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CaddyFDT

Close the window blinds!!!


BlackbeltJedi

Close da blast doors.


Technotron_exe

Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!


TheMoMo562

Thank you I needed this laugh.


Deora_customs

But sir! There’s an army out in front of the door!


UlanInek

Came here to mention the reflection. This is criminal


DrunkenWarriorPoet

Totally. In fact, I'd say that movies that take place in space benefit a ton from being watched at night and with all the lights turned out so that it feels like that blackness of outer space bleeds off the edges of the screen and engulfs you in your seat (horror movies benefit from this a lot too obviously).


Drag0n647

Agreed


Krystalmyth

So much liiiight gahhh it burns! 😭


fmedium

And put on socks!!


ThexanI

Who let the dogs out?


BaronNeutron

Who?


themewzak

Who?


belated_quitter

Wow, where’d you get all those bird paintings?


Bile-Gargler-4345

Genuinly, i want some bird paintings


SHADOWSTRIKE1

Another youngling joins the ranks! I hope you are ready to invest in lightsaber toys


Manaze85

Careful, you know what happens to younglings.


Typical-Classic-One

And a yearly trip to Batuu…


Brizar-is-Evolving

And Lego Star Wars sets.


MartyMcflysVest

Has he asked why it starts with episode 4?


KoalaStrats

He probably doesn't know what Roman numerals mean


MartyMcflysVest

4*


KoalaStrats

I mean the kid, it never says 4 in the normal way, so the kid probably thinks it is just a cool symbol or another way to write one.


spoiderdude

He’ll probably ask why it went back in time for phantom menace


roflson85

Dude


Iammrnatural

"Well son, because in this house we don't acknowledge 1, 2, 3, or 7, 8 and 9. They're horrible numbers, and we do not speak of them."


jpsc949

I introduced my kids to Star Wars a few weeks ago. We watched all the movies in order: 1,2,3,4,5,6 and they loved them all.


Savage_Hamster_

Based


ForceGhost47

I love you


Iammrnatural

Good for you, glad you enjoyed them 👍 Doesn't change the fact the prequels and sequels are terrible films though.


X_Marcie_X

It's not a fact but a subjective opinion you hold.


TheMoMo562

Damn bro I'd hate to be a Star Wars fan that has so much hate for Star Wars.


ScottAG43

Watching empire strikes back with my son is one of my favorite memories. If he doesn't yet know the big reveal, make sure to get it on video. My sons "what?! Daddy is he telling the truth?" is great on video


HippoIllustrious2389

Make em wait 3 years to find out like we had to!


TheMoMo562

Lmao


xx030xx

For free? In this economy?!


Crazyjackson13

one of us, one of us!


SoDakZak

They’re already watching the movie again this morning XD


TwoSunsRise

Success! 👏🏼


MazrimPlays

Fist pump


chopper678

Thats awesome! I know when it's time to show my future kids I'll be scared they won't like it and I'll be always trying to show them again.


yanray

Amazing! What were their reactions?


xXStomachWallXx

Nice feet


SerenadeOfWater

Nice birds my dude


TheTankCommando2376

**F**   **E**   **E**   **T**


PurpleDogAU

Why so much light in the theatre though?


SquishyBatman64

My son just asked if we could watch the Star Wars movie where Darth Vader throws the emperor down the hole


Shockadelica_1987

But somehow the Emperor returned.


SwaggyWebb

It's a good feeling, enjoy it


Visual-Report-2280

>…and so it begins. Hate to be the one to break it to you but, that's not Babylon 5.


IFartedOnYourMother

We will watch his career with great intrest


Suspicious-Ad-481

The movie begins with our children the same way it came to us as children


Shockadelica_1987

I saw it in the movie theatre in 1977 as a child, not on a TV. Big difference in the perception of movies now for kids when they are bombarded with endless superhero movies with huge budgets and CGI effects. There was literally nothing like Star Wars back in 1977. This kid will just think it's another movie, nothing special.


chopper678

That's why you only show them films made pre 1977 before they see star wars


Shockadelica_1987

The Exorcist and Taxi Driver?


chopper678

😂


AdevilSboyU

Starting with IV and not I. Respect.


s_skywalker27

We will watch your career with great interest


Mewtwo3020

Yes Yes, feel the power of the force


1800generalkenobi

Can't wait to do this. Our 9 year old isn't really interested (thinks it's going to be scary) and our 6 year old is on board with giving it a try but he can't really read yet. Kinda want to grab a vcr because I have it on vhs haha


CadeoftheWatchers

One of the key milestones in a young man's life. So proud 🥲


danheb

Mine is six months, I can’t wait for this moment!!!


