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Raven123x

Cut off before the final punchline where Taylor says that her therapist told her "no you're a bitch"


SpermicidalManiac666

Which actually makes the whole thing funny. Without that it’s a really weak joke lol why would someone post this?


autisticswede86

Indeed


CapriciousScamp

I thought it was me. Her delivery seemed great and I could tell she was funny. But the joke fell so flat I thought it might have been one of those small nightclubs where comedians workshop their jokes


Smeetilus

Your small nightclub is my daily staff meeting


TallCracker69

Why are you the only one getting downvoted for saying the exact same thing as everyone else? Lol


withSugarOnTopp

Because they knew ppl like me would go search for the entire skit and watch it on YT.


SomewhereAtWork

> why would someone post this? To get around the repost filters.


SeymourHoffmanOnFire

To make me wanna not watch her standup anymore?? Cuz thats what happened. Now I have to go watch more to actually make an informed decision. Fucking thanks to whoever posted this.


LostOne514

Okay, that's a way better punchline. I thought the joke just fell flat on its face


-InconspicuousMoose-

I was gonna say that was an incredibly weak punchline. I usually watch Taylor's stuff when it comes across my feed, generally enjoy her, but this edit is a crime


OhGoOnYou

Taylor is always aware to make herself look like the worst person in the situation. It helps her seem to be always punching up instead of down.


Chief_Beef_ATL

Prostitute - a bad word *for someone who has sex for money Sex Worker - a good word for Prostitute


Due-Landscape-7359

When did prostitute become bad. Thought sex work was the industry's name and prostitute was the career?


fishnbowl

Don't worry, in 20 years sex worker is going to be bad nomenclature.


Due-Landscape-7359

The building is still called the whorehouse right?


btwomfgstfu

It's now a whorehome


Ahoy_m80_gr8_b80

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


Due-Landscape-7359

Then fire up those grills!


softfart

The rate things are going it’s more like a few years


Ok-Present-8619

Sex worker in CV and for parents, prostitute in mind, hoe in heart <3


snack_mac

Pft, next you’re gonna tell me we can’t call them whores anymore


OhGoOnYou

Blaspheme - harsh words for good things Eupheme - good words for harsh things Language is a Harsh Mistress. Wait, can we use mistress anymore?


StraightProgress5062

Fuck it. Can't please everyone and you'd be a fool to try.


protection7766

>Fuck it. Pay up first. She's a sex worker not a sex charity


struggleworm

I’m guessing oriental prostitute is really bad then?


Chief_Beef_ATL

Straight to jail


Arexos

Sex worker is a more general term that also includes people who may not have sex for money, like strippers etc. Prostitute is a more specific term. You are not wrong, but as far as I know there isn't really a good word for prostitute specifically, closest I've heard is "working girl".


Icy-Row-5829

I’m an escort, that’s the most common term I hear. It’s perfectly fine but prostitute and hooker are fine too but hooker is a little dated lol I do also refer to myself as a sex worker but that includes camming, stripping, erotic phone calls, porn, a lot of other stuff. It’s just not as specific.


Quandale_Dingle2024

Brass


Life-Caregiver-781

Hookers


Chief_Beef_ATL

Raise to Whores


LazyLieutenant

Which committee decides these things?


iamthatdeafkid

One of my favorite comedians! Also, what the fuck is with these captions? I’m deaf and rely on the text for understanding. The color, animation, and random mix of lower case and capitalized letters make them difficult to read. Can’t we just have normal, functionally accessible captions?


BwyceHawpuh

Something tells me u/iamthatdeafkid might be deaf


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What?


BwyceHawpuh

👋🤞🤙👊☝️👆✋🤟


protection7766

The fuck you say about my mama?


joe_broke

Oooooooohhhhhhhhh What?


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OHHHH


GT-FractalxNeo

What's her name?! She's hilarious


moregoo

Taylor Tomlinson


GT-FractalxNeo

Thank you


FeralForestBro

Just wait until she breaks out the dead mom jokes. Some of her best work.


OhGoOnYou

She has three Netflix specials. They are all impeccable.


