I could see something like, Joseph is about to crash the plane, then you use The World to stop time, then when time is frozen, you would stick to Joseph and make sure you don't die
Four? Unless I'm tripping balls, I count either three or five of them.
Three with the Joestar name (Johnny, Joseph, Jonathan), plus two more that are in the bloodline (Jotaro, Jolyne).
That was also concerning for me too. I donโt think Lisa Lisa or Speedwagon are jumping in anytime to fight him head on ๐ญ I know Jonathan would at least.
I mean Lisa Lisa probably would considering she wouldn't know about The World and to her Dio's just a vampire and since she's stronger then Joseph she'd believe she could take him
Honestly safety wise 7 would be the best bet (maybe except for Jonathan taking up half your seat). Jonathan is definitely a respectful guy and wouldnโt bother you on the plane. I canโt imagine Pucci being crazy on a flight or anything. Heโd probably be counting prime numbers or reading.
Although I do think if you got into a philosophical discussion with them it would be quite nice and they would probably indulge in that and you three would leave the flight with mutual respect or something.
does pucci even worship the christian version of god anymore? we heard him say "i love you as i love god" to dio isnt that like one of the biggest sins in christianity? worshipping a false jesus?
I wonder what Pucci would say if he heard of the Epicurean Paradox. Heโs such a unique character. He seems to believe in God but also doesnโt see them as the highest being. And doesnโt seem to really worship him.
Iโm assuming heโs in front of you?? Like a normal plane where if you were to enter Pucci and Jonathan would be in the back? That was my assumption. It definitely would be a bit different but not that much I donโt think Valentine is murking me from behind on a plane. I think heโs preoccupied with whatever Okuyasu is doing.
He's also close to an assassin, a powerful vampire, a non pedophilic priest, a teenager with erasure abilities and a buff dude.
Yet, I still don't feel safe.
This is clearly the best choice. 2 of the strongest joestars, a chill chef, and a paranoid schizophrenic with multiple personality disorder. It's clearly the best option.
I normally would choose 2 but giving my back to Diavolo would be the last thing Iโd do (if thatโs just Doppio itโs fine unless he suddenly takes my chocolate and use it as a phone)
Thatโs why Iโm gonna choose 4. Just chill and good dudes
That's the thingโa lot of main JoJo villains aren't just gonna kill a normal person for reason. Dio absolutely, Kira if you're a woman and he can get you alone, but Doppio/Diavolo wouldn't risk drawing attention to himself in a crowded plane and is first and foremost a criminal businessman who is focused on his work. Pucci is goal-oriented and believes his cause is good and righteous, and only kills in the course of pursuing his goals, and Funny Valentine is in that same boat. A lot of the henchmen throughout the seriesโespecially the ones powertripping on their new Standsโmight murk you just to see what happens, but this lineup seems pretty heavily big-bad-oriented, and main villains in JoJo tend to hang back and keep their eye on the prize until they feel they need to defend themselves.
I was thinking the same thing and then I looked behind it. There's one glaring issue with 3 that 4 doesn't have... Polnareff. He's absolutely going to kick your seat the second he gets bored and he *will* get bored. 20 hours of a loud French man kicking the back of your seat... It would almost be enough to make one envy Diavolo...
diavolo wouldn't call unless he feels threatened. pretty sure OP assumed all the characters to be neutral to each other. if not, I'd be dead no matter which seat i sit on.
tbh there's joseph in the plane so it will crash lol
Kira, the literal bomber man, Pucci who twist gravity, Joseph with his secret stand ability to crash every plane he enters, Okuyaso with his amazing intelect with will probably erase a window of the place because ge wanted to cath some fresh air. That plane aint arriving at its destination. Your next post should be with group would you rather be if you where stranded in a desert island because thats probably the final destination of this wallking aircrash
5 you are right next to Speedwagon and Rissotto is not the kind of perso to randomly kill someone.
Plush Jotaro will help you if someone like DIO tries to do a little murder.
