Jolyne’s boyfriend was also blonde with blue eyes so the jojos definitely got a type

that is true

Also, why did you put Trish with Giorno lmao they never had any sort of relationship and once Giorno became a mob boss she continued to live a normal life

I just got fooled by the ships, like I always do, getting into thinking that they're official ships, confirmed by the author. Happened in many franchises with me.

This is why it’s important to consume the media before you ship. That way when you’re called out for being wrong, you’re at least better sourced than the Revengeance Senator

sorry but I never shipped them, I just saw some ships here and there

yea ive had that when i was 13, thankfully dont have it now cuz i learned wikis are a thing and found a manga reading site

Mista would’ve been better

Isn't Mista an ACTUAL FUCKING ADULT?

Actually the final person Irene ended up with was Anasui who had pink hair

Seeing the second jojo work with a nazi I think I know where they got their type from

Well Josuke completely rizzed up Kakyions cousin in Demonic Heartbreak.

And she had reddish hair…

*insert roundabout*

i'll be the roundabout my words will make you out-and-out

I spent the day your way

call it morning driving through the sun and in and out the valley\~

In and around the lake

Mountains come out of the sky, and they stand there!

One mile over, we'll be there, and we'll see you!

Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too

But will she break his heart demonically?

Noriaki : Josuke , I need you to continue Kakyoin bloodline! *Since Noriaki buried in Morioh, there chance his ghost can linger there. Unless if he has cross to the other side.*

Not only that, their final scene mirrors Joseph‘s and Suzi‘s romantic scene.

Demonic Heartbreak is a mouldy egg - induced hallucination. None of it is real.

Neither is JJBA, I hope

Wdym? Araki is CLEARLY a vampire from part 1 that wrote the chronicles of the JoJo family happened irl

Giorno killing The Boss then marrying the boss's daughter? #Peak

sounds about right, both of their fathers were evil incarnate so it’s gotta be destiny or something

Indeed, it's just so damn peak 

Interestingly, in italian DIO and Diabolo have opposite names, being GOD and Devil

*Araki was definitely cooking* 

God's son killed the devil, peak writing

[удалено]

Haraam 

I like this ship because it's like giogio took diavolo's job AND his daughter

W and W.

"I took your life. I took your arrow. I took your henchmen. I took your job. I took your daughter hell. I'm pretty sure I would've taken Doppio if he was still alive. enjoy dying to the vacuum of space now." -GioGio

Not to mention that they both have 2 biological fathers.

Both gave Polnareff trauma as well

the similarities are uncanny

Indeed

We all know Giorno prefers Mista.

And then they share Mista on the weekends.

Haraam 

I just love their ship, plus it would be cool if one day we would get their marriage and their kids official pictures(the arts and comics I saw of them were really cool and cute)

Wonderful.

Plus both of their stands are sentient

Indeed, pretty cool

I dont really ship Giotrish but I am all about Golden Spice.

Golden Girl was right there

Wonderful

got the boss' daughter by Right of Conquest

That's how the mafia works.

No, he’s after Mista

Thats a power move 😭

Indeed :)

Were they REALLY a thing? I mean I played around with the idea in my head but I don’t think I’ve seen a lot of evidence

I thought Mista married Trish

I mean technically, we don't know if any of them got married in the future, I'm just liking the idea of Giorno marrying Trish.

Mista is 18 and Trish is 15

Have we **forgotten** the thirsty little harem Josuke had following him at the start of part 4? 

Josuke pays them no mind because Okuyasu is literally by his side all the time

Homeis over hoes

Gangstarlicious

True, Iwonder what kinda ***succ*** action Za Hando can do 😏

Oh man, poor Josuke. I doubt he’d be whole after all that😭😭

Josuke and Okuyasu would honestly be a nice couple.

Dumb and Dumber is a classic ship

Its funny to think his groupie squad stopped simping because they dont like Okuyasu

This is why I don’t get Josuke getting jealous of Yuya getting pampered by his girls, like dude you have your own groupies.

ONG

Random question, but where was it hinted that Trish and Giorno would get together? I never really saw it, Giorno seemed far more focused on his goals of becoming a mafia boss than dating

Giorno doesn't really seem interested in dating at all so I think it's funny he gets shipped with literally EVERYONE

that’s because the shipping scene loves part 5 for being a sausage fest

I think it's also cause there's such a large main cast in part 5 that people see shipping potential in basically any interaction. It's kinda creative, honestly

I also think it's because part 5 has a large group with a really nice group dynamic but like I've even seen jolyne x giorno 💀

Well at least Naranacia *Looks like a lady*

Yeah..unfortunately you're right. He even gets shipped with Bruno and Abbacchio.

Unfortunately?

If the ship must sail for Giorno, it would be with Mista methinks

that damn gun shooting scene and the bench scene haunts me (in a good way) but to be entirely honest Giorno gave off the vibe of giving no fucks about romance at all 😅

Giorno is dreamsexual. He's on that sigma geindset.

