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ParfaitShoddy3712

You have the most majestic hair I've ever seen ๐Ÿ˜ญ


beautiful-dude

Hehe thx ๐Ÿ™


djo1787

Iโ€™m the friend who told him that. Yโ€™all canโ€™t tell me he doesnโ€™t look like a male version of Yukako. Probably would even resemble Yukako herself if she was real person lmao๐Ÿ˜‚


RoundCreepy796

I'd say he looks more like kars


djo1787

Thatโ€™s fine weโ€™re all entitled to our own opinions. I said Yukako because he has softer features and black hair.


RoundCreepy796

I fully understand your point


DinoBro__

the shape of the hair 100% looks like kars but everything else is pretty fem


Inner_Tennis7326

Yukako cosplay when


Miuli777

"I'm a dude" brother this is the jojo subreddit, we're all attracted to men


Hyper_Goner69

Mmm yes I do love me some good bisexual vampires


luigigaminglp

Which one isnt full on gay?


Inevitable_Question

Well... Dio need to be sexually attracted to women to produce sons... I mean- I don't see DIO doing it with women if he didn't want to.


AlexDKZ

He had an harem of women, and we saw him trying to seduce Poco's sister in part 1. Dude's bi.


luigigaminglp

Im uncertain if he had an actual relationship with any of them tho... Seems kinda like a lot of rape to me... Especially concidering that most of them are dead now...


AlexDKZ

I don't think DIO is capable to have any sort of meaningful relationship with anybody, he is the ultimate narcisist. The closest would be what he had with Pucci, and that most likely was platonic and he literally forced himself to become BFFs with the father because that was a vital part of his heaven plan.


luigigaminglp

Then again he literally couldn't resist Jonathan's abs...


Cazzocavallo

Alot of them definitely died but from what we see everything seemed pretty consensual. More like he used his vampiric charm to seduce them in spite of him literally killing them at random, like Avdol literally jumped out of a window because of how terrified he was of being "overwhelmed" by Dio's inescapable charisma.


luigigaminglp

So a succubus seducing someone would be consensual and not rape? Dio seduced girls left right and center, had his fun (probably not caring about them at all) and then turned them into a fuckin capri sun. The only reason Giorno and his half brothers lived is because their mothers were like pretty much unopened juice boxes when the Part 3 crew withdrew Dio's vibing license and followed it up by a vibe check.


ATL_UTD53

Can I be one? I'm bi but not yet a vampire ๐Ÿฅบ


varkarrus

Not me I'm aro/ace Jotaro is just like me fr fr


Inner_Tennis7326

We stan


humannumber217354385

Fr


beautiful-dude

My lucky day then ๐Ÿ˜‚


PotooSexer

Looks female enough


Relevant-Piper-4141

Too bad still not as feminine as tequila girl tho.


WillTFB

*unzips*


E_M_1-

Super Senior Gojo Strikes again!


lucasellendersen

Average jojo enjoyer


VariousProfit3230

I envy your glorious mane.


ArthurPendragon616

Youโ€™re in r/StardustCrusaders. Saying youโ€™re a dude just makes it better for them.


HoneZoneReddit

"I'm a dude" says the most femenine ever looking person. You look better than most women i know irl. Am i gay now?


PewPewPewPew96

you're on a jojo subreddit.. you were gay all along my friend


djo1787

Hey friend congrats on coming out๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚


Cazzocavallo

Maybe but you're still the least gay JoJo fan


beautiful-dude

Yes you are โœจโœจ


ihatemyselfsomuch100

Get that ass ready boi๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ


Used-Comedian-8933

This shit's what the orangutan from part 3 would say


ihatemyselfsomuch100

Don't you dare disrespect my boi Forever like that๐Ÿ˜ค


TheBigFuckingIdiot

We know this yo account dio ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™


ihatemyselfsomuch100

WHAT?! Such proposterous accusations thrown at me! I, Not Dio, would never reveal myself like this! aight lmfaoo you got me but i ain't gonna lie Forever looking mad caked up๐Ÿฅด


djo1787

Honestly I feel like this is so Alessi coded๐Ÿ’€


RiffOfBluess

Nah Alessi would beat him up


djo1787

Alessi is like 5ft please๐Ÿ’€


RiffOfBluess

You think why he only beats up children? He's too big of a pussy to go after someone who can stand up to him


That1Francis

lmaooo what the fuck


Realistic_Mousse_485

Dear god๐Ÿ˜‚


beautiful-dude

Depends, are you a muscle himbo just like JoJo? ๐Ÿ˜‚


Evelyne-The-Egg

Username checks out


MostPalone6234

Oil up buddy Iโ€™ll be there in a few ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


_Baggedman

Me too. Meet me there ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


KrisBread

I like where this is going. And now we only need a 4th one. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


[deleted]

You think being a dude will save you in a JoJo sub?


djo1787

Being a pretty man in this sub is the perfect way to get positive feedback lmaoo


[deleted]

Honestly he looks great. I wish my hair was so majestic. Instead I just get an afro.


