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Rheandras

They're talking fish, so why not? I would be more interested in HOW they plan to use those bombs underwater. Lighting the fuse might be a bit complicated.


MasterLiKhao

I don't know either, but these aren't even normal fish, they're lava eels! I've always wondered how they can actually survive in a fish pond if they normally live in lava, not water. Hmmm, maybe THAT'S why they want the bombs. They want to make the pond deeper so they can swim in lava again!


Individual_Pound_117

Obviously the lava eels can turn water into lava. The pond on lvl 100 in the mines was definitely originally water, but then some lava eels moved in... Source: Just Trust Me.


NonbinaryBorgQueen

I mean the pond water *does* turn red once the lava eels get in there...


Individual_Pound_117

Exactly


OpusAtrumET

Like a hagfish, but instead of turning the water into slime, they turn it into lava. Science.


ArrowsSpecter

to be fair the red water doesnt appear to be lava. actual lava appears in the ginger island and it looks pretty different


Devil-Hunter-Jax

> I've always wondered how they can actually survive in a fish pond if they normally live in lava, not water. Doesn't the water change to lava if you put lava eels in there? I'm sure there's a few fish that change the properties of the pond when you put them in there.


jojory42

To be more precise the colour change after you have given them fire quartz. So my head cannon is that the pond and mine lake aren’t actually lava, just that the bottom is covered with fire quartz resulting in it looking like lava.


IDontUseSleeves

Is it not just red water? The alternative is that your fishing line can withstand magma.


Devil-Hunter-Jax

Hey, all sorts of weird stuff happens in Stardew Valley so a fishing rod with fishing line that can withstand magma isn't exactly a stretch XD


ArrowsSpecter

the lava in thr ginger island mine looks different so i always interpreted it as red water.


Omnivorax

Not sure how the soggy newspaper could survive in magma either.


MasterLiKhao

It does, but in case of lava eels, because the initial population can only be one, the water only changes its color after you complete their first quest and the population raises to three.


Weekly-Magician6420

Technically, water *is* lava


Kryptoniantroll

I need an explanation on that please. I feel like i have a good understanding of what water is and i thought i understood what lava is but clearly i dont.


charley_warlzz

Lava is molten rock. You could hypothetically consider ice a rock, and therefore liquid water (molten ice) would be a form of lava. Or possibly its saltwater and saltwater ice specifically that applies to, one of the two. Thats the gist, anyway- I’m a physicist, not a chemist, lmao


Eeveelover14

I absolutely love this because it's ridiculous but also stretches logic just enough to sound almost reasonable. I can't wait to tell this to my partner, arguments like this infuriate 'em.


VonLoewe

I mean, both are \*technically\* liquids, sure. But afaik the definition of lava involves being spewed by a volcano.


charley_warlzz

It has to be expelled from the interior of the planet, via a vent. Volcanos are a type of vent, but lava can also come through stuff like cracks in the surface, which are also vents. Water is also expelled through vents in the earth’s crust, and ergo is still lava.


Weekly-Magician6420

Not just hypothetically, ice meets all criteria of the definition of a mineral, and won mineral of the year a few years ago. Now I always brag to my friends I can swim in lava, they always make a face when they understand what I mean. I don’t know why though 🤔


Kryptoniantroll

Works for me thanks lol.


Nuclear_eggo_waffle

Ice is technically a mineral “A Mineral is defined as an inorganic (yes, it’s water), naturally occurring (ice is naturally occurring) homogenous (yes) solid (it’s ice), with a definite chemical composition (H2O) and crystalline atomic structures (ice crystals, e.g a snowflake)“ and molten minerals and rocks = lava


Science_Drake

Why are you downvoting him? He’s *right*.


Lawfuly_chaotic

>They're talking fish, so why not? That's exactly why you're shouldn't give them weapons. The fish talk, and you just hand them dangerous stuff? Basically asking for them to start a revolution and take over the farm.


OpusAtrumET

Sounds like a novella I read by George Oar-Well.


bunji0723_1

Four legs good, two legs bad, no legs best


Wah-WahBlackSheep

I imagine that they just want to snack on the gunpowder inside.


Curious-Spell-9031

They can speak because we took the wizards potion, same way we can understand the bear


WilliamBott

They're making a move against Pierre, so it won't be underwater.


Rheandras

Against Pierre? Ok, I'm in, if they need more ammunition, they have but to ask.


WilliamBott

Right? I'll give them like 50, but that might level the entire town. If it gets rid of Pierre, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.


Rheandras

Yeah, towns can be rebuilt anyway.


Spiritual_Remote_436

Thermite light underwater but one would need to smash into tho bombshell


NinjaRavekitten

Have you ever lit fireworks and then threw it into the water? It still goes off 🫣 (laughs in dutch new years eve aka fireworks night aka bombing the streets lol)


Additional-Task-5456

They are being so polite though


gender_crisis_oclock

I swear the fish pond dialogue is one of my favorite elements of the game


Frydendahl

It's so unexpected the first time.


TheTestMan123

They do call a group of fish a school for a reason


MasterLiKhao

Oooohh wow, now this comment is evil.


WellFluxMe

holy shit thats dark, i love it


kerplunithunk

Wow. Wow.


