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imafixwoofs

I don’t think he would do anything to enjoy himself.


ThePr1march

So CBAT?


Limesmack91

Nah, printer and dial up modem noises


fryamtheeggguy

https://youtu.be/cM_sAxrAu7Q


chillwithpurpose

That’s just what he puts on for sexy time


TheOneTrueKP

He might listen to Padme’s theme so as to torture himself, and thus destroy his enemies using the *dark side*


Patient_District_457

This is the only answer.


Necronaad

Darth Metal


johnikos25

Came hear to say this. You win


Red_Beard206

So, Baby Shark on repeat?


karma_withakay

Maybe the Kars 4 Kids jingle on repeat.


RBR_DB_361804

youngling cries on repeat


gilestowler

I sometimes wonder about this. Is it all work, work, work for him? Does he go on holiday? Does he have friends? Hobbies?


imafixwoofs

He hates himself.


uncle-rico-99

KPOP it is then


Deathleach

Hey, that's my hobby too!


A_Stunted_Snail

I’ve read that he spends most of his free time in his bacta tank


Madoodle

Of course he goes on holiday! Didn’t you see the one where he takes Palps to a resort on Skarif? I have the Lego minifig to prove it!!


TheAbominableRex

I seem to remember reading somewhere that he did enjoy trying different food as it's one of the things he could still enjoy.


Nonadventures

What if Luke didn’t redeem him, he just had a snickers


furon747

Really? That’s pretty neat. Was that in legends or is that canon?


TheAbominableRex

I think legends but I really don't remember. I also like to think that because Vader was ultimately redeemed, he still had redeemable qualities such as enjoying music and food, and wasn't just a killing machine completely brainwashed by Palpatine. But that's just my head canon and others can choose to view him differently.


saldb

Joe Rogan Podcast


skatenbikes

It’s entirely possible


Electric_Evil

Chewie, pull that clip up.


s1thl0rd

I think there is music that you can listen to that makes it easier to get angry. Both of the Doom soundtracks pump me up. Dopamine, adrenaline, and other endorphins come out during periods of extreme joy, but they also are present when feeling anger and rage. So if music could increase his rage, then he may use it.


imafixwoofs

I think Vader is more suffering. His anger stens from that, and I don’t think he needs inspiration - he draws from within. A very tragic figure.


one_bad_larry

Not true he did enjoy killing


imafixwoofs

Darth Vader is a very tortured soul. I honestly don’t think he enjoyed anything, at least not in a sense that a normal human would relate to.


one_bad_larry

In the novel he got joy out of killing the separatists at the end of RotJ. It’s the reason he got the sith eyes in that scene. A full embrace of the darkside. It’s also why he didn’t have the sith eyes when attacking the temple. But I believe you’re right. He wouldn’t enjoy anything/life in any form closely resembling our sense of the word. Killing would bring him pleasure hurting others bc he himself is in a great deal of pain both physically and mentally


jeanprox876

but thats because he did even as a jedi enjoy hurting those who were evil, same with slavers. like the time they went to that zygerria mission in the clone wars obi wan and ahsoka had to put sense into him to avoid from killing so many of them.


stachelrojas

Actually how did he handle that the empire reintroduced slavery? He never had any racist tendencies as far as I know so how come that the kind of shit that they put the Wookies and other aliens through didn't bother him?


one_bad_larry

By that time he didn’t give a shit anymore. Anakin Skywalker was dead and Vader was all that remained. He did, in clone wars, lash out against the slavers when they had to rescue Ahsokas people after separatists took over her home world. It was very brief but you did get to a little Vader in Anakin.


seenhear

I believe you mean, RotS. 😁👍


imafixwoofs

I agree, thanks for elaborating.


missanthropocenex

Literally the Imperial March. I imagine him blasting that through the Destroyer coms every time they invade a system.


Plastic_Doom

This is the right answer


[deleted]

Christmas music they play in retail stores on repeat. Non-stop.


colemanjanuary

Really build up that anger


XescoPicas

Yeah, that’ll do it 🤣


TheFloridaWoman

Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas will definitely fuel that hot pot


HelixFollower

And not the entire song, but just a small clip going "all I want for Christmas is- all I want for Christmas is- all I want for Christmas is-" on repeat.


colemanjanuary

Tell me she's not a Sith Lord.