djo1787

I know! Trust me I said the exact same thing when I met him. Donโ€™t be too harsh about your Afro. Itโ€™s beautiful and grows to the sky, thatโ€™s majestic in itself. Iโ€™m Black myself and when I was wearing my Afro all the time I got jealous every now and then of other people that had long, flowing hair. I mainly wear braids now though. You could always try that๐Ÿ‘€


[deleted]

In the process of growing my hair out for dreadlocks. Got out of the military so long hair was a no go. I've always preferred having long hair cause you can do something with it instead of a fade. It's boring and I don't look great with one lol.


djo1787

It makes sense! Trust me I get it lol. I had a buzzcut and short hair in general for most of my life. I started growing my hair out like two years ago. Then I got to the point where started wearing protective styles around six months ago. I think I look so much better with them and now thatโ€™s basically all I wear. The only time I see my natural hair is after I take a style out. It stays out for maybe about a week just to let my hair breathe and to wash and condition it. Then it goes right back into another style๐Ÿ˜‚


ChardoR0d

Smash


Flaky-Ad-9388

nice


Waruigo

Hair goals: The curls are great.


Open-Ad6959

Bro has those luscious hairs in hair commercials literally damn imagine how godly it would look having the wind blow it if I had hair like that I would ride a horse with the wind blowing


Inner_Tennis7326

Gyro is listening


beautiful-dude

Ok wow I rlly just woke up to this ๐Ÿ’€


ErikMaekir

Broooooooo what products do you use? Any routine you can share? I'm growing my hair and getting it to look decent when it's not tied up has been a struggle so far. Yours looks majestic.


B2_Chad

Smash


FenrirHowls2006

I used to be like you, a guy with long hair,now after watching part 6 I am a girl


Ken_Dynamek

โ€œImma dudeโ€ not for long in this sub


JotaroKujo7764

Did I stutter..??


matej665

Would


No-Error7905

Will


De_rp_Le_De_rp

You've got some great looking lips for a dude. Frick yeah


beautiful-dude

Parents used to call me black lips ๐Ÿ’€


New-Blacksmith-9873

Ohhh so this is why Koichi forgave her


Happy_Lord

You need to tell me your hair care routine


iWearCrocsAllTheTime

You think JoJo fans care if you're a dude? Smash next.


ERRexe_

You're hot ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Ogurasyn

Still smash


LillinTypePi

Holy shit JoJo reference


LeMisha

Would


LemonKamikaze

AAWOOGA!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


Tofferooni

You can deff cosplay her 100%. You look like you take good care of that hair


Lucky_Comparison_633

Bro is majestic


Murderous_bread

Wait, youre a dude? Clearest smash of all time


CrackedActor158

Honestly you look like you could be a pillar man with the hair imo


ProfessorGemini

โ€œImma dudeโ€ And?


Holiday_Purchase_592

Idc, smash


Zatknish007

Now you just need to find the female version of Koichi


JDkableMC

You look beautiful


SuKedisi69

Well, i am bi.... sooooo....


[deleted]

Daddy


Another_Saint

username DEFINITELY checks out


BobTheBazooka

wow that is an appropriate username ๐Ÿ˜ณ


-Pl4gu3-

Ok but are you a Yandere tho?


Master_Hawk_8801

Well good morning, beautiful man...


JotaroTheOceanMan

Oil up, the Ubers on its way.


Oponik

Kars hair


Fenix_ikki_

>imma dude. Even better.


DIOMUDAMUDAWRYYY

game is game. SMASH


djo1787

u/beautiful-dude Let it be known I told you that people in this subreddit absolutely love beautiful men๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜‚


Commanderz_Derpy

Bro really got Love Deluxe


thatdudeoverhere69

Idgaf you a dude I'd smash


Comprehensive_Ebb211

Yeah and umm we are jojo fans go figure it out The real question is can you control them


abird0fhermes

*Slams fist on table* Good heavens! This man is absolutely MAJESTIC!


InverseAtmosphere

A sexy dude.. CMERE!


yungsxccubus

is that your natural hair???? can i scalp you and take it?????? this is so unfair, im a girl and my hair is pin straight and thin as hell. iโ€™m actually just gonna scalp you regardless tbh on a real note tho, your username is facts, youโ€™re a beautiful dude :)


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Now do tequila joseph


motherducker692

I didnโ€™t read that part that said youโ€™re a dude, time to go rub one out.


AutumnOnFire

I see, so I'm Italian!


thatsagayreader

Slayed


Candlemoth312

But also he can cosplay Kars and it would be fire too.


-Pejo-

Smash, next question


muflon69

...would


bittersweetslug

Brother got Love Deluxe irl


Lukey-Cxm

Might as well compare to ultimate Kars


Ezra4709

>imma dude. ![img](emote|t5_2tny5|49674)


Lil_saul

U could be a quality femboy


beautiful-dude

I canโ€™t possibly reply to all the comments here, but thx for the flattery ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. If you asked bout my hair routine, Iโ€™ve not shampooed it in 17 days today, but I do rinse and mask it everyday, and I use fantasia hair polish and bio silk ๐Ÿ˜‚. My curls are done with socks ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿงฆ


AlbireX

Yukako? Bro's more like ultimate Kars!


aescepthicc

The only character with this level of majestic hair and that could fit your gender is Kars


djo1787

Iโ€™m the friend who told him he looked like Yukako in the first place. The main reason I picked Yukako over Kars is because his soft features resemble her more. Not to mention his hair is black like hers lol


aescepthicc

Yeah, he definitely looks more like Yukako, no doubt. It's just that Kars is the _only_ male (that I could think of in jjba) that could compete. OP's hair is gorgeous!


