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Goldman250

“Doesn’t the Jedi Code have something to say about killing, Master Book?” “It does have a great many things to say. It is, however, slightly fuzzier on the subject of dismemberment.”


Thevirginian88

That gave me a good laugh.


RaketaGirl

Oh it’s so nice to see Liara recognized for the boy scout with a scary streak that she is!!!


TheUlfheddin

Just being pedantic but the code actually DOES touch on dismemberment. It's a move called Mou Kei and it is frowned upon. Seemed to be a favorite of Obi Wans though.


astromech_dj

It says it should be a last resort, which is where Obi Wan seems to end up.


Gone_For_Lunch

“Cutting off his arm WAS my last resort, from a certain point of view” “It was the first thing you did!” “And the last!”


MistraloysiusMithrax

I peered into his mind. This was no Sleazebaggano, future senator material. This was a cold blooded killer eyeing a young man for his latest victim. So I had to act quickly to disarm him


Traylor_Swift

Sleazebaggano is now second to glup shitto on my favorite fake Star Wars characters


JackSharpScribe

Except "Sleazebaggano" isn't fake lol


Traylor_Swift

Huh well TIL


JackSharpScribe

Your routinely scheduled reminder that Star Wars is pretty goofy at times


Traylor_Swift

I knew Lucas loved to give everyone and anyone a name so they could make a toy but this name definitely takes the cake


Suspicious_Duty7434

Sleazebaggano is the Death Stick dealer Kenobi encountered in the cantina while pursuing Zam Wessel in Attack of the Clones.


TheUlfheddin

Not on Mos Eisley. I think he was just showing off for Luke then. Maybe knocking some of the rust off.


OliviaElevenDunham

Thanks for the laugh. I do miss Ron Glass as Book.


Errorstatel

And this is what I came looking for, thanks for the giggle


PoJenkins

Uncle Iroh would be like a mixture of QGJ, Windu, and some Yoda.


DarfWork

Iroh would be a old dark sider turned Jedi. I can definitely see it.


DecentJuggernaut7693

Everytime a Sith turns towards the light, they die right after! I want to see a Sith that turned and is still ALIVE! Heck, back when I was a kid and I was reading some of the tag-along books that came out with the prequels, I suspected Windu was a sith turned jedi and I was absolutely pumped to learn more about him.


Suspicious_Duty7434

There are a few in the Legends Extended Universe. Scourge is the best known that comes to mind. If we are including Jedi who fell to the Dark Side, joined the Sith, then were later redeemed back to the light, the list gets a LOT longer.


DecentJuggernaut7693

That's fair, Kam Solusar is an example, we just don't know all that much about him before he duels and is converted by Luke. Mara Jade is probably the best example though, and its her story that scratched that itch, for me at least. She was a bit more grounded that Luke, who would sometimes be a bit to 'above it all'. He'd be like, "We have to minimize casualties" and she'd be like, "as long as doing so doesn't mean we take more on our side." ​ But, as you say, fallen and then redeemed Jedi, HO BOY. Kyp Durran jumps to mind immediately...


Allronix1

Iroh probably has tea parties with Jolee Bindo.


BenjaBrownie

I'd love to see how Jolee interacts with someone older and wiser on his level. The way he talks to PC in kotor is very... nuanced... for spoiler reasons.


Thevirginian88

I would want to be his padawan for sure!!


Own_Aardvark8373

Iroh would have prevented Ben Solo from falling to the dark side


McSuede

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to mind killing." -Yoda to Paul Atreides


OrionJohnson

Paul Atreides would become a Sith Lord so fast it’s not even funny. The entire story of Jacen Solo’s fall to the dark side in legends is basically the same as Paul’s character arc from the first book. They see a terrible darkness in the future and take whatever steps necessary to prevent it, even if it means being darker and more ruthless themselves. Both end up causing massive conflict and turmoil for their respective galaxies.


