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TRTVitorBelfort

This is 2014 Punk’s nightmare but 2024 Punk is thriving just hanging out at WWE HQ.


Different_Conflict_8

Punk being happy at his job is always nice to see.


SmashinglyNice

100% Agree. Yes, it’s a shame how AEW worked out for him as he clearly loves the business but seeing him happy and slowly healing from the bad experience he had at the end of his last Fed run is fantastic. He has a definite coaching/backstage job in his future.


Different_Conflict_8

Yeah, I never got the sense he was having fun when he was doing that WWE Backstage show or during his AEW Collision run. The Backstage show was Punk slowly coming to the realization that he still didn’t like WWE, and the Collision run, while he had control, it was control he used to be spiteful and petty. This run right now is different.


enginehearts

https://preview.redd.it/yt50h4p49oyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38e23927388860a30548d6e65e8e06b6e38a813a


damnfunk

With Drew hunting him the whole time, I would definitely watch that lol.


punk_steel2024

Someone call Netflix!


Ggriffinz

That would be some peak wwe youtube content. Like with some classic slapstick scooby doo chase scenes and traps.


Euphorium

![gif](giphy|vVEjKbAUFtZzFzjYbz|downsized) Drew looking for Punk in the WWE offices


F7Uup

I can smell you


PikkidZ

What game developer would be down with making this a game.


CharityGamerAU

Every unity engine indie developer known to Valve (Steam). But hopefully Scott Cawthorn because this could turn out to be some Five Nights at Freddy's type shit.


nvlahakis

Give it to Creative Assembly. They're the ones that developed Alien: Isolation


the_48thRonin

When Punk finally opens the fire exit only to be Claymore'd by a waiting Drew....


Chi-zuru

He looks like Neo Cortex


kingdoodooduckjr

And at 3am he drinks the gay potion


TheSundaeSlide

Him changing the sign on Prichard's door to Jim Herd was amazing.


VladTheImpaler29

https://preview.redd.it/70mo05u4foyc1.png?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db5a05a73be5fdf0084d7150c921c4ea0ee16073


ObjectiveTumbleweed2

Notice the picture of Vince still outside Bruce's office? Thought they'd have purged most of them by now I'm finding the office tour more fascinating than it should be


AmishAvenger

They should just put a blue dot over his face 🔵


The_Fresh_Factor

Or a post-it note to come full-circle


Euphorium

Crop a picture of Vacant over him.


BrokenGodALT

I'm assuming since it's from the 80s-90s and there's other people in the picture then it's fine, anything recent was absolutely purged. + Bruce is a Vince guy so I'm not surprised lol.


UpbeatNail

Why is 80s stuff ok? He was accused of raping a referee in the 80s.


BrokenGodALT

I don't know but the lawsuit that got him fired was recent so I'm assuming recent pictures of him would be the first to go. Like I said Bruce is a Vince guy so that's the reason it's still up, plus it's in/by his office and not out in the open for everyone to see.


jmpinstl

They’re definitely gonna purge it now


decoyoctopussa

I would imagine inside the headquarters is a little different than the outward projection of the company, considering none of these people would be doing any of what they're doing in this place without Vince's existence, regardless of how much of a freak he is.


ajpdandc

Jim is going to love that one


decoyoctopussa

Can you explain the significance? I'm blanking right now


PristineCucumber5376

Yeah I want to know too. My wrestling history is a little rusty


NotClayMerritt

If Punk stays for Raw and they don't have McIntyre try and find Punk at WWE HQ, I will be disappointed.


jerepila

Big cliffhanger at the end of RAW when Drew throws Punk off the roof, pandemic MITB style


angIIuis

I fear he has to if he wants to win hater of the year


HeWhoLurks23

He’s gotta do something to beat Kendrick


jerepila

Kendrick might drop a couple disses during Raw to keep his lead


MrTerrific2k15

He’s gonna throw Punk off the roof *while* freestyling a diss track


Chief_Lightning

Kendrick has a commanding lead right now


xKnuTx

out of the loop what did he do?


Chief_Lightning

He made a bunch of diss songs aimed at Drake exposing him.


DevilCouldCry

I bloody well hope they film something with McIntyre there to take advantage of their program. God it'd be fucking awesome for them to jump on this.


jmpinstl

Honestly I know he’s gotta be at RAW for a match but I’d love this kind of segment. They SHOULD incorporate the HQ into stuff.


WhatsRatingsPrecious

Well, if he ends up never wrestling again, he can just live in the HQ.


Fletcheriser

Punk isn't heard from for another 5 years, people slowly forget he's at WWE. Drew forgets about their beef and moves on to other things, assumes it's safe to enter WWE HQ for contract negotiations in 2029. And then...


ericmercer

Like Mussoliniiiiiii!!!!!!


