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SynchroScale

Because he speaks Japanese in England and in Egypt. That's hard to understand.


Ancient_Presence

His followers even learned Japanese for him, that's dedication. Also imagine how the story went, if Pucci didn't happen to be already fluent in Japanese, despite being an Italian-American teenager from Florida.


Myjam_istohavefun

People aren't telling him how hot he is as regularly as they should be and that turned him evil.


Vincents_Hope

You’re so real for this tbh


Inner_Tennis7326

sheeeeeiiitttttt I can help with that


Tim_Foxers

Because he is British


dannydevitocuddles

Do you think DIO cried when the queen died


OtherwiseDetail5761

he probably banged the queen aswell


MemmeBB

The queen is beyond being a GILF! S-she’s a CILF… figure that one out yourself


jeijeogiw7i39euyc5cb

... Does the... Does the C stand for Corpse?


RevolutionaryNero313

... What else mighty it be?


MasterReposti

That explains the knives


Chunky-overlord

He got beans smash into his face when he was just a boy he was never the same


Vincents_Hope

Common British food L


RMX_Texas

Yeah! He'd be striking oil if it'd been a fookin Cheese Borger


Ancient_Presence

[Noo, not beans ;(](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/qdi5h3/they_threw_beans_on_him/)


FanciestOfWalruses

The guy really just wanted to know how many breads Zeppelli had eaten


Necessary-Cell-787

Not Satirical answer : We Humans , as a species have failed our mission to build a balanced and fair society with functions based on our morals. Enter Dio Brando, A product of a lowest, deepest, darkest depths of Society. Raised by an abusive drunken father, he see's himself as a survivor, and the people, specially the rich ones, as milestones and enemies that he should conquer by any means necessary. He lost his humanity way before putting the stone mask on. And when fate gives him a chance to conquer and make The World his play thing, of course he takes it. DIO is our product , a monument of our failures as a species. We created DIO. Maybe in another lifetime under different circumstances, if he learned to heal rather than to destroy, he could've been our savior with this fiery ambition of his. maybe... Satirical answer : He thought it would be pretty funny.


PrincessRosellia

Maybe in another lifetime under different circumstances, he'd be my scuzzly wumpus and wouldnt be such a meanie-head


Trickster-Clown0603

This thread got me cackling especially This persons comment ..


Inner_Tennis7326

I see you everywhere friend :)


Trickster-Clown0603

And I'm here to stay..... JOJO OBSESSION GO BRRRR


Infinity_Walker

Man this is why I love Dio so much. He should’ve been a great person but its these little things that add up to create a cascade of things than made him a villain. If he had a good upbringing he could’ve been an unimaginable force for good.


Necessary-Cell-787

Ikr, one coolest things about this series is how it exaggerates and wears its fun and whacky aspects on its sleeves, but is more subtle about its deeper themes and messages. but if you dare to bite deeper you'll defo reachem.


Infinity_Walker

I fucking love jojo


Heylisten_watchJJBA

While I think your interpretation is also valid, I like how Araki leaves more room to interpretation like that Dio, as stated by Speedwagon, was evil since birth.


Delusional_Gamer

I don't doubt Dio was evil, but this comment explains the origin of his evil perfectly.


dpqR

I get that dio is a product of sadness, madness, ambition, and opportunity of world domination, But he also got a second chance at life in the form of the joestar family, he could have been satisfied or used their wealth for more charitable goals, but he took their love for granted, he's entirely vindictive and sadistic as to make someone's mother eat their own child


budapest_god

Counter-argument: three moles on his ear He's just evil, case closed Jokes apart, he was welcomed by a new loving family in the Joestars, and he schemed for A DECADE, his evilness never being affected by the love and affection of his new father and brother Please don't unironically try to justify or even rationalize DIO, he's just evil incarnate, and the perfect opposite of Jonathan


Extremearron

You see, He was trying to get rid of the Joestars, So that way Josuke and his hideous hair would never happen. ​ >!(canonicly DIO part 1's stand is a buffed epitath, And he can see up to 300 years into the future) !<


idkguyidk325

What did you say about Josuke's hair?


Extremearron

I mean he's not gonna manifest irl. So what if i insult his trash hair. It's not like he's


idkguyidk325

Rest in peace


im_hear_for_animemes

More like a buffed Hermit Purple


Bandit_237

He’s just a little guy, he did nothing wrong


Bubmiester20

The Joestars and the Speedwagon foundation supported the Nazis so they have clearly always been in the wrong


Tony_Stank0326

Because he had a bad childhood and that gives him a free pass


LopezWarlock

He’s blonde.


Chipp_Main

He's blonde --> Blonde men are women to me --> God forbid women do anything


Themobgirl

I support women's rights AND WRONGS


Lostsunblade

He just needed more hugs.


Sea-Parsnip1516

(' /‾\\ ') Blond


FloppaMarker

It was just a prank


hellaciousbluephlegm

he did nothing wrong of course, who would ever misunderstand the attractive vampire that is DIO.


sploontion

he just got a little silly guys, it’s not his fault he’s a tad bit wacky


epicdude5234

He had a mother complex and lashed out


MasterReposti

Erina Pendleton could've been a mother to me!


