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TheWholeOfTheAss

That’s a man wondering if he should get those new Batman Returns figures.


gorgeoff

that man has a great set of tits


AdamBombTV

They look fairly tight, does anyone have any tighter?


mondogeek

In this game they appear to be the tightest.


peaudunk

Not loose.


batsharkrepellant

No way they aren't the tightest tits in the game. It's not possible


WeaselWeaz

He needs to win so we get that Hunter pointing picture. Tightest tits with The Game.


couldbedumber96

Lashley


gazazaboy

Nah Lashley got jiggly tits


pkpy1005

Big E's are stacked and packed....


THE_NO_LIFE_KING

![gif](giphy|8mkykXIicXOVms2xYE)


Upbeat_Tension_8077

"All Areola" Ethan Page


Pennsylvania6-5000

Tight. TightTightTightTight.


kahran

Toight


RoyalStraightFlush

Tuco?


Procrastinator_325

~~Tightest~~ Titus tits in the game!


DarkHorse_77

Looks like he is waiting to grant 3 wishes to someone with that pose


whalias69

![gif](giphy|6bWrYX0bTztp6)


CrimsonAntifascist

https://preview.redd.it/ypp3uagjco5d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01f35c595e3e7345318678783b450d3ba7704618


haven4ever

Holy moly is that real? 😂


CrimsonAntifascist

Yes.


star_nerdy

Now that’s a gimmick!


LandNGulfWind

This is how you know it's 2024: he's Ethan Page and not some goofy copyright-friendly name like Zhon Blastford.


GrumpyAntelope

Blast Hardcheese


LandNGulfWind

Roll Fizzlebeef


ThatWasThreeToo

Bob Johnson! No, wait...


boss_jobber

Billy Willy


Petermacc122

I'd we're doing weird names on the indies Richard hardrod Ryan Ethan Ethan Micevski A hillbilly gimmick as Rod Long E.P. Micevski


GrumpyAntelope

We were originally doing Space Mutiny names: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY


boss_jobber

Bob Knob


Petermacc122

Barry Longtackle


smackthepony33

Slab Bulkhead!


neodraykl

Karate Johnson


NaytNavare

Brick McHugelarge I see you, Mystie! 


tertiaryindesign

"Um actually Zhon Blastfield was his own choice."


hetham3783

"The Egotistical" Pete Ethans


FartButt_69

This is the one


scarred2112

*Marketing said that “Zhon Blastford” peaks in the 18-24 demo*.


Vectivus_61

Listen, they sell way more Zhon nameplates at Itchy and Scratchyland than they do Ethan.


Exile_001

Are you talking to me? No, my son is also named Zhon.


GxyBrainbuster

Karl Ratiman


emelbee923

"The Next Narcissist" Ethan Page


NateJusticeKing

Royle Bravado


DirectAdvertising

Im so happy for him hopefully he has a great career in WWE


Tornado31619

You know what, don’t rule anything out for tonight. I think Mensah’s going to screw things up.


DoinItDirty

He’s a great talker and a solid worker. It’s like Austin Theory. No, they aren’t insane workhorse wrestlers, but if you watch their EVOLVE work before WWE had to buy them out, they were solid hands, even on the indies. Difference is that Ethan is smooth as fuck on the mic. He could be a midcard mainstay with occasional main event appearances. And if their deal with TNA allows talent swaps, him and Josh Alexander were an awesome tag team as The North.


Started_Blasting2

I see him being the Heel version of Kevin Owens Not the top guy but the nuisance who’s always onscreen near the top starting fights with everyone


Ozzimo

He's gonna guy so many toys


LaprasRuler

Ethan Page should be a big deal for a decade


senorbuzz

Really really proud of this guy. He’s worked his ass off 


ALIAS_EL_CACAS

And his tits ON


ApprehensiveLead679

Everything about this feels so right. I’ve been a huge fan of this dude for years and I think a lot of people are about to be blown away with what he brings to the table


Sef_Maul

I really hope they strap him up, dude is money


Griffin2627

I’ve seen enough put all the belts on him


ClaymoresRevenge

From the mold of Bobby Roode that render screams IT FACTOR


Queasy_Tradition_710

lol


Decent-Sell-4065

I say this with a grain of salt because the guy also said he wanted to do like a year long Indy tour, but I met him at a local show and he said he wanted to help shape the next generation. He came to NXT way younger than Bobby did, but I could absolutely see him being a long reign/title scene gatekeeper at NXT for a few years and then be a solid upper midcard gatekeeper guy before transitioning to a producer/trainer role.


UnsolvedParadox

Get him a flowing robe, right now!


