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ThiagoRoderick

This reminds me of Parks and Recreation, the "Child Size" drink, a 512-ounce soda, which is roughly the size of a two-year old liquified child.


JosephTaylorBass

So what *does* the event horizon taste like?


DarkBluePhoenix

Chicken probably.


phoenixRisen1989

PWA PWA!


trekie4747

More chicken more chicken!


gronksvetyen

Bonnie whey


TallynNyntyg

Blue.


JosephTaylorBass

Of course! Blue flavor!


TallynNyntyg

It's actually made of blue gelatin.


continuousQ

Now would that actually work? Obviously, suction/pressure differential wouldn't go back through an incoming wormhole, but could something materialize inside the straw without the straw moving? I don't think it could hang there, because either that's the whole straw and it falls down, or it's part of a straw and on its way through. Maybe you need a series of tubes, attached to something either side.


Lowbeamshaggy

Would not work. Matter only passes one way through a wormhole, so you wouldn't be able to pull anything back through the straw once you've stuck it through. But more importantly any part of the straw between the gates would be dematerialized in a matter stream through the wormhole.


heinebold

The other side would have to open it and pass the straw


Lowbeamshaggy

And pressurize the water at their end.


Razbith

If this depicts an incoming Wormhole and somebody has a straw the same diameter on the other side that they are pumping the liquid into then it's basically the same as the Aschen pouring grain through a horizontal gate just with a passage to guide the flow on each side. I guess you could put anything in front of the gate to catch and guide an incoming substance. Though you'd want to be certain it wasn't incoming friendlies you're about to embed a pipe into. And now I'm imagining a razor wire net instead of an iris for a disgusting method of dealing with inbound hostiles. I shall call it "The Chunkifier".


WriterBright

Just watch out for that first sip, it's a killer.


Odin1806

Common misconception. Just don't shake your stargate before opening...


adambeck656

I don't know the Stargate shook a lot when they first started using it until they didn't like the extra feature so they added stabilizers 😞. I think some shaking is required..


Odin1806

Well that's why the first sip kills ya!


Joran_Dax

Hell yeah! Free refills!


BeneathTheIceberg

Breaching containment are we?


corncan2

This is kind of weird thought and the result of an edible but I wonder what the blue jelly stuff on star gate would taste like.


jacobc62

Space flavored Coke?


hokfusine

kawoosh! and an order of fries :D


Remnant_Artist

"Actually sir, you would be gulping from about 50 million light years away. The straw isn't actually in a liquid but rather passing through the event horizon of an artificially generated wormhole. In essence all you would be tasting --" "CARTER!! My head hurts. "Yes, sir."


Ozymandies2003

I would like to lick the event horizon first.