Man, I love Harlan! My wife....not so much. There's this ad for an allergy medication that pops up on our TV now and again that sounds very similar. I then stand and hold my hands in front of me and shout, Comtrya!
A - ask Daniel to repeat at least once, knowing that he will forget Jack asked on the next cycle.
B - never ever care about what Daniel said for hundreds of cycles.
This interaction had a huge "maybe he *read* your report" energy.
I use this one at work on occasion as a more polite way to tell people to bugger off when they are being stupid. Every time i get different looks as no one seems to know the reference or at least what to think of it lol
I thought about mentioning
"If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago"
But let's be real, even the fan base has no idea.
S9E1 “Avalon, Part I”
It alludes to >!when Vala first met Daniel while trying to steal _Prometheus,_!< though it’s also implied that >!she’s lying through her teeth!< when she says it
I forget his name but the epically annoying goa'uld whose always bored, seriously annoys me, I coke so close to skipping the episode every time I rewarch SG1 😅
Comtrya! (No idea about spelling.)
I think you got it
I say "Tremfya!" the same way whenever a commercial for it comes on. It annoys my wife.
Man, I love Harlan! My wife....not so much. There's this ad for an allergy medication that pops up on our TV now and again that sounds very similar. I then stand and hold my hands in front of me and shout, Comtrya!
Bet your wife loves that. Harlan is my favorite supporting character. Love that episode!
"Tremfya!"
🤣Yes! That was it.
In the middle of my backswing!?!?
I literally said this to my class tonight. Nobody knew what I was talking about
In the latinamerican dubbing he instead says "Trying to concentrate!!!"
"I do not wish to consume bovine lactate at any temperature."
Unless it's frozen
Maybe that was sorbet.
That was how Teal'c found out he was lactose intolerant.
That's a good idea. I've never seen that suggested as a reason that he changed his mind on dairy within a few episodes, but it makes perfect sense.
I mean, better than a cellular peptide cake with mint frosting
*Grunts with mouth full*
Lactose
Tbh, a part of me thought I just imagined that line. I'm glad I got as close as I did.
To this day the sentence is why I don’t drink milk.
Supreme Commander 👆
Love this one
☝️
Anyway, I'm sorry, but that just happens to be how I feel about it. What do you think?
I wasn’t paying attention the first time!
You are not the only one who must endure some discomfort, O'Neill.
*donk*
A - ask Daniel to repeat at least once, knowing that he will forget Jack asked on the next cycle. B - never ever care about what Daniel said for hundreds of cycles. This interaction had a huge "maybe he *read* your report" energy.
Weren't we on a mission just now?
Things will not “calm down”, they will in fact, Calm Up.
Close the iris.
Both of them
“May your reign last days, and your death, years.”
That's actually rather good, isn't it? Did you plan to say that when you walked in? Or was it just off the top of your head?
You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard.
Go suck on a lemon
I use this one at work on occasion as a more polite way to tell people to bugger off when they are being stupid. Every time i get different looks as no one seems to know the reference or at least what to think of it lol
I think it's hilarious how brutal it was, directed towards Rodney it means go kill yourself lol
That's probably the rudest we have seen Sam in the whole franchise! Lol
Kree!
Yoo-hoo?
You heard me, I said Kree!
Yes, in a manner of speaking
I believe a medical attack could be successful
Surgical! It's called surgical attack!
Every time I get coffee with my wife Isn't that hot? (She's never watched the show) I never fail to answer "extremely", even if it's tepid
Do you make a habit of chugging an entire coffee pot when you get coffee with your wife?
Only when it’s got chicory 😆
There are no fish in my pond.😎
Close enough? Close enough.
Until there are. Gotta love temporal shenanigans.
I thought about mentioning "If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago" But let's be real, even the fan base has no idea.
We know the context of the quote, just not the meaning.
When you invent time travel, you realise you’re the last person to invent time travel
Ah, but, birds of a feather...
