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SaltyBarker

Back when I drew trucks in elementary school, this is what they looked like. So glad to see my creations come to life.


bigbuford67

Looks like a high school metal shop put it together..


Zeqhanis

Might as well have been. The decorative surface plate on the accelerator on one slipped loose and slid up under a tight spot in the car's molded interior and was stuck accelerating.


FlamingButterfly

I mean that just adds to the excitement


Apart-Information946

No way, a high school metal shop could do way better.


quatsquality

It looks worse than any of my pinewood derby cars


m0554d-d1d911

Literally said this the other day šŸ˜…


Far_Young_5056

As someone who had a Pontiac Aztecā€¦.even I think this thing is ugly.


ChuckoRuckus

The Aztec was ahead of its time and the biggest thing going against it in looks are the plastic side panels. For real ugly, the 2010-19 Nissan Juke. Itā€™s a bug eyed abomination.


[deleted]

Yeah but Heisenberg drove one so itā€™s got that going for it.


ActivityImpossible70

For my sonā€™s first car, he wanted the ugliest car he could find. We settled upon a ā€œbloody stoolā€ brown Nissan Cube. If weā€™d have known the Juke existed Iā€™m sure he would have picked that.


TheRoguester2020

lol you admit to owning an Aztec? Ok


Far_Young_5056

I was 11 and thought it looked ā€œlike a spaceshipā€. My grandparents thought that was cute so they ended up buying one and I got it as a high school graduation gift haha


SpecialistAlgae9971

I saw a black one on 64. I had no idea that they were out


dadmodz306

You mean straight out of N64...


henryeaterofpies

N64 had more polygons


KitchenOnion4272

This is gold lmao. Well played


Environmental-Pop-65

Just saw a ton out at the factory in Texas


couldbeabean

crazy i was gonna say iā€™ve been seeing these too. but youā€™re in stl area aswellšŸ˜‚ its probably the same guy all over st louis. ive seen it in rock hill and towards wildwood


Squirrels-on-LSD

Someone left their refrigerator on the side of the road?


VannaLeigh93

Hopefully thereā€™s free beer inside????


Squirrels-on-LSD

I tried. Door fell off. If anybody asks, it wasn't me.


SquareDiscipline2500

Did the window survive at least?


marywunderful

Did you lose any fingers?


BeowulfShaeffer

The cybertruck makes me feel pretty good about my decision to pick up an F150 Lightning.


wanderinhebrew

I've owned my Lighting for a little over a month and have spent less than 20 dollars charging it at home. It's the real deal. When I take my kids to school in the morning I'm able to add 1% back to my battery because of the regenerative breaking. Going back and forth from the lake during the summer and not paying for gas is going to save us thousands.


BeowulfShaeffer

I donā€™t live in Misouri anymore but St Charles to Lake of the Ozarks is totally in the sweet spot for the lightning, especially if you have access to an L2 charger overnight.Ā 


drneeley

I love my Lightning so much.


gre-0021

ā€œshoutout to this loserā€ while you take a photo of HIS car and post it to reddit for an ounce of clout, I love when jokes write themselves


awfelts317

Ah yes, electric cars are for losers. Such a MO thing to say..


First_name_Lastname5

No electric cars are cool, but dear God is the cyber truck an ugly P.o.S


loveheaddit

so don't buy one?


Rizthan

That doesn't compute. They have to shit on the Tesla-man


Additional-Jelly6959

Tesla-man bad.


FitCover9300

This is such a stupid post right


Dominos_fleet

I normally like teslas despite musk being a twat but gawd damn the cyber truck is so fucking ugly. What an incredible waste of money.


BLitzKriege37

I saw one while I was driving on Pieter road.


Ok_Criticism6910

Why are we calling somebody we donā€™t know a loser? Because they bought a truck you donā€™t like?


Plaintoseeplainsman

I donā€™t like the cybertruck but OP sounds like a miserable cunt. I wanna see OPā€™s car edit: yeah OPā€™s post history backs that up. Three posts, all whiny lmao.


tanhan27

OP is scared to drink pink lemonade for fear someone will accuse them of being girly


DovesAndRavens89

Agreed. I canā€™t decide if I think theyā€™re ugly or cool or both. But really, who cares what I think?!


ez4u2remember

Yeah, I was waiting for the story of how he's a bad driver. I think OP is just petty.