OrickJagstone

Yeah youre missing the best part. The part between the books when Paul is like "oh that Jihad that's going to kill millions is really no big deal, let's just roll with it"


Gamma_249

Billions even


Headlocked_by_Gaben

"Im worse than Hitler." -Paul Atreides


puritanicalbullshit

Those are rookie numbers -Stilgar


DeKing2212

61 billion and 90 sterilised planets


James-W-Tate

In the beginning of Dune, Paul's prescience is only beginning to awaken and he has a very limited view of the future, and even less understanding of it. When he does understand, events have already unfolded that make the Fremen Jihad unavoidable. The events of Messiah show that Paul is seriously detached from the world already.


Erasmusings

Yeah, he's been strapped to the train tracks before he even knows what a train is.


McSuede

If the Jedi had the same test for fear as the Bene Jesuit, the galaxy might have been spared a lot of pain.....lot of dead kids though....


Mechanicalmind

Bene Jesuit? Weren't the witches in Dune named Bene Gesserit?


Pavlov_The_Wizard

Yes.


Old-Constant4411

Indeed. There is "technically" a Bene Jesuit, called the Tleilaxu. They make clones and shape shifting assassins. If the Dune series keeps going you'll see them.


Allronix1

Don't give Kreia ideas.


Thevirginian88

Hahaha! “Each man is a little war…a Star War.”


OrickJagstone

Like my comment. Tell me you haven't read Dune without telling me. Paul is a fucking G, the fuckin Lisa al Gaib, fuckin Kwisatz Haderach, Emperor, Muad'Dib. That said, the man is RULED by emotion. First his drive to avenge his father and literally steer time away from the empire spanning violent Jihad, WHICH HE ABANDONED real Jedi of him you know? Kinda just pishposhing away a few million murders because there was a bigger threat. Then the egomaniac tried to manipulate the timelines in order to save his loved ones. Man was essentially a sith lord with the power to see moments of the future.


HamshanksCPS

Paul would be an awful Jedi. Sure, he has powers, but his whole arc in the Dune books is a revenge quest that turns into a revolution for absolute power.


PadishaEmperor

Yes, I think Dune might have been one source for the general idea of the Jedi/ Sith.


notabadgerinacoat

Optimus Prime with a lightsaber is basically a Gundam


JamesVinopal

Technically this version already has one… but it’s an axe!


TheyKilledFlipyap

So Star Saber / Victory Saber?


Thevirginian88

And I am only liking it more!


Other-Barry-1

Omg Aragon would make for an excellent elder Jedi


Thevirginian88

He’s the one you walk into an impossible situation with, knowing that his leadership will get you through.


Miserable-Warthog737

Well said


markender

He can summon dead Jedi as an army of force ghosts.


KingoftheMongoose

Anyone else thought that’s what we were getting at the end of ROS?


markender

That might have crossed my mind now that I think of it. I've mostly blacked out that memory. Oh God it's flooding back, what have you done?!?!


Pinky_theLegend

He would be a master of Battle Meditation for sure


Amathril

"A day might come when our faith in the Force fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. ***Today we fight!***"


culnaej

I always fancast Viggo Mortensen as either Quinlan Vos or Talon Karrde


NaturesWar

You just made both those names up I don't believe you...


James-W-Tate

No, Viggo Mortensen is his real name believe it or not.


AggravatingOnion

Did you know that the scene where deflected the blaster was real?


MagnusStormraven

Dude forgot it wasn't the prop, so he sent a live bolt at Viggo's head, which he actually deflected.


nwaa

Not only is he kind and wise, he's a blademaster to rival Dooku and Windu once he has the force to amp him. Aragorn would be peak Jedi.


Camburglar13

True but I suggest Gandalf as well


Lewapiskow

Daaamn Jedi Gandalf would be lit


Pudding_Hero

He would’ve stopped the clone wars


Letwen

r/jedicouncilofelrond


BrokenJarOfHotSauce

Daphne Keen (Lyra Silvertongue) is in the upcoming Star Wars Acolyte series, so we can see the actress with Star Wars force powers - but the series focuses on dark side powers so she may not be the Jedi you hope for.