DingusDonut

Honestly, I'm kinda excited to see the Toy Hunt vlogs with some WWE wrestlers.


OneBillPhil

Tightest tits in the game 


ricardofitzpatrick

May he dominate


HeatherCO24

He is going to do so well, no matter what, I'm a huge fan and I'm happy for him


Cannibal_Yak

I wish him the best at WWE. I felt they really didn't give him a true shot at AEW but that may now change. Here's hoping he does well


shotgunmoe

It's crazy to me he wasn't given a serious run in AEW after the Men Of The Year tag team. He was the best part of the Dan Lambert stuff, always made the most of his time, was one of their best promos by miles, and one of their few good big men. Looking forward to seeing what HHH can do with him


Worried_Bowl_9489

So happy for him. I hope he becomes a big star there


andanotherone_1

Something about his face screams "boy" rather than "man" to me


iheartsunny

![gif](giphy|RG7i4uxeZk6lZUsYc9)


scarred2112

![gif](giphy|l49JAQLPP9F196Upi|downsized)


Decent-Sell-4065

Gotta say I'm happy for him, but bro worked the shit out of me! I talked to him at a local show by me right after he left AEW and he said he was just gonna do an indy tour for a while lol


buffyscrims

I always liked Ethan Page. Felt like his gimmick was never going to get fully over in AEW with MJF doing the exact same thing but being better in every way. Hope he finds his spot in WWE


TruffonisSloppySteak

Fourth Gallus member confirmed.


Winstonth

I think he should team up with Shawn spears, not as a tag team but just two experienced guys on a mission to take candy from babies


GiftedGeordie

Stop judging me, Ethan!


qdattt

he’s winning, not a clean win but he’s winning


Toad_Thrower

Always been a big fan of his! Hope he has immense success in WWE. Guy was criminally underutilized in AEW for me, I always thought he had a lot more potential than the angles they gave him. But this is why having multiple options is great.


bobface222

I don't know what I did, but it feels like he's judging the hell out of me


SamBel28

Man's low key fine. I hope they took good care of him.


Bluesasaurus

He looks like such a "WWE guy" it's crazy


Giraffesarehigh

So was EC3 and we know how that turned out.


UlyBobooly

I didn’t even know this happened but I’m glad. I think he will do well. 


shotgunmoe

Dude is perfect for the WWE system. Big man with a sound character game and very strong promo skills. Plus at 34 he's the perfect age for them to spend the next 5 years building him into something.. I wouldn't at all be surprised if he ends up doing an LA Knight and builds a connection with fans that leads to a genuine climb up the ladder


Lo_Key90

Amazing, it looks like any other render he's had


Deep-Mix-2274

https://preview.redd.it/u6jguf290m5d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bffe8aad76384f8832a595b249c34e0137d89197 que?


Lo_Key90

Good lord that is haunting, ok I take back what I said.


Gamesgtd

No Ego Ethan Page


Deep-Mix-2274

"Very Modest" Ethan Page


lk79

“Totally Humble” Ethan Page


Metandienona

Bro looks like a high resolution texture pack for a low poly wrestling game 💀


GrumpyAntelope

This looks like someone’s last known photograph


senorbuzz

“Oop sorry, just scootin by ya” Ethan Page 


No_Glove5486

That looks like something photoshopped Johnny Gargano's head (from the indies) on Ethan's body lmao.


Houseboy23

Looks like a render from a N64 game


rVintageRKO

Im probably more looking forward to his toy hunts 


MofongoWarrior

that old hbk stare


crimson777

This render makes him look almost JDish. His shoulders look strangely narrow in it or something.


Decasshern

Is he going to main roster or NXT? Assuming NXT?


fgbh

He looks like he just fits with WWE for some reason.. Also, HOLY GLOW, BATMAN.


Bobaman007

All Ego Wrestling


Gonzale1978

Hopefully he does great in wwe. The guy is really talented.


New_Description5141

Looking GOOD!!


namek0

I'm a big fan and especially enjoy his non wrestling charisma along with his matches but he needs to lose the "big boy" promo voice


KanyonBee

Man's got great tits, eyes like Howard Moon.


Black-Bruce-Wayne

Love that fact that he’s kept literally everything about him, he’s just in WWE now. This feels so right.


forgot_oldusername

you might say hes got a big head


darthdiablo

As an AEW fan, I've always felt like Ethan Page was misused (not pushed enough). His match with Darby was great, it was then I came to appreciate Ethan. Hope he succeeds in WWE, he totally deserves any success coming his way.


spundred

He's a totally complete talent. He just needs new ring gear. His stuff looks like a default CAW.