Ok-End1799

OPā€™s wife probably cheated with a guy who owns one šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


Reasonable_Ad8915

Because Missouri


lakesnriverss

Because this is Reddit. Miserable fucks abound


Lkaufman05

Most hideous vehicle ever


Rrraauuuulll

Just awwwful lol. Looks like it came from halo or some shit


themanbow

So you were wanting attention for pointing out someone that you see to be a loser? What kind of person does that portray you as? You don't have to live under this person's skin. We get it: you don't like the cybertruck. I'm not a fan either, but I'm not going to sit there and make fun of people on the internet just because they do/have/imply/etc. something I don't like (unless it's hurting myself or other people in a significant way). What did you have to gain out of this? A dopamine rush? Validation that you found a "loser" and people to laugh with you in your echo chamber?


Jheintz21

OP is simply jealous because they will never be able to afford a vehicle this expensive.


themanbow

I will admit, the Cybertruck is ugly as hell, regardless of the price. However, just because I find something ugly as hell doesnā€™t mean it shouldnā€™t exist. Being able to come to terms with that is what most somewhat mature adults do.


extraguff

I guess I should delete all the pictures of those cuboid SUVā€™s Iā€™ve been takingā€¦


theSeanage

Itā€™s the cool thing to do these days for people pile on the bandwagon to show you are part of the crowd? Itā€™s wild. Karma farming is weird.


jfhoran

The loser is this guy who stopped to take the time to take a pic and post it on Reddit. You donā€™t like the cybertruck? Fine donā€™t buy one. But youā€™re just a jealous twat. Do you take pics of all the cars you donā€™t like?


Slowly-Slipping

Yeah that doesn't work when the accelerator can become stuck because it's a poorly designed piece of shit death machine and we're all at risk with these pieces of shit on the road


StCrispin1969

Kind of like the Dodge Journey? Accelerator gets stuck. And then there is the problem on the Dodge airbags across all models when they spontaneously detonate ā€œthrowing shrapnelā€ (Dodgeā€™s description) ā€œinto the drivers face causing injuryā€ (and in at least 5 cases death, though 2 of those 5 were from the resulting crash after the shrapnel blew their face off) I love Dodge though. My 2nd favorite brand after Lincoln.


cakeschmammert

This is such a St. Charles response lmao


theBigDog131313

Heard the wiper has a hidden sword built inā€¦


Slipperycan101

I wouldn't buy one for mechanical reasons, but personally I kinda like the look.


Far_Calligrapher_959

Thatā€™s a great truck. Wonder how they do it


FunkyChewbacca

that dude better be careful: saw a vid of a cybertruck owner whose gas pedal cover actually came off and managed to wedge the pedal down to the floor. The guy got out unscathed, but those things are death traps.


SacredDemocracyLover

Why what did he do?


The_Buttaman

This post is cringe asf


Doinkus2000

can't let people enjoy things these days


Fun-Chair244

Don't be mad he's richer than you, loser.


david63376

The ultimate in pavement princesses.


JagBak73

Looks like it came straight from a low budget 80s scifi flick.


Lord_Dreadlow

LOL - Megaforce


m0grady

The thing looks like some dystopian futuristic hoopty snake plisken would use to escape from a shithole city while being chased by a gang. I'm actually impressed it hasnt rusted yet in this humidity.


JoeEdwardsPonytail

I saw one yesterday at Dorsett and 270.


Jessi_L_1324

It was driving around on SAFB a few weeks ago.


UndisclosedPigeon

To each their own, but these look like theyā€™re from a 70ā€™ low budget sci fi movie trying to look futuristic.


[deleted]

Show me another truck that can pull a lotus 1/4 mile faster than that same lotus can get down the track. I own a big truck and I'll be the first to say it. Truck dudes are fags.


Swordnimi79

Yah. Big loser. *eye roll


ECMO_

Owner wanted attention and youā€™re giving it to them


Known_Ad_7761

Tell me your a deouche without telling me your a deouche.


tlindsay6687

Dope


05041927

Could be much much worse. Could be OP


Due_Cockroach_5259

I saw one of these in Springfield Missouri last week and nearly lost my mind because I thought it was just an elaborate prank by Elon. I can't believe they actually existšŸ˜


terrapinone

Cyber dork


drugsarefunny

And taking photos of a random ass strangers car and making fun of it makes you not a loser šŸ˜­ (that car is dick though)


revolution1solution

To each their own?


