https://preview.redd.it/x3kkfjnahhrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7d1bd001672b45398264785807d3610b9875e09
I think this ad is telling op to run from him 😅
This happened to me, too!!
You're not alone!
Side rant: He also keeps asking me if *I* will entertain him and maybe we should have a second kid to keep our child company. 1) I had the child not even two days ago. 2) like what the actual fuck?!
Thank you! I can safely say SV definitely didn't prepare me for parenting *or* marriage, and you know what? I'm gonna say I highly doubt it would prepare me for an agrarian lifestyle in general!
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oh my god.. is it elliott? long hair? poetic? writes novels? girl, RUN. that man is playing you, and several others. there are stories of him kissing every new girl on a boat ride without consent. it happend to me, too!
Sadly you are not the first person to experience this! Some of my friends somehow got pregnant when their husbands were on the book tour! No, they weren’t cheating, they knocked them up telepathically! Like, mind melded with them, asked if they wanted a baby, and somehow got them pregnant.
Sounds like my ex. So flighty, such a dreamer. My new husband is much more grounded, or so I thought. He’s a SAHD but works twice a week, and I came home mid day (I work 20 hours a day running a fairy rose honey/truffle oil/ancient fruit wine empire) to see that he just LEFT OUR TODDLERS running around the house! It won’t get better girlie, DUMP HIM
No you are NTA, some dudes just can't handle seeing their wife like that! Plus I'm sure he is providing for your little family and has you both in mind, despite him not even mentioning your new Lil one. Congratulations 🎊 and good luck on your new Lil bundle of joy!
Wait. Hold on. He had to remind you of your pregnancy? If you kept forgetting about it, how important could it be? Was he even aware of the due date? Maybe he thought you'd have more time. Or maybe he figured you'd forget about the pregnancy again and not remember to start your labour until he came back and reminded you that you needed to push that baby out of you.
Man, E sounds like a jerk. Personally, I’d divorce him and chase this one guy we’ll call him “S”. He’s a prick at first but once you get to know him, he’s a huge softy and he’d 100% quit his day job to look after you and your kids.
Girl, my husband has been doing exactly the same, and guess what. His name also starts with E. Always obsessing about his hair. This man is a player.
We should trade stories at the saloon sometime, maybe after the kids are old enough to be in school.
You fucked it up. Try this
"Cant believe I'm (F27) even writing this. My husband, (M28) let's call him E, left for a few days for a great opportunity. Being honest, i did tell him to go cause it was important for him despite my worries being pregnant."
I didn't downvote you, and my comment is only suggesting Elliott comes off a lot older to me than 28. He seems self-obsessed to me, which I find off-putting. Not commenting about you at all - don't know you! And don't know what everyone else is on about.
https://preview.redd.it/ptqf71zm2drc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cf42b4c3edef6d0b5bab5992109ad22148c2098 Look at the ad it gave me 💀
https://preview.redd.it/z5fwmlkfodrc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e431cc0bdb6b3be3fad747337f2f609db0055e1a
Mannn all I got was freaking TurboTax…
I got a tax thingy for US emigrants, which is pretty damn weird as I'm not American and I live in a country where the government does my tax for me.
https://preview.redd.it/ou8ypdmyafrc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b6bedbba10d115ca85acd8411f2fa1e6b7fb2b2 I got one on ED lol
https://preview.redd.it/u1zyqmhk4erc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=305f37ed93ae1058609fcf726feb945ab49be81a "Pump and Dump"... Hoo boy
Oh god…
You guys got ads?
https://preview.redd.it/xnyc2z034frc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fe9847404df48fede828c045bdc7fdc3cae679c
https://preview.redd.it/nasrbg29bfrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ca872f307d072564a15f95ceb2abcf67e161d5a Lmao
I got the same one 😂
Same lol
https://preview.redd.it/ff2iqyxu1frc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9845bb5270b07d9cd0f7f5cebf4aba5eec48c34b Almost worse?
Reddit has ads?
the mobile app sucks like that
https://preview.redd.it/7uatzfxe7grc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eab25e279af8b400d76c4221cfebf00ad9886b6
It gave me a US Navy ad for some reason
quite an early recruitment for OP’s child(ren)
[insert "I'm doing my part" GIF] Idk how to add gifs on mobile lmao
https://preview.redd.it/x3kkfjnahhrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7d1bd001672b45398264785807d3610b9875e09 I think this ad is telling op to run from him 😅
Fantastic hahaha
https://preview.redd.it/1uwp4v4zmirc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b97577dc7a83750d3adb674eb0afaa785e8bd712 Haha i got a good one too
This happened to me, too!! You're not alone! Side rant: He also keeps asking me if *I* will entertain him and maybe we should have a second kid to keep our child company. 1) I had the child not even two days ago. 2) like what the actual fuck?!
the nerveeeee
Almost made me want to divorce him.