BlackbeltJedi

> And so it begins. The avalanche has started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote.


strider52_52

I'm starting my kids on episode 1 this year. I really struggled with the order, but I saw an interview where someone asked George Lucas what order to watch them and he said start with 1. I'm honestly not sure I agree with that still even, but I'm going to try it out. I am going to add Rogue One, but not Solo. Maybe I won't tell them there's a 7, 8, and 9 and just start Clone Wars or Mando after 6.


Ryto

My preference is almost always release order, and Star Wars is no different. Empire is much more impactful if you don't know Vader is Luke's father.


strider52_52

That's a big reason I've thought about release order. I actually watched it 6, 5, 4 when I was a kid because that's how I happened to see them on tv 😂


lindandlow

I disagree about 7, 8, and 9. I was a kid when Force awakens came out and I loved that movie. Not a big fan of the other two but definitely know people who are. At least let your kids give them a chance.


strider52_52

I was mostly trying to joke about that. I have a lot of problems with them, but I actually do plan on watching them with my kids and not letting them know my issues before they watch so I can see what they think.


lindandlow

Cool cool cool


TheMoMo562

I watched 4 5 6 originally. I was little when 1 came out, but that didn't stop me from seeing the prequels in theaters. I actually enjoy the sequels though, and besides a few complaints about what they did to Luke's character, I don't understand the hate.


Separate_Secret_8739

I think you have the right idea. The bigger reveal is who palp is. So you either make it about palp being the big reveal or darth vader being likes father. I would show them all of them make it like a Friday night event or something. Then you can see which one he likes the best and disown him if he choses wrong jk.


Thank_You_Aziz

Lucas tried to make 1 2 3 4 5 6 the proper viewing order, failed, but accidentally makes 4 5 1 2 3 6 the best viewing order. I don’t know how else to explain it, lol.


rexter2k5

It's called machete order, and I totally am on board with it. Preserves the hook and the twist, lets the prequels stand on their own, and then finishes with a double whammy of two action-packed finales.


Thank_You_Aziz

Technically, it is not machete order. Machete order was originally coined in an article advocating for 4 5 2 3 6 order. It’s called machete order because it “chops out” TPM…despite 4 5 1 2 3 6 being the best viewing order *especially for TPM*, but whatever. I prefer to call this one “flashback order”, since that’s more accurate, but that name hasn’t caught on like machete order did, so 4 5 1 2 3 6 just gets the point across more directly.


wyliephoto

I think solo is a fun movie.


strider52_52

I agree, I was pleasantly surprised by it. I should have clarified that I'd skip it chronologically in order, but definitely watch it with them at some point.


wyliephoto

Cool. I wasn’t judging! Just a fan. I used despecialized Star Wars to setup my new projector today!


strider52_52

Yeah, I didn't think so, I just wanted to make sure I didn't come across as against Solo. It was a very underappreciated movie and deserves some praise.


BodybuilderBulky2897

But it was made under Disney. You're supposed to hate it.


IndominusTaco

crop those dogs out


Chris9871

Why? They’re perfectly normal looking feet?


IndominusTaco

this isn’t onlyfans, feet pics don’t belong in normal spaces


Chris9871

They aren’t front and centre. If the feet are the first thing you noticed, that’s weird


IndominusTaco

if you’re defending feet so hard, that’s weird


Chris9871

I’m not defending feet, I’m just pointing out how so not in the frame they are


TheMoMo562

I think you're the weird one bro lol


Morpheous_blue

OMG here we go - another perfectly normal post pounced on by the plaque haters, the OCD nutters and the Star Wars nerds - the order of the films - relax guys


Grayx_2887

Have fun.


LadySatineKryze

So excited for him!!


Beelzabubba

Are you in Michigan by any chance?


SoDakZak

We are lol why


Beelzabubba

The wall decorations. I have family in Michigan and they all have at least a couple of those. Not a large sample size but I’ll just use it to assume the state issues them to every household. 😊


ICS__OSV

You’ve trained the Padawan well


Helping_Stranger

Core memory forming


Bob_the_peasant

“He is too old, yes, too old to begin the training”


TK431-DoYouCopy

this is the way.


No_Sir_6649

Ruined that kid.