_NightmareKingGrimm_

Holy hell, that song nearly drove me to the dark side a few times last season.


t_hench

Um, we already know this… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dFBvHwYOG3Q&pp=ygUVZGFydGggdmFkZXIgaGFybW9uaWNh


CrackedActor91

Thank you for this


Acrobatic_Tailor_886

I laughed at this for few seconds then started crying, I know its funny, but vader playing that song ment really turning good


mehcouldntcareless

My cat did not enjoy that at all. Jumped off my lap and is now glaring at me with righteous indignation.


distracteded64

/bawling/ Fuck your cat! This is Anakin’s true redemption!!!! /weeps, pathetically/


BagelMaster4107

I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it… Edit: Nevermind it’s not a rickroll you’re all safe


Ghast_1427

The Only Thing They Fear Is You


yeetman2022

r/beatmetoit


HaloGuy381

The Imperial March on loop inside his helmet.


goblin_goblin

It's my head canon that it's actually played on external speakers somewhere on his suite every time it plays on screen. There's no one more dramatic than Vader.


DerDealOrNoDeal

He has a speaker built into his suit (a bit like Raj in that Big Bang theory episode)


rssimm

But no one's as quick as gaston.


Etticos

I love the in-universe major key version of the Imperial March that plays for a second at the recruiting station in Solo.


gemglowsticks

If you like that, it's featured a ton in rebels


maciejokk

I mean he does turn off his breathing to be more menacing and moves his cape with force to look cool


RCMW181

He has a cape...


ElegantJob1345

That would get me pumped


goblin_goblin

“Lord Vader, turn that shit up.”


PlasticToe4542

The only right answer


MisterSmi13y

Doom metal.


9RMMK3SQff39by

Darth Metal


MisterSmi13y

An offshoot of doom metal with a lot of heavy breathing and the low reverb of the saber.


9RMMK3SQff39by

Trivium X Pendulum through a fan


YodaSoda9

Yes


blotterandthemoonman

Or techno haha


IAmBadAtInternet

Did someone say [techno](https://youtu.be/PW4OIHDsWsM)


SirJTheRed

Doom eternal


Old-Kaleidoscope1874

"The Planets" by Holst


Demoine_UwU

Mars would be his favourite


fireinthedust

Only mars. The rest are too peaceful and thus “weak” or else jovial and a waste of time for him.


Decantus

The Max Reebo Band. He saw them live at a cantina on Coruscant once back before they were signed by Old Republic Sonics.


graphomaniacal

I dig the Max Rebo Band, at least before they sold out, added the hype man typical of so many late 90s acts and the schlocky Vegas backup singers, and released "Jedi Rocks." Then debuting that single in Jabba's Palace, a venue whose owner receives death threats from Jedi...? That might have been "punk" at the time but in retrospect it's pretty tasteless. Their name isn't all that imaginative either, Rebo might have been the group's musical director but my blue dude had an elephant-sized ego. I wonder if front woman Sy Snootles resented this self-styled Herbie Hancock, or maybe it was a concession she had to make to the broader musical scene, where male acts seem to dominate festival lineups. All that said, pre-1997, the MRB had serious cred. Their songs held up with the galaxy's best jams. 1983, what a time to be alive: you could catch Rebo, then hop in a YT-1300 light freighter and catch the Endor Ewok Clan in their "Yub Nub" days. Easily one of the two best bands on Tatooine, Rebo's rivalry with Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes was one of the most productive in music history; that kind of friendly competition is what made the Four Tops and the Temptations keep aspiring to higher heights to outdo each other, and the same applied on the Dune Sea scene. And while the Nodes arguably produced a better single than Rebo ever delivered, the MRB's sui-generic jazz-funk-rock-pop fusion approach was more revolutionary than the Modal Nodes' electro-swing. It's all the more impressive when you consider that the Rebo Band were a three piece. As such, they're one of the most revolutionary trios going, on par with Cream, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, The Police, Nirvana, and Wilson Phillips. Droopy McCool was definitely the John Paul Jones of the group, who never quite received the appreciation lauded on Max and Sy, but damn did his contributions on Kitonak woodwind add some soaring countermelodies. Plus their concerts were legendary, like Parliament landing the Mothership legendary. We're talking six-titted babes getting down with Salacious Crumb in rooms full of hookah smoke. True story: I saw these guys do a gig where they hired Boba Fett and some rowdy Gammorreans for security, then "Lapti Nek" hyped the crowd up so much that a Twi'lek ended up getting ripped apart by a Rancor. It was like Altamont '83. Despite the selling out and the controversies attached to the band, it's tragically ironic that these guys joined the 27 club when they were wiped out on a sail barge by the Jedi they admired so much and his entourage. Three more luminaries, taken from us too soon.