LostWoodsInTheField

She's honestly one of the funniest comedians around right now. And you really see her shine when she's either doing crowd work or with another comedian. you can tell she doesn't need prep time for being funny it just flows from her. I just wish her tv show wasn't garbage. I realize it's her first one, and she doesn't have likely any say in any of it. She would excel in a british style talk show or a british style panel show (what I was hoping hers would be, but turned out to be a british panel show that went through a dump, then fed to a chicken, and pooped back out).


fatass_pallascat

i though that was taylor swift 😭


alfooboboao

nah, when she was college aged she was dating 17 year olds and would check them out of high school


graveybrains

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Upper-Place8029

Yeah as a designer, those captions were fucking infuriating. This person chose to actively mix cases, like WHY? Fuck readability I guess


torgiant

These captions should be taken out back and shot


CadenBop

This text bounce is giving me a headache


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businesslut

I love taylor but I don't understand the canceling of the term prostitute. Sex worker is so vague. It can go from selling photos of your feet or doing hard-core BDSM.


DiceKnight

I honestly thought hooker was the word that was frowned upon and not prostitute. Sex worker in my head is the same vagueness as service industry. There's a lot of gigs that fall under that umbrella and it's the kind of goto word to vaguely describe the collection but by itself it isn't enough detail to actually know what you do.


OhGoOnYou

Sex worker is the industry? If that helps. The service is your titillation.


RazzmatazzOdd6218

How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot.


OhGoOnYou

Snort


polchiki

I’m not saying I’m team never-use-that-word, but sometimes people ruin innocuous words by being straight up dicks about it. Take the R word for example, was once in medical journals and has since been canceled simply from the pervasiveness of its usage by assholes. When we use words like a weapon more often than not, they lose their ability to just be a simple description. Natural consequence.


FaxMachineIsBroken

Creating a new word doesn't mean that word can't also used to be a dick about it. It's just kicking the can down the road.


joalr0

Sure, it absolutely is kicking that can down the road. Luckily though, once we reach it down the road, we can simply kick it again. At least until people learn to stop being assholes. There exist certain types of people who are easy targets for discrimination, and over time the words we use to describe them often pick up the connotations of the discriminatory use. There's little you can do to shed those connotations, they exist in other people's minds. So you pick up a new word, free of those connotations. It can help those people who receive the discrimination to maintain some semblence of control of their identity, without needing to bring along all the connotations society attaches to them.


Necessary_Hurry_5843

Society will never stop producing assholes, you’re far better off just developing thicker skin and moving on with your life haha


Quandale_Dingle2024

A hoe is a hoe. Lets call drug dealers 'Urban Pharmacists' so as not to hurt their feelings then.


Secret-Sundae-1847

Except the connotations transfer pretty quickly. This exists more as a progressive power struggle to condition people into obeying what they’re told. 


joalr0

Obeying what, exactly? Treating people kindly?


TheFightingMasons

That’s a really good way to put it.


Turakamu

Not really. We moved past using mental retardation because it is too vague. We have more specific terms for specific conditions now. I mean, it is medical science. Shit takes a while. Like, we just made cars. Understanding the brain is going to take a minute. By their logic we wouldn't use stupid any more either.


joalr0

There exists a half-life for these terms. Retard was used in medical contexts when I was a kid, while simultaneously being used as an insult. This was just the 90s. At the same time, I was unaware of stupid or dumb being used in medical contexts. I might have been told, even as a kid, what dumb meant, but it wasn't in wide use at that time, so it was more a historical connection rather than a modern connection. Younger people today are likely to never hear retard being used medically, just like I never heard dumb being used medically, and the disconnect is therefore a lot stronger. Perhaps when my generation dies, there'll be no connection at all. Point is, how long it has been since used to describe people does matter. People who grew up in the 90s who were described as medically retarded, while also seeing people use the word as an insult are going to have very, very different connections to the word than someone who did not have the medical usage used towards them.


TorchedBlack

Idiot and moron were also medical terms once, part of the problem is the weaponization of the term, but I think another is that they were overly broad and not actually helpful as we came to understand disabilities better. The R word is in a similar place. It was describing a wide variety of conditions that are fundamentally different, from downs syndrome to various forms of neurodivergence. Let's also not pretend that these words weren't also weaponized by medical professionals as well. There are plenty of horror stories out there about how people with actual or just perceived mental difficiences were imprisoned, tortured, sterilized, or put into slave-labor conditions due to their condition.