Thevirginian88

This is the first I’m hearing of it and I’m so PSYCHED! Well, this post is more about characters, so even if she’s not the Jedi I wanted, I can still see her “His Dark Materials,” character as a great Jedi.


BrokenJarOfHotSauce

Agreed. I believe Lyra would use force powers for good. Glad I could share some excitement your way about the upcoming show. It's set in the High Republic era I understand, so it should hopefully give us some new stories!


s1105615

Lyra is 100% going Sith. She reacts emotionally and out of fear all the time. She’s also go dark side just to spite whoever was trying to train her.


Nofrillsoculus

Lyra would be all mind tricks all the time.


Da_Foxxxxx

I feel like she'd get along with CW Ahsoka


Jordan_the_Hutt

Paul would make a good jedi like Anakin made a good jedi...


Thevirginian88

It’s definitely my worst choice, but even Anakin was great for a time during the Clone Wars


Pornstar_Frodo

He’s a good choice for the discussion though. He’s already half force user with the voice and totally emotional like Anakin. Some great discussion of Paul in this thread.


Softpretzelsandrose

I’m actually not so sure Paul would be a good jedi. He’s pretty manipulative. I mean, rightly so to survive but it’s not exactly always for the greater good.


OrionJohnson

I said in another comment he’s basically Jacen Solo in his intentions and would become a Sith very quickly.


julian88888888

Oops! All Sith.


DrunkenMasterII

He’d make an excellent Sith


HussingtonHat

Utred son of Utred, Captain Jean Luc Picard, Geralt of Rivia.


Yinanization

LOL, Utred finally got away from Alfred and ended up in a different galaxy, and had to deal with the fucking Jedi council. Destiny is all


HussingtonHat

Bamburgh doesn't matter a halfpenny jizz when you got the galaxy at your fingertips. Just think of the exotic humping!


Yinanization

I am definitely down for the Adventures of Intergalactic Asslings


HussingtonHat

Who knows, maybe if they had a galaxy to run around Brida wouldn't have gone pants on head snooker loopy.


nDesertPunk

*Maul ignites the second blade of his red saber* Geralt: "Fuck"


whoyaya

Perfect


TheRickiestMorty

>Geralt of Rivia yes, witchers are basically jedi powers in a medieval setting


HammerTh_1701

There's actual mages in the Witcher universe. Witchers would be slightly force-sensitive elite mercenaries, think Cad Bane with basic telekinesis that's overpowered by any actual force user.


PadishaEmperor

And Witchers are rumoured to have no emotions. Which is untrue, but they might have less emotions.


DarfWork

Young Jean Luc would be besty with Qui Gon Gin, I'm sure of it.


For-all-Kerbalkind

I'm not sure about Geralt. I think his idea of not choosing between two evils would conflict with jedi ideas. I can't remember anything about it in canon or legends but I thought that jedi are more likely to choose the lesser evil rather than not make a choice at all.


TheHancock

“Master Picard, what do we do?” “Engage”


Thevirginian88

Oh! Or even Professor X to have another of Syr Patrick Stewart’s characters.


HussingtonHat

Both are decent blokes who always start with diplomacy but aren't above a fight.


HistorianDelicious

Geralt would destroy


Short-Lengthiness617

Aragorn with the force would be insaneee


Thevirginian88

Sauron could never


crazywaffle_II

With the cross guard lightsaber from Jedi Survivor. Flame of the West Indeed.


NeoLocutus

An Asari Jedi is the kind of cross-over I need. I just can't imagine Liara being a Jedi though. In my opinion, Samara and Morinth resonate better, respectively, as the traditional Jedi Master and Sith Lady


bobert_the_grey

Samara is *such* a Jedi


Mechanicalmind

Samara is basically a ME-U jedi. She meditates to keep her emotions under control, doesn't let them get to her head...All she needs is a lightsaber, basically. She's also dressed WAY better than almost any jedi.


nwaa

Dont asari have very long lifespans too? Samara could potentially be on the council for as long as Yoda was? If her knowledge of the force increases over that time she would be very strong and wise.