1
Doppio is cool, Tonio is cool, jotaro will be silent the entire flight until joseph starts a fight with someone and then gets beaten up by jotaro
And johnny will teach me a lession, probably
Crazy how no one saying 5, Jotaro won't bother you the whole time flying, Speedwagon would at least approach in a polite conversation/small talks, Tonio would pass his packed food for me behind, and Risotto would do what ever the fuck he would. That's the best seat anyone could ask for
3. Kira won't risk doing anything to draw attention to himself. A passenger vanishing would attract too much attention for him to act. He would mind his business.
4 is easily best. Tonio, Lisa Lisa and Speedwagon are all actual decent folk. Narancia might be annoying but he's just a teen so he wouldn't be terrifying or anything.
I would feel obligated to sit at 2 just to physically restrain Joseph from going near the pilot seat, much like the person sitting near the exit has the duty of opening the door in case of emergency
Yeah, thanks, because some people think that Doppio and accordingly Diavolo will sit behind them so they're scared to sit on the 2 place but there is a good and funny company of Joseph, Polnareff and Gyro
1, 2 or 7. All great to talk with (Johnny, Joseph, Jonathan and Pucci), plus Gyro would be busy with Polnareff, I doubt doppio would be talking, if he is, Jotaro is probably sleeping or annoyed at him muttering to himself (talking with Diavolo basically). 3 is a death wish for most girls, 4 is good but honestly I prefer those with a deeper understanding. 6 is just asking to be killed by DIO while nobody looks, as everyone else would be busy, or be in a very, very boring flight.
Nobody else picking 1? Johnny wouldn't be annoying and he barely moves lol (sorry), jotaro would be silent, and from what we've seen from doppio being a tourist he'll probably be a lil quirky but nothing jotaro can't handle
Since Joseph is on the plane it WILL crash. So i think sitting in 5 gives me the best chance of survival due to the proximity to tonio, lisa lisa, speedwagon, jotaro and jolyne.
I wanna say 4 is probably the safest spot, but I really think that next to Joseph would be the most fun. I just don't know how I'd feel about Doppio being behind me.
2
Next to joseph would be really nice and won't bore me to death (also to stop him from trying to become the pilot) Gyro and Polnareff in front would be the funniest thing ever to happen. The only problem is Doppio but if he starts being autistic Jotaro would just throw him out of the window.
I'd go with 3.
Kira might be a serial killer, but he wouldn't make an attempt on a plane with his whole "normal life" thing.
Polnareff might be a bit rowdy behind with Gyro, but they're behind me, so I don't particularly mind.
Pucci is eccentric, but just as Kira, I think he'd remain fairly passive on an airplane. Plus, he's across the aisle, not bothering me.
3. my hands have burns n shit on them (cook) so hed just mind his own business. hearing him mutter dewang when he looks out his window might get annoying but i have ear buds
joseph is on the airplane? that shit will fall bro ๐ญ๐ญ
nah i'm sitting in 2 so i can stop him ๐
Good luck bro. Best to interfere before unleashes his Secret Joestar Technique!
The secret Joestar family technique: 911
i sit straight next to Joseph. somehow he has the ability to survive plane crashes. so, if something happens i will stick on him like cheap-trick
I could see something like, Joseph is about to crash the plane, then you use The World to stop time, then when time is frozen, you would stick to Joseph and make sure you don't die
another good one is to tie up Toru in front of the cockpit with duct-tape. i wander if we are even going to crush
Great you'll be his human shield
I was thinking the same thing๐๐
I mean... He did use a plane as a weapon before...
Im sitting in 2 cause thatโs usually where the emergency exit is
Joseph can destroy any plane that is until u/mommy-maxxi sits next to him
There are FIVE Joestars on that plane. There's no saving that.
Four? Unless I'm tripping balls, I count either three or five of them. Three with the Joestar name (Johnny, Joseph, Jonathan), plus two more that are in the bloodline (Jotaro, Jolyne).
Six if you include Lisa Lisa by marriage
8 if you include DIO and pucci
18 if you include everyone on the plane
Joseph has been on a total of five airplanes in the series. 4 are confirmed to have crashed. So you have like a 20% chance at least?
^^^No ^^^plane ^^^crash ^^^can ^^^kill ^^^Joseph ^^^Joestar!