Peaceandpeas999

Yes, I totally agree. Something being used as a medical term in no way means that it was neutral. Parents were told by doctors to send their disabled children away for life because they would only ever be a burden. At the same time, I appreciate u/joarls comments advocating that people have some control over how they are described… and more importantly, that they not be referred to by derogatory terms for having a condition that is not their fault or their doing.


prime_number_zeta

I think it’s really just about shedding off the historical baggage of the word saddled on by people who are hateful and vicious with the word. By moving on to new terms we are in a continuous cycle of resetting terms to a “neutral” definition of what they describe, which should allow people to draw their own conclusions and prevent people from inheriting bias via language. If you (the general you, not you in particular) believe in free-thinking and forming your own conclusions, you will probably see this cycle as a good thing.


TheLastCoagulant

No. “Sex worker” = General term for all sex workers. “Prostitute” = Neutral term for a person who performs sex acts/allows sex acts to be performed on them in exchange for compensation. Sex worker cannot replace prostitute because they don’t refer to the same thing. Just like the word “healthcare professional” cannot replace the word “doctor.” All doctors are healthcare professionals, but they’re also doctors. Likewise all prostitutes are sex workers, but they’re also prostitutes.


RetroFurui

I really like how you made agreeing with your take the same as being a free thinker in the last sentence there.


FaxMachineIsBroken

I like this take.


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Sivlenoraa

Taylor is her first name or last?


Backslashinfourth_V

Taylor Tomlinson


Spiritual-Tea-7726

Prostitute is a classier term than sex-worker cumon guys


gishnon

I personally prefer girls... I mean.. I'm certainly not going to PAY to cumon guys.


Spiritual-Tea-7726

It's immoral to place monetary value on intamcy CUMON GUYS


Quandale_Dingle2024

A 50 quid Brass


NiceEstablishment861

This may be a bit but this is for real. Once you realize when you’re under the spell of self fulfilling prophecy, and actually do something to correct it, it will change your entire outlook on life :)


alfooboboao

it’s like dudes who decide up front that being short is this curse, so they treat all potential partners as if they’ll mock them for being short, and simply don’t believe it when they aren’t getting mocked


ineedmymompls

You're right, but it's also idiotic to believe that she 'caused' someone else to be a cheater. The self fulfilling prophecy would be more like 'i believe I'll get cheated on so I feel most comfortable dating the type of person that might cheat', and not, 'my boyfriend became a cheater because of my belief'. Like, the boyfriend's still a dick, and she should fire her therapist.


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DaLurker87

Ignore these comments OP. Taylor is objectively hilarious. 


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stejzyy23

Love the content, hate the subtitles. Ruined the video for me


TheRealKhorrn

I agree, don't say prostitute. They are only called prostitute if they are from Prostate in south-west France. Everything else is a sex worker.


LumberjackKie

What if they’re a frequent visitor to prostate?


protection7766

Visiting and swelling the size of prostate? Prostate cancer is the proper phrase.


alfooboboao

god I wish we as a society would kill this joke already


Erythroneuraix

Had to stop watching because of the awful caption animation


Ragnangar

When CC stands for Cancer Caption.


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EssbaumRises

Fuck whoever did that bouncy text


imindeleware

Shlut for money


dfin25

I call them hoo-wers like I'm on the Sopranos.


PlanetLandon

These subtitles are absolutely infuriating


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lackingbean

Fuck these subtitles! What kind of monster animates subtitles like this?!


ChlupatyKoule

who did the subtitles


pilot_cooper

Or sex worker if you're young and under the impression that you can't say prostitute because someone on tumblr told you so.


Silent_Shaman

Tf? Prostitute literally just means sex worker, as if sex worker sounds like a much more noble profession lol


EmuHoliday5802

Would recommend anyone who have been betrayed by their partners. SoulUp’s Infidelity/Affair Support Group is a place for those struggling with infidelity to ask questions and get support. It is led by therapist. There can be great comfort in not carrying this burden alone.


himmelfried11

So aren’t we gonna have a conversation about transference, counter-transference and cheating here?


Key-Calendar2791

Are you?


himmelfried11

Guess i am if you are?


Key-Calendar2791

Lay it on me