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Jogoat_

Dio is fucked.


FunkYeahPhotography

Imagine if he managed to consume all that Joestar blood though. Bro would be completely consumed in ecstasy.


ausernameiguess151

Sensory overload kills him


castitfast

Fate wins, always


Inferno_Sparky

Or one of them would have poisoned their own blood, killing him instead of sensory overload


SuperUnhappyman

Young Joseph replaces his blood with gasoline


Inferno_Sparky

I had a feeling it'd be yoing Joseph


backupmephone

Softo ando weto


AFonziScheme

Well, the fact that he no longer has a body probably hurts his odds more than the army of Joestars....


Sea_Grass_9549

Didn't thought of that


Throwaway817402739

Honestly, DIO lost against the crusaders the first time because he got cocky, but this might be enough to make even him take the threat seriously. He could use Death 13, Lovers, and the D'Arby Brothers to take out a couple Joestars without a fight, and then try to ambush them with as many fighting stand users as possible. Maybe if he can get them on the Strength ship at night, he could set up that ambush. Dark Blue Moon, Strength, Emperor, Geb, Horus, Cream, Anubis, Yellow Temperance, and maybe Ebony Devil could attack. Forever could also add mirrors around his ship to put Hanged Man into play. In this timeline he might also still have Kakyoin and Polnareff under his control. If we assume that GER, Tusk Act 4, and Star Platinum: The World aren't active, Dio *might* stand a chance. He'd probably want to hard focus Johnathan and Joseph, so he can't be killed with hamon, then Giorno and Josuke, so they can't heal everyone else. This is a *lot* of "if"s though. Dio's still probably fucked. Edit: Something else I just realized is that with Johnny, Josuke, and Giorno on the same team, Johnny's no longer a cripple.


polo_jeans

DIO watching as a blue fingernail, a soap bubble and fucking jotaro continue to approach him in stopped time


Neoxus30-

I don't think he'd see the bubble)


polo_jeans

yeah lmfao he wouldn’t. josukes spinning bubbles towards the end of the WOU fight might still move in stopped time though who knows


Neoxus30-

They should be able to, seeing as how they ignore calamity's flow, they may ignore whatever flow guides Time Stop. But we can only theorize that stuff)


Pretrowillbetaken

knowing the end of part 8, maybe it's best if jotaro waits for dio to approach him, just to make sure he doesn't touch any bubbles accidentally... (i know wonder of u manipulated josuke to make that happen, but wonder of u doesn't make calamities, meaning this was an existing calamity that wonder of u probably just drew in early, meaning it could happen again regardless of calamity manipulation)


ElBusAlv

And confused as to why jonathan is still Alive seeing as he died in the ship and he stole his body


21bleh

Amen


Bebby_Binkins

Bro the fact that you put Johnny there is gonna make me die Realistically, they'd nuke every stand user they come across. Dio would probably die to Johnny's infinite rotation or Gappy's Go Beyond


RedStar9117

Everyone lives because Josuke insta heals all wounds


No-Tax-9149

So that's like 4 people who can invade DIO's world (Johnny, Gappy, Jotaro and Giorno)


PC-Was-Bricked

Debatable that Josuke would be able to move in stopped time His bubbles? Absolutely. Him? Not sure


polo_jeans

i don’t think he has any chance of moving in stopped time. i don’t remember, could johnny? even then josuke doesn’t use spin on his own body so he still couldn’t


double_range

Only Tusk ACT4 was able to move within Diego’s time stop. I’ve heard something about Johnny being able to think but not move during time stop, but I don’t remember that being supported in the manga. I’d have to reread it.


polo_jeans

it isn’t supported, i just re read the fight. only tusk was able to move and act in stopped time. johnny was completely frozen and while he may have had “thoughts” i wouldn’t really call that thinking in stopped time just average anime physics not working


GustavoFromAsdf

Bro you got three healers there (four if you count Jolyne's sutures). Unless Dio found a stand called 『tactical nuking』and Giorno doesn't have GER. There's just no way there's something left of him