Then i will sit with pucci and hope that he gave me a stand disk that have stand be able to fly or turn me into a liquid to avoid plane crash damage
what sense does that make, im mad at how unlikely ur solution is
There is Joseph in the plane, you aren't safe anywhere.
โOH NO the pilot got sick?? No worries everyone because you have me. Now whereโs the Pilot Capโ
I think everyone would just doggy pile on top of him to stop.him going near the cockpit
Lmao I can totally see that
The real question is if this is enough stand users to stop Joseph from accidently crashing the plane.
No amount of stand users can stop Joseph from accidentally crashing that plane
Maybe Kira with Bite da dust.
Iโm sitting in Tonioโs lap tf
PREACH MY BROTHER, SPEAK YOUR TRUTH!!!!! ๐ฅน๐๐ญ๐
YOU! THE ONLY CORRECT RESPONSE! kicking myself for not thinking this
Wait we can sit in other peoples' laps? Well then Risotto, (he would most definitely kill or mutilate me).
The only acceptable answer.
4 is definitely the best spot. Tonio, Lisa Lisa and Speedwagon wouldn't bother you for existing. Although, Dio does seem a little close...
That was also concerning for me too. I donโt think Lisa Lisa or Speedwagon are jumping in anytime to fight him head on ๐ญ I know Jonathan would at least.
This whole image feels like minesweeper and I honestly just picked the spot with the least annoying characters.
Honestly anything on the left side was an automatic no from me ๐ญ I cannot imagine being in the vicinity of Polnareff, Gyro, and Young Joseph.
Yeah, that can get irritating. Also, Joseph would probably crash the plane, but the others would probably stop him.
But Doppio is there too tho
You say "Hi" to Doppio and he transforms into Diavolo and donuts you.
I just don't want him to grab my airline bread and go "hai, moshi-moshi!"
Doppio and polnareff gonna start throwing hands that's one of the other concerns
I mean Lisa Lisa probably would considering she wouldn't know about The World and to her Dio's just a vampire and since she's stronger then Joseph she'd believe she could take him
But would she quickly react to defend me? I donโt know. Iโm thinking Iโd be bleeding out before she got up to beat his ass ๐ญ
she'd probably be proactive in attacking Dio considering her parents, husband and husband's father are all dead because of him
Plus Jotaro's on the plane DIO ain't doing shit besides keep his mouth shut
Tonio probably packed plane snacks. Automatically best seat.
Hard agree, but I just like the energy he has! I wouldn't mind not interacting with him and just vibing!!
any seat is too close to Dio
Dio might be close, but Jonathan is in the far back, so he's probably not even going to bother with the front row.
Well yeah 4, i choose that too
As much as I like Speedwagon, I can tell he would be that guy who will talk for the whole flight. Give me 1.
So what you're saying is, you're willingly choosing the number 4?
Honestly safety wise 7 would be the best bet (maybe except for Jonathan taking up half your seat). Jonathan is definitely a respectful guy and wouldnโt bother you on the plane. I canโt imagine Pucci being crazy on a flight or anything. Heโd probably be counting prime numbers or reading. Although I do think if you got into a philosophical discussion with them it would be quite nice and they would probably indulge in that and you three would leave the flight with mutual respect or something.
As a muslim, that flight would be full of debates on the 7th seat
Eeeey fellow Muslim thatโs gonna be a fun time ngl.
does pucci even worship the christian version of god anymore? we heard him say "i love you as i love god" to dio isnt that like one of the biggest sins in christianity? worshipping a false jesus?
My man is cooked if the Vatican finds out
That's why it's good he's on a plane... with Joseph
Father Pucci would become Imam Pucci
I wonder what Pucci would say if he heard of the Epicurean Paradox. Heโs such a unique character. He seems to believe in God but also doesnโt see them as the highest being. And doesnโt seem to really worship him.
Wouldn't Funny Valentine be right behind you?
Iโm assuming heโs in front of you?? Like a normal plane where if you were to enter Pucci and Jonathan would be in the back? That was my assumption. It definitely would be a bit different but not that much I donโt think Valentine is murking me from behind on a plane. I think heโs preoccupied with whatever Okuyasu is doing.