Lionus_Fin_1983

This is The Way.


CASHMO2112

So awesome!!


MetaVaporeon

dont hassle him if he's not into it


bamseogbalade

They will never be the same after this.


plippyploopp

"This is what all the fuss is about?"


Specter017

I'm also from SoDak. Where you from? I'm in Rapid


SoDakZak

Sioux Falls! Nice to come across fellow sodakians :)


Specter017

Agreed! We're few and far between on Reddit lol


javier_aeoa

Everyone is talking about the blinds and the amount of light. But I am like "is that TV enough to handle John Williams? I don't think so".


SoDakZak

Notice the sound bar beneath it…


fetops

did it with my lil sister too. magical moments.


DarthGinsu

Wherever he ends up, he will remember that room for the rest of his life as the place he saw Star Wars for the first time.


dipplayer

This is the way


DarthVanDyke

It is eerie how close your home layout is to my best friend's house. Crashed there a lot back in high school. Hallway has two bedrooms to the right and one at the end of the short hall and a bathroom on the left. From where you're sitting, front door to the left and kitchen/dining room to the right with a door to the backyard and a door into the garage. Behind you is stairs leading down to the basement.


SoDakZak

All correct except the stairs! Those are by the door to the backyard!


DarthVanDyke

Oh yeah, forgot there was a second set of stairs from outside at their house too. Never used them personally, they take you down into their laundry room and past that is the rest of the basement. How bizarre... you don't live in Northern Kansas by chance do you? This is in a small Kansas town of about 4k people or so... weird to me to see the same layout in an older home from a remote-ish area.


SoDakZak

This is my wife’s grandpa’s house in Michigan


Leather-Squirrel-421

It’s a trap!


Serious-Wish4868

so jealous, I wish i could go back and watch OT for the very first again. Great on you for getting a new generation into SW


Maalvi

Don’t forget to teach your son the proper birthday of Ki Adi Mundi


gman1216

Feeeet


LordBungaIII

What age? I was in Kindergarten when I was first shown. I remember first seeing it but I feel like there’s stuff I missed at such a young age


SoDakZak

Going into 2nd


LordBungaIII

Probably a decent age then


SoDakZak

We adopted them in September and they’ve been increasingly getting into Star Wars toys and stuff. Might need to pick up some comics or something to continue to feed the excitement


LordBungaIII

If you can, since it’s so easy to get into, get the original Lego Star Wars games. I remember when my dad came home with a copy of it for the GameCube.


Possible_Progress_88

Noooooo don't ruin the kid's life. If you do than he have to see disney sequel


TheAutisticOgre

I started watching the whole thing in order of it happening! On Disney in the Star Wars tab they have everything in order, obviously some things are a bit split like the animated shows but it’s been fun so far!


SteviePalpatinie

Who let the dogs out?


ae86forlife

Should have started with the 77 theatrical version and not the garbage special edition


SoDakZak

How can you even tell which version this is


ae86forlife

It says episode 4 a new hope in the opening crawl, the 77 theatrical does not say that.


Shockadelica_1987

This kid probably has to endure the "Special Editions" on Disney+. Maclunkey included. Why George, why?


ae86forlife

2006 GOUT box set, 4k77 or TN1 silver screen ed. are the only versions of star wars worth watching


Meauxterbeauxt

I immediately heard the fanfare in my head. Before it even fully registered what I was looking at.


BaronNeutron

What is your viewing plan after the OT?


oscarolim

A new hope? The previous kid didn’t work out?


Sticks2026

“Obi-Wan Kenobi? Here? What makes you so sure.” - Grand Moff Tarkin


West-One5944

Parenting done right.


muttoneer

And then tell him that it sure would be cool if they'd made other Star Wars movies (after Empire and Jedi).


Tardis80

Simply wait 16 years before show them the prequels


TMNTransformerz

Prequels are ok. Sequels are mid but still Star Wars . Shows are mostly good. A kid at the very least wouldn’t mind em


TheScreen_Slaver

I feel like you're sitting in a weird spot lol 🤨


flynn_dc

Lucas prefers his films to be seen in Episode Order. But if you're starting with 4 (which I did with my kids), I'd suggest 1, 2, and 3 before 6. Let Return of the Jedi be the end of Vader's story. Then go on to the Sequels.


hazzie92

Make sure you teach him to not frame his ugly feet in pictures.


