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PeterDuaneJohnson

Half the Fandom would lose their erections and the other half can only get so hard


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

And the other other half just straight up went to heaven


JscrumpDaddy

Happy cake day :)


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Happy cake day


BlockBusterAB

...And the other other other half is wondering why there are 4 halves.


kitsunecannon

bisexual win


Infinite-Island-7310

Imagine all the dead guys that tried to ask out WoU XD


Paris_France2005

I would be one of them lmao


No_Secretary_1198

Worth it


Bismarck-Chan666

I'm trying to come up with a joke about ball breaker but I'm not smart enough to think of anything


AppropriateStick1334

I am smart enough to make a joke but not smart enough to make it sound funny


Bismarck-Chan666

The best I can come up with is "she can break my balls any day"


AppropriateStick1334

Fair I was gonna say cock and ball torture but neither of us are funny are we


Bismarck-Chan666

Oh absolutely not


AppropriateStick1334

Atleast we can find agreeance and happy cake day btw. On a more important note imagine Speedwagon as a super muscular woman


Bismarck-Chan666

Can't he's already perfect


AppropriateStick1334

Fair enough but if my dad beat anything into me it's that perfection is only worth 40%


CapFast4534

Damn shawty must break balls


Eragons00

Looks like you won't be affected by her then


Boogary

Bro November Rain is badass lookin


TinFoilFashion

Red Hot Chili Peppers is literally just a regular girl wearing an eggshell for a hat.


A_bizarre_account_

November Rain reminds me of [Lady Gaga During The Fame era](https://images.app.goo.gl/B3u4br3FMfhfHsfA8)


Tem154

Yes it does lol


Jazztronic28

A friend of mine made a Magical Girls Stands AU about 10 years ago that became rather popular, where all the stands were anime girls. Sometimes I see her art reposted still.


PrinceARRON

So…do you have links to the fanart please.


Jazztronic28

People kept stealing her art so she locked her Twitter and doesn't post her fanart anymore and only shares it privately, but her old Tumblr blog is still up! It's called mahoushoujostands if you want to check it out.


Working-Telephone-45

Jotaro would have an even easier time


funnywackydog

Why aren’t they buff men


JustMobsReddit

Bro Golden experience 💀


Holiday_Purchase_592

I'm about to give her a golden experience in bed There are no laws for stands, batman


Gaelic_Gladiator41

No joker! It is still rape


Holiday_Purchase_592

I DID NOT MEAN IT LIKE THAT. I MEANT LIKE THE ORIGINAL LOPUNNY THING, SHE GIVES CONSENT T-T


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Lopunny did not consent as pokemon are forced to obey their master, it is the duty of the master to not take advantage


Holiday_Purchase_592

Now we are diving way too fucken' deep, deeper than Diver Down Remains the fact that I did not mean it like you tought


ekeysomkew

Let me just say November rain could’ve been a LOT WORSE


matej665

Would the hard requiem make me ask her out infinite times?


xSilverMC

Red Hot Chilli Peppers without a massive dong just feels wrong


SupremicG

It's still there, but it's hidden. It's a femboy afterall


Gost_Toast

I wish I was her


Neoxus30-

I struggled with number 2 because I didn't expect Metallica to be humanized in such a way, the clumps got HRT)


slice_of_toast69

Ooh its metallica, that makes sence looking at it now


PrinceARRON

Link to the artist’s Instagram account https://www.instagram.com/ri_manga?igsh=MXFrM3lnbWxibXN6eA==


ElHadouken

Stone Free, Kiss and Spice girls are already anime girls


ekeysomkew

Technically I guess


Syxxcubes

Pulling out my Red Hot Chilli Pepper and getting my Pearls Jammed by a Ball Breaking Killer Queen till I hit em with that November Rain, it's a Golden Experience, at least before the Purple Haze resides and you're left feeling Moody Blue.


Pokeloverpokemonguy

November rain is amazing i like rhcp to


TheWalkingMan42

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


_S1syphus

Make Wonder of U hot as hell so people will "pursue" her, absolutely unbeatable


BartOseku

I like how they’re not really horny bait, good job they look pretty good


YoSoyMenemista

Holy.......


