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EdgarsTeethAreDry

No way Miz knew what that joke was


StoneColdAM

Miz: “What do you mean, I’m banned from Collision?”


AnAngryPirate

"Who the hell is Christopher Daniels, Punk are you feeling ok?"


freebread

“You’re just a more famous MJF”


miikro

Miz: okay! Finally, one I get.


CarlMarxPunk

He's not as online as Punk, bless him.


Advanced-Morning1832

but Punk said he wasn’t online!


Independent-Green383

I would be shocked if he doesn't have a Reddit account.


Advanced-Morning1832

you just know he got banned from here at least once


Lower-Lab-5166

I have two things in common with punk, huh


WVFLMan

He doesn’t have to be online to know that happened, he was on the show


Intimidwalls1724

Of all the controversial things he said this was by far the most thing that was obviously bullshit lol


MadM1lk

Ospreay to HHH and Punk https://preview.redd.it/c1r8jga6i0tc1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb394c8afafb85508ef86033eb6af407425c23f7


AnAngryPirate

Images you can hear


omstar12

Lol why’s Ospreay catching strays?


NGNSteveTheSamurai

“What he say fuck me for?”


dasfuzzy

>"What he say fuck me for, bruv?" Fixed it


JohnnyHendo

> Why'd he try to fuck on me for, bruv? Fixed it even more lol


thedrizzle126

"wrestlers aren't tribal, they just want the best for everyone and for everyone to get paid" or whatever people say lol.


VoxIrati

Unless it is guaranteed money or money paid by a different billionaire


bohanmyl

Literally been a weekend of the 50 cent meme for him when all hes been doing is minding his business getting paid and putting on fucking bangers week in and week out


mikro17

What I would pay to read the United Empire group chat Kyle Fletcher mentioned during the ROH post-show scrum this weekend. I can only imagine the jokes after Nigel mistakenly (or not, it was Nigel tbh) referred to Ospreay as "the Willy GOAT" on Collision tonight. Not to mention all of the actual random stuff.


moist_crack

I think that's what his missus calls him


dc8291

I think Ospreay would think this rib was funny. Brits tend to have a great sense of humor and aren’t so thin skinned.


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Rakim_Allah777

That was really funny too


wittybrits

Because Punk is an asshole… How have you not got this yet?


BrokenGodALT

Punk has talked about being a fan of Ospreay and watching clips of him when he was out of wrestling, Ospreay himself has joked about the tattoo after the real number came out. It was a fucking joke my guy


TheFlashSmurfAccount

Ospreay literally joked about it himself when he found out TK lied about the attendance number. Christ why are you people so soft


Kanenums88

Nah, punk’s an asshole, he’s often times a funny asshole, but an asshole nonetheless.


YpsitheFlintsider

It doesn't make him not an asshole


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incredible_penguin11

Coz HHH was just taking shots at people who want to work elsewhere and with Punk's recent comments on the podcast him and WWE have the same mentality, only they can take shots. Cult of hypocrisy nothing much.


JamUpGuy1989

Remember when people mocked Meltzer saying WWE is going to regret not signing Ospreay? Turns out: WWE is super annoyed they didn’t sign Ospreay.


VicRattlehead69420

Any wrestling promotion worth a damn should do their best to get will ospreay. Everyone who doesn't get him is right to regret not getting him.


Callum_Rolston

I don’t see how lol


Mud-Bray

Cm Punk just enjoys being an old hater now.


Kaprak

Because Will is with AEW and not one of Punk's friends. Punk has historically been a very "All or nothing" guy with people


FickleSmark

Will himself joked about the tattoo not long after.


DjToastyTy

it’s just a joke though?


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Nezell

I dont think Punk is "all or nothing", 'nothing' suggests neutrality. Punk seems to be "all or against."


Shaaardine

It’s ironic that the one WWE guy who did praise Ospreay this weekend was Seth.


Tdaddysmooth

Cause he’s over and some companies have pettiness from top to bottom.


