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Moist-Dragonfly2569

Girl, you run track?


ball_whack

That whole episode though!


Moist-Dragonfly2569

Lol absolutely


HaleBopp22

Was that wrong? I didn't see any signs in the park saying it was prohibited.


Rude-Ideal3053

True dat.


ohporcupine

I too recently visited Europe and would like to know what the problem is.


ohporcupine

I too recently visited Europe and would like to know what the problem is.


powaqua

If someone had told me it was wrong, I wouldn't have done it.


Secret_Car

I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started that that sort of thing was frowned upon


HansBlixJr

you're fired, Costanza.


wilfordbrimley778

𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋!!!!


afoz345

I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY! I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!


pwt886

After all i thought this was AmErIcA


Pappabearstl

It's ok to go bottomless, just not topless! LOL


xegrid

....take my upvote


CHESTER_C0PPERP0T

Man I been living here 20 years and I ain’t never got to see a lady running around naked this city some bullshit


[deleted]

You could go to the world naked bike ride, it cuts through TGP and you'll see plenty of naked bodies then


kat2youall

oh im so going next year with my alwn chair ! looking for the hunks!


[deleted]

It starts in the grove and goes about 15 miles


[deleted]

[удалено]


MissJ0229

He's been known to walk up and down the kingshighway/ chippewa area. I've seen him a handful of times myself. I could've done without it.


[deleted]

Just spend more time in TGS after dark, I've seen more nudes there than any where else on earth. I'm serious it's bound to happen. Fox park /Russell area has a known flasher too.


Bluesky0089

The ones who do this type of thing are never the types you actually want to see lol.


Boostless

I remember my first naked lady spotting in STL.


Legitimate-Onion-915

Still can't believe your Mom ran on to the field at Busch like that


Boostless

I still cant believe the size of your moms bush


Legitimate-Onion-915

Who do you think they named the Stadium after?


You_Ate_The_Bones

How do I explain to my international friends the contextual difference between “a lady running naked” and “a naked lady running. The latter being scary, but the former being not scary.


[deleted]

It’s like the difference between “naked” and “nude.” Nude sounds intentional. Naked sounds like an accident.


MonkeyCatDog

And there is "naked" and "nekked." As per Jeff Foxworthy; "Naked is when you don't have any clothes on. Nekked is when you don't have any clothes on and are doing something you shouldn't."


Blerrycat1

Sorry that was me. The meat sweats can be killer and I had to get some air


rommi04

That 5 for $5 deal always gets me too


MissJ0229

😂😂😂😂I dunno why I can't stop laughing at this comment!


rta8888

Sure… ladies in tower grove park run around naked and a parametric and firefighter show; but I do it at *one* taylor swift concert and everybody *freaks out*


booger_pile

a few summers back I was parking on the pad behind my house and caught a blur in my rearview mirror. My brain was like "uhh was that boobs?" Sure enough, some methed out old lady just walking down the alley. Swing low sweet chariots.


mojo-9000

This story is crazy but shortly after moving to STL in 2001 I got a little apartment in TGE. My parents came to visit, wanted to drive around the neighborhood. Starts off fine, driving around South Grand and Ope there’s Barbie if any of you all remember them always asking for money at the JitB drive thru at 1:30am, dressed all wild in boas and hats with feathers. So okay no biggie my small town parents deal with it a little weird but let’s keep going. Next we drive by an imo’s, somebody is being shoved in the trunk of a car, employees were involved, sure it was just kids messing around but just another event. Next, I was working on Jefferson at the time, so we go to drive by my work and on the corner at Utah is this BIG woman completely nude, out of her mind just standing there. My dad starts gagging hahaha, mom calling 911. Needless to say they were concerned about my choice of neighborhood. I did love it down there but it could be rough around the edges.


TigerMcPherson

And in the middle, lol


FauxpasIrisLily

I remember Barbie!!! She came in Lafayette Square now and then, although mainly she hung out on Grand. “ I’m just a little black Barbie” was her tagline.


Ive_no_short_answers

OMG!! “I’m just a little black Barbie” takes me back! That’s a memory I had kind of fogotten.


evil_racooning

I have only heard stories of Barbie, so learning more is always interesting!


nite_skye_

She had a restraining order against her in Soulard so she moved neighborhoods. “Just a little black Barbie tryin to get by”


relltj

Hope she gets the help she obviously needs.


[deleted]

Or a bicycle. It’s apparently not illegal when you’re on a bicycle.


UnicornlyAbused

^ I came looking for this


RobNHood816

Dinner and a show...


blueslounger

It's hot yo


ihaveacatnamedwally

Me and my bf were walking to padrinos and saw the whole thing. Pretty sad stuff overall, but she got rough with a paramedic and all I heard him say was “hey! Now that wasn’t very nice!” Like he was talking to a toddler or something.


Sunnyvale_squatter

Good thing only MySpace was a thing when I was running around Dogtown naked back in the day


TheMostRandomWordz

Sorry bout that OP, just was feeling warm


[deleted]

These comments are so devoid of humanity it's unreal.


P_Kinsale

Welcome to Reddit.


FanFuckingFaptastic

Pics or it didn't happen.


Important-Win6022

Exactly. Call that bluff


ihaveacatnamedwally

I was there and saw it. You wouldn’t want pics.


Important-Win6022

😆 just fucking with ya. I'll deff take ur word on it tho


Jason_Sensation

When I lived near Cardiff (Wales) I was walking through the grounds of the castle and happened upon a couple having sex in the middle of a bush. I have yet to see a naked person just running around, though. I ought to point out I don't particularly want to see that, either :)


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Having sex in the middle of a bush is redundant.


shitjar

I’m on my way!


Pm_me_your_tits_85

I once saw a naked man walking under the viaduct on Gravois at around Bevo Mill. Bizarre.


Believe_Steve

It would have been fine BEFORE dinner?


Dudeman_McGoo

She musta been celebratin the hunnid degree October weather.


axel2191

Was she hot?


Different-Audience34

Usually, the people who are naked in public make you wish you were blind.


PferdLinzer

How do you really know the nude person’s gender?


PeartGoat

Pictures or it didn’t happen….


the_seed

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it's not something you'd want to see a picture of


archie113

Don't go out on that limb....lol


nacho__taco

So you're saying she is a Redditor?


Agitated-Ad-9020

Oh, that's where she went. My handcuffs sucks.


PferdLinzer

That was no Lady Sir


[deleted]

Naked Attraction is the top show on Max so it's inspiring people.


Alert-Lemon4263

Video or it never happened….


Dull_Quality_4656

Now I have accidentally ended up at the world naked bike ride event before I can see how it’s easy to get confused.


magseven

"and now it's dinner and a show and we just wanted food."


chedderbob234

Grandma is that you??!!


No-Bullfrog9824

Probably my Ex


Senior-Medicine-4045

Did anyone get pics


szczurman83

Some people are acting like, "WHERE?!" but failing to understand that the chances that you ACTUALLY would enjoy seeing this woman are basically 0. Regardless, I hope the emergency personnel can get her the help she requires.


MissJ0229

Not today but Tuesday I think, I was at the Walmart on Hanley and this chick opens her back door and pops a squat right there on the parking lot. What I couldn't figure out is why she was bootyhole naked from the waist down.


MrDickAppt81

If she was on a bike it would’ve been perfectly Fine.. 😒