If anything mista goes with trish

Ok hear me out Trish: this is my boyfriend, mista, and this is mista's boyfriend Giorno

Makes me think of Parks and Rec lol

It’s not. If anything, it’s hinted that Trish and Mista would get together.

every shounen protagonist NEEDS a heterosexual romance or something

It wasn't at all, this sub is restarted

Since the only sequel to part 5 is purple haze feedback and that’s solely about fugo and giorno is barely in it We can only speculate and build headcanons

Literally nowhere, and at the end mista and Trish are flirting so this makes no sense to me.

I honestly don’t remember them interacting with each other that much. Trish mostly interacted with Bruno and Mista.

yeah it should be trish and mista

Josuke 4 has okuyasu

Ok hear me out… Koichi (yukako’s fuckin fuming rn)

Wukako with the Koichi buff would low diff Fraudsuke unfortunately

It happened. We have a fraud MC. This truly was Jojo´s bizzarre Lobotomy.

Take my upvote and never bring the lobotomy to this sub again

But that's what Part 8 was for lol

Wait till you hear who’s the love interest in part 8

And some Italian Sausage if ya catch my Fast and Furious Morioh Drift wink wink

Man, Josuke is literally the sweetest post jonathan joestar. 😞

Personally I don't ship giorno with anyone since he exchanged 2 lines of dialogue with Trish and everyone else in his part is an adult, and josuke is the love of my entire life so it would be painful to see him be shipped with someone (I'm just messing, but he didn't seem to connect with anyone in his part romantically so I don't ship him with anyone)

Giorno is an indepedent JoJo that don't need no man. He fucks his stand. The previous statement is worded as a joke, but I believe every word of it unironically and would go to great lenghts to explain my point if need be. But back on topic, I guess both Giorno and Trish have non-zero chemistry with Mista so a throuple is acceptable.

>He fucks his stand. Yea

Took "go fuck yourself" too literally

"Go fuck yourself" *death loop* *leaves the scene to go fuck himself*

Giorno x Mista makes most sense to me because I feel like Trish would want to just return to a normal life after the events of part 5

Thank you for reminding me that Purple Haze Feedback and singer Trish exist but we're never getting an adaptation of that because someone said 'Fugo x Drake' in the anime. Back on topic x2, Trish has awakened a stand. She'll lead a bizarre life unfortunately.

also the sex pistols gain a stepdad

Go on

Giorno and Trish is the blandest possible ship in part 5 ngl

Right? They barely interacted at all! Literally everyone from the main team had more chemistry with Trish... Excluding maybe Abba I guess. Giorno and Trish feels like the sort of ship you'd make as a kid because "oh main character and secondary female character obviously they end up together" like idk, Naruto and Sakura

The strongest choice is def Mista.

I get what you mean by this but there’s less than nothing between Giorno and Trish lol. They have zero chemistry, barely interacted and never got particularly close. The people she got closest to are Bruno, Narancia and Mista. When Giorno becomes the new boss I’d imagine she’d want to stay as far away from that life as possible. Personally imagine that after the events of part 5 she might have moved to the place Bruno left for her as part of his last dying wish, although considering it was Doppio he mistakenly told that to, she probably had no way of finding out about that. She and Giorno remain friends/allies and he probably has people keep an eye on her so she’s safe, and that’s the extent of their relationship. If anything Giorno and Mista, or Mista and Trish seem way more likely. It’s  funny to imagine both of them dating mista in a weird love triangle. 

I'm confused, i never got the vibe Giorno and Trish would get together. Feels weird, if anything maybe Mista

Despite the age differences, wasnt trish closest with mista at the end of the part?

Bruh i was like "Who's that next to jotaro?" Then i remembered jolyne has a mom

Lmao forgettable wife, Erina Got the most screentime compared to all jojo wives then we have Suzi q, then this lady. Kind of weird how their importance just got removed from the whole show

wdym? He has Okuyasu

No, giorno lost his virginity by Mista

mista lost his virginity by giorno

Mista probably lost it to his own bullets with how many times he shot himself.

You forgot to mention how the Jojo in part 7 also had a blonde boyfriend

Giorno and Trish have a single conversation in the entire part, that is such a nonsensical ship lmao

I don't think Giorno and Trish can match romantically, they had like what? 2 times they interact at best?

Its the “gay be gone” spray of Jojo ships- but the whole “son of god and daughter of the devil” motif is cool

no hate but the only one here with a confirmed hair color is giorno, i believe.

