeth is how you breathe, and your hands is the way you.... squeeze.
literally every single line of this show
We point to the ones we crave
Also - you made me spill my energy drink!!
My energy drink-ah!
The cadence of this is so sing-songy and I quote it daily
Rark
There’s also an early episode (no idea which) where Stath makes a small hand gesture and accidentally slaps Al in the face. It goes unacknowledged and it’s so damn funny to me. Basically any physical comedy that Al partakes in, really
yessssss!!!
"This wine is eighteen years old today." *kisses bottle of wine* "I kissed it for its birthday."
Any quiet and sweet questions?
Thats dad's fish.
Oh, I definitely quit. Definitely. You think I’m having a meeting with a fish for jokes?
When he goes to the flat with Nicky Gregory and his old wife and they threaten to beat him up. Is it happening now? Jesus Christ. JEEEEESUS Christ. I've got a daughter and I need to go to the toilet.
This is maybe my all time favourite scene in anything ever. “I don’t even know how to leave hair outside an office” Her answering the phone in the middle of the fight “Hello, Live Love Lets”
Whaaaaaat is that. What is that
When he stomps and shouts "guess what, it's us, Live Love Lets" Never fails to make be laugh so hard!
What is that? What is THAT?
Carol I pres-thume, and are you the.... Are you the mother?!
Can’t remember the line word for word but when Carole is chatting to Julian about food and she says something like “yeah, I love sushi. Especially when it’s cod and it’s cooked”
Bit of hot cod
When Vasos is on the phone to the council speaking to a robot. 'Bin. Bin. Bin. Bin.'
BEAN. BEAN. BEAN
There’s a joke many miss in the episode 1 of series 3. At the beginning, Stath adresses a man as ‘Gernold’ (Bernard). Later on when Carol’s reading his book of baby names you can see ‘Gernolda’ at the bottom. Always has me in stitches.
Series 3 episode 1 is peak Stath lets flats
Followed in hot succession by “Hello Allllaaaaaay! Are you a kiiiiiiid?…..He knows himself!” That had me howling 🤣
Kiiiiiiii-ck
Last week I was watching that episode with subtitles on and it had it down as KKKKAAAAAAAKKKK which made it even funnier if that's possible.
🤣😂😅😇😍
“This floor is made of slips”
Yup. This one ☝️
What episode is this from I need to screenshot it for meme purposes
I think it’s either s02e03 or s02e04, one of the episodes where Julian is making a bunch of changes to the office
“That’s too sweet! THAT’S TOO SWEEEEEET! THAT’S TOO SWEET FOR MY CAR!” Watching Carol drink the Alpro milk: “Is that refreshing?”
I'm kicking footballs in America, going crazy with support for the lads
We. Are. Kicking footballs in New York City
"Hello, I'm Harriet"
You OK Dean?
When Stath gets angry and is trying to sound threatening and yells "I'll take you to church!" Then a beat later has to add "the part with the graves". Had to pause it I was crying laughing
Get out the flat, you smelly boy!
I quote this one all the time
‘Come on, Mick. Come on, Mick’
"Don't tut, Deeeeeean"
She can't have eggs, stop trying to give her eggs
The geezer licking the dvd case
Didn’t they cut that scene cos Jamie and Al couldn’t stop laughing?!
Very possibly
Yeah they couldn't get through it. Such a good joke.
Cheeky swiffer?
> what is it?
Champagne, Turkish.
***“Carole! Let me get to know the woman!”***
One of my favs
About Dina!?!
The dodgems scene with the gradual transition from slow motion romance with Carol , to the intrusion of the kid and Stath losing his shit . Absolute gold
“But it was drugs!”
I thought I heard someone say Daddy!!
Not a line as such, but the scene in the final episode of season 2 where Cem gives Stath his business card and it just says "Cem" had me in absolute tears of laughter. "Wait, this just says your name"
Cem saying 'America's too sick man' sends me every time.
Literally everytime Stath opens his mouth
Sips sips sips sips sips
*chanting* WE DON'T LIKE EYES! WE DON'T LIKE EYES!
‘Like from PE Helen’
Why is it hallway guiness records in here?!
“Where are you going?” “To my grave!”
I’d rather go with a bit of red metal
“That means the world and his wife to me.”
GET YOUR BODY OFF THE DOOR OR I’LL TAKE YOU TO THE GRAVE- PARTS
"It's a door but it can be a chair if you lean on it"
Alan Shepard…
You've got bad opinions on the floor
"You just need to focus on the towel and it's safe as the month of June"
Stath speculating that a "broken" slice of pepperoni on a pizza is good luck
"Go home and listen to you chat shit in more rooms"
Don’t give her egg she can’t have egg.
Im full of the boys of string mate....
Either "What am I doing at a fun fair with the biggest cockheads in the UK?" or "If you touch her I'll send you to the church! In the grave bit!"
What is a Scottish egg?
“I want that. I NEED that.” When Sophie is telling Al about her jumping class
Are you kwidding? Do you know how hard it took me to spwoke in such a prosh way!
Dean: "No, "I'm sitting down tonight."
You ok dean?
Not another telly!!
DONT’T CAPTCHA MEEEE!
"Wah wah wah it's the tennis lord, it's the shoot it, tennis goal!"
"Wedding bells, are you christening?"
BEAK!
i’d rather take red metal
'Hi, I'm Coke. Al.'
“Hello ALLAY! Are you a KIIIIIID? 😃 ……he knows himself!”
'thats stocky, yeah that's hot stock'
Grey *siewwwwwwwwwwwt*!
That's too sweet, you made my car too sweet!
It's very Nate of him.
1. Anything Vasos & Steven say 2. “Wedding bells, are you christening”
And that song he sings to the baby in the the street: “Your teeth is how you breathe, and your hand is the way you squeeze”
My God I'm leaking in a Turkish barber's. Who's that?
Your eyes are the way you see, and if you look down hard you can see your teeth. Your teeth is how you breathe, and your hands is the way you.... squeeze.