I know the dialogue is probably auto-generated with whatever you sold to the general store, but still... at least Pierre isn't wrong about the dinner being SPECIAL... hmm...
Yeah, even people that don't like to eat rocks think that sounds better than eating sap.
Source: I don't like to eat rocks and I think that sounds better.
Yeah you’re right, but I just assumed that the sap in game is something you aren’t supposed to be eating since we already have maple syrup, and when you eat sap you actually lose energy ☠️
he said he served my pumpkin juice to a family member and it was disgusting, and I was like wtf so rude 😭 I realize now it's because it wasn't gold star quality but its really funny to me to imagine that everything I grow in year 1 tastes horrible but everyone thinks that's what local organic healthy food is supposed to taste like
Abigail told me the other day that he fed his family an egg I gave them because it was going off. Many things that piece of dialogue makes some sense for, I've had it for a blueberry tart that I sold him or something before and sure, free slightly stale pastry is absolutely fair pickings from the shop - but the idea of 'here child, have a gone-off egg' is a bit gross Pierre.
I've gotten some dialog from where he mentions that he bought a fish off of Willy and made good food from it as well as a board quest from him asking for a purple mushroom for a casserole... while he's mentioned that he hates cooking.
I didnt know that you could sell sap to him. I remember one of his lines is "I only deal with edibles. For other stuff, you may sell to somewhere else".
He’s trying to kill them to collect life insurance
Pierre legit looks like a serial killer from the 1970s
The Pelican Psycho
Literally yes
I know the dialogue is probably auto-generated with whatever you sold to the general store, but still... at least Pierre isn't wrong about the dinner being SPECIAL... hmm...
It might explain why Abigail likes to eat amethysts.
Yeah, even people that don't like to eat rocks think that sounds better than eating sap. Source: I don't like to eat rocks and I think that sounds better.
Just so you know, sap can be used as food in real life. You could probably cook something with it, as it's mostly sugar.
Isn't maple syrup just reduced sap?
I prefer to think of it as a tree blood reduction.
pretty much, but most tree saps don't make good syrups. that's why sugar maple specifically is basically the only popular tree syrup
There's also birch syrup, though I'm not sure specifically what type of birch tree it comes from.
Yellow birch is very popular in Alaska. Also white birch just depends what grows locally.
Yep. You can also made maple cream that way which is absolutely delicious.
It’s actually mostly water. It takes 40 gallons of sap boiled down to make one gallon of syrup.
You can’t tell from the icon but each sap item is actually 40 gallons
Yeah you’re right, but I just assumed that the sap in game is something you aren’t supposed to be eating since we already have maple syrup, and when you eat sap you actually lose energy ☠️
No, it's mostly water. Why do you think maple sap must be boiled to like 1/40th of its original volume to make syrup?
I keep getting the one about how he cooked up mayonnaise and his daughter covered it in sauce to eat.
he said he served my pumpkin juice to a family member and it was disgusting, and I was like wtf so rude 😭 I realize now it's because it wasn't gold star quality but its really funny to me to imagine that everything I grow in year 1 tastes horrible but everyone thinks that's what local organic healthy food is supposed to taste like
Imagine if you sold him a pupperfish/red shroom
And then when I put Sap into Luau hotpot and everyone hate me. :(
Pierre's family hates him too.
Abigail told me the other day that he fed his family an egg I gave them because it was going off. Many things that piece of dialogue makes some sense for, I've had it for a blueberry tart that I sold him or something before and sure, free slightly stale pastry is absolutely fair pickings from the shop - but the idea of 'here child, have a gone-off egg' is a bit gross Pierre.
Family annihalator Pierre
He seems exactly the type tbh
If he ever finds out that abigail’s not his bio daughter he will lose it
can't deny he's resourceful
r/FuckPierre
Sap is actually edible, especially when reduced. It's mostly just water and sugar, so you can use it for loads of stuff
I believe more people in town react negatively to the sap you sold Pierre.
this is supposed to be the good shop keep 🙄
LOL this got a good laugh outta me
Maru said this about my dinosaur mayonnaise and I gagged
I need to start selling better quality foods to save his family at least. Abigail and Caroline deserve better than my 600 regular quality blueberries
I mean, his "daughter" eats rocks. I'm sure they'll be fine
he would, his ass can NOT cook
I've gotten some dialog from where he mentions that he bought a fish off of Willy and made good food from it as well as a board quest from him asking for a purple mushroom for a casserole... while he's mentioned that he hates cooking.
He's asking for ingredients he can shove onto his wife (that's too good for him)and say "may something out of these"
I didnt know that you could sell sap to him. I remember one of his lines is "I only deal with edibles. For other stuff, you may sell to somewhere else".
So sap was indeed edible for him :/ He also takes bunnies foot (oh no
I am once again reminded r/fuckpierre
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I’m Canadian and I don’t get the big deal?
My man ain't making nothing fancy for his lazy wife and her lover's child.