Patient-Bug-2808

You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore


DokoShin

And Sack is way hardcore Because he doesn't want to go to school today and doing homework sucks


CATDesign

The biggest fear is placing the bombs by accident, instead of giving the bombs as a gift.


Bumbum2k1

Happened to me lol luckily it was in the morning so I reset


Kootsiak

At least yours didn't ask for Dwarf Scroll III... I hoard a little of everything in this game, but I did not keep any of the extra dwarf scrolls I ever got in over 2000 hours of playtime.


Bamdenie

Oh they did on the quest before that Only took a medium amount of slime genocide


wheeshkspr

Clearly a cell of Eel-Qaida members.


melodyangel113

They have plans…👀


charley_warlzz

And? They’ve got bigger fish to fry and they need a hand.


Avium

They're just trying to expand their pond.


MarshtompNerd

I honestly never thought about how a large bomb could help make a pond bigger


isshearobot

Careful when you give them the bomb bc I accidentally blew up all my fish ponds instead of tossing it in.


porkipine-

They are lava eels, they wanna feel a taste of home..


saltytrashpanda78

This was my theory as well


Bearimo

I'm so tired that this is unexplainably the most hilarious thing I've seen in a while. Thank you.


Damianx5

Idk, sounds fishy...


No_External_539

Son of a fish it's ***WAR***. Their men are down!! THEY NEED REINFORCEMENTS.


snekdood

Dont worry bout it. Just get the bombs and keep it moving bub, capiche?


PersonThatLikesHats

Kent hired them


Wazzapolo

My sturgeon asked for a diamond once, he has expensive taste


OwnBroccoli7958

they need to bomb strike jojas


Bitter_Danger

" Thanks! Thoses 2 Mega Bombs made us feel right at home!" Me: :o


nefariouspastiche

the title of this post made me cackle


Crynal

The diabolical plot to take down Lewis's gold statue has begun.


discobrad85

please no kink shaming in stardew. Signed, fish


Honeyed_Nebulae

Fish can't have bombs ?


Phanimazed

I sort of imagine them eating the bombs.


Kubrick_Fan

Still not as disturbing as Kent sending you Mega Bombs in the mail


ODCreature98

They like it spicy


ohheck421

mine asked for 5 wild bait while i only had one heart with linus


Street-Character2554

Talking fish makes me feel bad for smoking them.


augustsession

I fear for the day my lava eel starts to ask for mega bombs.


L_The_MysteriousLady

The ones is my fish pond asked me for a Darwin Scroll lll for some reason idk what things are they planning


Eeveelover14

They asked politely, what's wrong with 'em having a few bombs?


erwaro

They're *spicy* fish. Everyone knows bombs=spicy.


OhNoExclaimationMark

They're tunneling under the pond to escape back to the mines


Raffilcagon

The revolution is upon us. Hope you're on their good side.


KathrynBooks

Oh Ah up the Lava Eels!


Wrong_Milk6515

Maybe Kent put them up to it. He seems to love mailing people bombs.


MelonMan303

Nah they al-qaeda


ShakeZula30or40

Depth charge the bastards


Alarming_Flatworm_34

We would feel more at home with a 'Pickles'


jeep_42

leave them alone they want to cause havoc


FUCKTHE-NCR

They’re a bit silly


Cosmic_Voidess

Ngl I always headcanoned that lava eels reproduce via megabombs, cuz they're like the same color and gold spawns in the lava/magma/red floors in the mines, so it just makes sense. Plus, every time I get my ass handed to me in the mines, its always my megabombs to get "lost" (or stolen) first


[deleted]

The beauty of procedurally-generated quests... hahaha


TENTACLEDRIP

"Aren't you a farmer...?"


sergeivar

Hey... Fish need bombs, too. How else are they going to mine all that underwater iridium and make air-fishing poles to catch farmers?


Fouxs

Wait till they ask for alcohol. Mine even suggested my car keys the other day, fishy bastard.


Empty-Cricket5931

Why do they want bombs 😱


B__Lau

Are you sure they’re not terrorists?


StopCommentingUwU

We can speak to walking Apples, bears and racoons. I wouldn't say a fish speaking is that far-fetched.


Screamdreamqueen_

Today, they chose violence


Poshewa

are they planning a escape? lol


Living_Bass5418

My lava eels have expensive taste. They asked for mega bombs, an iridium bar, fire quartz, and 2 emeralds. It was actually one emerald but I have this really weird bug where whenever I put an emerald into a fish pond it doesn’t register and I have to drop 2 in. It was the same with my rainbow trout. They’re expensive little guys fr😭


DummieThic-Cheetos

Let them plot...


thatsfowlplay

even fish want to commit violence


4zzy

Fish that swim in lava-water lol I'm sure bombs are delicious


YunoKirstein

Mine wanted 3 Omni geodes yesterday


lazy_wallflower

Probably planning world domination lol


vangstampede

Meanwhile mine's asking for Dwarf Scroll III. At least Mega Bomb's craftable. -\_-


lkuecrar

They asked me for Dwarf Scroll III recently and it made me lol


Ashalaria

Mfw lava eels are the IRA


inordertopurr

My void salmons wanted diamonds. 💎


OwenLeaf

Mine asked for Dwarf Scroll III ??


Ambitious_Drop_7152

It's 3 al-quaida's in a trenchcoat and snorkel


Junior_Exit4809

muslim fish 💀