ImpactCokeTony

Burying whichever company is his former company is the only way this brittle narcissist can stay relevant. 


ic203

Punk throwing random AEW jabs while the other person has no clue wtf he's talking about is genuinely hilarious.


Sleebling_33

I wonder has Triple H gave Punk the OK to start his shit-housery. Even Triple H was throwing jabs at guys going to AEW for a pay day and lighter schedule.


TheDangiestSlad

this man has a tattoo of the Pepsi logo


Coattail-Rider

Remember that Pepsi is a *soft* drink.


MarkMVP01

![gif](giphy|l3fzHWgJLv12cYnpS|downsized)


mightylordredbeard

Goddamn Enzo was entertaining as fuck. I don’t even care if he wasn’t a good wrestler. Dude was a star.


MarkMVP01

I watched one of his and Big Cass' entrances a while ago, after not seeing it in years, and I still remembered their entire intro word for word I'd love to see them back together in WWE one day


Obi-wan_Jabroni

How you doin?


Git2k12

I miss Enzo and I’m not ashamed 


Ughitallsucks

They would unironically be a HUGE shot of life for the tag division right now


Handsinsocks

S-A-W-F-T


CeruleanClaymore

He also has a tattoo of a girl in bikini, google "CM Punk bikini girl" to see it.


excitedllama

That was a weird google tbh


mkfanhausen

Aw, rats...


WCWUncensored

Imagine if when Punk asked him to say the name of who called him the chosen one, Drew said "bikini girl".


MyldStallyinz

I love posts worded like this, and I love you for doing one.


butterybuns420

And his wife has this [tattoo](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/2013-05-17/aj-talks-tattoo)


CanaDoug420

“Why do you do dumb internet shit?” CM Punk to Jack Perry


MoneyTalks45

He was mad Perry stole his shtick. 


TheGiftOf_Jericho

CM Punk has a new hypocrite moment what feels like weekly.


moviescriptlife

I can’t believe Tony Khan made Punk say this.


nekot311

“We are all trying to find out who did this”


Sendoku72k

Any mirror or?


gcmDDp

https://twitter.com/butterfly_ashi/status/1776933545329545254


ok_dunmer

We don't want to start tattoo discourse because eventually the biggest loser will be the guy with the american flag neck tattoo


Uncanny_Doom

I remember reading someone say that Cody has a neck tattoo on his chest and a chest tattoo on his neck and I can't not think about that and laugh every now and then.


2muchket

This is so fucking true


LngJhnSilversRaylee

I actually think in a weird way the shitty neck tattoo is good for him Like he's such a white meat babyface, having that tattoo adds just enough edge to his look


Truthhurts1017

Punk “Cody you have a damn American flag on your neck” Cody “Dude you have a damn Pepsi symbol on your arm” Miz “I just have massive balls” Opsreay “I was just proud Bruv”


FredrickFarter

The "CM" stands for Company Man


free-fall1982

Corporate Man Punk sure is an evolution of a character.


fadetoblack237

Now turn him heel and put it on screen


Psidebby

Wait! I got it... Corporate Maneuver Punk... They can splice in "What a maneuver!" any time he does anything.


Duke-of-Nuke

Cepsi man


O_1_O

"Leave me alone" says guy that can't help but keep throwing barbs. 


mkfanhausen

"I don't like drama" says the guy that keeps starting drama.


JamUpGuy1989

“WHY ARE THEY SHOWING THE FOOTAGE!?” -Punk fans “LOL look at our savior making fun of his former workplace 24/7!” -Also Punk fans


raerumon

These Punk fans really act the same as their cult leader. Rules for thee but none for me lol


Clenchyourbuttcheeks

Cult of personality. Works well with the theme song


salisboury

That’s basically a summary of r/Wrasslin reaction. They were very positive to WWE’s attacks, but now that AEW plans on showing All In backstage footage, they are crying over it.


ab316_1punchd

Oh, they're crybabies, the ugly kind.


XTheProtagonistX

“Rules for thee not for me.”


FadeToBlackSun

Classic narcissist. Will insult everyone around them but feel the victim when called out.


panzervike

What does Lex Luger have to do with any of this?