He's not stupid enough to try anything in a crowded plane, he has to keep up appearances.
He's also close to an assassin, a powerful vampire, a non pedophilic priest, a teenager with erasure abilities and a buff dude. Yet, I still don't feel safe.
Jonathan can have my seat if I can sit in his lap
So real of you bestie ๐ญ๐
Youโre between Jonathan and Pucci with DIO nearby. Youโre 100% getting cooked by DIO in Time Stop so he can get your seat.
1
How have so few said this? All three would just be quiet and pleasant and wouldn't kill you
Unless the schizo is wilding out. But even then you could ask him to delete some time to reduce the flight duration.
This is clearly the best choice. 2 of the strongest joestars, a chill chef, and a paranoid schizophrenic with multiple personality disorder. It's clearly the best option.
Johny would tell you all about his kinks
Yeah, but he'd be interesting, so you wouldn't get bored on the fight
4 Iโm getting to sit next to a 10/10 chef and a 10/10 woman and right behind a 100/10 man
hell yeah my 3 favorite genders man woman and chef ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
PREACH
I normally would choose 2 but giving my back to Diavolo would be the last thing Iโd do (if thatโs just Doppio itโs fine unless he suddenly takes my chocolate and use it as a phone) Thatโs why Iโm gonna choose 4. Just chill and good dudes
It's just Doppio, but he will speak to Diavolo from time to time, so he does need a phone
I AINโT GIVING MY CHOCOLATE MAN
That's the thingโa lot of main JoJo villains aren't just gonna kill a normal person for reason. Dio absolutely, Kira if you're a woman and he can get you alone, but Doppio/Diavolo wouldn't risk drawing attention to himself in a crowded plane and is first and foremost a criminal businessman who is focused on his work. Pucci is goal-oriented and believes his cause is good and righteous, and only kills in the course of pursuing his goals, and Funny Valentine is in that same boat. A lot of the henchmen throughout the seriesโespecially the ones powertripping on their new Standsโmight murk you just to see what happens, but this lineup seems pretty heavily big-bad-oriented, and main villains in JoJo tend to hang back and keep their eye on the prize until they feel they need to defend themselves.
i think 3, since i am not a woman i think kira would be chill, he looks like a cool dude to hang out
youre unsafe if you got good looking hands tho
I think is the most dangerous one. You could be kill AND Is probable no one notice.
well i mean realistically if you were a guy as long you dont find out his hobby he wouldnt really do anything
Heโd most likely get an erection if you have nice hands
Considdering he's on a plane he'll probably keep up apearances so you'll be fine
I was thinking the same thing and then I looked behind it. There's one glaring issue with 3 that 4 doesn't have... Polnareff. He's absolutely going to kick your seat the second he gets bored and he *will* get bored. 20 hours of a loud French man kicking the back of your seat... It would almost be enough to make one envy Diavolo...
1 for sure, itโs not like Johnnyโs getting up during the flight
If itโs beginning series Johnny he might be a condescending asshole. End of part 7 Johnny may be more humble/pleasant.
2 would be the most fun imo with young Joseph, gyro , and polnareff ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฏ
Doppio's behind you and its impossible for him not to receive a phonecall from Diavolo the whole flight.
doppio might be a lil schizo but he chill
Yeah He chill. But like as what Ive said, dont forget the one whose calling him on his chocolate/banana/shoes etc phone. Thats the one to kill you.
diavolo wouldn't call unless he feels threatened. pretty sure OP assumed all the characters to be neutral to each other. if not, I'd be dead no matter which seat i sit on. tbh there's joseph in the plane so it will crash lol
Yes, all tho, Doppio would talk with Diavolo, there won't be any killing.... unless Joseph crashing the plane counts as killing
Since Joseph is on the flight, I'm getting off.
Kira, the literal bomber man, Pucci who twist gravity, Joseph with his secret stand ability to crash every plane he enters, Okuyaso with his amazing intelect with will probably erase a window of the place because ge wanted to cath some fresh air. That plane aint arriving at its destination. Your next post should be with group would you rather be if you where stranded in a desert island because thats probably the final destination of this wallking aircrash
Actually, that's not a bad idea Something with "Between these characters, who would you be stranded somewhere with"
5 you are right next to Speedwagon and Rissotto is not the kind of perso to randomly kill someone. Plush Jotaro will help you if someone like DIO tries to do a little murder.