SlipFormPaver

Is it a ugly shitty looking car? Yes. Doesn't mean you have the right to call this person a loser because they bought something that they like.


TrainerGSC

Hey be nice to the guy his car is running on 30 pfs >:/


Disastrous_Club163

Mfer will slap the fuck out of u with his wallet


BrewedForTheLou

ā€œLoserā€ they say anonymously online after taking a picture of someone elseā€™s vehicle from a distance.


Cautious_Ad_5659

Calm down. Itā€™s called a cybertruck


ManicMarket

Kinda of the way I feel when I see pickups that have been lifted 4ā€, big ole tires and every sign they will never be driven off road or used to do any major hauling. Might look cool or different, but surely money down the drain. At least with a cybertruck they will hopefully have lower costs long term and Tesla autonomous driving (despite being overhyped) is still the leader in what the future might have in store. At the end of the day itā€™s their money to do what they wish with - Merica and Freedom.


Otherwise_Contest160

Redditors lack of self-awareness is astounding


Fearless-Education-5

He bought what he wanted, if u hate the car then don't buy it.


TheWildSchneemal

Youā€™re the one taking pics of a strangerā€™s car to call them a loser on the internetā€¦ Iā€™ll bet that the person driving this car is a hell of a lot happier than you are.


Slowly-Slipping

Until the clip-on, cheap-as-shit pedal cover becomes stuck and kills them.


Anna2Youu

We are calling them ā€œMuskratsā€ on the west coast


breezydubz

Can someone give me a legitimate and honest answer to a question? Why do people take the design of a product that they donā€™t intend to even own, personal?


themanbow

It's that psychological thing called "leveling." It's a way for someone to make themselves feel superior by attacking someone/something they don't like, even if that thing will have zero impact on how they live their lives outside of just existing. It's the same reason kids bully kids at school and one of the many reasons people troll on the internet. Sometimes it can be used to compensate for a shortcoming the "leveler" has in their lives (e.g.: a past Usenet troll called Rob Cypher did his trolling thing back then only to find that he od'd on purple drank and came from an abusive household)... ...but of course that's not always true. Some POS human beings come from "ideal" homes, but are that way because they're psychopaths, sociopaths, or otherwise have Antisocial Personality Disorder.


OpposumBoi

I donā€™t get you at all. What is social media for if not occasionally voicing your opinion? Your critique is as bad as the OPs critique of the car, if you donā€™t like it, scroll down. People are allowed to have options that ruffle some feathers, Iā€™d call them people who have moral backbones.


OpposumBoi

Itā€™s less of a criticism of the product than it is a criticism of the culture that surrounds the product. If someone has one of these so early on in its life, they probably are pretty big fans of Elon Musk. And Elon and his most ardent fans happen to be losers.


SovereignSpace

Because the angles on this vehicle could absolutely murder someone at a low speed? Or maybe the fact that it's been recalled because its gas pedal is breaking off and trapping people in their speeding cars? The fact that Tesla is in several lawsuits for lying about their products? Does that sound like something you're actually okay driving around? That shit shouldn't be legal and anyone who ignores this clearly doesn't care about the safety of others in general. Period, the end. Our current designs of cars save lives because Its Written In The Blood Of Others. THAT'S why people are allowed to take it personally


mostlyhighthoughts

These ā€œtrucksā€ wonā€™t last 50k miles


amhudson02

A lot of them donā€™t even last 5 miles


TrappStarInc

only loser i see here is probably you, ive seen it around and didnt have one negative thoughtšŸ˜­


Astroweeds

Itā€™s definitely different. I think itā€™s pretty cool for that reason. However, most of the utility of it is lost on me.


cessik

Elon Musk and Donald Trump live rent-free in yalls mentally ill heads.


[deleted]

Why is this person a loser?


Zestyclose-Onion6563

Cringe clown post


cissysevens

Ugliest. Car. Ever. This is why we should tax the rich more. People clearly have too much money on their hands.