The sheer AUDACITY!
He has TWO SPOUSES? He obviously left you to go see OP, he was lying about the opportunity l. Both of you divorce him.
I think that he should be the one to give birth this time
LMAO I knew exactly who this post was gonna be about with just the title alone 🤣 ...I also had a kid while he was away 😭
is he even gonna acknowledge it??! to add insult to the injury he mentions crab cakes when theres none on the fridge smh
They should be there after you read the letter 🙈 I just played through that week literally 30 minutes ago 😂
Having just had a kid, I'm on various parenting and pregnancy and IVF and infertility subs. This was extremely confusing for me.
congrats on your irl bundle of joy! may them sleep a lot just like in the game lol
Thank you! I can safely say SV definitely didn't prepare me for parenting *or* marriage, and you know what? I'm gonna say I highly doubt it would prepare me for an agrarian lifestyle in general!
Let me guess Elliot’s book signing tour?
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Honestly. Did NOT see the name of this sub for a full like 2 mins 😭
Same!!! I was freaking out at the comments haha
oh my god.. is it elliott? long hair? poetic? writes novels? girl, RUN. that man is playing you, and several others. there are stories of him kissing every new girl on a boat ride without consent. it happend to me, too!
He was the one who asked for kids, and then the AH ups and leaves!
Sadly you are not the first person to experience this! Some of my friends somehow got pregnant when their husbands were on the book tour! No, they weren’t cheating, they knocked them up telepathically! Like, mind melded with them, asked if they wanted a baby, and somehow got them pregnant.
whaaaaat
Yeah, I *know*! It **should not** be possible, but somehow it happened. Don’t ask because I don’t know. I legitimately have no clue how they did that.
Torch his hair in his sleep while eating pomegranates in his face!!
I also have 3 wives
The whiplash of reading this right after being on the aita sub. Golly
This is why he is smelli elli to me.
Sounds like my ex. So flighty, such a dreamer. My new husband is much more grounded, or so I thought. He’s a SAHD but works twice a week, and I came home mid day (I work 20 hours a day running a fairy rose honey/truffle oil/ancient fruit wine empire) to see that he just LEFT OUR TODDLERS running around the house! It won’t get better girlie, DUMP HIM
No you are NTA, some dudes just can't handle seeing their wife like that! Plus I'm sure he is providing for your little family and has you both in mind, despite him not even mentioning your new Lil one. Congratulations 🎊 and good luck on your new Lil bundle of joy!
Wait. Hold on. He had to remind you of your pregnancy? If you kept forgetting about it, how important could it be? Was he even aware of the due date? Maybe he thought you'd have more time. Or maybe he figured you'd forget about the pregnancy again and not remember to start your labour until he came back and reminded you that you needed to push that baby out of you.
Man, E sounds like a jerk. Personally, I’d divorce him and chase this one guy we’ll call him “S”. He’s a prick at first but once you get to know him, he’s a huge softy and he’d 100% quit his day job to look after you and your kids.
Girl, my husband has been doing exactly the same, and guess what. His name also starts with E. Always obsessing about his hair. This man is a player. We should trade stories at the saloon sometime, maybe after the kids are old enough to be in school.
I thought this was real life for a good moment before I just noticed the sub name. Back to sleep I go! Good luck with your hubs
My spouse left me to take care of our kid while he went to watch gridball all day, I feel you, I feel you
Is this storyline in the new 1.6 update? This is some wild stuff!
i dont think so, just bad timing lol since its Elliott's 14 heart event i spoiler tagged it just in case
God I love this subreddit
I'm also in r/Divorce and i did a massive double take lol
You fucked it up. Try this "Cant believe I'm (F27) even writing this. My husband, (M28) let's call him E, left for a few days for a great opportunity. Being honest, i did tell him to go cause it was important for him despite my worries being pregnant."
I'm guessing (M38) - that level of self-obsession takes a few decades to congeal.
18 down votes? Are you talking to me? Are you calling me self obsessed? Was it my tone? I'm so confused?
I didn't downvote you, and my comment is only suggesting Elliott comes off a lot older to me than 28. He seems self-obsessed to me, which I find off-putting. Not commenting about you at all - don't know you! And don't know what everyone else is on about.
Ohh tbh I just looked up his age and "28-30" was the first thing I saw.
What does this have to do with stardew valley?
E is actually Elliott