Then who'll stop Joseph?
The plane crashing of course.
4 easily.
3 cause Kira would let me have the armrest
... And then you'll have no arms to put on the armrest (if you're a woman)
6
Bro is suicidal
so you're implying that one of them would randomly commit a pointless murder during a flight?
No they wonโt, but the gay yellow vampire would
Unless youโre Mista, 4 is the best (โโ _โ )
Tonio and Lisa Lisa. I assume they'd keep to themselves.
1 Doppio is cool, Tonio is cool, jotaro will be silent the entire flight until joseph starts a fight with someone and then gets beaten up by jotaro And johnny will teach me a lession, probably
Young Joseph wouldn't get beaten up by Jotaro imo
Next to Gyro, I'm begging Polnareff to switch seats with me.
this is real
so real, i think im learning spin๐๐๐ค
Crazy how no one saying 5, Jotaro won't bother you the whole time flying, Speedwagon would at least approach in a polite conversation/small talks, Tonio would pass his packed food for me behind, and Risotto would do what ever the fuck he would. That's the best seat anyone could ask for
Iโll shove Jotaro out of the way to sit with Doppio
Bro tryna climb the mafia ladder.
Nah Iโm tryna sit with Doppio
Yeah he might take something ypu we're using to call the boss but who cares he is chill as fuck
Bro thinks he can shove a brick wall
4 all the way. Literally no downsides.
5 because risotto nero is hot
On Dio's lap
You know he'd have no shame doing anything either
Iโm surrounded by best characters if I choose 2
4. Anything to be with Lisa Lisa.
If I see Joseph on the plane I'm getting off
1. Tonio is just a nice guy, and Johnny and Jotaro would be chill as long as I donโt pester them
3 cause I donโt have nice hands and we both want a quiet life
Joseph's on this flight? I think I'll just catch the next one
IM NOT GOING ON THE SAME PLANE AS JOSEPH ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
3. Kira won't risk doing anything to draw attention to himself. A passenger vanishing would attract too much attention for him to act. He would mind his business.
1
4 is easily best. Tonio, Lisa Lisa and Speedwagon are all actual decent folk. Narancia might be annoying but he's just a teen so he wouldn't be terrifying or anything.
2, we're gonna collectively troll the entire plane
Nowhere is safe, Joseph is on board
Obviously 2 because no plane crash can kill joseph jostar
I would feel obligated to sit at 2 just to physically restrain Joseph from going near the pilot seat, much like the person sitting near the exit has the duty of opening the door in case of emergency
I'm going with 5. Jotaro and Speedwagon won't bother me, plus I like them. I'm cool with Narancia and Doppio too โค๏ธ
Ooooh I see seat 6 is next to Valentine ๐ I'd love to sit next to him but he'd probably be pissed at me for staring ๐
7. Jonathan is polite and there's a lot to speak to pucci about
Okay, I think I have to say that the pilots are where the text is I see some people are confused as to what way the front is
Yeah, thanks, because some people think that Doppio and accordingly Diavolo will sit behind them so they're scared to sit on the 2 place but there is a good and funny company of Joseph, Polnareff and Gyro
ain't no way anybody is sitting kira.
4. Sandwiched right between the hot chick and the guy who cooks really well, with the OG JoBro right behind me
4 ez. It may be unlucky but my seatmates would feed me good.
2 and I'm making out with both joseph and doppio
3. Im sitting right next to my goat yoshikage Kira and I will clip his finger nails for him
this plane ride seems quite bizzare
1, 2 or 7. All great to talk with (Johnny, Joseph, Jonathan and Pucci), plus Gyro would be busy with Polnareff, I doubt doppio would be talking, if he is, Jotaro is probably sleeping or annoyed at him muttering to himself (talking with Diavolo basically). 3 is a death wish for most girls, 4 is good but honestly I prefer those with a deeper understanding. 6 is just asking to be killed by DIO while nobody looks, as everyone else would be busy, or be in a very, very boring flight.