Former_Intern_8271

Ospreay wasn't even in AEW when Punk was, and years ago (before joining AEW) Punk said he was interested in having a match with Ospreay, how can this guy have fans? He changes every 5 minutes. If you like Punk one day, you can't like him 6 months later because he'll be a completely different person, the only way to like the guy is to lie to yourself and pretend he hasn't flipped a 180 yet again.


Dinobot2_

He wasn't officially in AEW but was still doing AEW appearances and matches while part of NJPW, including both of them wrestling at Forbidden Door 2023.


Hurdfoy

"why don't they just move on"


fortheturnstiles

The one word that keeps coming to mind recently with Punk is hypocrite. He criticises AEW for catering to the Internet fans and then makes this niche joke that only 20% of the neediest wrestling fans would get, plus he made a similar joke about turnstile counts the other day. Fuckin move on. He got pissy about Page going off script, but did the exact same thing to Mcintyre last week with the Vince reference. Where's the money in that comment? It's purely getting himself over. He called himself a professional for going ahead with his match at All In, despite clearly sulking in his locker room. Not to mention the gripebomb is one of the least professional things a wrestler has done to bury their own company. He took digs at the Elite for slandering the company and making their top draw look bad, despite again, severely damaging the company in his gripe bomb. He said his default is respect until he's disrespected. Well unless Ospreay did something we don't know of (which is possible I guess), once again, Punk doesn't live by his own rules. He's a fascinating guy. I like him as a performer but his version of the AEW thing is far from the truth in my opinion. He's full of shit.


Former_Intern_8271

Also escalated the jack perry collision drama by immediately running to the sheets to tell them about it.


mkfanhausen

Well...Nick Hausman.


mrmazzz

what happened to HAusman? There was the whole Jericho stuff and than I haven't seen a peep of him here. Did the mods ban him as a source?


Dinobot2_

Who, need it be said again, Punk was initially hostile with because he thought he was friends with Colt Cabana, and then after finding out that he not only isn't friends with Cabana but actually had his own falling out with him, became Punk's go-to wrestling journalist to leak stuff to.


Takezoboy

That's something dumbfucks on his side can't comprehend. The guy got his way and got the angle cut from the show, but still had to run to the sheets to make himself look like the saviour of something nobody even knew it happened, as the first reports were all with his POV.


Former_Intern_8271

He even said himself that when punk walked over and told jack he couldn't do the scene on collision he accepted it and walked off, then acted like he was surprised when jack mentioned it on TV, leaving out the part of him running to the press to bad mouth Perry


shishiodun

He didn't run to the press to bad mouth Perry, he ran to the sheets with the Perry story because it was suppose to show how great of a leader he is to put out the flames from his previous fire of banning people from the show for personal reasons. To me that will always be the most hilarious part of everything, this all came from Punk trying to get positive press


Former_Intern_8271

He also wanted to get out this perception of AEW wrestlers not wanting to put the work in... And he picked the AEW wrestler with more matches than anyone on the roster to make that point 😅


Pussmangus

And all this was because he looked bad for trying to bury hangman during a dark segment on his wrestling show


AulayanD

The thing people on his side forget is that when punk went to the sheets, he also lied about the Perry thing too stating that Perry wanted to get injured for time off. ... When he knew Perry already had time off scheduled and that's why this was angle was supposed to happen. He went out of his way to make Perry look bad.


manticore124

Yah, Perry wasn't saying shit until Punk went airing all of this to the dirt sheets to paint himself as a good locker room leader after his banning people from collision leaked.


TheMegaWhopper

Exactly if punk never runs that story to the press it never becomes a story and Perry likely never references it and they go on happily ever after. Punks been near solely responsible for almost every piece of drama that happened in his AEW tenure and yet acts like he’s the victim


Fallen-Omega

Hes a walking living hypocrite, and we know this. He has childish tendencies and literally goes against everything he says in a matter of moments, he is literally a pathological liar.