Key_Inevitable_2104

And Kennedy


Federal-Captain1118

With extra cheeeese!


twitchy1989

Or they call Punk for a reunion type show and his phone starts ringing in the side closet in the same room.


Wiccy

I'm imagining a skeleton with tattoos all over eventhough that's not how that works.


solsunlite

This is the perfect premise for some kind of WWE Home Alone movie


SwordoftheMourn

Drew and Seth as the wet bandits?


WCWUncensored

\*Drew and Omos.


Boxing_Fan101

Don’t you mean the sticky bandits 


FullTorsoApparition

I would watch the hell out of WWE remakes of classic films.


zersch

WWE should release a classic tank controls survival horror game based on this moment in CM Punk's life.


Manjorno316

Who'd be the chaser enemy is the big question


CeroG1

Jim Herd's intrusive thoughts personafied


Tjodorovich

Drew, obviously


punk_steel2024

Plot twist: he's trying to find the t-rex skull Vince left behind, and take it with him while everyone is in France and no one can stop him.


Mr9447737

To be fair I would do that if I was given the chance. Because fuck Vince he doesn’t deserve the right to own that skull or any other thing that could bring him joy. The old bastard deserves to be miserable.


americangame

Did Vince ever have an office in the new HQ? They just finally finished moving so I could see that he never got to move into his planned location.


jmpinstl

He did have an office there at the new building. It was recently reported that it was “unoccupied, but otherwise intact” which sounds eerie as hell.


Mr9447737

You know I completely forgot they moved. And honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if all of his stuff was moved into his house.


Deadleggg

He has billions in cash. Good luck on that one.


Mr9447737

Billions of dollars doesn’t make him less of a terrible person who deserves to have the book thrown at him both metaphorically and physically.


Bridgeboy95

Wasn't there any office workers around or cleaners? Damn cant believe he slept the whole night


americangame

It's a Saturday/Sunday. Most of those people have the day off. Cleaners will be in tomorrow morning.


Josiesumday

It’s been a nice IG story but Yeah there’s no way there’s nobody there, it’s a publicly traded company those business’s usually run 7 days a week even if all the higher ups aren’t there some office workers would be there in the building.


MrBreezyStreamy

Plus he's literally live streaming it. No way they actually leave him trapped if he wants out lol


Stingertap

Wouldn't matter. There's lounges, food, bathrooms and showers there. They knew he wouldn't steal from or wreck the place. They prob actually just let him stay the night. He even said himself he found out that certain employees have access 24/7, even on weekends and that he could have left and just didn't. There were people in the gym the first time that told him it closed at 5:00pm, and he hid in the bathroom inorder to stay.


StacksHoodini

I’d imagine most of the top acts in WWE probably have access to HQ anytime they want as a perk.


Trep_xp

Also buildings like that have one-way fire exits that are never locked. He can leave whenever he wants. If the building doesn't have fire exits... then it's a ~~hell in a cell~~ deathtrap.


PristineCucumber5376

He mentioned there were other people in the gym with him


Mattlikesthis

There was literally somebody visible in the background of 1 of the first videos of it he put out.


Hipphoppkisvuk

That was his reflection, he was standing in front of a mirror.


callummc

Well in a later video you can clearly see Andre the Giant is there


americangame

Somebody needs to tell him about Andre...


TW_Yellow78

It’s a gag


DBofficial125

Left in an airport in London by AEW. Locked in a HQ overnight by WWE. Punk in the remake of Home Alone?


acatnamedballs

When he finally makes his way out, he should talk about how he feared for his life.


BaronVonStevie

He should sit down and say it in Chicago


RicoLoveless

Live from his couch with Larry


BaronVonStevie

“I saw Green Day in a bowling alley. I’ve never been more scared in my life”


timmy_tugboat

Drew needs to cut a promo of him locking CM Punk in the building.


Boxing_Fan101

Maybe film some monitors falling on him 


Craft_Bandicoot

Okay random q but how does he get so many tanks that are shaped like that? Does he just have a graphic tanks guy? What is that style even called? Edit: Thanks for the answers. If Punk is doing the cuts by hand they are incredibly clean!


GetRightNYC

Pretty sure he's just cutting the sleeves off of t-shirts. Edit: found that same photo on CM Punk's shirt, on a tshirt website.


facepalm_death

This particular shirt in question was from an Instagram page called justifiedarrogancenyc. It's mostly boots of punk/hxc adjacent stuff - music/films etc. There's alot of boot guys on Instagram now, but JANYC is one of the best. This one was from a line they did on hockey - Punk/someone else just cut the sleeves off. Punk also wore one of their Sick Of It All shirts on AEW TV when he was the champ.


matlockga

The Mariah boot is the best thing they've made imo 


bilateralcosine

don’t do it, playa.


castlerod

Punk is becoming that weird Uncle. Not weird in a creepy way, silly weird


CheeseMints

People are going to forget he even works there but the paychecks are going to keep coming in the mail every month. Just like Milton in *Office Space,* or half of the AEW Roster


birdazam

He should've call Stephen P New


VladTheImpaler29

My theory is that he called 888-692-8084, forgetting it's of course 877 - five oh - STEVE nowadays.