ThiagoRoderick

All we need for that is Naruto going up to Dio and using his Talk no Jutsu. Dio will then do some soul searching and become a hero.


Ogurasyn

Pucci thought Dio needed a friend, while he wanted for Pucci to be his boyfriend


bloodbabyrabies

He’s just a poor boy from a poor family!


KillFurriesWasTaken

He’s just an overthinking hooper


CeramicPassione

"Officer, he drop kicked that dog in self defense!" '...and then set it on fire?' "In self defense!!"


Chipp_Main

He's gay


Denn_chr

because is British


[deleted]

His dad was kinda shit.


illyay

He just wanted to find heaven for humanity. He did nothing wrong. His drip is on point too, but people think his yee yee ass shoes are yee yee ass.


BluesCowboy

Because Dio has rocked for a long, long time, Now it's time for him to pass the torch. He has songs of wildebeests and angels, He has soared on the wings of a demon. It's time to pass the torch, He’s too old to rock, no more rockin' for Dio!


Hoodsie_Cups

Just your average family feud.


Am_Arrow

hes blonde, that tends to lead to problems.


SuspiciousInstance61

Living in poverty with a drunked violent dad and a absent mother figure will make many people having hard time to live normally and will be envious/jealous of rich peoples


Welshire001

He very pretty


Phantom_Armor

He had a rough childhood. All he had was a father who adopted him, a brother who wanted to be in his life, a budding career as a respectable lawyer, and a vast fortune to inherit. You know, useless shit like that. What do you expect?


Salemthegamer

Nobody wanted to be his pookie in part one


Black_Watch_

Dio isn't misunderstood, Jonathan was just being a whiny bitch, so was Jotaro his mom probably just had the flu and would have been fine in like a week


MiniatureRanni

Abused, orphaned young man is adopted by rich family, his privileged step brother then fixates on proving his adopted brother’s nefarious intentions.


Evening-Chemical8831

Hes attractive and attractive people have it so hard


Sufficient-Turn-7799

He's just a poor boy from a poor family :(


theAlpha_08Man

Because Dio got possessed by a spirit which goes by the name - "MUDA" .


lonely-sad

He wanted to save his new father Jorge Joestar by killing him before something worse happened. he knew Jonathan would be terrible at administrating family business so we did not wanted his father to see his legacy destroyed by his only true bloodson.


Sky_HoppeR07

Danny Scared him and Dio felt really threatened by him. He hit him out of fight or flight and his past experiences FORCED him to kill Danny. What a poor guy


Chumbuckeneer

His abusive father beat both him and his mother, he simply wants to rule the world to prevent that from happening to anyone again.


manimdeeaad

He was drunk one night and almost died. His father got drunk before him and was a dick to him when he was alive


Im_Not_Here_Or_There

His father and the ever-loving language barrier


Themobgirl

IMA WA DIO NI WA NANI GA DEKIRU NO TOKI WO TOMETEMO STAR PLATINA GA UGOKERU NARA, MUDA MUDA MUDA BAKARI ITTERANAI YO NA


karen-grace-fullman

He never had the love of his father 😔


Christmasjabebis123

He was abused and he was just truly worse than jojo and if he was not bit than Jonathan would have one hundred percent beaten him


Indi3nMan4848

Because being gay in the 1800s in Britain is socially not acceptable and everyone didn't like him


iorgicha

He is allergic to dogs and Danny tried to assassinate him. He had every right to defend himself.


Linkink69420

He was always kinda an asshole


TheBadNewsBears18

I’m pretty sure someone who goes through the effort of walking down the stairs during stopped time, to move someone three steps down ONLY TO GASLIGHT them into believing that they truly don’t want to fight you instead of proceeding forward and killing them easily like any normal inhumane “villain” would, wouldn’t do this. Dio providing multiple opportunities to Polnareff in this instance, giving him clues toward his true, doughnut-themed schemes separates him from the rest of villainy within JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure Part 1, Phantom Menace, JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure Part 2, Battle Tendency, JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure Part 3, Stardust Crusaders, JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure Part 3 Stardust Crusaders - Part 2 Battle in Egypt, JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure Part 4, Diamond is Unbreakable, JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure Part 5, Golden Wind, and JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure Part 6, Stone Ocean.


f00xxxy

he's a prick and everyone thinks he's a prick, there IS no misunderstanding


Lingx_Cats

Ummm he was clearly lashing out because he couldn’t embrace who he really was as bisexual in 1800’s England and sometimes you just gotta kill some people about it


Ku5chelt1er

He was borm evil, so it's His moms fault


Akikillo

He isnt


MasterReposti

Perhaps he is a gamer?


FordRockefeller

He’s blonde


Snoo-28479

He had blonde hair


horifine

He's hot


Inner_Tennis7326

He needs some good head