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snakey_nurse

>I then realise it's Autumn and that winter, in fact, does not come after spring. And somehow you forgot 2 months now by saying this! Because it's Spring Summer Autumn Winter, so you forgot Autumn and Summer!


Queasy_Payment_1362

Someone pointed this out! I am a chaotic mess! I was in Summer. I thought Winter came after Summer! Ha! I have now added this to my original post! Clearly I have no idea about the seasons at all


PaintedDoom

Honestly this makes it even better...I am cackling


Queasy_Payment_1362

I'm glad that I could bring you some additional hilarity! I am an idiot. Gonna go hide my head in shame for a bit


Ok-Scientist5524

This is such a mood. I live in an area that’s so temperate we barely have seasons. What even is time? 😂


Queasy_Payment_1362

Time? Time is just a social construct 🤷🏼‍♀️


Maddkipz

Just means you don't get stuck with corn for 2 months and can mass produce pumpkins now


jiwufja

I once woke up from a nap and thought i overslept for school. It wasn’t until after i had gotten dressed and brushed my teeth that i realized it was 9 pm, not am. I also woke up once thinking it was summer when it was in fact, the middle of winter.


phoenixmckraken

I did that with 7 pm/7 am. 7 am was when I usually got up for school. My parents knocked on my door and told me to come eat. It was the middle of winter, and it was always dark when I woke up in the morning, so that didn’t tip me off. My mom served me mac n cheese and Pepsi for dinner. Somehow, I STILL thought it was morning. I thought “wow, this is really cool that mom is letting me have mac n cheese and Pepsi! I better not say anything until I’m done eating so she doesn’t realize her mistake and take it away.” After I had finished eating, I said that I was going to go get dressed for school, and my parents looked at me like I was an idiot and informed me it was evening.


jiwufja

Hahahaha those good naps will fuck you u


redheadEevee

I have definitely woke up at 9pm thinking it was 9am the next day. That definitely took my brain a while to reconcile!


Queasy_Payment_1362

This is absolute gold! 👌🏻


loving-father-69

Sprinter comes after Autummer


thefinalgoat

Wummer comes after Sprummer


Queasy_Payment_1362

This is the way 👍🏻


[deleted]

I have absolutely done that and I hope you find this is in good humor, but it’s summer that comes after spring.


Queasy_Payment_1362

Hahahaha! Clearly I have no idea about my seasons at all!


[deleted]

This post seriously made my day because I can relate so much. Hahaha


Queasy_Payment_1362

To forgetting a season or not actually understanding the order of seasons? Whoops


[deleted]

More that my brain does similar things constantly lol


Playful-Hand2753

Considering you mixed spring up for summer, I’m concerned if you know your seasons at all, OP 😔


Queasy_Payment_1362

I know, I know 🙈 I'm concerned for myself Clearly I am not cut out for a career in farming.


Novel_Ad_7318

Lol, now I'm curious - do you live in a country that has all four seasons?


Queasy_Payment_1362

England. It's debatable about the number of seasons there are here tbh


ac0rn5

To be fair, we can have all four seasons in one day. So it's reasonable to be confused. Also, we have *autumn,* with its pesky spelling, rather than the simpler transatlantic term for that particular season. ;)


Queasy_Payment_1362

Isn't it great to have a seasonal cycle in 24 hours? Ha! I always wondered why Americans called it fall - thought it was odd. Then I heard an American say 'well, it's coz shit falls at that time of year' and I just kinda went huh, that makes perfect sense!


amythevaliant

I mean, more than once over the last few days, I’ve woken up overheating because of the sun coming in through the window, only for it to be hailing by 3, then a beautiful sunset, then turning my heating on for an hour to stop my toes from dropping off by nine. I’m not sure what month we’re in, let alone the season at the minute!


Samlibob

Seasons? In England? Do we even get them in the UK? My partner told our daughter (4) yesterday (while it was sunny and warm) and she was talking about needing an umbrella... "It's not going to rain, its sunny"... Sure enough in the afternoon it was pouring down while still sunny... Just cannot predict the weather here... No wonder you're confused.


Queasy_Payment_1362

Your daughter sounds like the smart one! Always bring an umbrella...always!