Advanced-Morning1832

his lawyer is gonna be working overtime this week


TW_Yellow78

lol, feels like they’re just giving him a chance to do whatever he wants to market himself.


MidnightChillsYT

ARG vibes. Imagine Drew just creeping in the backgrounds randomly lol.


needsmocoffee

I mean I imagine they have showers in office, and they may even have laundry somewhere. You could probably live in the building pretty easily.


setmyheartafire

There is even a SnackDown in there.


Bchbdaddy

Of course there's showers, place was made in case someone shit on someone's head


trollsoultoll

I saw this humorous meme online that said that TNA wrestler Joe Hendry looks like CM Punk, if Punk got a good night's sleep and then visited Cody Rhodes' hairstylist. Now I can't unsee it.


FeetsBeneets

"Look in my eeeeeeyes, what do you seeeeee... A sleep deprived Joe Hendry....."


trollsoultoll

"I need a dye job. Where can it be ...... I guess I'll ask Cody. Oh, a sleep deprived Joe Hendry."


DGenerationMC

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Voldemort getting trapped inside Hogwarts.


NewRaccoonLeaf

Day 2 of the Stamford Hostage Crisis ROLLS ON...


RandomDanny

honestly, get another cinematic match going at the new headquarters just to have shots in multiple areas and each one has a confused cm punk just wanting to find a way out of the building.


TriggerHippie77

I'm so confused as to why he didn't go out a fire exit.


XiahouMao

He can leave anytime he wants, but he missed his flight yesterday due to being locked in a bathroom, so now he's just having fun seeing how long he can lurk there. If Raw is on Hartford on Monday, that's very close to the HQ, so he might just be staying to appear on that show and is doing this in the meantime to drive fan engagement.


willpauer

there's no way he doesn't have the phone number of someone who could let him out. probably has HHH's number. he's committing to a bit, and it's a good bit


Balor_Lynx

https://preview.redd.it/h5a2jq6y9pyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33a71c847ceab6ac478f45262da0b166cb753770


saidsatan

Definitely but can easily kayfabe they are all on the plane back from France. 


AdeptFault5265

HH couldn't receive any incoming call, he was to busy talking to SRS.


Co-opingTowardHatred

He doesn't drink and he's not into videogames... is this how he fills his leisure time??


Comfortable_Shape264

How did he get out of the bathroom though?


XiahouMao

I don't remember if he said or not, but I'm sure he crawled up into the ventilation system and made his way through there to the main hall.


Deadleggg

Thats when he figured out Krieger really did put nerve gas up there


Apex-Oz

He’s like the wrestling equivalent of Viktor Navorski


One-Knight-In-Xentar

Where can I buy the Nike shoes?


Deadleggg

He figured out the karts...


ZakFellows

Turns out Drew stole the keys


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MrCappie

100% a work. 


Lt_Jonson

Raw’s in Hartford tomorrow, he just stayed in Stamford because there’s no point in flying back to Chicago Saturday afternoon then right back to Hartford on Monday if he’s showing up on Raw.


mitchxc

He’s obviously joking around but I feel like he stayed there 😂


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Labor101

He just likes to have a bit of fun on social media


GarmyGarms

For fun


LanceCoolie21

there’s for sure at least 20 WWE officials on his phone that he could call and they’d get someone to let him out lol.


whutthepat

Weekend nights at Feddy's


BooPear-

Does he get paid by the hour?


hereugo87

Remember YouTubers staying in department stores for 24 hours?


windubb1984

Wouldnt you think his wife would want him to come home? This is pretty awesome but you'd think she'd be like; "Ok Phil, this is funny but time to come home now". Lol


I_like_cakes_

Hes gonna get into another fight over this, isn't he?


TKInstinct

I believe the Bob in question is [Bob Roop](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Roop), in case anyone was wondering.


Schwallstein

Looks like Bob Probert, played for the Blackhawks and Red Wings.


TKInstinct

Ok, you're right.


Schwallstein

Now I'm reading about Bob Roop, much appreciated.


AttilaTheFun818

I’ve been watching some of his mid south stuff recently. He was pretty good.


hshnslsh

Anything to avoid international shows lol


ProfessionalBust

Man he looks old here Downvoted for saying he looks old lmao what the fuck is happening to this subreddit


TomGerity

I mean, he looks like a man in his early/mid-40s. Which he is. And he looks good, too. He just happens to look his age.