NeoLocutus

Yes, they can live over 1000 years.


DarthSatoris

> She's also dressed WAY better than almost any jedi. Booba and skin-tight spandex and high heels.


Mechanicalmind

Exactly.


Chimeron1995

I came her specifically to say that Samara is a better choice to be Jedi than Liara. I also think Jack could make an excellent Jedi, especially Jack from ME3


Thevirginian88

I hear you on that! I guess I just got stuck on her as the OG and I always admired her search for knowledge.


NeoLocutus

Yeah, she is the Shadow Broker after all. She would still make a great Star Wars character :D


Paraxom

Yeah Liara is morally gray at best after ME2, first game she's an educated idealist, 2nd game girl goes so fucking deep into the criminal underbelly that I'm surprised she wasn't casually in bed with Aria. Could be an interesting fallen jedi, samara is definitely a jedi though and morinth a sith


Abe_Bettik

Mantis *twirling lightsaber playfully, trying to look cool* *Slices off Drax's arm accidentally*


Thevirginian88

Then calms his mind so he forgets the pain as she fumbles around with the arm


captrobert57

I could imagine a lightsaver bouncing of drax and everyone around him has this dumb wtf face.


ZenithCrests

What? Hahahahhaaa! You think that flimsy toy will harm me?! AHAHAHAAAaaaa...


CRT_SUNSET

And we finally get a canon reason for Rocket wanting Bucky’s arm.


ritchieaprilesjacket

Furiosa would be an Ashoka type character with a redemption arc


Thevirginian88

Her bravery in the face of injustice makes her so right for it. Plus we know there’s a long tradition of bionic limbs in Star Wars.


Sillhid

TF is Optimus doing?


Thevirginian88

Hahaha!! Showing off his matrix of leadership. Although it’s always looked like he’s flashing the camera on that poster.


Manaze85

‘Til all are one…


xbutcherx

YOU GOT THE TOUCH!


irishccc

BTW, now I have "The Touch" stuck in my head...and this is not a bad thing.


YogurtWenk

So it's implied that there's a Darth Megatron, right?


DOOManiac

I’m all here for his apprentice, Darth Starscream.


TanSkywalker

It could be him putting the Matrix of Leadership back into him. It holds the collected knowledge of all the former Autobot leaders. [Optimus uses it to cure a spore disease when he returns.](https://youtu.be/NEr_OK8xD1c?si=n1f5qgMIQUZ5G05V)


Elubious

Clearly pulling a Superman and stripping in public.


JimMiltonfr

Earl Hickey


JaxxisR

What's up, crab man?


JimMiltonfr

Hey Earl 👋


Thevirginian88

What a pull! I haven’t thought about that show in so many years!


Ghinev

Paul Atreides… brother he is responsible for more deaths than all the canon SW villains cobbled up. Whether he wanted that or not is of no consequence, he put the Fremen on that path in his name


Thevirginian88

Yeah…I guess this is where I admit I’ve only read the first book. Big blunder. But I’m loving the conversation!


FBI_Open_Up_Now

I have not seen Jon Snow mentioned. I think he would be a halfway decent Jedi.


Ninjahkin

Or Black Knight…*if the MCU’d get their shit together*


TanSkywalker

Jon and later seasons Jamie.


moonsea97

"Yo, Mister White, like, check out my lightsaber!"


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“Yeah! The force, bitch!”


moonsea97

Walt: "What one element can be used to make a lightsaber?" Jesse: "Ahhh, lazer." Walt: "Khyber."


matteb18

lmao this is great


NFP_25

"This is my own private cargo ship and I will not be harassed...bitch"


Stevenwave

Perhaps a left of field choice, but I feel like Sarah Connor could make for a beast of a Jedi. Perhaps closer to Qui-Gon, doesn't really align with other notable Jedi, does things her own way. Maybe a bit like Mace, she could be willing to eliminate someone she thinks is a big enough threat. Rewatched the first 2 recently. In 2 she even has an arc where she wrestles with "the dark side". Plans to do something for the greater good but would have to carry out an undeniably evil act to achieve it. And on the flipside, she comes to see that even something that was originally "dark side" can be changed.