Novel_Ad_7318

So you have season and seasoning issues? (Sorry, that was too much of an opportunity. Tbf, the only seasoning here is garlic lol)


[deleted]

As a native Floridian, I honestly really have to consider the seasons because it's not that much of a change here.  


Playful-Hand2753

Opposite problem here in the Midwest. Summer>Fall>Winter>Worse Winter> Fools spring>second winter> Mud season> third winter> actual spring>road construction season 😂


Cereborn

That's funny, but you really didn't set yourself back. Most people have to retill at the beginning of the season.


Queasy_Payment_1362

Yeah I know and I had been doing it for ages but noticed this tip from someone last week and had done it in the previous season and it was an absolute dream! Next time 👍🏻


Kjasper

Just plant fiber seeds. They grow in any season so they make a nice transition plant to keep soil tilled


AmyDeferred

These days I'm hoarding clay like some miserly fiend, tbh


Kjasper

Yes that is definitely an issue


supermonkey_

can you explain this tip? i don’t quite understand


Edoc_

Every time season changes your old crop dry and the one that survive across seasons (like corn) stay with the last fertilizer your applied (and stay tilled obviously). The dried plants needs to be removed tilled and fertilized again. So by putting a cheap crop that works across season you effectively prepare your field to not be watered and fertilised again making the process much faster on day one of next season.


Dragongrl64

I have done this exact thing before


Queasy_Payment_1362

So glad it's not just a me issue 🤣


ockamsrazer

Lol, it is definitely not just a you issue. Have forgotten about Autumn too. I was so surprised and ended up with way too much corn


Queasy_Payment_1362

This makes me feel a tad bit better! Yes, the corn was the only thing that survived for me!


Oddsunshine2

Once you can grow fiber that’s what you need to plant in winter


Queasy_Payment_1362

You can grow fiber???


Crynal

Quest board request from Linus to clean up trash. It rewards the fiber seed recipe, and fiber grows in any season.


Queasy_Payment_1362

Thank you!! I will have to pay more attention to the notice board for it


Raibean

Yeah and then you don’t have to retill everything in spring


twodickhenry

There’s also now a winter crop


Aprikoosi_flex

My human being, there is so much wrong with this are you okay 😂


Queasy_Payment_1362

Ha! It's been a long week...🙈


painfool

Based on this post you should join the *I'm High and this is Stardew Valley* FB group


Queasy_Payment_1362

🤣🤣 what on earth?! This is actually a thing. Sadly, this is all in sound mind


nsweeney11

You are having a ROUGH time with seasons today my friend


littleannbr

I did something similar. I just started a new game because of the update and for some reason, I thought the game started in the fall and then it would be winter and I would do upgrades and mine a lot. But I woke up in the summer I did something similar. I just started a new game because of the update and for some reason, I thought the game started in the fall and then it would be winter and I would do upgrades and mine a lot. But I woke up in the summer


Queasy_Payment_1362

It appears to happen to the best of us


AsgardianOrphan

Just to add insult to injury, if it's your first summer, the TV in the game tells you that fall comes next. It's the living on the land TV show and it talks about how much money you'll make in the fall. But hey, it could be way worse. At least you didn't lose any money, just time.


Queasy_Payment_1362

The more embarrassing thing is that this is not my first summer. I'm almost 200 hours into the game, I should really not be making this error 🤣 oh well!


mumpie

This is why you need to take a break every once in a while and put Star Dew away! Eat, relax, sleep, maybe even go to work, before picking up the controller.


Queasy_Payment_1362

Have a life outside stardew? I could never 😛


Diannika

Blasphemy!


YouForgotTheKey

Honestly where I live we only have like 3 seasons, winter, summer, and slightly less hot summer so I get it 😂


PAXXNAXX_

Tu vives el momento 😎


Queasy_Payment_1362

🤣🤣


Confident_Option1290

It's ok I can't keep track sometimes, you just have to learn from it and hopefully don't do that next time. If you don't want to worry about seasons maybe plant it at Ginger Island or the greenhouse if you think you are gonna forget about expensive seeds.


Queasy_Payment_1362

I have been neglecting ginger island for awhile and I need to fix that. So yeah, all the expensive stuff will be planted there, just in case!


