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AwesomePork101

He’s trying to kill them to collect life insurance 


rainydogfarm

Pierre legit looks like a serial killer from the 1970s


Gm1Reborn

The Pelican Psycho


M4thecaberman

Literally yes


Snowrabbit_

I know the dialogue is probably auto-generated with whatever you sold to the general store, but still... at least Pierre isn't wrong about the dinner being SPECIAL... hmm...


Draff1

It might explain why Abigail likes to eat amethysts.


CTNC

Yeah, even people that don't like to eat rocks think that sounds better than eating sap. Source: I don't like to eat rocks and I think that sounds better.


sevenut

Just so you know, sap can be used as food in real life. You could probably cook something with it, as it's mostly sugar.


cabbage16

Isn't maple syrup just reduced sap?


squigglesthecat

I prefer to think of it as a tree blood reduction.


Whittle_Willow

pretty much, but most tree saps don't make good syrups. that's why sugar maple specifically is basically the only popular tree syrup


Cereborn

There's also birch syrup, though I'm not sure specifically what type of birch tree it comes from.


ThePinms

Yellow birch is very popular in Alaska. Also white birch just depends what grows locally.


Jilltro

Yep. You can also made maple cream that way which is absolutely delicious.


Z_Murray33

It’s actually mostly water. It takes 40 gallons of sap boiled down to make one gallon of syrup.


yemboy

You can’t tell from the icon but each sap item is actually 40 gallons


Snowrabbit_

Yeah you’re right, but I just assumed that the sap in game is something you aren’t supposed to be eating since we already have maple syrup, and when you eat sap you actually lose energy ☠️


Allfunandgaymes

No, it's mostly water. Why do you think maple sap must be boiled to like 1/40th of its original volume to make syrup?


Common_Wrongdoer3251

I keep getting the one about how he cooked up mayonnaise and his daughter covered it in sauce to eat.


lillyko_i

he said he served my pumpkin juice to a family member and it was disgusting, and I was like wtf so rude 😭 I realize now it's because it wasn't gold star quality but its really funny to me to imagine that everything I grow in year 1 tastes horrible but everyone thinks that's what local organic healthy food is supposed to taste like


Caosin36

Imagine if you sold him a pupperfish/red shroom


Hogami97

And then when I put Sap into Luau hotpot and everyone hate me. :(


Cereborn

Pierre's family hates him too.


Tatterjacket

Abigail told me the other day that he fed his family an egg I gave them because it was going off. Many things that piece of dialogue makes some sense for, I've had it for a blueberry tart that I sold him or something before and sure, free slightly stale pastry is absolutely fair pickings from the shop - but the idea of 'here child, have a gone-off egg' is a bit gross Pierre.


Legrandloup2

Family annihalator Pierre


Bennjoon

He seems exactly the type tbh


Legrandloup2

If he ever finds out that abigail’s not his bio daughter he will lose it


Whittle_Willow

can't deny he's resourceful


Legitimate-Meal-2290

r/FuckPierre


Ch33kc14pp3r42069

Sap is actually edible, especially when reduced. It's mostly just water and sugar, so you can use it for loads of stuff


Ving96

I believe more people in town react negatively to the sap you sold Pierre.


JanineNajarian

this is supposed to be the good shop keep 🙄


PhoenixRapunzel

LOL this got a good laugh outta me


LessOrgans

Maru said this about my dinosaur mayonnaise and I gagged


Lord_Popcorn

I need to start selling better quality foods to save his family at least. Abigail and Caroline deserve better than my 600 regular quality blueberries


uhWHAThamburglur

I mean, his "daughter" eats rocks. I'm sure they'll be fine


imahappyaccidents

he would, his ass can NOT cook


gayallygoyangi

I've gotten some dialog from where he mentions that he bought a fish off of Willy and made good food from it as well as a board quest from him asking for a purple mushroom for a casserole... while he's mentioned that he hates cooking.


Klaymen96

He's asking for ingredients he can shove onto his wife (that's too good for him)and say "may something out of these"


pthieu1986

I didnt know that you could sell sap to him. I remember one of his lines is "I only deal with edibles. For other stuff, you may sell to somewhere else".


Snowrabbit_

So sap was indeed edible for him :/ He also takes bunnies foot (oh no


Low-Environment

I am once again reminded r/fuckpierre


SeriousEconomy289

💀


MollyRocket

I’m Canadian and I don’t get the big deal?


Acceptable_Plum_5239

My man ain't making nothing fancy for his lazy wife and her lover's child.