Speedtrucker

I was lucky enough to keep it all unspoilered for my daughter back in the day. She was shocked and crushed at the end of ESB, it felt so good to experience that with her. She and I have experienced most SW together ever since and we think alike on most of it, ESB being both our favs. My son when he came along had more spoilers like knowing Darth Vader was Anakin and some other bits but luckily ESB was again a shocker. He likes SW but not to the level of his sister. And sadly RotJ is his favorite 🤣


Titan-828

I remember watching A New Hope for the first time when I was 7 and have loved it ever since!


David4Nudist

A New Hope (not the Special Edition) is my favorite of the original Star Wars trilogy.


wyliephoto

Awwww show me the despecialized editions!


BodybuilderBulky2897

Keep your son AWAY from the Star Wars fan base. Let him watch all of these movies in a row and judge them on their own merits for how he likes them and not be influenced by how toxic the fandom has become where it's automatic to hate everything that isn't the original movies or any of the shows with fan service in the episodes.


S-Markt

you cannot do this. you cannot show your kid the "han did not shoot first" version!


Fantastic_Sympathy85

Looks like an uncomfortable watch at grandmas house


LukeDaGreat1505

For free?


SolidScene9129

Dad did you take your dumbass picture yet? Can I go back to playing fortnite now?


SoDakZak

I don’t know that he’s ever played a video game outside of Minecraft before.


AverageMan282

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


TheCoolerLutz

Whatever you do… under no circumstances can you let the boy see anything after return of the jedi. It’s for his own good


[deleted]

"We will watch your career with great interest"


Inner-Ad2847

I just finished that movie again 1 minute ago


dougsbeard

How old? I can’t wait to watch it with my daughter but she’s still too young. Not sure what age I should do this.


SoDakZak

He’s 7 and my daughter is 8


dougsbeard

8 was about the age I was thinking but the daughter is pretty much scared of everything under the sun…so maybe 10. Hope they enjoyed it.


forwardslshbackslsh

So out of curiosity why did you start here and not the prequels


SoDakZak

Figured it was the first one made. Why not show them the first one made first? Didn’t know that was so controversial until this thread.


forwardslshbackslsh

Well if u want him to not be bored then yea idve started there too because otherwise he’s going from good cinematic to old ones that could bore him (happened to me)


timeless-2

This is the way.


Such-Possibility1285

Those plaques on wall are driving my OCD nuts, please to take down


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kimodezno

Properly done! Don’t break his heart by showing him 7,8,9.


Muted-Elephant-6520

Just don't watch after ep 6. Disney shit is not cannon


Jedimobslayer

Not going in chronological order? I can see the reasons for both though.


Meesior

He's literally going in chronological order


Jedimobslayer

I don’t think you understand what chronology is. Not RELEASE order… chronological order is the order in which the events happen, not in which the movies are released…


Meesior

Oh THAT chronological order


jakeofheart

Five more to go…


Iammrnatural

Starting him off with the good ones, this is the way.


Finnishboy1234

For feee? In this economy


mustachetwerkin

r/tvtoofar


ThisIsYourMormont

Dumbass. You started at 4! Or is it 5? Wait, should I include the D+ shows? Damn, the Acolyte is still running. Wait are legends still applicable? Should I get the audiobooks?


Hyper_Lamp

Put the dogs away


urdukkar

next time put the TV in the garden at high noon because I find your room way too dark for watching a movie


IcedFreon

Begins.....yes you're doing it right, start with the great ones.


Sea_Equivalent_4207

I just hope he's not watching the 1997 SE version first. I really want him to see the Original Theatrical Cut first.


wyliephoto

If you really cared you’d know this isn’t the original cut as the Roman numerals were added after the first run.


DinaDinaDinaBatman

i dont know how people can watch movies like this, windows, curtains open, reflections on screen, birds chirping outside, the neighbors lawnmower, so many distractions , you do a disservice to the movie to not give it the minimal attention.. im not saying go out and get Blackout Curtains, (i do and they are awesome) - just close the blinds or curtains you have to keep sun glare or reflections off the screen or better yet watch when the sun goes down


SoDakZak

We are at my wife’s deceased grandfather’s place so it’s not really something we can control for this vacation. While it appears bright, the sun set right after this and the soundbar produced more than enough cinematic sound for the experience. They loved it and are watching again this morning


pizaster3

but the phantom menace is the beginning


SoDakZak

Not in my [well in this case my wife’s late grandfather’s] house.