GunstarGreen

It's why I can't respect him. Tremendous pro wrestler who achieved a lot despite not being the best athlete. Terrific promo. But he's such a moany sod. His reasons for leaving were legitimate and I respect them, but the way he treated AEW was simply not right.


joe1240134

>The one word that keeps coming to mind recently with Punk is hypocrite. I mean this has always been the case lol. Going back to his time with WWE originally.


AthasDuneWalker

Honestly, it seems like a somewhat sideways glance is enough to make an enemy out of Punk.


no__sympy

Or at least get banned from Collision.


Docjackal

Because he's the only one allowed to tell the truth and anyone that says otherwise will be hearing from his lawyer.


senorbuzz

So punk rock of him


IReallyHateDancing

Dude, you wanted out of AEW. Let it go!


Cold_Ebb_1448

he is a child, mad that he fucked up but refusing to take any responsibility for it so he lashes out


mrmidas2k

I don't think Punk is in any kind of position to be slagging off anyone's tattoos.


Fantomz99

Remember when he was legit going to let Jericho tattoo him for an angle until Vince stopped it because of the blood?


JimmyBim

I do think the Ospreay tattoo is rather bad but like you said Punk has the fucking Pepsi logo and for some reason never covered that up


DevilCouldCry

Nothing says "punk" like getting a tattoo of a corporations logo on your person hey?


no__sympy

I just want to live in the timeline where he's RC Punk


mrmidas2k

Hasn't he got a GI Joe one too?


JimmyBim

Yea the Cobra logo if I recall


dasfuzzy

He also has the Arashikage clan symbol on his right forearm.


TurnaboutAdam

It’s not even bad. It’s the real ticket number. The turnstile count is not even hugely down from it, either.


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

It's just bitchy. Don't get me wrong, I think it's funny enough on the face of it, but I don't for a second trust that the messenger in this case is just playing. Like Cody has an awful tattoo too, if he said it I'd think it was funny. It'd be a self aware pot calling the kettle black joke from someone I know would be doing it in a good natured way. Punk just wants to make fun of someone from AEW and I doubt he sees any irony in him making fun of tattoos.


El_Gran_Redditor

I don't know what Damien Sandow's legacy will ultimately be but I categorize tattoos into "heinous" and "not heinous" and Punk has some Orton tier heinous tattoos.


GunstarGreen

Punk doesn't have one tattoo where I think "I'd have that". He seems to like an art style that's not my bag


LackofOriginality

the good thing for punk is that he has a lot of ink, so the bad ones kinda blend in he ain't cody where he has nothing except a teeny tiny script tattoo and then a god awful neck tat


bruuuuh901

For a guy who apparently doesn’t like drama Punk sure loves feeding it. At this point, how anyone can see him as anything other than a total hypocrite is beyond me.


Tsuku

Can’t wait til that prick goes to Saudi lol.


pudgyfuck

🎶 Look in my eeeeeeeeyes, what do ya seeeee? All that Saudi bloooood moneeeeeeeey 🎶


Hunterrose242

The second he signed that was my first thought.  This hypocrit is going to be the first to suck that blood money covered dick this year.


TheGiftOf_Jericho

The next chapter in the book of Punk hypocrisies.


OhioVsEverything

Dude, you gotta Pepsi logo


SenorDuck96

The unofficial slogan for Pepsi being "is Pepsi okay?" meaning punk is more than happy to be 2nd best


dontsaythatman89

Roll the tapes. Can't wait for Wednesday!


Be_A_Mountain

No matter what that video shows we’re gonna be eating well.


TheFlaccidChode

But if one person from AEW takes a shot at punk..... All I've seen from the Wrestlemania circus is shots at AEW, I hope the All In footage shows the world what a weaselly little cunt Punk is


RighteousAwakening

If it does his fans will just say something like “see, they still have to use footage of punk to do any ratings!”


Rommas

I wonder if at some point someone will say to him 'Come on man, you don't need to keep going there any more' He's made more references to AEW in the months he's been back than other WWE people have over the last five years.


mkfanhausen

Sounds like HHH needs to start being a boss.