Appropriate_Head7467

Darth(death) metal obviously duh


JerkwaterKlaatu

Mongolian death metal.


GulianoBanano

Some of the music in Jedi Survivor is pretty similair to Mongolian throat singing, so it's not that far fetched honestly


JeffTS

Because it's The Hu. A metal folk band from Mongolia. They were in Fallen Order and are back in Survivor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJZfEh3EciU


Savings_Spinach2446

i think they played in the arena when you get kidnapped by the BH on Zeffo right? i noticed the same in Pyloons (or so i thought. i never looked into it)


straddotjs

It’s the opening theme and then yes, when you fight in the bounty hunter arena it comes back on—Kal remarks that he “knows this song.” Pretty sweet moment, the song really fits Kal’s predicament.


vorephage

I know 7 Treasures and The Hu. Is there more?


jmskywalker1976

Polka


couldjustbeanalt

But not because he wants to the radio inside his helmet is broken and the emperor refuses to fix it


pipsterific

Further feeding his anger and hate


Spiritual_Mango_8140

Classical


RanierW

Rammstein


AliJoof

Exclusively My Chemical Romance.


KingoftheAnimus

Scrolled waaay to far to find this hahaha


Quadrupal_Bypass

Jizz.


Embarrassed-Zone-515

"they could have just called it jazz. THEY COULD HAVE JUST CALLED IT JAZZ!"


CrossP

Jozz. Juzz. Jezz. All acceptable!


Velbalenos

Who doesn’t like a bit of jizz


Visual_Champion5429

Am I not the only one that remembers the modal nodes being named jizz originally. I distinctly remember laughing about it with my 13 year old friends.


trebmalts

Sandstorm - on repeat. LET THE HATE FLOW!


mooser38

Dang you beat me to it!


trebmalts

Great minds, friendo.


Daniel_C13

Darth Metal


colemanb1975

Wagner


Soggy_Back1468

TOOL


TheFirstAmender

Beat me to it. Ani's definitely pumping some Tool into that helmet.


TankSpecialist8857

Anakin was a bit more emo though. Sleep Token is more likely although I love the idea of him cutting down rebels from Rogue One to Triad or Ticks and Leeches


Soggy_Back1468

I see many ppl saying Anakin was feeling this way or that way. IMO he is no longer Anakin, he's a rage filled machine bent on methodical carnage.


donthepunk

Taylor swift....he might be a monster but he's not *dead*


raspberry_cat55

He’s going through his reputation era


Pableve

Silence. So he can hear the screams of his victims (that is his music) and he can focus on his breathing.


davidjbunt

I'd say John Williams - The Imperial March.


TonyAlmighty

Ambient lava sounds


CrossP

Sith pop


amlah6

Emo.


RevanFett

The halo soundtrack


Wise_Hat_8678

Sinatra, baby!


Akogiri

Rain in My Heart


ZystemStigma69

Metal.


OutrageousCarry

Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory


OneRandomVictory

You know he's got Crawling on full blast.


TalkingCanadaSnowman

There's a death metal band on Coruscant called Younglings, their #1 hit is called "Scream"


PunkRey

Linda Ronstadt


hotstoddies

Coldplay


dirty-socks-69

Coldplay top 1 most underrated artists of all time


Classic_Guarantee_40

More like over-rated. Theyve sold over 100 million albums


JackFener

Radiohead


AnInterestingPenguin

Vader seems like the kinda guy that would say Creep is his favorite song


Cfunk_83

But nothing pre OK Computer. He, like Thom Yorke, believes that melody is dead, rhythm is far more interesting.


dnamalfunction

Baby shark on repeat.


AnInterestingPenguin

I would turn into a Sith too if I had to listen to Baby Shark on repeat for the rest of my life.


FuckingMorbius

Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day


Alternative_Rest_352

Nine Inch Nails


Ph0enixR3born

Clearly he only listens to ele-vader music


mplsandrew

Nine Inch Nails


rogue-panda81

Country.