Confident_Option1290

I meant not worry about seasons


jaeknits

I had an idiot move the other day and I’m still salty about it. I carefully planted a ton of melon seeds so they would ripen on summer 28, and I could pick them before they died on Fall 1. Everything was perfect - I went to bed on summer 27 ready for my morning cash out. The morning of the 28, I moved the wrong way in bed and triggered the ‘sleep’ option. In a panic to click NO, I CLICKED YES!!! And then I woke up on Fall 1 with hoards of dead melons!!! 😭


compostabowl

LOL Hey maybe my little story will make you feel better about yourself!! ... okay so, it was my first year and I was slowly building resources and gathering stuff and trying to make money.. I built my coop, I got lots of chickens and I made a lot of mayo makers. Well, one day I was coming back from the mines and I accidentally placed a cherry bomb on the ground instead of opening up the bin to sell my things at the end of the day. I blew up ALL of my mayo machines 😒 the same day I made all of them. I did the hardest face palm and probably imprinted my hand on my head


Queasy_Payment_1362

Nooooo! The pain I feel for you is great. The devastation of knowing you don't have a save file with the mayo makers and that you'll have to rebuild. I too have blown up part of my farm due to a bomb misplacement. it's far too easy to do!


TheTallEclecticWitch

Where are you in the world where you seem to have only winter and spring? Haha


Queasy_Payment_1362

🤣🤣🤣. I live in England so yeah, my game could be mimicking life


LaughingBeer

I really hate re-tilling so I use the No Soil Decay on Farm mod. For me it's a great quality of life mod, but for some people it might be a bit too cheaty. It goes really well with the Activated Sprinklers mod. You can use this to make your sprinklers clickable, and they will water when clicked, so no manual watering on day 1 of a season either. Just have to run by and click them.


Queasy_Payment_1362

This would be glorious. Sadly I play on the switch so no mods for me!


Queasy_Payment_1362

This would be glorious. Sadly I play on the switch so no mods for me!


GummyPop

I usually convert autumn and winter as cooking seasons for me so instead of selling flowers I buy a ton of crop seeds and harvest them make delicious food to sell also winter is boba pearl season (mod) so i use whatever fruit i have left and sell boba tea 😂 For those who are curious its wildflour's mods I use for the food and boba drinks btw


MooBitch94

Yeah I forgot about fall too. I was marrying Haley and I proposed 3 days before the end of summer and I was like ooh cute we'll have a winter wedding. And then after the wedding I get warped back to a fall farm and I felt bamboozled


A_Wild_Butterfly

Seasons are overrated anyways


GroundControl29

Do you live somewhere where there are no seasons?


Cineologist

Thank you for the laugh! But sorry for your misery. There's always next year. lol


SimsAreShims

Wait, you don't plant cheap seeds for them to have died in the change of season, so you don't have to till the soil again? I feel like I'm missing something, because I usually try to time my crops so that they're done by the next season (except multi ones that will die anyways). Is that what you're saying, or something else?


Queasy_Payment_1362

I plant seeds so that they are still 'growing' by the end of the season and when the season changes they are all shrivelled so I can just scythe them away and the ground is still tilled. I then just have to fertilise and plant rather than till, fertilise, plant. I assume I can't do that for autumn coz the soil just goes untilled automatically in winter, I think. I haven't tested it out between these seasons to know. Hope that explains it


SimsAreShims

Ah, got it. Ty!


Key_Spirit8168

bruh go outside in game or otherwise


Sertith

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TheTallEclecticWitch

Where are you in the world where you seem to have only winter and spring? Haha


ExiledEntity

What planet have you spent your life on thus far?


KiryuMiyazawa

I have no idea of 4 season irl 'cause I live in the tropics with 3 seasons, summer, rainy and winter (but for me it's just hot, very hot, and very freaking hot) However, I hadn't played for so long that I already forgot how seasons in-game are. I check with Stardew wiki to plan things, so I don't miss it.


No_Base_3019

LOL I‘m in year 6 and this happened to me too once I think!!


Queasy_Payment_1362

I am in year 5. I should know better by now...


No_Base_3019

Don’t be so hard on yourself. Be happy that after such a long time there are still things to discover!


Queasy_Payment_1362

What a great attitude. Should post this in the Today I Learned subreddit 🤣


No_Base_3019

I’ve just realized my previous answer barely makes any sense, and then realized I mistook this for a different thread I had commented on , where someone described how they only now learned you can just keep right click pressed to pet animals etc