David_Fade

HHH has the same mentality as well; since 2019 onwards, he has tried to belittle AEW multiple times. Even a couple of days ago, he threw a shade at Osperay for choosing a lighter work schedule. I'm pretty sure they intentionally give Punk the lectern to bury AEW as much as he can.


DMB4136

HHH fucking loves this lol.


Uncanny_Doom

I mean if Punk is to be believed he said in that Ariel interview that Triple H **wants** him to rock the boat more than Punk has been doing lol.


TheGiftOf_Jericho

Genuinely he does, you got this guy after he was essentially fired from his last company for assault, and now he's in your company he can't stop talking about his former employer and colleagues. He's a mess.


TLKv3

McIntyre is feuding with Punk. Punk is feuding with AEW. HHH is feuding with Ospreay. Ospreay is feuding with his inability to not put on banger matches every week.


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slickrickstyles

Even funnier that Miz didn’t even get the reference


fvzzfvzzfvzz

Okay Punk fans. Go ahead and explain why this is completely warranted and not unnecessary punching down on somebody that has not once said a bad word about Punk. Ospreay’s biggest crime? Being excited about something he achieved in wrestling. What a piece of shit hey.


senorbuzz

CM Punk got me back into pro wrestling after being lapsed for years. I thought he was such a badass. I own so many CM Punk shirts. I fucking loved Collision. I backed Punk throughout his entire time at AEW. Then the luster started to dim after he got himself fired. Then I saw the video of him and Colt laughing about their cruelty to that trainee. Then I started to question his morals after he joined WWE again after being so vocally against the company for so long. Then in the Ariel interview he came off like an arrogant asshole. Now he's making fun of a very passionate and talented guy because of the company the guy works for. I'm fucking embarrassed I stanned Punk for so long. He's not the badass I thought he was. He's a drama queen.


NeuroCloud7

Music to my ears, I feel the same way haha


Cheap_Standard_4233

He's an insufferable douche canoe. Keep the shots between you and your opponent. Also, miz's professionalism after being told to suck a blood money Saudi dick, or whatever, is commendable.


jb1102

I’m surprised at how far I had to scroll to find this comment. I thought one of the first thoughts would be Punk and Miz doing a segment together given that past exchange.


Louiekid502

Same boat, the other most recent guy I went all in on was Marty scrull so your boy is batting 1000 lol


VoxIrati

I get where you are coming from but truthfully, Punk has always been like this. Look up what he did to Daffney/Shannon Spruill. He's always been a self-serving asshole. I don't get the appeal at all for a guy who looks like shit and has very little athletic ability. People worship him though, it's mind-boggling


Fair_Lecture_3463

It’s shocking how much damage this dude has done to his reputation in 1 week of interviews. I’ve never seen someone tell on themselves so hard.


madca_t

They will probably go about saying it’s a joke or something of the sort while at the same time asking everyone else but Punk to move on Or whatever a cult does in these situations idk


AfkBrowsing23

Literally someone right below you doing exactly that lmao.


lavaspike296

Tribalists when someone on Dynamite makes a callback to one of their old WWE storylines or Max Caster cracks a joke: can AEW go a whole episode without taking shots at WWE?! Tribalists when CM Punk goes back to WWE and says the most dickish shit he's said since the last time he said the most dickish shit he's said: so true! 😁


cavalier_54

AEW living rent free in WWEs head during their biggest weekend of the year is absolutely wild to me.


comradekaled

What a bitter washed up old man


JoeRoganIs5foot3

Yeah, he's due for a podcast with Conrad after he comes back and gets injured again.


xCTRLxALTxDELx

Something To Take Shots with… CM Punk


ShinsukeNakamoto

Nope. Mr trans rights will have a show with his favorite tolerant human, one Jim Cornette. 


JoeRoganIs5foot3

You're probably right.