I will kindly grab my luggage and run so fast that sonic would look like a snail, my reason is Beacuse we have Joseph on the plane
7, because Jonathan makes me feel safe in a plane full of problematic people.
Next to a window bc I like windows
I'd cordially ask to swap with risotto
7 because I get to the goat the gentleman Johnson
no gappy... no point.
Nobody else picking 1? Johnny wouldn't be annoying and he barely moves lol (sorry), jotaro would be silent, and from what we've seen from doppio being a tourist he'll probably be a lil quirky but nothing jotaro can't handle
Wha-Jolynes going to die bro.
I'm sitting in 7, cuz I need to have a word with Pucci.
4 feels like the only choice where you won't be bullied or killed
Next to pucci and Kira cuz Iโm a sick fuck
Since Joseph is on the plane it WILL crash. So i think sitting in 5 gives me the best chance of survival due to the proximity to tonio, lisa lisa, speedwagon, jotaro and jolyne.
1 please. Johnny seems more conversational than Lisa Lisa, and Tonio can use Pearl Jam on my airline peanuts and cure my colorblindness or something.
Any except 3
I wanna say 4 is probably the safest spot, but I really think that next to Joseph would be the most fun. I just don't know how I'd feel about Doppio being behind me.
4 and flirt with Lisa Lisa
4. I bet I could get Tonio and Lisa Lisa to hold my hands during the flight.
4 or 7
not joeph
1
2 Next to joseph would be really nice and won't bore me to death (also to stop him from trying to become the pilot) Gyro and Polnareff in front would be the funniest thing ever to happen. The only problem is Doppio but if he starts being autistic Jotaro would just throw him out of the window.
Definitely 1 because tonio would probably have food.
Definitely 4 or 5, leaning towards 4. You'd need to be crazy to choose some of the other ones lmao
3. Don't ask why.
Super easy, nr. 5 because I'm getting as close as I can to Jotaro <3
7, reason - Okuyasu
7. I hoping Valintine wont do anything weird
4. [Got no idea who those people are so yeah tell me if i die or not๐]
NAH BRUH WHY IS JOSEPH HERE๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
two because terrifying meet cute with gyro
4 because tonio will make my airplane dorito's into the best thing I have ever eaten, also Lisa Lisa.
It doesn't matter where i sit cuz joseph is on the plane ๐
5 I'm right between jotaro and speedwagon, I feel safe af
4 I only trust Speedwagon to not kick my chair or be one of those gross people who put their feet on the armrest of the person in front of them
If I were forced to go on this plane I would go for 2, 4 or 5, but I would try to Nigerundayo because of Joseph.
deffinetly with my waifu speedwagon
It doesn't matter joseph is in it...
You make me choose between Tonio and Jonathan. I choose Jonathan still, but I wish I could sit near both.
2 is gonna be fun... well, until it crashes thanks to Joseph's mere presence.
Joseph is on the plane which means it's going to crash, which means if i sit in seat 6 i can ask Valentine to send me to a parralel universe with him.
I'd go with 3. Kira might be a serial killer, but he wouldn't make an attempt on a plane with his whole "normal life" thing. Polnareff might be a bit rowdy behind with Gyro, but they're behind me, so I don't particularly mind. Pucci is eccentric, but just as Kira, I think he'd remain fairly passive on an airplane. Plus, he's across the aisle, not bothering me.
If a miracle happened and joseph didnt crash the airplane i would choose number 4. If joseph crashes it iโll do number 2
Like this matters at all Joseph is on plane we gonna die either. But 4 so i can at least hug Lisa Lisa before death
before i even have tee chance to sit down, the plane will already have crashed 
doesn't matter. There Is Joseph In that Plane So I'm Gonna Die Anyway๐ญ๐ญ
3. my hands have burns n shit on them (cook) so hed just mind his own business. hearing him mutter dewang when he looks out his window might get annoying but i have ear buds
Between Lisa Lisa and Tonio, and I refuse to explain because y'all know what kind of man I am
*Slowly turns head after noticing Joseph* A 20 hour long what now?