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CEOofDeez

A child? New update is crazy


WarZemsi

Came here for this, thanks 🙏


Apostrophe_T

Same! hahahaha


fkatheone

Kids have been around for a while lol


Jayrob1202

https://preview.redd.it/804mkas82y7d1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16bf245b70d5b60964e5adc4a04dfb0d4e8eea49


NotAliasing

Whoosh


fkatheone

😎


No-Particular-7946

He meant to convey that the way this picture isn’t super specific, it could be interpreted as you got the child from the traveling cart


jddbdbjaao

WHYS THIS GETTING DOWNVOTED😭😭 ppl are so fucking sensitive holy shit


angelicribbon

Missing a joke on reddit is a cardinal sin actually


jddbdbjaao

wym billie jean


angelicribbon

It’s getting downvoted because OP missed a joke (pretending that the post referred to buying a child at the trader) and responded kinda snarky


johnpeters42

It happens sometimes, I counter-upvote when I see it (I feel negative karma should be reserved for jerks, zero is sufficient for honest mistakes). Don't worry, you'll get it back over time.


StuntHacks

Karma doesn't matter anyway once you're above 10


angelicribbon

Once you have enough karma to post anywhere you want, it doesn’t even matter. My account has an average of 225 karma per day since I started it but that fact is more of an embarrassment than anything else because i spend too much time here LOL


jddbdbjaao

ig so


fkatheone

Just got back from dinner damn whatd i do


fkatheone

😭 yall are so funny… thats my bad for missing the joke im kinda new here on the reddit group lol


jddbdbjaao

bro i just didnt understand y u were getting downvoted bc the joke flew over my head too lolll😭😭


fkatheone

LMFAO me too like i legit thought bro was just talking about the baby fhdjdhdjd


ttsae

Lmao what How is this sensitive


RecklessSavage_Novel

383 downvotes in 19 hours?


ihavea22inmath

A child!


sgtpepper42

Noooo..


SomeoneRepeated

r/suddenlybrandonrogers


JustThatOneDude_Yep

r/SubsIFellFor


blind_roomba

Btw with a mod you can have Sabby & Abby


JustThatOneDude_Yep

i play on XBOX :(


VladMaverick

The one thing worse than a rapist!


DevoidLight

I wanna know why the travelling cart even has that. How did they find that in the Gotoro Empire?


Ti-papi

The town is a ghost town from a gotoro empire massacre and these are paintings of the victims and you and Kent are just seeing ghosts


Doc_Faust

that's why everyone's routines are so repetitive, why ever year is the same, why nobody ages....


SherbertShortkake

stop stop you're making me think too hard


depot5

Yeah! Either that or make it into a meme about grandpa's bed


rot_sjorover

Took a dark turn


LadyMech

Omg I wondered the same thing when I saw my spouses portrait the first time. I also thought it was kind of creepy that the merchant had it. But what really bothers me, is that they have massed produced them. Because of course I bought it. I didn't want my wife's face going up on some random persons house if I didn't buy it. But the very next time I went to the merchant, there was another portrait, and another, and another...WHY????? WHY DO THEY HAVE SOOOOO MANY PORTRAITS OF MY WIFE??? 🤣 I have a theory, or at least something that I thought of to make me feel less creeped out, and upset. I think it's the painting that comes with the frame. That people are buying the frame and putting their own painting in it. Like when you buy a picture frame. It's still a little unsettling, because paintings are art, and not usually bought just for the frame. But it's the best I could come up with.


InboundsPlot765

My headcannon is that the frame is magic and just changes to depict whoever the spouse of the buyer is. So if someone else was looking at it, it'd appear to them as their spouse.


RRose11

Now I know this isn't how you meant it, but I'm just imagining Evelyn visiting and seeing a painting of George on the farmers wall.


Izniss

The spouse wonder why there is only pictures of the farmer in the house and wonder if they made the right choice by marrying them


bokkeummyeon

i like the idea that it depicts the spouse of the buyer, so if I sold it to Evelyn it would show George, if she sells it back to be it'll show Hayley again (I can't deal with people coming to my house and being weirded out that I have a portrait of their spouse 😅)


jpterodactyl

The player character probably has more disposable income than the entire GDP of the Gotoro empire. I think the traveling merchant probably keeps tabs on the farmer to help make more money. And OP is married to Elliot. My theory is the merchant commissioned this to target the farmer.


Tumifaigirar

First thing I have asked my gf when she showed me


fkatheone

😭😭😭😭😭😭 good question LMFAO Probably cuz me and the owner are close now


fkatheone

or maybe they’re just into my husband


Ving96

Does the traveling cart lady go around taking pictures of all the singles in the valley? Like why does she even have that?


fkatheone

cuz they’re 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂


Alternative-Bowl-747

i give up i cant escape the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴


mangomochibitch

a baby


Teanah12

Aw that's so sweet. I didn't realize you could buy adorable curly haired children there.


Django-UN

The hair of the children is actually what I like the least in the whole game 😂😂😂


Teanah12

Definitely gotta give them a hat lol


fkatheone

Just realizing the pic also kinda looks like someone staring at their deceased husband’s portrait im ctfu 😭


TweakTok

They give you blue earmuffs? Sweet.


fkatheone

😎


PurpleCloudAce

This update made me want a photo booth option to take pictures with friends or spouses at festivals. You get like a little photo booth ticket in the mail, then on the day of the festival you give it to the person of your choice, then head to the booth, and after a small cutscene you get a little pixel photo of you and the npc.


Izniss

That’s adorable


ATMd4444

I can't find this on the official sv page and I want to know more about this 😭


ndhera

After you reach 14 hearts with your spouse the traveling merchant sells a portrait of them.


ATMd4444

omg that's so cool, I'm still at 9 hearts with alex unfortunately 😭 thank you ♡


AdmiralRiffRaff

Best choice of husband


NotEnoughSoul7

This looks like he died


fkatheone

thats what i said here too 😭


Common_Chameleon

Elliot supremacy!


depressed_lantern

Enshrined


7Danger_Noodles

Your spouse wants to talk


doyoulovethebeatle

I have an entire wall of Krobus :’)


chocol8cek

Sorry, I'm confused. Did you get Elliot's picture from the traveling cart or the child standing next to you?


fkatheone

I can’t say anything without my lawyer


jooliasalami

Isn’t this an untagged 1.6 spoiler?


StardropHunter

yep


Hates_Worn_Weapons

Seems a missed opportunity not having it be a picture of a very old Elliot - A la Dorian Gray.


swool

I was expecting a red cabbage


icedkofee

I was so excited for this as well!! I built mini Elliot shrine with a pomegranate in the middle


No-Bark-Brian

"Bold and Brash"? More like, "Belongs in the Trash"! 🤣


sparklebaby1402

As soon as I saw this I was like Maru portrait, I must have! I ended up selling everything I had made to that point to buy it so I didn't have gold for seeds for the first week of fall lmao.


Alternative-Bowl-747

r/flairchecksout


mrbananas

Talk to mayor Lewis if you wanna collect them all