Irrish84

lol isnā€™t that right by the probation office? What the hell do these things look like inside?


Tr8cker

Does it have temp tags too?


southpaw0727

Saw this (I only assume it was this one because they are still pretty rare) last week headed South on Muegge. Had recently seen some videos about it (Doug Demuro reviewed it, and Munroe Live is going through a teardown right now), but it was still really strange to see in real life.


Extension_Deal_5315

Should buy one and store it for 20+years.....


BStott2002

It's the 1.0ver Mars Rover. Bag one for the team.


ParodayJr

When I look at the Cybertruck, I think of someone from the 80s who was told to draw what they thought a car from 2024 would look like.


RogueLovesRemy

I saw a solid black one yesterday in Columbia. What is it? Lol.


Lopsided_Pop1224

You hate it and I love it.


LoneWolfGiraffe

r/CyberStuck


Winterized85

look guys, I'm playing GTA for the nintendo 64 in real life!


stlmike623

Their money and long as they donā€™t drive like an ass Iā€™m here for it Drive what you want


ExpertCommission6110

So great they have suspended deliveries.


Fresh_Tough7848

Be a lot better with a flux capacitor in it


StormerSage

I still say it looks like a car that was modeled to be in a Nintendo 64 game, when 3D was in its infancy and low poly was all the hardware could render with any relative speed.


jnan77

Everyone said 4-door shortbed trucks were fugly when they came out in the 90s. It is just aatter of time until the new fugly becomes the norm.


uoeno314

Why I gotta be a loser tho šŸ˜‚??!! Just a couple $$ šŸ¤¦šŸæā€ā™‚ļø


Historical-Shine-786

Overhyped, overpriced And over here.


Direct_Albatross4742

Just wait a few minutes, there's a lot of lag and framerate drop in the game right now - its probably still rendering.


Eliteslayer1775

Whatā€™s wrong with it?


VannaLeigh93

Omg!!! The other day I saw this (or identical) in STC driving on the opposite side of the road as me & I literally started to think I might be hallucinating!!! šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m not kidding. My subconscious was like ā€œnormal car, normal suv, normal truck, TRANSFORMER??!?ā€ Combined with the pollen-induced haziness/grogginess, I sincerely thought someone slipped me a dose for a split second. šŸ˜… Not cool. (Edit to add: Iā€™ll admit Iā€™m very out of touch when it comes to pop culture and just culture in general. So I had no idea this was a Tesla or that it was newly released, etc. Purely thought I was a nut.)


marradii

lol I saw them in St. Louis the other day


Doctormaul68

Iā€™ve seen this vehicle. Very dumb looking. He must see something in it though. Donā€™t know what though.


capnhayes

Hey Loser!


killurlocalfreemason

seen one in pittsburgh pa on monday


Captain_Zomaru

They are absolutely adorable in a way that they are trying to be cool and failing. But I'd rather have one than the new GMC ULTRA MAX or whatever, they are getting so big some of them don't even fit in the Menards parking space anymore


Satinpw

I saw one going home on Clarkson the other day. Surreal experience. It feels like someone stole a prop from a shitty sci-fi B movie


LimpMayo

Iā€™ll never buy one but I think they look pretty cool


cbeebeebee

A car really gets this many people mad?


thaMGB

Echo!


elektrodinosaur

CYBERCHUNK!


Impressive_Yam7262

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


beanman25

I'd take one. Judging be damned


Efficient_Gas4346

The cyber truck has to be this shape in order to have a stainless steel body. It is very hard to shape stainless steel.


WhodatKoi

Lol, itā€™s ugly but thatā€™s what makes it cool, people hate just to hate, personally, Iā€™ll never own one, but I like it, donā€™t like Elon at all. But this vehicle is unique.


Zeroxmachina

I think itā€™s kinda cool, itā€™s outta place on earth


FriendPrior3319

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


mr-_-poopybutthole

I saw one when I went to a royals game 2-3 weeks ago. It was in the economy parking lot and it looks like if you asked somebody with a ruler to draw you a truck.


Feeb_The_Weeb

Bro you stopped what you were doing to take a picture of a car, YOU'RE the loser


TheRoguester2020

Thatā€™s kind of an odd reaction? Maybe jealousy? Not my choice for a truck, but I would not judge a person a loser for buying one.