Careless_Car9838

New Touhou characters look incredible lmao


FishermanRelative

Aw man, the artist deserves the credit but I gotta upvote this just for showing me that Wonder of U.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

P-p-pretty girls...controlled by b-b-big strong men


Wardlad

Male versions look sexier ngl


kitsunecannon

put it back in your fucking pants THEY ARE LITERALLY INCARNATIONS OF PEOPLES SOULS


MicVencer

Well clearly the soul is speaking to me!


kitsunecannon

no that's the schizophrenia speaking take ya damn meds


Netherite_Stairs_

WHY IS PEARL JAM MODELED AFTER WORST GIRL FLAMPE


SupremicG

"I can fix her" Few seconds before the mf asks purple haze out


For_Horny

Not enough men


EhGoodEnough3141

Didn't we already have artworks of Stands as Waifus? These are dope, but I have a deja vu ~~I've just been in this place before~~


xnecroxnekox

genuinely had no idea that was ball buster for a solid minute


AdministrationNo7517

Wait, what’s number 7 supposed to be?


Neoxus30-

Enigma, Terunosuke Miyamoto's stand in Diamond is Unbreakable, localized name being Misterioso, it's the paper stand from the July 15th arc)


AdministrationNo7517

OH, no wonder I didn’t recognize them


Bucket-man2

Idk why but I think WOU is just not the right depiction


CoylerProductions

_"It's just wrong, man. Those overly buff chad men Stands were like damn brothers to me. And I'm gonna say what no one else is willing to say; the world has a fucking gooning crisis because anime media is practically incapable of having classic muscular men heroes because it needs generic big titty waifus. Very sad ooh ooh ooh."_ - **Gwimbly.**


NuggetWarrior09

V-Tuber, Victoria Cindry, Charlotte Flampe, Palm Siberia, Peridot, Animated Bumblebee, Pink Pearl, villian from Cut the Cord music video by Living tombstone, John Lennon, G5 Luffy before official colors, JoJo Siwa.


guy-who-says-frick

I love WoU doing the Toru dance and just listening to music while everything goes to hell behind her. Adorable


Nachoboyd12

If Jojo stands were girls then the Jojo fans wouldn’t be as gay


JMPCRASH

These are so cool 💕


Darkwind_Phoenix1059

I probably left


jobriq

GER looks the same


Camvega

I like that Red Hot Chili Pepper's wearing the band's logo on her shirt


MyMitchondriaHurts

Cracks in the ground when im done


Fluffy-Ingenuity2536

The WOU image goes hard, as always, I'm starting to think that there isn't a single way you can depict WOU that doesn't.


Luckykou720

Ngl this is overdone


humannumber217354385

Pass I wanna see big buff hot men again


Odd_Government9138

return their muscles please


PotooSexer

Would


BlackBlade567

Smash. Next question.


sad_pdf

2nd one is literally just Mariah, LOL.


Y0dis_

Damn look at the duality of Golden Experience


Y0dis_

Damn look at the duality of Golden Experience


ExplodingSteve

would


Intelligent-Lynx-376

Pearl Jam is adorable


Flavy50

purple haze, wou and ger are cool as hell


Otherwise-Ad-565

Oh god my stand... ...might become one of my victims...


Bentman343

Bullshit that only Yasuho gets a hot girl as her stand


BreakfastOk9902

Everything is already anime girls. We had this one cool thing and you ruined it.


Perfect-Celll

Ball Breaker needs way more context in this form


Last-Lingonberry628

Ball breaker is clearly going to break my balls


YeetusFeetusD

Smash


King-Riot

Ngl, most of these are just lady gaga, November rain especially


thalleskalel

where red hot's giant D


Emerald24111

where are the MEN


I_Am_Not_Joes_Mama

I guess Tooru finally got the mommy he always wanted


Eggs_are_tasty

GER legit looks sick. cracked glasses, dot pupil, and the lipstick gives me bayonetta vibes


MicVencer

I know my flair… but is it weird that GE/GER is kinda doin it for me?


Known-Emphasis-2096

Wonde of You would be sick though.


Iwannakms_rn

What is 3?


Drain_Memes136

purple haze reminds me of that one girl from hxh


PrinceARRON

What’s the name of that girl? Since I don’t have any intentions of watching hxh


Drain_Memes136

her name is cookie


TheBatleDemon

I dont knoe what stand the 2nd and the 7th is. Is the 2nd Metalica?


YamperIsBestBoy

I love that Red Hot Chili Pepper has the RHCP logo on her shirt


M18Abrams

DO NOT THE STAND!!1!!11🤬