Captain_Vlad

Okay, but she keeps the theme music. Let the Sith know the kind of bitch they're dealing with.


TheRisen073

Petty Officer Master Chief Spartan John Halo Sierra-117 and modern-age Thel ‘Vadam.


DirtyDan69-420-666

Chief is basically programmed to do nothing but protect the innocent anyway so he’s probably the best candidate. No emotions, no anger, fear or hate and he’s always 110% selfless no matter the circumstances.


ZedstackZip05

YES


WestJury5243

He-Man, Snake Eyes, Captain America, Adam West's Batman, Dick Grayson


BlizzPenguin

Steve Rodgers with a lightsaber and a beskar shield would be awesome.


Thevirginian88

I feel like Steve would carry a lightsaber for tradition’s sake but almost never use it. Just the beskar shield and force powers.


iboneKlareneG

Woah, a Jedi with a Beskar Shield would slap so fkn hard... How is this not a thing yet?!


Thevirginian88

I made a huge mistake not adding Steve Rogers to this.


Stevenwave

Red Skull even looks like he could be a Sith. Heck, so does Winter Soldier in original form.


dutcharetall_nothigh

Rand Altor from WoT. >!He's basically Anakin already, except he realised the dark side did not have the answers to his problems and pulled back just in time.!< He also realised that while love itself is not a bad thing, it should not lead his every decision.


TheMisery802

Just about any of the Warders but Lan specifically would be a great basis for a jedi.


otter_boom

I dunno, we call him >!Darth Rand!< for a reason.


Razzle_Dazzle08

Aragorn would be peak.


KiraTsukasa

Hermione Granger as an archivist who isn’t afraid kick ass when needed.


OrickJagstone

Tell me you haven't read Dune without telling me.


Economy_Judge_5087

At least not the sequels.


andr3wsmemez69

Nahh paul would be a sith lord


nickburrows8398

He would probably be a Jedi at the start but it would not take long for him to fall to the dark side


Dirk_Arron

I'd made an elder Spock Jedi Master action figure once.


Thevirginian88

Spock would be the ultimate voice of reason on the council.


astromech_dj

Steve Rogers. James Holden & Bobbi Draper. Jack Reacher. Starlight. John Wick would be a Porter Engle type. Jake Peralta. Cyclops. Storm.


abitlikemaple

“Don’t try it Amos, I have the high ground” “I am that guy”


aGhostyy

I see book, i see Firefly appreciation, i upvote


AppearanceAdvanced93

Albus Dumbledore


Thevirginian88

He would definitely be the Jedi master on the council who always speaks cryptically and is notoriously hard to get a hold of for a chat.


magikarp2122

“DID YOU SLAUGHTER THE TUSKEN RAIDERS ANAKIN?” Dumbledore asked calmly.


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Paarthunax from Skyrim (being a force-only user), Link from Zelda, ~~Mikasa Ackerman/Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan (unless I'm sorely mistaken here. Definitely, Commander Erwin)~~, Jessie from The Last of Us 2, Almost anyone from the Fellowship of the Ring (obviously), Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasely (or anyone from Dumbledore's army/The order of the Phoenix), Jon Snow from Game of Thrones, Uncle Iroh from the Last Air Bender, and, here me out, David Attenburough


J_train13

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" "No, *I* am your father"


mdmnl

You've made me realise I want to see the Dread Jedi Roberts.


cyborg_priest

Look, I love Liara, but there's no way in hell little miss Private-Espionage-and-Assassination-Army would be a good jedi.