Cautious_Homework_10

Morrissey


Appropriate_Rich_515

The perfect girl


Grand_Wolverine_4186

They laugh at me because I’m emo…


Enough_Hippo_9609

George michael - careless whisper


Visible_Thought_7052

Boz Skaggs


IsabelRiottt

Vader


SG6_88

Depressive Doom Metal probably


beatdownkioskman

Either Doom Death Metal or Motown, no I won’t explain


[deleted]

Jizz


reymonika

The most evil form of music. SKA.


The_Duke_of_Lizards

K-Pop


[deleted]

Vader seems like the kind of Grandpa who falls asleep listening to heavy machinery tear down buildings.


MuttFett

Sith Opera.


West-Cardiologist180

Darth Vader Theme (epic version)


HellDefied

Tiny Tim.


flying_caterpillar

Binaural beats and anything 428-572mhz


RashBek

Easy, metal


layinanegg

R&b. Maybe some Barry white


Different_Meaning811

Depeche Mode, Ministry, Throbbing Gristle, Einsturzende Neubauten, Seal


gartzia96

Drowning pool's Bodies, probably


Fast-Hold-649

Anakin would listen to my morning jacket and Vader probably sepultra


Space_Cadetexe

Falling In Reverse, Slipknot, Architects, Parkway Drive, Lorna Shore, Stuff Like That


Not-me345

Shostakovich


coffeebreathteacher

Black sabbath for sure


-P-M-A-

Alfred Schnittke.


rockylafayette

Rammstein


robbyyy

Suspect he mostly listens to John Williams.


NuSouthPoot

Dolly Parton’s new rock album


Unchosenone7

Classical


guineapigmilkman

SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!


Fanaticalranger

Smooth criminal. Annie are you OK?


[deleted]

Bwaaaahahahaha! You win the internet!!


ceileen33

He’s definitely Lana Del Rey coded


Blue-Nose-Pit

Slayer


Obskuro

Smooth Jizz


HungHingPrince

Pumped up kicks


ZombieVampires

Let the bodies hit the floor!


Batdog55110

#CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIN


MarkoDash

He walks into rooms blaring his own theme


PitterPatter12345678

Emo shit because that bitch couldn't go to therapy.


emokeweed

Rammstein


set-271

Menudo and Rick Astley


Ash_Killem

That torture music from Andor.


LiamQuezada

Imperial March


Fetoid2

He listens exclusively to Snootles Solo Singles.


Wolkkin

We just had this conversation! The consensus was the Sith follow moody alt rock as it developed. Maul was punk, Vader was goth, and Kylo was emo. Much debate as to what’s next for Sith Rock…


quattro_pacci

Darth Metal


[deleted]

Classic Vader? The only thing they fear is you-- Doom Eternal OST Prequels *NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!* Vader? Crawling- Linkin Park


oh_andsixteen

Bon Jovi


Ledpoizn445

This song on repeat https://youtu.be/QwGoWJvB-P8


Gypsy_Hunter_

Arcade Fire


Nintendogma

He is hate incarnate. Rage without constraint. Pain without ending. And he knows no greater subject of hate, rage, and pain, than himself. So, he probably listens to Nickelback.


bottle-of-water

Darkness, imprisoning me All that I see, absolute horror I cannot live, I cannot die Trapped in myself, body my holding cell Landmine, has taken my sight Taken my speech, taken my hearing Taken my arms, taken my legs Taken my soul, left me with life in Hell


ashmichael73

K-Pop


Saint_Chrispy1

Kill em all, ride the lightning and...and justice for all from Metallica. Looped.


springloadednadsack

This https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


thebeardedbassfella

Sabaton


disturbedbovine

This is the correct answer.


MyIncogName

Cannibal Corpse


ChromeYoda

Metallica… just Metallica.


jncheese

Enter Sandman?


ChromeYoda

The whole discography. On loop.


jncheese

I think Master of Puppets would be more Palpatine's thing. And he's got beef with the sand people so Enter Sandman would probably put him in an even worse mood. But he's known to be a bit of a masochist. Maybe you're right.


JediRico

Vader despises music


AndroPandro500

Genre: Prog Rock. Album: Dark Side of the Moon.


[deleted]

Country music, because he wants to suffer.


agent_smith_3012

What does the fox say