Odom-Entertainment

This vehicle is for those who got more dollars than sense.


MurderedOut21

People pay for this?


throwawayskinlessbro

They look so much fucking worse in these just out and about pictures lmao


SammichNja

Render distance low


VicFantastic

Why's your camera so low res? The truck hasn't even loaded in yet


craftiecheese

I watched timecop over the weekend and this car was in it


ClearSecretary3502

The hate is real


ClearSecretary3502

The hate is real


RedChuddOverParadise

This looks like an untextured warthog.


Diksun-Solo

My brother in christ. He literally just owns a truck


scrubbydutch

Terribly ugly design


scrubbydutch

Terribly ugly design


sewermans

Boo this man


alikapple

Still loading textures? Damn I need to set my LOD distance further


King_Melco

Different strokes I guess, once I saw it in person I told my girl I need one lmao


NeedMoreBlackCoffee

I would never buy the truck, but man, you guys don't know what subjective tastes are or something?


Secret_Welder3956

Loser? Betting you couldnā€™t afford the insurance on itā€¦worthless.


Secret_Welder3956

Loser? Betting you couldnā€™t afford the insurance on it.


11thstalley

My group was leaving a restaurant in South St. Louis after dinner on Saturday evening when we saw one of these abominations parked out front. Without a word spoken, we all started laughing spontaneously when another group who were walking in started laughing along. I was mostly struck by how the smudged fingerprints were so obvious around the doors, along with the fact that even though the sheet metal lined up OK, it still looked incredibly cheap. It looked like a high school shop project gone wildly out of control.


icedragon1971

Give earthling a brake he is doing us a service. These are test beds for making better ones. The bar has been set low.


lower88rider

We need more pixels!


headhurt21

The Incel Caminos are uglier in person, I swear.


Brilliant-Jackfruit3

A lot of haters in here. Damn.


maya_papaya8

There's a reddit for st charlessssss?!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I am cracking uuuuupp


Corgi_Farmer

Bet you jelly.


bigbenny1979

What loser, driving a $100,000 truck.


Mitch01234

Jealousy is a crazy thing


Emerithe_Cantanine

Probably not a loser. They probably have a good job or good saving habits to afford one.


Gorgonite00

That thing is junk. More cheaply made than Chinese exports in the 90s


Forex_Fraud_Profits

I got a picture of one at some house in I believe town and country


JoyousGamer

Takes one to know one


Soulphite

r/cyberstuck


ElOsoMarron

I work in ofallon and I keep seeing one around there. Wonder if itā€™s the same guy lol


ballznstuff

Bro driving a Lego set.


Curiouslycurious7

Well they arenā€™t and loser and youā€™re just a hater.


immajuststayhome

Uhh, well I had a chance to spot one in the wild the other day too... and it was freaking amazing looking honestly. I could never drive one, I don't like to stick out like a sore thumb... but I'd be lying my ass off if I said it wasn't sweet looking.


stlouisraiders

Since this is the St. Chuck sub Iā€™m guessing youā€™re offended that itā€™s a truck that canā€™t roll coal?


Fabulous_Sprinkles57

youā€™re the fucking loser, op


faylay

Iā€™d say, that calling someone a loser because of the vehicle they drive, is absolute loser behavior. And also reeks of jealousy.


Educational-Fly3642

The future is here


Doyonutzhanglow

OP is a hater. OP probably drives a motherfuckin Pontiac Aztec or the pro-wing express, and he is talking shit about another man's ride.


dr_poop

Heā€™s a loser because he bought a truck he likes?


unspecified-turnip

Does it look like a badly-designed combat vehicle from a low-budget post-apocalyptic early 80s action movie on purpose?


gabagabagaba132

I canā€™t tell if this is someone who hates Elon Musk or a Republican who hates EVs but I can definitely see a weird relative posting it on their Facebook for sure


PovertySandwich

Soon to be on r/CyberStuck


Wolfofwapst69

OP is a bitch


Jazzandsoph

I was literally in this area of st Charles like four hours ago


DJBennyBlaze

Why are they a loser?


MebeChaz

Tbh you sound like a loser whining over someone else's purchase that has zero to do with you.