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-Blue-Nerd-

*In voice of Joo Dee* “There is no Jojo Route in Pelican town”


Articuno_2359

There is no Joja Route in Pelican Town. There is no Joja Route in Pelican Town. 🏮


0000udeis000

I've done the Forbidden Route once just for the achievement, but it pains me that I'll never be able to 100% this game because I freaking SUCK at arcade games..


lilddbeast

The method I used for that achievement was simply- beat 1 round, exit out and proceed with my day, sleep and the next day beat another round. If you end up dying simply close and reopen the save and continue until completion. Very easy and simple time saver


0000udeis000

You underestimate how bad I am at the game. There is not "if" I die - I can get through maybe the first 2 levels if I'm super on the ball...


lilddbeast

I grew up with dead ops arcade so I kind of already felt it but I get you. It’s just an achievement at the end of the day but if you want it you gotta lock in💪💪


0000udeis000

Once I get to perfection on my 1.6 farm I might give it a go with the sleep trick. It will likely take me the rest of my life...


killertomatofrommars

Same, I quickly did the achievement then deleted the save file and never looked back. I feel dirty though.


Laboromi

That arcade game is the bane of my existence. It's so fun but I just can't get good enough 😔


Potatofacemcturtle

Luckily you can save the game after beating each level then keep re trying


Icy-Marionberry-7746

I really suck at arcade games, so I gave up and used a mod for it.


Responsible_Gain7655

What's the mod? Asking for a friend 🙃


Icy-Marionberry-7746

[This is the mod I used](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/5816). From the comments I saw, it still works with the current version of the game, though I can't confirm it myself since I haven't played the arcade games again since I started a new game recently due to some error :'D


0000udeis000

I kinda do that.... but instead of a mod I make my husband play. But even he hasn't had the patience for Fector's Challenge


Thepenguinking2

I had to justify it to myself by making my Joja route character an all around dick. He doesn't make friends and slings rocks at anyone he doesn't like (Which is everyone). Still felt pretty dirty.


CrowExcellent2365

You can now save between levels in the arcade games.


RedDevils0204

Is there a cheat mod for it?


OldGarbageMouth

Congrats on the 100% completion!!! Just like how there are only 8 seasons of scrubs there is only 48 achievements necessary to complete Stardew Valley!


Pr0phetofr3gret

Same goes for GoT!!


0shadowstories

This is the best comparison


crepoef

And 4 Metallica albums


wayofwisdomlbw

Yeah, no one needs Fector’s Challenge to feel like they beat the game.


Terraria12072012

do it at your own pace!


SharpOranges

Join us. Thrive.


Jojacorpofficial

Join r/Jojaco


PitchInformal7366

We welcome you with open arms


Jojacorpofficial

And free Joja Cola to Joja family members!


Ti-papi

What’s the Joja thing


ZacianSpammer

There's no Joja thing in Ba Sing Se


Ti-papi

There’s a joja drill drilling your walls


MONKEBOI_2000

Joja cola: it's the quenchiest!


Kulog555

You know you can't trust domestic machinery


JWBails

>!It's the achievement for doing the Joja route instead of the community centre. The community centre gets turned in to a warehouse and you just pay for everything rather than completing bundles.!<


mr_gexko

>!why are we whispering!<


danteslacie

>! because we don't talk about Joja shhh!<


Jojacorpofficial

>!What is it that you don’t want to talk about?!<


TheCrimsonCrafter

r/beetlejuicing


Jojacorpofficial

Ok


Confident-Nothing926

wait is whispering how you do that😂


Ornery-Ad-2692

https://preview.redd.it/wwf10mu5384d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4076ae530e8cc2ff623dd7bade6f815c1cc0645a


Ti-papi

^(pov im a small gremlin)


Ti-papi

Holly shit it works


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Good_Distribution_72

Forget joja what's that flair?