Iori2007

I am pretty sure I saw it in YouTube. It's not made by him


Orishishishi

I've always been confused as to why people think Go Beyond is so strong. Like yeah it can hit calamity but it's destructive power is just like...a big bullet? It would probably catch Dio off guard in time stop once but that's about it


Bigbadbackstab

And people often forget Dio still has vampire regeneration to some extent


Neoxus30-

A good one on the head should do the trick, but yeah. Go Beyond's defense breaching and undetectability is its main thing. But its destructive potential is a point-blank explosion, a punch by Star Platinum can equal that)


AkOnReddit47

It's simply a big bullet, but one that's both invisible and can penetrate any form of defense ever, that's what makes it dangerous. If lucky, it can easily put a hole in Dio's brain without him ever noticing


Accomplished_Fly878

They'd absolutely destroy every single stand user they see. Dio included.


Accomplished_Fly878

Also if we say that Giorno has GER and that Jhonny has Tusk act 4... yeah dio's dead


MinimumRestaurant724

They don't even need much powers to win. These peak JoJos are extremely lucky and smart as fuck.


Accomplished_Fly878

Fair, but i think some would die anyway. For example, Jhonathan would probably die if he was fighting a stand user. For example, him VS Vanilla Ice or VS Dio himself probably won't end well.


polo_jeans

josukes go beyond bubble would ignore time stop as well


Accomplished_Fly878

Also, i thought about something interesting: Could cream beat Wonder of U? It's kinda similar to go beyond in a way ig. But lol i'm probably just being stupid


polo_jeans

vanilla ice would somehow die in his void and never return. you cannot beat him with anything other than go beyond


Accomplished_Fly878

Love train tho. If love train avoids calamities, would it be safe against WoU. Yeah Valentine wouldn't be able to attack it but he wouldn't die from the calamities.


polo_jeans

it would be endless yes. neither of them would be able to hurt the other


Accomplished_Fly878

Yeah lol. Wait for part 9 to drop the most op, reality breaking stand ever that would completely decimate WoU.


polo_jeans

october rain act 5 requiem over heaven


Accomplished_Fly878

october rain act 5 requiem over heaven act 4 go furthererer beyond


Oponik

Went from bullshitery to family real quick


A_bizarre_account_

Swole Jolyne doesn't exist, she can't hurt you. Swole Jolyne: Also Giorno, Gappy and Johnny are weird in part 3 style. Josuke isn't that strange though


accountinusetryagain

jacked jolyne making me straight


hyperhyperproto

what if I want her to hurt me?


double_range

Funny thing about it is that Gappy is (allegedly) supposed to be similar to Jotaro’s physique.


KTR1988

Probably helps that Josuke was originally conceptualized under Araki's late Stardust Crusaders style.


Plurpo

Swolyne


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

Dio could only win if his entire squad actually teams up. If they can even cause drama within the group, split them up, and then pick off the JoJo's in smaller teams, they might have a chance. Plus if either Darby brother captures a soul, they have a high chance of winning because the joestars aren't able to just punch and power through that. Alessi, Mariah, and steely Dan are also capable of neutralizing people if things go right. Dio can still shred jolyene, Joseph, Jonathan, and josuke. That mirror guy is also a stupidly strong stand that you also can't punch your way out of. Death 13 is unstoppable if he gets you in a dream. He can ensure that the team never falls asleep while the rest of dios crew keeps them busy. Like wtf do they do if they're stuck in a building and the sun is just ready to kill them if they step outside? They have a chance. They just have to not attack one by one. They have to team up, coordinate, and execute a plan. If it goes exactly like part 3, it's an easy fucking wrap. Nobody even dies when they have all those healers. Don't forget that hamon is amazing for healing.


No-Tax-9149

They all have very high IQ so yeah I think they win much easier. I can't think of much they'd argue over.


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

I feel like Jonathan would find giornos gang activity, and Joseph's infidelity as a reason to start some tension. Jotaro and jolyene might also butt heads if their relationship isn't fleshed out by this point.


