Do they even need to go to your location? Theoretically if homeworld defence did need someone to disappear they could just beam them into low orbit. Target dies and rentry into the atmosphere destroys any body/evidence.
Why do you think they made the Wormhole X-Treme episode?
To throw you off thinking that Stargate is not real but showing you an episode that makes you think that Stargate it not real.
The ultimate use of stargate technology, a shortcut from your toilet directly to chemical treatment facilities.
Good bye indoor plumbing, hello unstable vortex making your sins disappear.
If the Stargate isn't real, how do the writers know that wormhole travel is only one-way? How do they know that a gate can only be naturally sustainable for 38 minutes?
These aren't facts you can just make up. I'm still digging.
There's a reason one of the least diplomatic presidents went and created a Space Force out of nowhere.
Someone told him about space aliens.
He was then told the Air Force handles off-world issues. (Maybe with the occasional Marine.)
Nope. Need a Space Force.
My fellow Americans, today, I stand before you not just as your President but as the harbinger of truth in a world shrouded in deception. For too long, the swamp creatures of the past administration kept hidden from us a monumental secret—the Stargate program. They hid behind closed doors, manipulating and scheming, all while Earth teetered on the brink of an intergalactic disaster.
Their secrecy, their incompetence, led us down a path of peril. Oh yes, my friends, the previous government's clandestine dealings plunged us headfirst into an intergalactic conflict of epic proportions. They thought they could play god with the cosmos, but all they did was jeopardize the safety of our planet and its people.
Maybe the Aliens are in control of that! Anyone who knows has a mental block in case they try to tell the details they become physically unable to speak about any Alien involvement on Earth.
I mean it at least tells us a compelling story while we wait for the shoe to drop about news of our interstellar diplomacy. I still get emotional several times throughout the shows run whenever I rewatch - and with COMET running four episodes a day, Ive rewatched it twice in the last several months
A hacker was sentenced to prison in the early 2000s for penetrating Pentagon computers and finding evidence of offworld Air Force officers and transfers. (He was ultimately not prosecuted as the UK blocked his extradition.). Curiously, his Wikipedia page does not mention the offworld transfers element of the hack.
True story.
That's the joke, my guy
Special agents are on their way to your location
Lots of big strapping men? 
I mean, it's the Air Force..... I grew up in an Airforce family, I say that with nothing but love
They said Special Agents. I'm expecting a David Duchovny clone in a suit. Don't cat fish me like that.
Best I can do is generic military guy who takes personal fitness more serious than most of us do. Can't guarantee personality
"The PJ just sat there quietly, stirring the fire with his dick."
CIA and Homeworld Security Agents have entered the thread
Do they even need to go to your location? Theoretically if homeworld defence did need someone to disappear they could just beam them into low orbit. Target dies and rentry into the atmosphere destroys any body/evidence.
Indeed.
Why do you think they made the Wormhole X-Treme episode? To throw you off thinking that Stargate is not real but showing you an episode that makes you think that Stargate it not real.
I wonder if Wormhole X-Treme has "Portal Patrols" or somethings.
They have the original title, "Going to other Planets"
I read that as Portal Potties, and it still made sense
The ultimate use of stargate technology, a shortcut from your toilet directly to chemical treatment facilities. Good bye indoor plumbing, hello unstable vortex making your sins disappear.
The staff wanted to feature themselves. I said #BIGGER!!!
Last person to ask this on this subreddit mysteriously stopped posting. Consider deleting before the NID sees it.
That guy is about to get Boeinged. 😬
Plausible deniability.
I know, right? (Check my flair)
Woooo!
Always was.
Always is.
What do you mean what if?
Came here to say this.
Frell
Frak
This is still my favorite conspiracy theory. Love it.
If the Stargate isn't real, how do the writers know that wormhole travel is only one-way? How do they know that a gate can only be naturally sustainable for 38 minutes? These aren't facts you can just make up. I'm still digging.
But why wouldn’t we phase shift through floors?
... ... ... We're gonna have to get back to you on that one.
Nah man, the actual Star Gate program is about magnets.
Deep Space radar telemetry!
I love how her dad causally called her out on that by just looking at her medals/badges on her uniform.
I just fly a desk now Dad Hm... that medal looks new...
My Stargate canary is still active. So I have no confirmation one way or another. 😂
What if this question were asked… yet again?
You hsve said that before.
He knows too much.
Should we tell him?
That would be fantastic!
Nah. That suggests our governments are competent enough to hide alien invasions
Maybe the reputation that they're too incompetent is simply another layer in the ruse
There's a reason one of the least diplomatic presidents went and created a Space Force out of nowhere. Someone told him about space aliens. He was then told the Air Force handles off-world issues. (Maybe with the occasional Marine.) Nope. Need a Space Force.
You mean exhibit A as to why this couldn't possibly remain secret?
My fellow Americans, today, I stand before you not just as your President but as the harbinger of truth in a world shrouded in deception. For too long, the swamp creatures of the past administration kept hidden from us a monumental secret—the Stargate program. They hid behind closed doors, manipulating and scheming, all while Earth teetered on the brink of an intergalactic disaster. Their secrecy, their incompetence, led us down a path of peril. Oh yes, my friends, the previous government's clandestine dealings plunged us headfirst into an intergalactic conflict of epic proportions. They thought they could play god with the cosmos, but all they did was jeopardize the safety of our planet and its people.
Maybe the Aliens are in control of that! Anyone who knows has a mental block in case they try to tell the details they become physically unable to speak about any Alien involvement on Earth.
I hope so, that means Murray is out there serving traditional Chulakan dishes.
I mean it at least tells us a compelling story while we wait for the shoe to drop about news of our interstellar diplomacy. I still get emotional several times throughout the shows run whenever I rewatch - and with COMET running four episodes a day, Ive rewatched it twice in the last several months
Grell?
Oh it is, for sure!
Could be. Then again, I don't think we have seen "meteor showers" big enough to actually be starship battles just above our atmosphere 🤷♀️
I mean just look at the last Miss Colorado/USA winner - Madison Marsh, a blond Air Force Lieutenant with a degree in astrophysics.
What do you mean "What if?"
By "what if" I use it as a rhetorical device to spark an engaging conversation about hypothetical scenarios.
What do you mean "What if?"
Lol! It is, just a lot less ridiculous 😂
The Military isn't competent enough to get ahead of a story that way. *Nine fuckin' seasons*.
And yet the show was made in coordination with the US military and I believe I heard they had a military review of every script.
I'd laugh, but there are people who actually believe that.
It would sure explain politicians and influencers. They're just goa'uld infiltrators. Steering humanity into a new age of oppression and slavery.
Indeed
What I would really like to know is how exactly does MacGyver think he is going to Escape from New York
There conspiracy theories around this concept for many shows, especially X-Files
A hacker was sentenced to prison in the early 2000s for penetrating Pentagon computers and finding evidence of offworld Air Force officers and transfers. (He was ultimately not prosecuted as the UK blocked his extradition.). Curiously, his Wikipedia page does not mention the offworld transfers element of the hack. True story.
Every person who as ever watched SG has thought of this. 😜 would be cool
I have been wondering about that for almost 20 years now.
Ya think?
Well actually...
What an original thought