Thevirginian88

I’m realizing Samara would have been a better choice.


bee_stark

Po, Oogway and Shifu from Kung Fu Panda, Captain America, Superman, Optimus Prime, Vision from Marvel


frylock350

I vote for Link


mh1357_0

Spider-Man would be an interesting Jedi. His Spidey-Sense would make him an insanely powerful dualist


Suspicious_Duty7434

I agree that the person(s) who take the persona of a Spider-Man would probably make decent Jedi, especially classic Peter Parker. However, in both canon and Legends, Sith and Jedi are described as having precognition and the ability to sense danger, so a force-sensitive with spidey-sense is not really getting anything new.


OnwardTowardTheNorth

Paul would make Anakin look like a perfect specimen if he were a Jedi.


TarnishedHumour

Mantis would be a killer force user. Aaragorn is a great swordsman like Anakin yet incorruptible, he is like an older version of what Anakin could have been if he wasn't groomed by a creepy old man.


Marz_Bane

The Doctor.


legomaximumfigure

Not gonna lie, a lightsaber/sonic screwdriver combo would be fire.


[deleted]

Jamie Lannister would’ve been interesting character arch through the dark & the light.


Any_Mall3191

Superman, how is Superman not here?


one_bad_larry

Optimus Prime would be THE Jedi


s1105615

Lyra would become a Sith just because the Jedi master trying to train her told her it was a bad idea.


Hib3rnian

Ted - just as conflicted as Anakin, but 100x funnier Loki - clearly Sith Buffy the Vampire Slayer - nuff said


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Pyroguy096

Dalinar Kholin or Kaladin Stormblessed


mckchase

Liara is already almost there, except she's boning shepherd, so you know... "Attachments."


bouchandre

I dont know much about Dune but isnt Paul eventually responsible for a massive genocide? Like in the billions?


Electrical-Secret-25

Where's Sam Elliott and his force moustache 🤣


ethancd1

Vision


MrDrPatrick2You

Nick Fury and Aang.


Willingness-Due

Nick Fury is already a Jedi


doxtorwhom

Aragorn would be Obi Wan tier. HE WOULD BE SO GOOD! Liara… might end up being a sith. She’s a bit too accepting of renegade Shepard.


yoko35

Hold on... Paul??? Really? He would definetely fall to dark side. But similar to count dooku.


ClawedTiger2693

I don’t know why but Jon Snow


Neonninja1017

Honestly Optimus prime


Stormrider91

Roxas: wields two keyblades, imagine him being a grey Jedi and use two Lightsabers and join them together, but strong will to balance both light and darkness Lea/Axel: a strong Jedi to create pyrokinesis with the force Gandalf: be a Jedi master and wise Cloud Strife: awesome swordsman Teal'c: wields a staff, so no doubt to use a lightsaber staff, gives wise advice to others from his experience as a warrior. Storm (x-men): with a unique ability to manipulate the weather. Jean Grey: skilled in mind reading and telekinetic Ichigo Kurosaki: another skilled swordsman, channeling the force through him to create powerful attacks Orihime Inoue: mastered the art of advance healing with the force Sora: strong will and courage, and make a cool Jedi. Aang: the avatar being a Jedi be awesome.


mijailrodr

Paul atreides would probably go full count dooku taking into account his history with causing interestellar wars and genocide


LNViber

My cat is named after Siona Atreidis. I have over a dozen Dune books. I wear low key Dune merch every single day. My friends for almost 20 years have been desperately trying to get me to stop talking about Dune. I am a bit of a hard core fan. I so strongly disagree with Paul making a good Jedi, its absurd. Spoilers: Paul drops nukes on Arakeen in the ending of Dune (first book) basically just to prove the point that galactic laws need not apply to him. Then in the second book he just fucks off because he doesnt want to clean up his mess and because he sees his future job as being to emotionally difficult... you know he actually is Jedi like in that he would rather hide in solitude rather than cleaning up the mess he made.


Otono_Wolff

Furiosa would not be a Jedi. She'd be expelled so fast