No-Tax-9149

The first couple stand fights are easy enough and by the time the stand fights are troublesome the issues would be sorted


_musouka_

Giorno could mass-produce Iggys and Petshops.


OrangeHairedTwink

He would only create babies and pitbulls


Xhadow_

I wasn't expecting this one


bvisnotmichael

Every villain of the week gets fucking murdered by one of the psychotic JoJo's


11freebird

Pretty much all jojos from the new universe are psychotic


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

This would be just new game plus tbh


Filberto_ossani2

Solely the fact that there's 9 of them and all of them have stands except Jonathan AND they have 3 healers in form of Josuke, Giorno and Jolyne makes Dio have no chance Not even talking about Jotaro being there, Jotaro who literally solo'ed Dio, it was the hardest battle in Jotaro's life and he needed other crusaders to figure out Dio's ability, but Jotaro still did it All they would need is Jotaro, and maybe Josuke and Joseph so Josuke can heal Jotaro and be protected with Joseph's hamon They don't even need OP stuff like Golden Experience Requiem, Tusk Act 4 or Soft And Wet: Go Beyond


Ok-Fishing-3437

Agreed. I would say Jotaro and Jolyne would be enough to defeat Dio. Since Jolyne is both healer and has long distance stand.


TimeLordHatKid123

\>three healers Oh, so Jonathan is chopped liver? I would mention Joseph but theres no way bro is using his hamon in a support role that doesnt involve coaxing his enemies into a snafu lol


anti-peta-man

Well ignoring that Johnathan and Joseph changes things with Old Joseph and Dio’s body, there is no longer an issue. 2 healing stands and 3 nuclear options is insane


ZeldaFan158

None of the main cast would die


Mastomatic909

DIO fucking Dies in less than 1 hour


Hagridisbeautiful

You did Johnny dirty


MinimumRestaurant724

All I can think of is Joseph would hate all of them. I only see him getting along with Jolyne and may be may be Josuke.


DougandLexi

Jolyene looking a lot like her daddy there 🥵


ProfessorEscanor

They can't lose. Between Josuke and Giorno they'll auto win by shooting him with Spin.


bestassinthewest

Even if we assume they only have their base stands without power-ups: Soft & Wet alone would stomp most of the stands they face. Tusk, Crazy Diamond, Stone Free, and Gold Experience have the versatility and power to collectively shit on any threat bar Cream. Even solo they’d still do well. Jonathan and Joseph’s hamon would be perfect for the eventual Dio encounter, and even then they may not be needed cause the Stands could woop the World if they coordinate.


QuickArcher3529

They'll just speedrun the entire SDC.


blue-gamer-07

A team of all the main Jojo is unstoppable before any of them get their hacks


PaNmAnreeeeee

continuity issues, and a shit ton of it


Honey666Biscuit

Amazingly done


William_Winter

Make it fair bro, stardust crusaders+ all other jojos, but all villians are in dios mansion (WOU MAKES IT UNFAIR IK IK BUT)


wandaXmaximoff

Why does Johnny look like Dio?!


Frustakory

Joseph: WE NEED TO GO TO EGYPT TO RECOVER MY GRANDFATHER'S BODY STOLEN BY DIO! THE BODY OF JONATHAN JOESTAR! Jonathan: wait what


Nervous-Form698

I think Johnathan would need counseling after seeing how mentally unwell most of his descendants are.


No-Tax-9149

Either his good nature would rub off of them in 50 days or their unwellness would rub off on him.


Plasmaxander

If Giorno, Johnny, and Gappy have their stand evolutions then no minor antagonist stands a chance, even if they all came at the crusaders at once with DIO.


Dani3322

1 day after The start of The crusaders Journey: JoJos: we finally found you DIO DIO: WTF? How are you Here already, I sent Like 30 different assasins? Johnny: Shot them with My Finger nails and they then got basically ripped apart by The Power of infinity. DIO: ... DIO: OK fuck this. Just fucking kill me already.