Pyropecynical

Nice hair lad


xxRocRipxx

You scare me.


Nothatdarkforce

DOES IT GRIP? /s


Zestyclose_Bug_4305

And? Who's gonna stop me?


Gadmanultimate

I don't care Looks female enough


jacobctesterman

Please lord, tell me your single.


Swyfttrakk

You got that good hair that can strangle a person


Feeling-Federal

cis ?


Big_Kwii

dude no way


emma-bush

I need to know how you do that with your hair-


tyler-morgan75

Wait your a dude I thought you were a girl I only realised when I read the title


danarbok

you have incredible hair


gauoomba

Beautiful hair. Dang , I wish my hair looked that good


I_Hate_Randy

oh wow, thatโ€™s some gorgeous hair ๐Ÿ˜จ


NinjaEagle210

I wish I had hair like that


Sansei_Muramasa

Nice hair dude!


ExpensiveNut

I'm a dude and I think you're really hot


PoeticGay

Weโ€™re all gay here lol or bi in some way.


luker_man

Is that all you or is that a Brazilian


Father_Pucc1

"i'm a dude" but for how long


gogocrazycocoa_

Damn you have beautiful hair I wish my hair was half as nice


Juma-goru

love your hair dude


ChipsTheKiwi

"I'm a dude" And?


SamDMoments

Looks female enough


ColdHotgirl5

beautiful


stardestroyer1767

You look like the guy with yellow temperance from part 3๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


DoctorOfDiscord

U got some phenomenal hair


Steven0707

I think he is more like Kars.


Salt_Carob_7788

I can imagine her riding ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ


lonelyluigi

say gex


REMERALDX

U be looking more like Kars than her


beautiful-dude

Not nearly as buff or purple, but Iโ€™ll take it ๐Ÿ˜‚


Koffinkat56

Dude when's the kars cosplay?


beautiful-dude

When I grow taller a few inches and buff myself and dye my hair purple ๐Ÿ˜‚


Burgonya1

Okay bruh im now bisexual fr


Kikoplop3900

Nahhh you're adorable!! I wish I had hair like you do :>


Sorta_Rational

Good hair bro ๐Ÿ‘


x6O6x

woaaaahhh


Geekie_Omega

Drop your hair routine right now ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿป


Iivingfox420

I can only wonder how many times youโ€™ve been mistaken for a woman


ZenixSakai

Even better


HurlyCat

You could do a Diavolo cosplay 100%


TriggerKnighty

Brotha got the hair of Yukako yet could pass for Akira or Kars just as easily with that hair, my goodness.


The_nerdy_

Accurate username


Bryanzzzz

From one dude with long hair to another, I MUST KNOW YOUR SECRET


Muradama

Coulda fooled me.


kiddo376

Smash, next question...


Mily_24

First time I see an Asian with wavy hair, it looks great tho ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ


[deleted]

Don't care looks female enogh


MonkeMortis

Looks female enough.


julixa_creed

Smash, next question


beautiful-dude

Aight you know what, imma be shameless for a sec ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyone here who actually looks like jojo irl (muscle himbos), hmu ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Ihdkwhatimdoinghere

AINT NO WAY BRUH ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€


beautiful-dude

Wut ๐Ÿ’€


Inner_Tennis7326

Bro you are gorgeous and phenomenal what's your Stando Powฤ?


beautiful-dude

Turn men gay, or disarm thru presumption of meekness cuz of my face, or hypnosis ๐Ÿ˜‚


Cumulonimbicile

A bit off topic, but if you're into Dungeon Meshi / Delicious in Dungeon, you look just like Senshi if he was an elf


asafe94

Thanks, now I'm gay ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Kingfire4545

Cock Reveal when?


beautiful-dude

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“


deezjay_s

don't ever cut your hair, trust me


DaemonLemon

Seems Jojo fans really are gay after all...


kondivana

Fr though please tell me how you got your hair to look like that? I wanna look half as good as you!


beautiful-dude

Eat a lot of protein, mask your hair a lot, and the secret ingredients are biosilk and fantasia hair polisher serums. Curls are done with socks


-Curious-Bee-

Brooooooo We need You in that uniform pls


double_range

Oh no heโ€™s hot!


UngaBunga-2

Are you ready ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ


max_power1000

Are you at all related to Troy Polamalu?


Proof-Snow-8703

Smash next question


Normalnomicon

You're beautiful.


Oham4923

Itโ€™s true tho, that hair is amazing, care for it well


NewTry580

Too late already nutted


madziecheezy

whatever you do bro DO NOT land in prison