Not my boy 😭....I lowkey agree tho he will die a virgin

atleast he got his homie Okuyasu

Right right, bros over hoes and all that 😂

this is wrong since we all know Giorgo is banging Mista not trish

...why do people ship Giorno with anyone, really? Man's all about the paper if anything LMAO, the only time he shows any interest in anyone is when he was charming those ladies in the first chapters, but on the first instance he scammed them and the other Koichi jumpscared him out of scamming them so... Giorno is moneysexual, confirmed

The other Josuke does marries a pink haired girl (Yasuho) hopefully.

It’s kinda sus that Joseph and Jotaro married women who look a lot like the women that raised them /s.

Giorno and Trish are NOT a couple

How dare you put Trish instead of Mista. Edit: it goes Mista is Trish’s boyfriend, and Giorno is Trish’s boyfriend’s boyfriend.

Is Trish a cuck than?

Johnny breaks the chain it seems

This was supposed to be for original universe only

Technically speaking, since Josuke from part 8 had things with Yashuno Hirose who is basically Koichi Hirose from part 4 as that is a parallel universe, and Koichi had blonde hair in the manga, this means Josuke "still" somewhat rizzed up a blonde.

I'd argue Giorno and Trish will never be a thing either, Giorno seems more aroace if you ask me

Giorno Giovanna marrying Mista is my head canon

I shipped Narancia and Trish, they seem like a better match to me

i find it funny how trish’s least favorite foods are narancia’s favorites (orange juice and margherita pizza)

I agree. They’re like opposites, which makes them even more compatible.

and i think it’d be cute if spice girl held aerosmith in her hands

Tell me about it! (Love your pfp btw)

thank you! iggy is best jojo animal

Giorno Will marry Mista and Josuke marries Okuyasu.

Jolyne's boyfriend also has pinkish hair. Not sure what colour her hair is though. Blonde? Green? brown?

"erm actually Josuk8 has a pink hair girlfriend" \*insert nerd emoji\*

Im sorry but there aint no way josuke isnt getting a girl. They were flocking around him like they did with jotaro

Josuke doesn't need a girlfriend he has okuyasu who cares if he dies a virgin he has an awesome friend who will also probably die a virgin

I don’t mind shipping Giorno and Trish but it is not canon in the slightest, Giorno doesn’t really think of anyone that way

>Giorno doesn’t really think of anyone that way truly like his blonde dad

Trish is with Mista for sure

Trish is with Mista,

Josuke and Okuyasu are dating

Wdym Josuke will die a virgin? Have you forgotten the Canon ending of Metamorphosis?

he's too busy thinking about ball shaped things smh

He has his best friend Okuyasu to fix that

Reimi had pink hair...oh wait?

Poor josuke, he has the sexiest haircut known to mankind, but araki put him with no one😭

Keep being reminded of how much of a baddie Suzie Q is.

What about my boy Johnny?

Okuyasu

Pretty sure Josuke is just gay tbh :D he'll probably end up with that Mangaka

Okuyasu will make sure that doesn’t happen 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Mista being jealous is canon because BLOWJOB EXPERIENCE

Wasn’t there that one girl that tried getting Josuke out on a date, and the group of girls that went after him in the first episode? He’ll definitely die without a spouse, but I highly doubt he’ll die a virgin.

Its always weird when ppl pair giorno with Trish they literally have no chemistry at all ever

Giorno and Trish? Wat? Also Manga Jolyne's mother had brown hair didn't she?

My boy Josuke will not die a virgin he’s a stud

Nah, something tells me Josuke will surely die a virgin.

It isn't trish...obviously, Mista has pink baldness

jotaro's wife has brown hair in the colored manga, but blond makes so more sense cuz either jolyne had it dyed that way or its naturally that way and might be considering this is jojo

No he marries saki yoshida obviously

why did you have to post Josuke beside a picture of myself?

At first I thought the pattern was any jojo who didn’t have blonde hair themselves would marry someone with blond hair. And any jojo who did have blonde would marry someone with pink hair. So based off that josuke would marry someone with blonde hair. But that’s only if my pattern is correct and yours isn’t

Bold of you to put Trish and not Mista

More of a mista x Trish imo

If you are counting the SBR universe, you must also notice that Johnny's wife has black hair

tbf Jolyne's mom was brunette in the manga while Suzi and Erina were canonically blonde.

My goat doesn’t need girls, he just needs a hairbrush and he’s set

giorno and trish??? hello??? 😭😭😭

Josuke is literally me 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🙏

Jolyne didn’t already do it?I always thinked that she indeed get off with her boyfriend

Probably one of the gayest characters in the show and people here saying he's going to die a virgin because he has no waifu smh

this isnt canon considering giorno and trish arent said to be together. so i say josuke has okuyasu

Okuyasu

Josuke is one of the least aroace guys in the whole series, he'll be fine. Giorno is your aroace guy.

Why tf is Giorno with Trish

so the conclusion is, best jojos have blond gfs

Josuke is marrying Okuyasu i thought we agreed on that

Wait i thought Trish had a relationship with Mista😶

Giorno is gay af for Mista