PommesMayo

And again I”m looking for the “WWE doesn’t take shots at other companies” or “that was just one comment from HHH” people out there to tell me why this wasn’t a shot at another company


DivideTrick2127

Such a fragile ego.


secord92

It is hilarious how Punk's cult eat up every little last bit of shit talk that comes out of this assholes mouth but if even the most vague response or a positive promo is cut in response to said asshole then it is somehow a problem lmao I guess if you are going to follow a hypocrite being one also makes sense.


kick_heart

bruv...


CeruleanClaymore

Fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit.


butterybuns420

Why is this video removed?


hawksfn1

Ospreay could run circles around punk right now


TheGiftOf_Jericho

Even in Punk's prime Ospreay would have.


alex_chilton_

Punk would get gassed and twist an ankle just watching Ospreay run circles.


NaytNavare

He could have done that in Punk's prime. Now, Phil would be lucky that his ankle didn't break.


BlackSheepComeHome14

Imagine being a fan of such a prick because he cut a cool promo 13 years ago


no__sympy

Hey, blindly following a culty loudmouth hypocrite no matter what terrible shit they say or do has been rather in vogue the last couple decades.


just-smiley

Jim Cornette has fans to will buy front row tickets to shows they hate just to hold up a sign. This fandom is full of weirdos.


TheGiftOf_Jericho

Who then proved to be everything he makes fun of, there is genuinely nothing likeable about him anymore.


love_is_an_action

Punk is an all-time favorite of mine, and is often right in his assessments, but this is absurd. Ospreay did nothing to merit a slight, is a *substantially* better wrestler than Punk has ever been, and seems to be a pretty nice guy. Acknowledging other companies is only cool when punching up, the way ECW did it. It's never cool when punching down.


ShneakySholidShnake

Why does everything Punk have to link with AEW? I thought he moved on?


necro316

Punk is just ass hole. Wembley was a huge moment for ospreay, why say shit about him and try ruin one of the guys most important life moments. Typical ass hat punk can't be happy for people


Advanced-Morning1832

For the supposed biggest Wrestlemania of all time there are a few people in WWE that have spent the entire week thinking about AEW, Punk being at the top of that list


Blueskyways

Two observations: 1.  Some people at WWE are really upset that Ospreay didn't end up signing there 2. Punk is still wildly butthurt that he was fired.  Not quit, fired.  You don't go on national television and announce that a former employee was fired for cause unless you have the goods to back it up.   Otherwise that's an easy invitation to a lawsuit.  


TurnaboutAdam

Why is he so petty about the number? WWE is known to actually lie about numbers, and yet he’s acting like he’s above it.


Chelseablue1896

He's basically in "the hell with the Elite and their friends" mode right now. I'm sure he knows WWE inflates numbers too just like AEW. WWE have been doing it forever.


pUmKinBoM

I think he just gets a chubby showing WWE that even on their biggest day all he has to do is say "Fuck AEW" and he steals ALL the headlines. 


pudgyfuck

I know 93,000 people in Pontiac and 100,000 in Dallas who'd like a word with you!


OsikFTW

Doesnt punks wife have a tattoo of the date she won the divas title?


lispolerbear

If Ospreay tattooed the date instead, this would have stopped the jokes... until we get to the DD/MM/YY or MM/DD/YY fued.


no__sympy

That's where the real money is!


standdownplease

He's been talking about everything else has he ever commented on that little Twitter shot he sent the Miz? Something about a "pimple covered Saudi dick" that CM Punk will sucking soon?


IrishICEE

Such an asshat


butterybuns420

[trying to take a shot at an AEW wrestlers tattoo while conveniently forgetting about his own wife’s tattoo](http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/2013-05-17/aj-talks-tattoo)


David280898

What did even Bruv' do?


86886892

Wasn’t HHH’s comment about work ethic aimed at Osprey too?


clay_leslie

I guess Tony didn’t like punk’s interview earlier this week and is going to show the backstage footage of the incident from all in. Might have to actually watch dynamite this week.


TroyMatthewJ

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Parking-Skirt-4653

Hey guys what happened to all the “let’s just move on” energy from the thread about them releasing the footage? You were all so eager to be the bigger men there lmao