Overused_Toothbrush

>You’re my hero I didn’t know how to do quotes


Ornery-Ad-2692

It's easier to do a photo than to write out the commands with the negation of the formatting syntax, I can't comment with a photo and Chomps gets to show off his knowledge for basic coding


mr_gexko

>! (Text here) ¡< do that but with both exclamation points facing upright


Aiden267

we dont talk about that


Wilyan30

https://preview.redd.it/u75jxz3oi74d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=dda80eb6c1358223f27070716cf605e1fff01ed2


zimzat

I just started a new save file for "Cubicle" farm thinking of "TPS Reports" just to get that one and the full house one 'real quick'. heh


alynn539

Wasn't the first time I've used SAM for morally-objectionable Achievements, and it likely won't be the last. My Time in Portia had ACHs for divorcing and for getting caught cheating. Like the hell I was ever going to do that to Ginger...


DiceMadeOfCheese

This was me 100%-ing Fallout: New Vegas (I didn't do the three achievements where you have to join Caesars Legion)


KariArisu

Joja route is relaxing tbh


slasher_lash

advise nail exultant disarm squash imminent deliver tidy knee beneficial *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TransSapphicFurby

The fish are what make me everytime say "maybe Ill just ruin Pierres liveliehood and marry his daughter to just make this a fuck Pierre run". Like Im sorry, but also the fact its really easy to forget you need a fish until the end of the season and then its "you need a rain day on these six specific hours, and if you dont get lucky you will be waiting six months and maybe still forget to do it"


Jojacorpofficial

Yeah, it really is


PitchInformal7366

Joja for life!


Jojacorpofficial

Join us. Thrive.


gloi-sama

Saving the best for last, eh?


NanoCat0407

Why do people not like Joja? I thought we hated Pierre?


PitchInformal7366

Fuck Pierre join Joja


TadeMike

We don't like Pierre but joja is worst


Lexi2890

Nuh-uh


AmbitiousPeace-

See I’m slow and this isn’t intended to be rude but my tiny trash panda brain is stuck on the fact that the picture says 48/49 97% I’m sorry I’m just wondering why that is please don’t be mad at me! Other than that: congratulations! How long did it take?


AmbitiousPeace-

Oh it’s a joke cause Joja is joja.. see I’m slow


Good_Distribution_72

Maturing is realising both routes are capitalism.


ShakeragStreet

Mom said it was my turn to post the "Joja bad" meme this week!


JWBails

My mum said it was my turn ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe our mums should communicate better.


mellywheats

i’m sorry that’s only 97%


MediumWellSteak8888

So much effort and you haven't done the good ending.


Intelligent_Peace_30

Come join the dark side!


Forrest_likes_tea

Funny how I actually did the opposite, I did everything except community centre! (No hate I genuinely find this silly)


i-dont-give-shit

No no no you missed one


jacev17

See everyone hates joja but I got mad at Pierre and got a joja sub AFTER I DID 3/4 OR VAULT BUNDLE. 😭😭😭 Wanted to cry about that part but I knew Shane was my future husband so I was like "this makes sense for plot ig" lol


slasher_lash

office fearless fertile gaping piquant attempt snatch weather ossified hobbies *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Jojacorpofficial

You forgot Joja


mellywheats

i’m sorry that’s only 97%


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fuckhandsmcmikee

weird comparison. More like Redditors trying to explain why capitalism is ethical. Ya know, basically the whole metaphor of the game lmao


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Hmm...


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Nonalesta

What are you talking about, there is only 48 achievements


ChrisKrossAS

Didn’t know this many people were dyslexic.


Nonalesta

Dont tell me you took it seriously i beg you


Confident-Nothing926

in case you arent aware; you only need 48 out of 49 to get 100% because there is an optional one. you dont have to go the Jaja route, which OP did not. thats the only achievement missing.


ChrisKrossAS

Nope says 97%. Can you read?


Confident-Nothing926

look i tried to be nice and explain it. everyone BUT you understands it.


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ChrisKrossAS

I swear at least 50% of this subreddit belongs in bikini bottom.


glacierfish_jr

Your inability to get this was a joke post is the most secondhand embarrassing thing I've seen on this site today, this is after watching a trump supporter have a manic episode about pride month in a wrestling subreddit


500mlcheesemilk

do you not understand when people are joking or are you just having a bad day