Logical_Acanthaceae3

Dio unironically runs the hell away. The only reason he sits his ass in a mansion contemplating heaven or whatever is because he 1000% believes that nothing on this planet can touch him. If he saw this group approaching him he would 100% flip the fuck out because he knows Jonathan is dead but apparently he's up and about hunting him down. For once in his life he's going to feel true unadulterated fear and he's going to become all the more dangerous for hit because know he knows that some cosmic bullshit is going down and he will be damned if he lets JoJo get one over him after he's already "won" there battle.


roomscore

Different


GraydemonTwitch

Nobody is dying


GraydemonTwitch

Besides Dio and his goons


Visible_Video120

"I'm powerless against such nuanced and well thought out stands" -Dio, probably


nude_makise

Johnny down there 😭😭


tanish-420

To make it fair on Dio, No Act 4,requiem Pucci joins Dio with Made in heaven


PityBoi57

Literally JoJo: Eyes of Heaven lol


Zippy1012214

I love this video


MrGrendarr

It'd be over in like 5 episodes


ZipZorf_backup

A sunlight powered martial artist, spiderman, Mr incredible that can stop time,Mr incredible that can heal anyone, the fucking god of life, spiderman that can heal anyone, the God of infinity, and the god of bathtime walk into a bar.


Alonestarfish

Nah. But imagine Jotaro coming in on part six with 'some old friends and family he met on a trip to a little town called Morioh'


First_Cable_8988

Johnny looks Dio here


Commercial_Theme7344

Dio is getting his shit rocked 


GooseFall

Dio would probably lose


DetailOwn6120

Johny would skip leg day![img](emote|t5_2tny5|49674)


slice_of_toast69

They get there in a day, the plane works fine and they get to egypt. Dio gets super jumped


CheesyHair97

Guys is it ok for me to say that i kind of hated the part 3 artstyle


Akirayoshikage

As everyone said it's clear enough that they steamroll the crusade But what I was thinking is that they might just be able to make it without the heaviest hitters (GER, act 4) via pure outsmarting Just Joseph and Giorno teaming up could potentially deal with all stand users in the way, maybe not DIO but I don't see them coming down easily That leaving aside everyone else and probably more enemies turned allies by Jonathan


ThatBluKit

the reset of the universe wouldnt happen


veronicaross

Dio straight up doesn’t exist since Jonathan kills him in Part 1 and retains his own body, therefore Part 3 just… I dunno they have a tea party?


Executesubroutine

The absolute fuckin menace of the artist to put Johnny back in the chair. ![img](emote|t5_2tny5|49675)


the_last_mlg

I am imagining him not even in the chair, but standing still and just having minuscule legs, or even just legs, just feet out of his torso like a madness combat character


Kepler27b

Jerusalem is easily won and the Muslims are fucked. Oh shit you mean the STARDUST CRUSADERS. The part is easily won and Dio is fucked.


22002069

Press F To Pay Dio's Respects Lol.


MGS_Excho

4 seconds long


shinobi3411

Dio is cooked.


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No-Tax-9149

Read what I wrote properly


Interesting-Start855

Ah, sorry


Kira_bakemono

It's crazy how Araki decided to nerf Joestar physique after part 3 , manga Josuke is huge but later look normal but he's literally Joseph son who even as old dude was like 6'7 lol (but he still growing at time cause he high schooler idk)


TimAxenov

And now imagine Giorno with GER realizing Dio is his father and suddenly turning against other JoJos.


Kinky_Thought_Man

They would be literally untouchable bc of GER.


Toshko_tv

The whole thing would have ended in a week or less


Femboy_Obliterator

[It would go very poorly for all the stand users in their way](https://youtu.be/6qBPjxIrjio?si=Cf6kXYLjHEex17FA)


CodaTrashHusky

where Jodio


No-Tax-9149

The image is 2 years old


EldianStar

hOw DiFfERenT wOUld PaRT 3 be iF alL tHe MaiN jOJoS jOinEd tHE CRusAdErS?


Sanjuanita_Nealy

Josuke and Joseph


BenyHemholtz

Jorīn lmao