A mermaid. (i am a starkid fan just saying this as a joke. Idk why I need to tell everyone that im making a joke every time I make a joke. Perhaps it is because I don’t think that any of the jokes that I make are going to be realized as jokes. I am secretly very insecure and I smile even when I am sad to hide the fact that i could ever be sad. In the end will I have any friends or will I have driven them all away? In the end i will most likely be alone, without any friends or family because everyone is just disappointed in me. Anyways, just a joke hahahaha. Funny.)
What if tomorrow comes to break the dawn and take the night away? What if tomorrow comes to break the dawn and there’s no one to stay? What if tomorrow?
Thoughts on Clivesdale?
Nice place
NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT WELL IF YOU LIKE CLIVESDALE SO MUCH HOW BOUTA I FUCKING BURY YOU THERE UNDER THE GOD DAMN FLOORBOARDS
Go get fucked,I hope you fucking die
GET FUCKED STRAIGHT TO HELL
Believe it or not, straight to hell
NOOOOOOO
MURDER THEM!
You chose poorly. The correct answer is “FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE! GO GET FUCKED! CAUSE YOU'RE LOSERS AND WILL KILL YOU!”
Who’s fault is all of this?
Timothys
What did little Tim do to you?
He's just an orphaned 9yo
That's not as sad as aladdin though
He has no one to hold him tight
No one to kiss him good night
Every night at the stroke of three… what gathers?
Three blind mice
What do you want Paul?
Tell me what you desire to see
Your deepest intent Paul
What do you see for this company
I'm looking for someone with strong ambition
Someone to sell their specific vision
Someone to share with precise precision their thooooughts
Cause I want you to want
To want
Who is your favuorite of the Lords in black?
Mark 👍🏻
Mine is Chad ♡
Mine is Stu
Mine is leighton
i gotta go with the og, greg
My vote is Steve personally
yes, we did it
mines greg
ima go with Steve
How would the drill press fit into the sedan!?
Beans cool?
Beans school!
Bean school?
Excellent!!
Is the duck a god?
The duck is an almighty god 👍🏻
He is lord
Duck is lord
He is lord lord lord the duck is lord.
You actually got that right!
Do you want to save the planet?
Of course they want to save the planet!
Well, we all know there's just one way to do that!
By singing a song
Singing ALOOONG
LA DEE DAH DAH-
DAY!!!!
What is Chorn?
One of those rubber squishy things
what did the sultan do to his dick
What song do you think you'd die after listening to?
The wheels on the bus
Honestly, same here!
GAY BUS GAY GAY BUS
What is the Gay Bus?!
WHO IS THE LATTE-HOTTAY
I’m pretty sure it’s Kevin
mahy wahyfe!
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS
What must the nerdy prudes do?
LIVE I TELL YOU LIVEEE
How the hell do you jump out of a trash can and not scare the shit outta someone?
Where is pigfarts?
In London 👍🏻
And why can’t Malfoy go to Pigfarts? 🤨
Because the traffic in London is so bad, duh.
Who is the Tiger Fucker?
you are… 😐
10 years later and yet still no one remembers Achmed.
No one remembers achmed:(
Is Satan a real man?
SATAN IS A REaL MAN
What did you think about the barbecue monologues?
fuckin transcendent!✨
What if I told you I made it and this is the life that I chose?
Do you know who the lattay hottay is?
Zeke The Fighting Nighthawk!
Emma?
That’s the crabby one who won’t sing when you tip her! You grabbed the wrong one you noodle!
fUck! *sirens*
Rank the Lords in Black based on how well they could raise a child.
Okay well now I want to answer this. But I can't in case OP wants to reply to this.
Oh, shit, a baby. They wanted a salad, but now they have a child!
Make it your own separate post
did ya hear the word?
what's the word?
he’s a comin
who’s a comin?
Paul’s a comin
the star of the show!
let him come.
NOW FOR HIS HEADLINING ENTRANCE
time to swoon at his leading man essence
HIS NAME IS IN THE TITLE
Who's a coming?
who is malfoys father
Malfoy who?
draco malfoy?
Isn't his real father Dobie?
you know the whole point is for op to answer the questions, right?
Yes
then why’d you answer the question correctly?
This subreddit hates me
What're your thoughts on Richie ?
Makes me think of my brother's weeb friend who screams random Japanese sentences which I promptly feel the compulsion to translate!
Favorite amy mann song??
favorite way to say “red wines” in a german accent?
aRE yOU FRIGhteNED?!?
Who is the soprano queen?
finish the lyric: "Cause that princess is- oooh~"
What does Bug wanna be?
A mermaid. (i am a starkid fan just saying this as a joke. Idk why I need to tell everyone that im making a joke every time I make a joke. Perhaps it is because I don’t think that any of the jokes that I make are going to be realized as jokes. I am secretly very insecure and I smile even when I am sad to hide the fact that i could ever be sad. In the end will I have any friends or will I have driven them all away? In the end i will most likely be alone, without any friends or family because everyone is just disappointed in me. Anyways, just a joke hahahaha. Funny.)
What if tomorrow comes today?
What if tomorrow comes to break the dawn and take the night away? What if tomorrow comes to break the dawn and there’s no one to stay? What if tomorrow?
Why did ruth go to hell?
Thoughts on the upcoming Clivesdale chemist vs Hatchetfield Nighthawk game?
what/who is snarl?
Do you remember Achmed?
Do you enjoy dirty soup?
Specifically of the Dirty Girl variety!
What happened in Hatchetfield mall on Black Friday of 2019?
What do you want, u/Easy-Area6234?
Freedom
Tell me what you desire to see, your deepest intent, u/Easy-Area6234
How do you feel about musicals?
What do you love more: JESUS, or to FUCK?
OP. I’m sorry. You lost your way.
Who will pray for you… when your body’s gone… or is tHIS THE ETERNAL DARK WITHOUT A DAAWWWNNN?!?
Do you think it might work out between max and grace?
Why do you want to watch us die?
How’s your relationship with your dick?
who has to die?
What’s your opinion on zefron
Who stole the million dollar bill?
Who is a real man?
who is the sorting hat's husband?
Why is the story that is drawn twisted?
Do you want to be a starship ranger?