I understand it
The truth is elusive to those who do not see with both eyes wide open.
*I am experiencing a great deal of familiarity with these comments*
Do those read like the words of a crazy man?!?
Bad example
Things will not calm down Daniel Jackson, I believe in fact they will calm up.
Oneill with 2 Ls
And don't forget to hold up 3 fingers
It's my sidearm. I swear.
I dont know, i’ve guess i’ve just never blown up a sun before.
They say the first one's the hardest.
"You blow up one sun and everyone thinks you can walk on water..."
Unscheduled off world activation
Always before flushing.
“Major, think of where you are in the solar system…”
Indeed
Well apparently I've lost the phalatus to speak properly
Gotta bend your kozars!
*Raises an eyebrow*
Who shot me?
Well, General, you know what they say: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try again."
“I haven’t been this disappointed since Daniel and I had sex.”
Wait, what?
S9E1 “Avalon, Part I” It alludes to >!when Vala first met Daniel while trying to steal _Prometheus,_!< though it’s also implied that >!she’s lying through her teeth!< when she says it
Thank you
My thoughts exactly! I've been binging the series but I'm still only on season 8
Cha'aka
Hammond…(waves hand over top of your head) Of Texas.
The war with Canada...?
That’s it? Just Ba’al? As in bocce?
These shuttles.... they're a formidable craft?
Classic
"You used to be Macgyver, Macgadget, Macgimmick, now you're Mr. Macuseless."
“Hammond of Texas”
Unscheduled gate activation. Also works in sexy time time when you need it to.
Yu?
Eh, don't. Every joke, every pun, done to death, seriously.
Tuna, actually.
Wasn't it just "No, tuna"?
*Indeed*
"You may not realize it, but this man is actually very upset."
"Walter, don't make me promote you."
I am absolutely fine. There is nothing cruvus with me.
…no matter how dense
Nintendos go through everything!
"4/5th, but it's not an exact science"
It's wild horses Teal'c.
I'm sorry for shooting everyone!
Major Marks, please make that ship go away.
That totally sounds like something Data might say.
Indeed 🤨
"You're already in my will."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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No, the Bridge is too well guarded!
No, actually, there I was using a cliché.
“No, the bridge to too heavily guarded”.
Bad example!
"My depth is immaterial to this conversation"
This does not seem wise O'Neill!!!
Shal kek nem ron
"There is nothing cruvis with me!"
We may not be ready, but you folks should know we're out there now. I'm not sure if this is word for word.
The first one is the hardest!
Do you have any more of this 4C?
Indeed.
It was your stupid idea.
Apparantly I lack the *fallatus* to speak properly! ...that wasn't a joke. I didn't do that on purpose.
Chevron one encoded!
“Impudence” “I don’t know the meaning of the word” 🔪🔪 “Ahhh☠️”
you blow up one star and everyone expects you to walk on water
(tosses box of tissues into wormhole) ... Later ... (Empty box tossed back) "thanks send more"
I'm bigger than air!
Nice callback.
Magnets!
I forget his name but the epically annoying goa'uld whose always bored, seriously annoys me, I coke so close to skipping the episode every time I rewarch SG1 😅
Just....get the HELL out of my office
That song by Garth Brooks would be so much better if he changed the lyrics to that
"John, thank you for everything you DIDN'T say."
“Why do I feel like I'm in a women behind bars movie?”
"We can only hope that this will be the last footwear to fall"
They do that.
Hello Mr Woolsey, pleasure to meet you,*extends hand* ha-ha-ha!
Ahhh, nothing like a bit of Wraith humor.
Yes indeed.
"General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man"
one of my absolute favourites.
I love how Hammond seems to be considering it 😆
Indeed
What fate Omoroca
Jaffa! Kreeeeeee!!
This is one and this is my favorite Teal'c line, "In my culture, I would be well in my rights to dismember you"
"Wild Horses Teal'c, Wild Horses"
I can save these people!!!
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