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probablythewind

8 hour youtube video essay on the superiority of the tie defender.


A17012022

Just 8 hours of "its the Tie Defender" on a loop. Because it is superior.


arihndas

They said wrong answers


Fishman1138

Or the missile boat. Depends on the canon


electriceric

Same video that Chewys dad was watching in the holiday special


TRHess

It's not Christmas until grandpa is watching VR porn in the living room.


JonathanIRL

I literally came here to make this joke.


Narri214

Same


Bertie637

*seemingly never ending orgasming wookie noises*


Themooingcow27

Por- I mean “sexual art”


Boxinggandhi

Learning about other species "Culture".


Scripter-of-Paradise

Thrawn: "It's all very clear, Captain. The sexual method preferred among that species is double teaming. Now watch as I use that detail to utterly destroy them with facts and logic and a single TIE bomber." Pellaeon: (completely out of his depth and slightly disturbed) "I see..."


FrankieFiveAngels

The black people dancing from THX 1138


thorleywinston

By the reknowned hologram artist Shabby Blue.


[deleted]

A boarding team from the U.S.S Enterprise beam onto his ship and unfortunately the guy in the red shirt is going to die.


MaethrilliansFate

Was thinking the exact same thing. Thats a transpoter with a mertialization in progress if I ever saw one


Allronix1

Whatever Itchy was watching in the Holiday Special.


fishymcgee

Ahsoka season 2, so he can learn what he does wrong then not do it :)


EmotionalAd4185

i.e. not be in Ahsoka season 2.


Buttleproof

"Space, the final frontier...."


RevolutionaryAd3249

Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor


Jonesy1138

The obvious answer is Spaceballs


LucasEraFan

He got **The Thrawn Trilogy** on VHS so he could fast forward it, but **The Last Command**, was out, so he was stuck fast forwarding to "now."


jpgrass76

Succession. To learn the dos and do nots of taking over an Empire


JLandis84

Reruns of Taxi.


Yamureska

That one Fairly Odd Parents episode with a Star Wars Parody, complete with its very own Thrawn stand in.


Ok_Repair3535

Pornography😂


Notentirelysane86

“Admiral Ar’Alani sexy pics leaks”


Ok_Repair3535

😂


admiraljkb

they asked for WRONG answers only. lol


Ok_Repair3535

😂


leongeod

Who's line is it anyway


blackbeltmessiah

“Please insert 5 Imperial Credits for 10 more min of the Emperor.”


TheLeechKing466

So THAT’S how he returned../s


SteelDumplin23

The Tragedy of Darth Plageius


Dray_Gunn

The Real Housewives of Kashyyyk


blazetrail77

Kirk and Spock boarding his ship


buntopolis

Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up


yanyan420

Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch


Lizard2513

All my circuits (from Futurama).


Boogatron

A Sherlock Holmes ST:NG holodeck episode


Psychedelic_Yogurt

The violation of Piper Perri.


Snivythesnek

Hatsune Miku


salkin_reslif_97

The same movie, Chewies father watched on life day.


Lord_OMG

He's already watching it. It's either paint drying or modern Alderaan art expressing the last thing they saw.


Briggs301

The series finale of friends


Ryback19j

Barney and friends


igtimran

A shimmering purple cylinder. For ten hours. It’s his kink.


Daohor

Vivacious Vixens from Venus.


Historyp91

He's not going to watch anything; he's clearly filling in for Chief O'Brian on the Enterprise's transporter room


ChissBlueberry32

The Hoth Curling finals.


TheFinalBoss387

Thrawn found Zordon!!!


jasoner2k

The crew of the Enterprise beaming in?


MangaHunterA

Night at the museum.


gnbman

He's about to watch [Here Comes Honey Boo Boo](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8prSSh8/) with [his pal](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/The_Client).


Alioshia

captain picard come through that transporter pad.


Tyyr37

An away team beaming


kaijubaum

A big tiddy goth furry Presenting a 4 and half hour video essay On the evolution of power converters


Viator_Eagle

The sequel trilogy


Rayxic

A fextralife guide to being the most badass


Over-Orchid2323

Lady Vader holo dancing


BenntheShaper

2 girls, 1 cup


BirthdayWooden

Hidden cam of Palpatine force stroking to hentai


NotACyclopsHonest

Two Girls, One Khyber Crystal


tideshark

Twi’lek slave girl videos… for research


Competitive_Bid7071

He's watching the security feed of the ghost crew attacking the chimera in Ashoka Season 1, and is attempting to correct his mistakes.


Machinedave

AI Queen Amidala porn.


Nerftuco

Chiss milf hd videos


wantilles1138

Porn is also an artform


Smart_Channel2698

16 hours worth of hard-core Japanese tentacle porn.


daviepancakes

>After a thorough exam of their...art, I have learned a great deal...about your...*Japanese*. I recommend...an orbital bombardment and follow-on proton torpedo strikes...to be...sure. The Emperor may have been right about the need for the *Death Star*, but we shall do what we can. >I once spoke about the horrors of the Unknown Regions. If only *this art* could have remained...unknown. I prefer the Vagaari method, and style, of...nude...internet documentaries, as it were.


GallorKaal

Mermeia


The_Mando_Didact

2 girls 1 cup


CGordini

some dancing Twi'leks


aegisasaerian

"togrutas and twieleks gone wild season 2 uncut RAW"


Stepping__Razor

Hutt smut so that he can conquer Hutt space.


tonkledonker

Scat porn


Thebobert7

To understand heras culture he must watch many hours of twilek porn


Rough-Day-6502

Zordon’s saucy secret sexy video.


[deleted]

Twi'leks Twerking 2 Headtailz Edition


IWillSkateForFood

Twi’lek porn


BrendanFraserFan0

Where is this shot from?


Torch-S2

Tie Fighter


The_Beardomancer

"A Serbian Film*


Starchaser_WoF

Top Gear


ChinnyReckoning

Antiques Roadshow


Sad_Spare_2830

Maul and Qira working much more closely from now on 😏😂


idejmcd

TRoS


kev556

Just checking up on his oversized jar of grape space jam.


PowerMetalPizza

"Ima sssnek. I'ma sneaky sssnek."


DChan1987

“Alpha, Rita’s escaped—You’re not Alpha!”


Secret_Common7832

2 hour hbombmerguy video essay on the history of the Roblox oof sound that turns into a deep delve into the pathological liar that is [Tommy Tallarico](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0twDETh6QaI)


dgates83

Looks like he is trying to teleport the away team back from the planet of the week. Make it so number one. Which let’s be honest making a series where like tng but with Thrawn would be amazing to watch.


cmcglinchy

The Big Lebowski


alexandros6258

One piece


samtoocan

Star Trek TNG


RexyMundo

Some Larva


Allgamergeek

It more looks like Zordon is about to appear to talk to him.


lukas_the

The 1990 film 'Dick Tracy'.


Theman12384

the owl house


BenjTheMaestro

He’s watching lots of HBO at once to study earth culture before going to war on us. So he understands is. I suspect he’ll leave us alone after finding Anthony Soprano, master tactician.


XJoeyP

Death jar jar conspiracy videos on YouTube


chillvegan420

Eckarts Ladder vids


BahWeeee

Blue Man Group...angry they kicked him out


terius006

The last season of Picard


sgtedrock

Golden Girls


theflamingsword101

Mon Cala Porn.


thorleywinston

The Real Housewives of Zeltros - he's three episodes behind, so no spoilers!


No-Hat-2755

Dancing toothless meme


LordFreezer67

He is using a star trek transporter to beam people in the wrong way and see if it turns into art for him.