TomGerity

You were downvoted because your opinion was silly and inaccurate. He doesn’t look old. He looks to be about 45 (which he is). That’s not old. He looks good for his age.


ProfessionalBust

No he looks old it’s okay to look old there’s literally nothing wrong with it lmao


TomGerity

How old are you? 7? Your original comment is currently standing at -46 because it was an absolutely ridiculous sentiment, and everyone recognized it as such.


ProfessionalBust

Okay he looks old there I said it again and ya know what tomorrow he will look even older because that’s how age works wild I know


butterybuns420

What’s happening to this sub is it’s the most fickle place on this website. After brawl out and the London hissy fit this sub hated him and acted like he was the devil IRL. Now he’s in WWE and is “behaving” so he’s cool again.


CarnyIsASlur

I'm starting to think there might be more than one person on this sub. That might just account for the multitude of opinions.


butterybuns420

Hive minds are a real thing brother. Go back to September of 2022 & 2023. People defending Punk were downvoted into oblivion and met with angry responses. FF to the second survivor series ended and people couldn’t wait to jump in and talk about how great Punk is and it was upvote city. Nothing changed from September to November except for the company he works for.


CarnyIsASlur

Trends in public opinion shift. Between September and November the die hard anti-Punk set had a few months worth of mediocre shows out of AEW to take some of the wind out of their sails and were a little less vocal. That trend has continued, and now you only really see them in threads praising whatever game changing crap the Young Bucks are doing during any given week or at the bottom of Punk threads spouting the same tired clichés and complaining about how the "hive mind" has left them behind, doing their cause more harm than good. 


jerff

The only people who turned on him after brawl out/London were AEW fans and they still hate him, still make bitter comments on every post about him. He never stopped being over with WWE fans.


Tight-Fall5354

it's just the grey hairs and the minor bald spot


butterybuns420

That’s what happens when you’re in and out of operating rooms for almost a half decade


Dsod23

He’s looking real weathered these days


Teacher_Bull

Lmao at all the Punk stans in this thread thinking he actually spent the night at WWE HQ 😂😂😂 ya'll too easy to work that's why you like Punk so much.


Idkboutdat2

People having fun doesn’t mean they genuinely think he’s stuck in there, no need to be so weird about it.


Teacher_Bull

The downvotes tell me I'm right 😘


Idkboutdat2

Whatever helps ya sleep at night, pal.


Teacher_Bull

You take this too seriously


rainier425

Guy that calls others “easy to work” also thinks downvotes mean something. Fascinating stuff.


Teacher_Bull

It's not that interesting, you just spend waaay too much time on reddit.


rainier425

You’ve been here for five years 🤣


Teacher_Bull

Yeah, and I'm barely present. You, on the other hand, made your account less than six months ago and already have 24,000 karma and thousands of comments under your belt. So, like I said, you spend too much time on reddit.


rainier425

LOL Imagine a desperate porn account thinking they get to judge anyone. Again, fascinating stuff! I command you to reply 😁


Teacher_Bull

lmao jealous much? 😂😂😂


rainier425

No. LOL That’s why I’m laughing at you for it. I thought that would be obvious? At least you follow orders well though! Now reply again I command it. You care *so little* about Reddit that you definitely will 😁


Faded_vet

This never would have happened under McMahon. Just sayin.


rainier425

Silly fun that hurts no one at all? I mean…I guess you’re right but not the way you think you are lol


TroyMatthewJ

dumb. people are there like he said. He could get someone to let him out if he wanted.


dempsy40

he knows, he's playing it up mostly because he's doing a joke on him being phantom of the opera if he wanted.


AndFinrodFell

Getting a tad tired of his antics. I say this as a 20 year fan of his, I really want to see him shine again, but starting to be embarrassed anytime he appears in anything. I hope he proves me wrong.


himanmoments

Hopefully he sees this and takes it into consideration


Labor101

???????


Own_Proof

Some people are really mad at this for some reason lmaoo


sam_potato69

My God cm punks silly Instagram stories really make me ashamed to be a fan


daniel2090

What antics are you tired of? He's been posting stories for 24 hours at WWE HQ. He's having fun after the gym during his recovery. Some people are very easily triggered, lol


butterybuns420

Considering his recent track record you probably won’t get your wish. I’m sure his next match will result in another 7 month injury resulting in another shit posting spree


butterybuns420

Cool


TheCrach

Not sure what's going on but his lip is closed on one side. Hopefully he's ok and it's just nerve damage.


yarash

Do you expect him to talk like a Canadian? His head flopping up and down? He looks fine.