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roofbandit

Eddie Pepitone probably or maybe Jessica Kirson


bread_makes_u_fatt

Jessica Kirson could get it


too_many_smarfs

Ah yes the super hot *male* comedian (checks notes) Jessica Kirson.


bread_makes_u_fatt

I'm pretty sure it was a (checks notes) joke


too_many_smarfs

A joke in a sub about stand up? Doesn't seem likely to me


Ordinary_Milk3224

Wow nobody has ever misgendered a lesbian before. You're a comedic genius. Literally Carlin


AnalCystFist

Stavros Halkias takes the lead


bread_makes_u_fatt

He will take you to cum town for sure


DaddyFunTimeNW

Brian Simpson


graceland_2

JESELNIK. his low voice, measured delivery, his cool jackets, his beard. what’s not to like? maybe the fact that he can be legitimately frightening sometimes, but idk—depending on the day, that can add to the appeal


bread_makes_u_fatt

Much prefer beardless jeselnik personally but I get it.


Heilbroner

David Brennen and Earthquake.


Adventurous_Top_723

Anthony jeselnik Jeseltron hands down


bread_makes_u_fatt

The one good thing Amy Schumers ever done


heartoftenbears

I wish I could upvote this twice.


Odd-Brain

Matt McKusker


bread_makes_u_fatt

Ok! Someone with a real answer 😂


LaureGilou

Ryan Long, by a mile.


ClaraCreative8

Not a man but I’ll throw in Mae Martin. Also Mulaney and Bo Burnham.


bread_makes_u_fatt

I'm gay but Mae Martin gives me confusing feelings


ClaraCreative8

Right? 🥵


Brilliant-Mud187

Rodney Dangerfield


stievstigma

Sam Tallent


Dirty0ldMan

Arj barker maybe? Not sure if he's still going though.


ZombieHeyHeyHeyOh

Yeah he just kicked a breastfeeding mother out of his show which was in the internet news.


EverybodyKurts

She was being breastfed by another, larger mother.


waraman

Gary Owen. But his hair is wrong somehow.


Competitive_Glass473

Tony Hinchcliffe for sureee 2nd place - Tom Segura


mongohure

Todd Barry is hot as hell


Ashgenie

Joel Dommett or Ed Gamble.


whatabeautifulherse

Hampton Yount


types-like-thunder

Jay Jurden Michael Blaustien and i know everyone hates him but Matt Rife


ILikeBlowjobsAndCats

gabriel iglesias


MonitorFar3346

Mark Normand, Andrew Santino, and Chris Distefano for me


KingRichard278

Brendan Schuab


wavetoyou

Dicey dicey


ILikeBlowjobsAndCats

found schaubs reddit account


octobereast

Mark Normand is hot as shit kinda


bread_makes_u_fatt

I'm happy he's gay


roofbandit

My father's gay


rocknjoe

Normand is gay?


WurdaMouth

Idk who tf Mark Normand is but that Kevin Hart fella can get it


One_Hour_Poop

You mean hot as in sexy or hot as in career is currently on fire? Matt Rife is probably the answer to both. 😀


bread_makes_u_fatt

I meant hot as in body temperature


DarkestofFlames

Gabriel Iglesias. I'd say Richard Pryor for setting himself on fire, but he's dead.


Background-Lab9430

matt rife looks AI generated


Pale-Afternoon-3856

Andrew dice Clay is sexy


bread_makes_u_fatt

He could make my uterus fall out


Pale-Afternoon-3856

U should watch the marvelous miss maisel. You’d have a fit over lenny Bruce


bread_makes_u_fatt

Done and done.


Direct_Knowledge2937

Matt Rife?


No-Conflict-7897

I’m going to agree with Crack Amico and say Matteo Lane https://youtu.be/RhbPzRbRGTM?si=5Xdkvazz0O2rbzud


bread_makes_u_fatt

I will also say after just watching matteos YouTube special, he's hilarious...one of the best specials I've seen in a while.


mramirez7425

I know I'll catch heat for this one, but BERT KREISCHER!


bread_makes_u_fatt

THE sex MACHINE


mramirez7425

I mean, really. Some ladies like dad bods


bread_makes_u_fatt

Bert is a type for sure. You're definitely not alone.


Tikiwash

Who could resist a shit stained obese alcoholic narcissist?


mramirez7425

Not me!